Six Times A Day
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Part 133: You've Really Got a Hold on Me
Harem Incest Sex Story: Part 133: You've Really Got a Hold on Me - High school senior Alan is diagnosed with a rare condition requiring six orgasms a day. The women in his life - mother, sister, neighbors, cheerleaders, and more - end up swept away by their own lusts while helping him. This epic roller coaster of passion, love, and sex leads to results no one sees coming. The variety of characters, humor, and hot sex will leave you wanting more.
Caution: This Harem Incest Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa mt/ft Ma/ft mt/Fa Fa/Fa ft/ft Fa/ft Mult Consensual Reluctant Romantic BiSexual Humor Incest Mother Son Brother Sister Daughter Group Sex Harem Polygamy/Polyamory Anal Sex Exhibitionism First Lactation Oral Sex Sex Toys Voyeurism Big Breasts Doctor/Nurse Size Slow Illustrated mother helps son relieve his blue balls,mother sucks son,mother fucks son,sister fucks her own brother,sister tricks brother into sex
Day 75: Friday, November 29
Chapter 1
Alan, Susan, and Katherine gathered in Susan's bedroom, so they could have a really big bed to use.
All of them were surprised to discover that the "stealth fucking" idea actually more or less worked. Susan and Alan lay naked, face-up and side to side, while Katherine was face down, on top of Alan. His erection poked up into Katherine's pussy. She nestled her head into his neck and closed her eyes.
Susan managed to snake one of her hands under Alan's thigh, so that she could hold his balls in the palm of her cupped hand and gently stroke his testicles and scrotum, while Katherine "massaged" his cock with her talented pussy.
He couldn't get much traction for fucking in that position, as she wasn't riding him cowgirl, or pushing up and down on him. But that was just fine for what they wanted. She had been practicing her Kegel exercises, so this was a great chance for her to try out various pussy squeezing techniques for real on her brother's cock.
He loved what was happening, because he was able to relax and exert no effort at all, while his dick stayed constantly hard and got expertly massaged by her tight and silky slick sheath.
As Katherine started to squeeze, she said, "Big Concorde Jet Brother, you know, over the past two weeks or so, Aims and I have been doing our Kegel exercises every day in school. While the teacher drones on and on, we just squeeze and release, squeeze and release. It totally helps pass the time, especially since I have the most naughty fantasies about you while I'm doing it. But doing it on you is a million times more fun! What do you think? Am I getting better?"
He groaned, "Much! But, uh, chill out a bit though, okay? Where's the stealth part?"
She reluctantly eased up a bit.
Before long, he was able to hold a reasonably normal conversation with both of them, even as they worked their magic in tandem on his genitals. At first, he didn't even try to direct the topic, because they were both too excitable.
With Katherine focusing her attention on squeezing his boner with her pussy muscles, Susan did most of the talking at first. "Son, I can't tell you how happy I am about what happened today! The collars, of course. The collars!" She squealed with glee. "But perhaps more importantly, you've made so much progress bringing Christine and Glory to heel. Angel, can't you just picture both of them happily enslaved and living with us permanently?"
Katherine paused in her squeezing to consider that. "Wow. That would be weird. I have a hard time picturing Christine fully tamed and collared. She's just so stubborn. And living with my history teacher? That would be really weird. Sharing a stealth blowjob with her under the table while Brother eats breakfast, and then sitting in her class several hours later, acting like just another student? Seriously weird. But cool."
"You've gotta believe!" Susan said emphatically.
As Katherine resumed her squeezing, Alan asked, "Mom, why are you so big on the harem? Sometimes, it seems like you're more excited than I am about adding more busty hotties to our group."
She sighed. She had a hand pinned between her children, so she could gently squeeze his balls as she talked. "Son, as you know, when things started to change two months ago, I resisted reality for far too long. I was always clueless about what was really happening while you slowly seduce nd tamed me and the rest of our family, and made us love serving your cock. But now that I've fully embraced my position as one of your sex slaves, I honestly feel like I'm actually a step or two ahead of most others, including you, who haven't really thought through all the implications of our new lifestyle. I've spent a LOT of time thinking about the harem life, and I love absolutely everything about it!"
"Like right now." She moved her trapped hand until she felt where her children were joined. "I almost feel as good as if I'm the one being fucked, just knowing that Angel is. And with each new voluptuous vixen you tame, it's like I gain a new sister and best friend! For instance, look at Brenda. When Suzanne began to rope her into the harem, not that many weeks ago, I didn't know what to think. Maybe I was a little bit jealous about her enormous boobs, and I had a hard time liking her. But now, we're like soul sisters! I'm already closer to her than I am to any of my real sisters, since they obviously can't be allowed to know what my life is really like anymore."
She continued, "As you know, I'm all about family. Despite everything that's happened, I still have those old fashioned family values. The nuclear family unit is dying in this country. Two months ago, I was despairing that you and Angel would soon move away to college and leave me all alone. So imagine my delight when our family bonds suddenly firmed up, strengthening with each new blowjob, and then the family started growing and growing with loving and beautiful people. So even if I weren't a bisexual, I'd still love the harem! I grew up in a big family, with lots of sisters, and now I have that big family again."
Alan found that response very illuminating.
Katherine chimed in, "I agree. It's funny; I never really wanted another sister. But now, Aims and I are so close, and it's great. What would I do without her? And having Aunt Suzy as a second mom totally rocks. It already feels so right, like it's always been that way. So I love the harem for lots of reasons, but that's an important one. And once Brother starts knocking us up, think about how cool it'll be to have all of us share with the mothering!"
Susan thought, Oh boy! That WILL be great. Even though I can't have one of my own, I can live vicariously through my daughters. And others!
Alan groaned with disapproval for that pregnancy line of thinking.
Katherine continued, undeterred, "Now, if you were bringing in selfish bitches like Heather, that would be a whole different thing. It would be a major pain dealing with her 24/7. But the women you pick are real winners. Take Brenda. I mean, she's not just all big tits, bubble butt, and gushing pussy. I've been talking a lot to her lately, and she keeps surprising me with the things she's done, and places she's been, and all kinds of stuff. You'll see what I mean as you get to know her better. So keep it up, Bro!"
He asked, "But isn't there such a thing as too much of a good thing?"
Surprisingly, Susan answered, "Yes. Obviously, the harem can't keep expanding forever. But it won't; don't worry. Just a few more, and then we'll be complete. Our new family." She looked very smug and satisfied with that.
He thought with worry, How many is a few? Who is she thinking of, exactly? And why didn't she say "a couple more" if she's only thinking of Glory and Christine? However, he was afraid to ask her at the moment, for fear that she'd rattle off a long list of names.
Instead, he thought, That reminds me of what Suzanne told me before dinner: "You're at the center of an extended family now, and keeping your cock happy at all times is a big part of what binds us all together." It's strange, but true.
The stealth fucking felt great. The only difficulty that he was having was finding a non-sexual topic and staying on it, because if the women started to get aroused, he knew that the stealth fucking would quickly get a lot more energetic.
He kept trying to direct the conversation to safe areas, but it was remarkable how every topic seemed to lead back to something sexual, and to collars in particular. For instance, he was describing a funny episode of Friends he'd watched some weeks earlier (it had been a long time since he'd had much time to watch TV at all!), when Katherine interrupted, "You know what? That show has three guys basically living with three beautiful women, two of them pretty busty. The guys should just pair off and fuckin' COLLAR the women! Turn 'em into their slaves! That'd fix everything. Like that Ross guy and Rachel. They're always breaking up and getting back together, like every other show. Let him collar her and that'll take care of that problem!"
Susan interjected, "Wait a minute. I don't watch that show very much, but aren't Ross and Monica brother and sister?"
"Yeah?" Katherine asked, with rising excitement. She could guess where her mother was going with this.
Susan grinned enthusiastically. "Well then, I think we should accept Ross as the dominant male and have him collar all three of 'em! After all, when a brother has a sexy, big-titted sister like that, it goes without saying that she needs to spread her legs for her him so she can get seriously FUCKED! And collared!"
"Woo-hoo! Right on!" Katherine squeezed Alan's cock to show her enthusiasm for that idea.
Susan continued, "The other two guys are handsome enough; let them get their own harems. Think about how the ratings of that show would soar if the three women were constantly naked and collared, with dog leashes attached to their collars, all worshipping their master's cock every week."
"Totally!" Katherine exclaimed. "I'd watch every show!"
Alan was forced to say, "Hey, you two, if I hear the word 'collar' one more time, I'm gonna scream. And Sis, you're starting to churn your hips. Be careful. Now, I'm gonna have to pick something different to talk about, because I can't think of that show without getting even more aroused. What should we talk about, this time?"
Katherine suggested, "I know! Let's talk about things women wear around their necks, and how those things, some colored black and starting with the letter 'C', help enslave them to their wonderful brother-masters." She giggled, and then added, "Or son-masters, as the case may be."
Susan smiled as she said, "Angel, thanks for that last part." Mother and daughter high-fived each other.
Alan just groaned. He was both amused and chagrined.
Chapter 2
A fun time was had by all. Both Susan and Katherine took turns getting "stealth fucked." And when it wasn't Susan's turn, Alan drained her breasts dry of all her milk, which was quite arousing for both of them, all fucking aside. She had two orgasms simply from being suckled.
Katherine helped with milking "duties," but she wasn't as diligent about it as her brother, since she was frequently distracted by the fucking. She'd concentrate on her Kegel squeezing until her pussy muscles would get tired, then she'd lightly grind her hips until she was ready for more squeezing.
Ever since they'd entered the room, Susan had been playing her "Sex Slave Mix, Volume One" CD on an endless loop. She'd had it for nearly a week, and had been playing little else. The three of them knew all the words by now, and from time to time, one or more of them would sing a little, if there was a pause in the conversation or the fucking.
At one such point, when the Beatles version of "You've Really Got a Hold on Me" was playing, Susan exclaimed, "Oh! This is my favorite part: 'Tied up. Tied up!' I can't believe the Beatles got away with singing about binding their sex slaves."
Alan rolled his eyes. "Mom, first of all, they're singing 'Tighter, tighter.' They're talking about a hug. 'I love you and all I want you to do is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me.' Then they say 'tighter.'"
"Well, it sounds like 'tied up' to me," Susan insisted.
"Me too," Katherine chimed in. "That's why I added the song to the mix. He's got a hold on her, you know, like she's wearing a slave collar and he's holding the leash attached to it."
"Yeah!" Susan chimed in.
He rolled his eyes again. "Whatever. In any case, the Beatles didn't have any sex slaves."
"Sure they did," Susan said confidently. "They also sing the song 'Chains' on this CD, and that's even more blatant. Hey, Angel, when are you going to make a Volume Two?"
"Sorry, so many things have been going on that I can't find the time. Besides, I had a hard enough time coming up with enough sex slave-themed songs to fill up even one CD. As you know, a lot of them are just songs to get you pumped up about sex, like 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, or 'Wild Sex in the Working Class' by Oingo Boingo."
"Well, I love it to death, just the same. And consider me fully pumped up. Thanks again." She gave Katherine a thankful kiss, which soon turned into the two of them making out.
While the two women kissed, Katherine mostly forgot to keep squeezing Alan's pole with her pussy walls.
That helped him think a bit more coherently. What am I going to do with these two? I thought all this sex slave talk would just be a passing fancy, but as each day goes by, they get more and more into it. I'm really kind of stumped. I mean, outside of bed, I like things to just be normal. Or at least I think I do, right?
After a while, when it was time for Susan's turn to be fucked again, Alan came up with an idea. "Mom, what would you think if I tried to suckle you while we were stealth fucking? Do you think you'd like that?"
Susan's breath caught in her throat upon hearing that. "What, so, you mean 'stealth suckling, ' too? Oh my! That sounds amazing! Let's try it!"
He laughed. "What's with the stealth stuff? We're not exactly being stealthy here. What's next, a 'stealth orgy?'"
Katherine and Susan looked at each other with wide eyes, obviously considering the possibilities.
That made him laugh some more.
Soon they repositioned themselves, with Alan's shoulders backed up against the headboard of the bed and a couple pillows. Susan was kneeling up on top of her son, where her breasts could dangle within easy reach of his face, so they could try suckling and fucking at the same time. The problem was, she had both of her hands on his chest and shoulders to steady herself while straddling him, but he had both hands on her dangling breasts, and neither of them could summon the willpower to let go of the other in order to guide him into her hot box. Alan could "flex" his boner, to lift it up off his belly, but Susan couldn't coordinate well enough with him to "capture" him by hip movements alone, and she was starting to get frustrated.
Susan looked mournfully over at Katherine. "Angel," she pleaded, "help me fuck your brother."
Katherine was all smiles. "All you had to do was beg, Mom."
Susan squealed. "Oh Gaawwwd! My daughter is making me beg. She's dominating me too! That's so hot! Please, please, Angel, I beg you!"
Katherine lay down between Alan's legs, where she could get a close up view. She started licking her own juices off her brother's rigid cock. Fuck me, that tastes good! she thought. Gotta do this more often.
Susan could feel Katherine's bangs tickling her ass cheeks and hear her licking Alan's thick pole, but she couldn't feel the telltale touch of his cockhead on her pussy lips. She started wriggling her hips, trying to get the message across non-verbally that she needed her son inside her NOW, but that only prompted Katherine to stop licking his erection and start licking and kissing her clit and pussy.
"Angel!" Susan moaned, "That's good ... but I need ... IT!"
"Oh?" Katherine asked, before sticking out her tongue and licking all the way from Susan's clit back to her anus, and then on up through the crack in her ass in one long, wet stroke. "What?"
"You know what!"
"No, you need to specify," Katherine teased.
"My son's COCK! My master's cock!" Susan thought, That's SO HOT, because it's true! I need it like I need air to breathe! I'm helplessly, totally enslaved to my son!
"Where?" Katherine asked, innocently.
"Cunt!" Susan gasped, hoarsely, "Mommy needs it in her sex slave CUNT! Please, Angel! Don't be a meanie!"
Katherine pulled Alan's erection out from under her mother, and rubbed it up against Susan's wet and ready pussy lips, forcing a moan of frustrated desire from the lusty woman. "Of course. Here you go, Mom," she said, as she guided his cockhead to the entrance of Susan's vaginal opening. "All you had to do was beg. Beg like a good sex slave for your master's cock." Using only her tongue, she pushed the swollen glans of her brother's hard-on down and into her mother's welcoming embrace.
Susan was delirious with joy that her daughter was bossing her around too. She climaxed again, but hardly even noticed that, since she was feeling so much orgasmic pleasure already. She gasped out, "I'm begging! I'm begging! Pleeeeaaase! Mommy needs cock!"
Alan felt what Katherine was doing, but could hardly believe it. Holy shit! She's using her tongue, not her hands, to guide my cock into Mom! Aaaaahhh, FUCK! It's going in! Goddamn, Mom is slowly sinking her hips onto me, and Sis is riding her way down my cock along with her, using her tongue! Oh man! And Mom is hotter than blazes inside, and fuck me, is she WET! Ohhh, fuck, this is sweet!
Katherine, though, was in no hurry to vacate her position, as it allowed her to take his balls in her mouth and give him a tongue bath, even as Susan worked on his cock using her vaginal muscles.
Once Susan's milk was flowing again, with her son's thick boner filling her delightfully, she was finally able to relax again and just feel the pleasure flooding outwards through her body. Oh my God, I'm absolutely over the moon with delight! My goodness, I AM! "The cow jumped over the moon" - that's me! Tee-hee-hee! I'm my son's sex cow! Sadly, he can't breed me like a prize heifer, but at least he can milk me daily! My udders are tingling all the way down to my cunt. This is SO HOT! It's all I can do not to churn and grind Tiger's cock until he gives me HIS milk! Hee-hee! I'll just have to concentrate on my pussy squeezing techniques, so I can milk him dry of all his spermy goodness while he's milking me!
Susan proceeded to churn and grind on his cock in an extremely arousing manner. She more or less forgot about the "stealth," although she did take thing relatively slowly just so she could prolong the joy.
A few minutes later, she came out of her sex fog to exclaim, "Son, we need to do this more often - a LOT more often! Whenever Alan Junior is in me, it's like a slow orgasmic buzz in my cunt. And whenever you're suckling me, there's a different kind of buzz in my tits that's just as wonderful, and maybe even better. But combining them? Oh Lord! It's like a whole new thing!"
Katherine sighed longingly. "Wow. Mom, you're so lucky."
Susan swiped a spare drop of milk off the lower slope of her left breast, and fed it to her daughter. "I know I am. But this'll be you someday too. Just imagine your brother splattering his fertile baby batter inside you and knocking you up. Then you'll waddle around with huge tits and an even huger belly, and he'll fuck and suckle you ALL the time."
Katherine mentally drifted away, as she envisioned a glorious future day when her brother had impregnated her. In her fantasy, she sat up on him and rode his cock, despite the fact that she had a very round belly. Her tits were the size of Susan's, and her breast milk was shooting out everywhere.
She grinned from ear to ear as she daydreamed this. She mumbled, "Sweeeet! That is sooooo going to happen! And soon!"
"What?" Alan muttered.
"Oh, nothing," she replied, while idly playing with his balls. "But have either of you ever thought, and I do mean really, seriously, deeply thought about the fact that all this wonderful, spermy cum that we bathe ourselves in daily, that any little bit of it could start a new life? Is that not completely mind-blowing, or what?"
Susan replied, "I do! I think about that ALL the time! Especially when I'm guzzling it straight down my throat. Angel, never forget that Tiger's yummy sperm is a sign of his virility and potency! I just know he's gonna make you a happy mommy-sister before too long."
Katherine thought, "Mommy-sister!" I love the sound of that! She started bouncing on the bed impatiently. "My turn! My turn! Big Baby Rattle Brother, do me bareback! And can you suckle my tits too, so I can kind of pretend?"
He chuckled, especially since he was already doing both of them bareback anyway. "Sure. But remember, go slow." He was eager to make a switch already, since Susan's subtle pussy squeezing was bringing him too close to the edge.
The "stealth fucking" went on for over an hour, and Alan hadn't even come close to cumming, so he didn't have to struggle with his PC muscle. It was very low stress for him, and nothing but pure enjoyment. He decided that it was something he'd want to do a lot more of in the future. Plus, his penis had become so accustomed to long periods of friction and stimulation that he wasn't even sore when it was all over. He noted to himself, only half-jokingly, that his penis was probably starting to develop a leather-like hide, in the same way that the fingertips of beginning guitar players develop calluses.
However, Susan and Katherine were tiring more quickly than he was, even though they had traded places several times. After all, they were doing virtually all the work, and the fucking had gone on for so long that they both got tired from clenching and unclenching their pussy muscles. Eventually, they were "forced" to vary it up with handjobs and blowjobs. Both women had several orgasms. But whatever they were doing, his erection was always the center of attention.
Then Susan surprised her children by yawning ostentatiously and saying, "It's been fun, kids, but this old broad is getting pretty sleepy. Angel, I think you and Tiger need some special one-on-one time. And Tiger, don't you think it's time you spent the night in your sister's bed? She's not really going to feel as dominated as she should be until she wakes up in the middle of the night, in her own bed, and finds your stiff cock halfway down her throat before you stuff it all the way into her cunt and ass. That'll really show her just who the boss is around here."
"Go, Mom! Woo-hoo! Great idea!" Katherine enthused. "And Brother, if we do that, I promise I won't even say the 'C' word ... much." She giggled.
Alan asked, half-seriously, "Mom, are you sure you're feeling well? I mean, you're practically kicking me out of your bed here."
She kissed his cheek with a smile before ruffling his hair in a motherly way. "Son, I'm not kicking you out of my bed, I'm kicking you into hers. Of course I'd love to spend hours just taking turns slurping on your cock, when you're not busy fucking one of us, that is. But we do need to get some sleep eventually. More importantly, I worry that I've been far too much of a cock hog lately. It's her turn."
He replied, "Okay. Actually, I was going to suggest sleeping in Sis's bed tonight anyway, so this works out well. But Mom, I'm mad at you."
She blinked in confusion. "Mad?!"
He said, "Yes. What you did, suggesting I sleep with Sis, is unforgivable. Tomorrow, I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a very thorough spanking. I might even have to tie you up first, just to make sure you learn your lesson."
Susan's face beamed so brightly that it practically turned night into day. "I stand corrected," she giggled as she rubbed her clit. "I promise I'll be a good mommy from now on."
"You'd better," he mock blustered, but he was all smiles too. "By the way, you're not even gonna kiss me good night?"
It hardly seemed possible, but her smile grew even bigger. "When did I ever say that? Come here. Come sit on my big tit-pillows. I'm not in THAT much of a hurry. I want you to 'kiss' my tonsils with your cockhead for a few minutes. Feeling your fat cock slide between my lips is just the greatest thing in the world! Then I'll have really sweet dreams, even if you don't give me your sperm."
So he sat on her and fucked her face for a little while, but at a slow pace, in keeping with the mellow mood they all felt.
Katherine crawled between her mother's legs and lapped on her pussy lips and clit until both she and Susan climaxed again.
Then her two kids got off her.
Susan commented, "Phew. That was great. I had ANOTHER big 'O'. It just goes to show that the more one gives, the more one does receive. I'm too wiped out after that to get up and brush my teeth and such. I'm just gonna have to go to sleep with the taste of my son's pre-cum in my mouth."
"Poor you," Katherine teased and giggled.
Just before Susan closed her eyes, she looked at her children and smiled benignly. "Now, THAT'S what I call a good night kiss. The two of you have made me the happiest mommy in the world. And Tiger, I know that collar didn't cost you much, but it's the best gift anybody ever gave me, bar none. I can go to sleep knowing I've been totally tamed and owned by my master, and that gives me a greater feeling of contentment than you'll probably ever realize."
"I'm glad it worked out so well, Mom. To be honest, I've had so much fun this evening that I've almost completely forgotten I even took part in a fight today. And my hands don't feel bad at all. I might even take off most of the bandages tomorrow. I'm surrounded by so much love and care that I feel humbled. Thank you."
He thought, Man, if that's the reaction I get from giving the collars, I can't even imagine what'll happen when I give them their rings! He walked up to her and kissed her on her forehead. "Nighty night."
She answered dreamily, "Nighty night. Don't let the bedbugs bite. But do let your sister nibble."
While he stared at his beautiful mother just lying there contentedly, he thought, This is great, as usual, but I'm a bit bothered by the shift in the power dynamic. How can Mom be an effective mother if she's calling me "boss" and "master" all the time? So he asked, "Mom, are you okay with everything that's happening here?"
Suddenly, Susan opened her eyes wide, and her eyes lit up. She reached out and clasped Alan's hand in one hand and Katherine's hand in her other. "There's just one more thing I have to say. I still consider myself a very religious person, but I have no moral or religious qualms about what we're doing. None. I figure that what we're doing feels so good, it can't possibly be wrong. I don't care what any preacher says. They're wrong! God wouldn't make a cruel joke like that."
That didn't address his concern at all, but he didn't want to spoil her blissful mood by pressing the issue at the moment.
She closed her eyes with a great big smile on her face. "Good night, my loves. Tomorrow's gonna be another wonderful day, full of fat son-cock sliding down my throat, plowing into my cunt, and general total sexual servitude. Maybe I'll even get it in the ass. One can hope! I love you both, so much!"
She thought, And tomorrow's going to be an extra special day, because he promised me an "extra thorough spanking," and he might even tie me up for good measure! I can hardly wait to go to sleep now, because that will bring me that much closer to my promised spanking. But on the other hand, I'm so excited that my body isn't ready to sleep. Ah, the "problems" a big-titted sex slave mommy must face! She giggled in glee to herself.
Actually, he had just been joking about the spanking, but she didn't realize that.
Alan and Katherine each kissed their mother on her forehead. Then they walked out of the room hand in hand.
He said, "Come on, Sis, enough of this stealth stuff. It's time to give my Number One Fuck Toy what she deserves: a right and proper fucking."
She bounced lightly on her heels. "Yes, please!"
Chapter 3
Brother and sister didn't waste any time, once they'd reached her room. As Alan lay down on his sister's bed, he asked, "So, what do you want to do?" He looked around the room until he saw something on a high shelf. Pointing at it, he joked, "I say we play Parcheesi."
Katherine idly tapped a finger to her lips while slowly pacing around her room, as if considering his imminent demise. "Hmmm. Should I let you live, my Big Cell Phone Tower Brother?"
She tapped a finger to her lips, as if considering. "Hmmm, I think I might. For some reason I'm feeling generous tonight." Giggling, she then dove between his legs and started nibbling on his cockhead.
"Another blowjob? Sis, I'm kind of blowjobbed out. I mean, all I do is lie around enjoying the endless erotic thrill, while you do all the work. You have no idea how much royal treatment Alan Junior has gotten today. It's absurd." Boy, I never thought I'd say anything like that.
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