Slob Day
by Stacatto
Copyright© 2025 by Stacatto
Fiction Sex Story: It was a day to repair things, and I was dressed accordingly. I did not expect to meet a lovely young woman. It was a slob day that turned out like I never expected.
Caution: This Fiction Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Consensual Fiction Masturbation Oral Sex .
It had been a slob kind of day. I’m not saying I look like I just stepped from the pages of GQ every day, but I do try, most of the time, to look presentable. But due to the various jobs I had to do that day it had become a basic slob day!
It was already midafternoon, and I had yet to even take a shower. Because I had a lot of small dirty jobs to take care of that day, I’d just pulled on scruffy old jeans and snatched an old torn shirt straight out of the dryer, put the dogs in the car and headed off. I didn’t really care what I looked like, like I said, it was a slob kind of day.
It was late afternoon when I remembered the fridge was bare and if I wanted any dinner, I was going to have to stop at the local market and purchase something. At the market, I grabbed a basket and as I wandered the store, I selected a few items and then went to wait in the checkout line. Standing there waiting my turn, was a young woman standing in front of me who casually turned around and glanced back at me. My breath seemed to be sucked out of my body; the woman was stunning. I mean jaw dropping, howl at the moon beautiful. Her auburn hair was shoulder length, and she had large twinkling brown eyes. The woman was dressed in a handsome dark blue suit with a lovely ivory colored blouse under her tailored jacket. Her outfit was far from revealing, but I could still tell she possessed a shapely body. I believe the word best used to describe her would be zaftig or Rubenesque. Some might feel she was overweight, but I thought she was just perfect. Even though she was looking right at me I couldn’t keep myself from noticing her lush curvaceous body. I guessed her to be between 5’8” to 5’10”, however because she was wearing high heels, it was difficult for me to tell. I’m just over 6 feet and we almost looked at each other eye to eye.
After her initial glance back at me, she turned around to move forward as the line was moving and then she looked back at me again and smiled. That smile curled my toes, and I just knew she couldn’t be smiling at me, so I turned and looked behind me to see who she was smiling at. There was nobody behind me and when I turned to look back at her, she smiled at me once more and I wondered if maybe I knew her somehow.
“Excuse me! Do I know you?” I asked.
“No. Not that I remember.” She replied, her voice soft and sultry.
“OK ... I guess I look at bit ratty today ... I’m doing errands today.” I offered lamely as to why I was wearing clothes looking like they would be turned down by the Salvation Army.
“It’s fine.” She chuckled, “I can always spot a diamond in the rough.” She grinned at me, winked, and then it was her turn to check out. She paid the clerk and as she walked out the front door of the market she turned and glanced back at me, giving me a nice final smile. I grinned back at her and wondered what that had been about. To start with, she had to have been at least 20 years younger than me; she was dressed to kill and since I looked like something the cat drug in; why had she been smiling at me. I’m used to having women flirt with me, mind you I wasn’t complaining, but it was not something which had happened in a long time.
By the next week I had forgotten all about the incident with the lovely young woman. Once more I was shopping in the same market and since I had been to a meeting with my banker earlier, I was dressed in a suit complete with vest. My daily attire is not usually so formal but since I was involved with building a multi-million-dollar strip mall, I’ve found being well dressed puts a banker at ease when you’re asking for money with more than six zeros involved.
I was standing in the checkout line and suddenly I remembered I’d forgotten something. I picked up my basket and as I turned, I found myself looking into a pair of beautiful large brown eyes filled with tears. It was the young woman who’d smiled at me the other day. She wore a different outfit today but was still stunning; however, today her face was tear streaked and her eyes brimming with unshed tears. I smiled my best smile and said hello to her. I was wondering if she remembered me and to my surprise she said, “Oh ... it’s you! Hi!”
I was concerned and I asked her if she was alright. She told me she’d received some bad news, and it surprised her. She said she’d be fine and thanked me for asking. She looked me up and down and with a wry smile said “See ... I told you I could spot a diamond in the rough. You look impressive today. What’s the occasion?”
“I’m constructing a strip-mall and today was ‘banker day’.”
Her lips smiled slightly, but her eyes were still sad. She looked up at me, “Well, I was impressed the other day, but now I’m really impressed.”
Concerned about her attitude, I also wanted to talk to her some more. I knew I was acting like an old goat, but I just was so taken by this sexy young woman.
I tried to be as soft spoken as possible and with a smile I said, “To be honest, I was a bit surprised you’d even speak to me the other day. I wasn’t working on impressing anybody that day.” The corners of her mouth lifted again a little at the remark, and I loved it I got a little grin out of her. “I still feel we know each other somehow...” realizing as soon as I said the words they sounded like some sort of pick-up line.
“I’ve seen you here before, and I’ve seen you walking your dogs over behind the park, but we don’t actually know each other. I was feeling bold the other day when I smiled at you.”
Still feeling like an old fool flirting with this young child, I had to admit she was doing wonders for the old ego. “Do you have time for a cup of coffee after you finish here?” I asked.
“Well,” she seemed to think about my offer for a moment and then shrugged her shoulders, “I’m not the best of company right now ... but it you want. Yes, there’s a coffee stand just behind the store.”
“I need to pick up a couple more items and I’ll meet you there.” Waking away, I know I had a grin from ear to ear on my face; I just couldn’t help it. Quickly I picked out what I needed and got in line to pay for everything. I glanced around but I didn’t see the young lady anywhere. It was at this point I realized I didn’t even know her name. Once I was finished at the check-out line, I went to the car and put my groceries in the trunk and checked on my dogs. They were both still asleep and I quietly slipped away.
The coffee shop was warm and cozy with wonderful smells. There were several large stuffed chairs placed around the room and two chairs sitting right next to a gas fireplace. I noticed she was sitting in one of the chairs and I went over to her. “Can I get you something?” I asked.
“Latté ... small one please with no flavorings in it,” followed once more with the weak smile.
“Give me just a moment.” I ordered her drink and a latte for me as well. I paid for the drinks and wandered over to sit in the other chair next to her. I handed her the latte, settled down in the chair and she gave me a small one of her killer smiles. The words just seemed to slip out of my mouth. “You have a beautiful smile.”
She actually blushed and lowered her eyes. Her voice was soft as she looked back up at me, “Thank you. Actually, I really shouldn’t have accepted your offer. I’m not very good company right now. I should go home, and we can do this another time.”
“Please ... no! I want you to stay.” I paused for a moment, and then continued, “if you feel up to it, I wish you’d tell me what happened. Why were you crying and why do you look like you want to start crying now?”
My comments seemed to have pulled a plug, and tears started to flow once more down her cheeks causing me to stand and I quickly went over and picked up some napkins. I handed them to her, and she gave me a weak smile through her tears. She gave a hiccup and started to speak in a low soft voice as the tears continued to run down her cheeks. “When I pulled into the parking lot at the store a little while ago, I saw my boyfriend ... or I should say my ex-boyfriend in his car kissing another woman. He saw me and as I got out of my car, he came over to me. He was angry and told me to stop following him, I told him I wasn’t following him, and he proceeded to tell me in the parking lot we were done. He told me he had wanted to break up with me for some time but just didn’t know how to do it.” Her tears started to fall faster, and she rushed to tell me the next part.
“He went on to tell me I was overweight ... well, he used the word, ‘fat’, and he didn’t care for fat women. He just turned around, got into his car and drove away with the other woman.” She paused and then with a small weak smile she added, “I was getting ice cream to go home and then have a cry.”
I was stunned. What kind of jerk had she been seeing? This child was truly a beauty. It was true, compared to a lot of movie stars of the day, she’d be considered a bit heavy, but I wouldn’t go so far as to call her fat by any means. She had a sexy grin, her body was defined as far as a top, middle and bottom and her eyes were killer. Without realizing it, I blurted out, “He’s an ass! You’re so beautiful. You’re a very sexy woman and you have a stunning body ... if you don’t mind an old man telling you this?”
That brought on another slight grin, “You’re not an old man!” She paused for a moment and then continued, “You know, I can’t believe I flirted with you the other day in line. I don’t do things like that.”
“I’m sure glad that you did. I’ve got to tell you; you made my day. To be out in public looking like I did and for you to be so sweet to me ... it really made my day. I’m not used to having beautiful women strike up a conversation with me in the check-out line.”
“OK ... enough with the beautiful woman stuff! You are kind ... but let’s face facts. I know I’m overweight. I know I have a decent face, but I try not to look below my neck. When I do I see fat! At twenty-nine years old, I should be thin and willowy, but I am ... how should I say? ... hefty, full-figured, zaftig. In other words, fat.”
“Stop! Please stop. You’re being way too hard on yourself. You’re letting that asshole, excuse me, influence you and he really wasn’t worth it. I think you’re beautiful and you’re far from being what people would consider fat!” I was surprised this young lady was sharing so much with me. Perhaps my age made her feel comfortable with me and she felt I was a father figure or something.
It seemed as if talking to me had become a confession of sorts and she continued on, “I guess everything is more or less in proportion, but there’s simply too much. I wear a loose-fitting blouse outside my skirt sometimes to try and hide my size, but let’s face it, I’m a big girl. Even an expensive bra designed for reduction and containment doesn’t disguise my ample proportions.”
“Look...” I stopped and I realized I didn’t even know her name, “You know, I don’t even know your name.”
“Colleen. Here I’m pouring my heart out and I don’t know yours either.”
“Brett. Brett Stevens” I leaned forward and as we shook hands, she smiled at me. I squeezed her hand and smiled back at her. I continued to hold her hand in mine and continued on, “I feel you’re being way too hard on yourself. I really think you’re stunning! Perhaps your proportions are ample, but you’re more than a curve here and there. There is your mind ... your intelligence ... your lovely face. You’re very erotic and sexy! So there!” I laughed and paused for a second, adding, “did I say that out loud? Bad me!” I was pleased my comments had brought another smile to her face.
“Erotic and sexy? Well, the truth be known, I’ve been seeing my ex for the past three years and it’s he dumped me with such ease. And it hurts he said I was too fat for him to love. So right now, whatever you’re telling me, I find it a bit difficult to believe.”
I wanted to cheer her up and I asked her, “Look, I don’t ‘do suit’ all that often and since I’m all cleaned up, would you let me take you to dinner?”
“Well, you really should ‘do suit’ as you put it more often. You’re very handsome.” I could feel my ears getting hot and I was sure that my cheeks were red. “I really don’t think I’ll make very good company tonight.”
I spoke up, reached over had took her hand, “How about letting me decide that?”
She thought for a moment and then told me, “OK, you win.” She reached inside of her purse and took out a piece of paper and a pen. She wrote her address on a piece of paper and handed it to me. We agreed on a time for me to come and pick her up and I headed home.
The dogs got an early walk, and I picked Colleen up on time. If I thought she had looked stunning before, when I picked her up, she was now beyond gorgeous. There was cleavage and lots of skin and she smelled as wonderful as she looked. I just stood and stared at her after she opened the door. I must have stood there for too long because finally she asked me, “Is this, OK? Is there something wrong?”
Quickly I eased her fears, “No! My God child, you are one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever known. There is nothing wrong except I might get arrested for what I’m thinking.” She giggled and I was pleased to see she was feeling better. She handed me her coat, and I helped her on with it.
I’d already made reservations at one of my favorite restaurants and the trip to the restaurant was a short one. In our area we have several lakes and boating is a big thing around here. Inside one of the many marinas is a restraint. Part of the name of the restaurant is “hidden harbor” and that describes it very well. It’s very secluded and very intimate. The restaurant is surrounded on three sides by boats moored in their slips and you get the feeling that you are eating on a boat. As you eat, you can watch the boats shifting in their moorages and listen to the creak and sigh as they move. Colleen was pleased with my choice. She told me she had heard about the place, but she had never been and had always wanted to. She thanked me several times over dinner.
Dinner was wonderful. The food is usually good at the restaurant, but tonight they seemed to have out done themselves. I made sure Colleen’s glass had wine in it all the time and asked her about her life. I found she was well educated and very intelligent with a great sense of humor. The longer I listened to her, the more stunned I was that her ex had dropped her. She was very funny with a wonderfully interesting way of looking at life. Many of her comments showed deep compassion and I found myself becoming totally captivated with this lovely young woman. I discovered it was difficult reminding myself she was half my age, and our dinner was to help her feel better after being dumped.
After I paid the tab, we walked out to the car and Colleen slipped her arm inside of my arm. As we walked, she continued to squeeze my arm and brush her ample breasts against me. I fought to keep my thoughts out of the gutter, but I must admit it was becoming difficult.
When we got back to her place, I walked her to the door. She asked me to come in however I politely declined. She looked up at me and asked, “Why?”
“I don’t think it’s a good idea!”
“Why?”
“Because you’re more than a little tipsy and your emotions today have been a bit battered. It’s not a good idea for me to come inside. Besides ... I’m old enough to be your father; other than being friends, anything between us has nowhere to go.”
“I don’t give a shit how old you are.” She blurted out. Her comment must have registered on my face because she looked at me and laughed. “You should see your face. Is this the first time you’ve heard the word ‘shit’?”
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