Someone slipped a party invitation under our door in an orange envelope. It read:

Sue and Stu, you are invited to a restricted bawdy Halloween party on 10/31 at nine P.M ... Wear simple, minimalist costumes with a mask. Some of your neighbors and some strangers to you will be there. All have medical clearance. Come play on the wild side. If you want to attend, you must upload your current medical clearances (no STIs within sixty days) by 10/15 and register at this site: Bhallo dot net. We will send you the local address with your confirmation. Hoping to see all of you then.

I read it to Sue, and we both stared at the note in silence. Finally, I said, “We’ve been thinking about a ‘bawdy’ party this year, and this dropped under our door. By ‘bawdy,’ I wonder if they mean just naughty costumes or an orgy.”

“Well, the chance that it could be either scares and excites me. If all must be STI free, it’s likely to be some kind of sex party. This could be our chance to warm or hot swap with another couple. Are you willing to take that chance?”

“I suppose if it’s too much, we can just leave. Let’s do it, Sue.”

“Why don’t we get in a little practice, Tarzan, with the windows open?”

“Why not, Jane? We don’t have kids to interrupt us.” As Sue opened the drapes, I pushed her shorts and panties to the floor. She didn’t try to hide her thin bush or swelling pussy from any pedestrians or neighbors. When she stepped out of them and moved to the other big window, I opened and removed her blouse, leaving her totally naked. Someone across the street was facing us as he watered his lawn. My dick swelled.

Sue faced me and removed my shirt as we both kept an eye on neighbor Sam. Her nipples grew tight, tall, and dense to their perfection. She pushed my slacks and boxers to my feet, letting my cock spring out. Sam gave no sign he saw my balls bounce or my cock poke my wife. We kissed long and hard, then made our way to our bedroom.

As I opened the drapes, Sue got on her knees. “Stu, I love your smooth stiff cock in my mouth and pussy. I hope Bob is watching me blow you from across our driveway. Maybe one day he’ll come and get some too.” He wasn’t. “You’ll have to encourage him to come spit roast me.”

“That would be your first threesome, Sue. You want him in your mouth or pussy?”

“Both. But not my ass, nobody goes in the exit.” I hoped to change that one day. When my balls started to ache, Sue edged me and moved us to the bed. She got on her back, and I pushed her knees to her chest as she kept looking for Bob. Her classically sculpted swollen pussy wept her sweet and tangy juices as I lapped her from her clit, through her wet labia, to and around her wrinkled hole. She enjoys analingus and even some rubbing, but any entry was strictly forbidden. When I circled her clit and stroked her inner clit, she came hard and breathless.

Slowly entering her pussy felt warm, snug, and like velvety home. Then I wrecked the home with intense invasions ending with hot cum flooding her sanctum, as she liked it. We caught our breaths and she got on all fours, begging for a repeat invasion. We both love doggie, me to watch her small hanging tits’ chaotic dance in a mirror as well as watching her round muscle blossom, then close, then blossom again as I pounded her hard, her to pound her wrinkled hole hard against me. Her combined anal and vaginal scent was ripe with intoxicating pheromones.

As I filled her pussy again with my hot cream, we both saw Bob watching and jerking at his window. We heard his orgasm and saw his cum fill a tissue. Sue liked his big curved cock and was ripe to share with him, if he only had the balls to ask.

The next day, we registered at the site for the bawdy party. The anonymous host accepted us within a day, but would not send the address until 10/30. When it arrived, it said to use the password ‘BAZINGA’ to get in. We recognized it as Bob’s next-door address and nearly went early to express our shock.

On Halloween, actually Samhain, we walked across our lawns to Bob’s minimally decorated porch at ten P.M ... Bob opened the door in a crotch less Superman costume, a huge smile, and his big curved cock and balls exposed. Sue loved his exposure. We said BAZINGA, and he opened the door fully to let us in. When he took our trench coats, he asked about our costumes. I was naked except for a 4x8” loincloth. I said, “Me Tarzan. Oyyyeeeeah. This Jane. You like see me fuck Jane yesterday?”

To his grinning delight, he gave us a ‘thumbs up.’ My Jane was boldly topless with a wide twelve-inch vinyl tube strapped to her low hip with three strings — two at the sides and one at the bottom. Though embarrassed, she said, “This is my Hollow Weenie. We know you had a good look from a distance, now you can get a close look, if you dare.”

Bob reached out and grabbed my dick under my loincloth and shook it three times. “This is the expected hedonistic handshake — no more than three shakes.” He took my hand and wrapped it around his warm semi hard dick. I gave it three shakes. Taking Sue’s hand, he did the same. Her hand squeezed as she shook his swelling dick. “For the ladies, we cup your vulvas, and slip a finger between your lips three times, like this.” He slid his arm into Sue’s tube and slowly fingered her. She closed her eyes and sighed still holding his curved cock. She blushed and thanked him for the lesson. He withdrew his arm and blatantly smelled his finger before licking it.

We both put on our half masks as Bob lifted and looked into Jane’s wide weenie. With no baffle, he had a clear closeup look at her newly shaved and puffy pussy. He gasped, welcomed us to his key party, and stared. We smiled and walked into the small group as he stared at our bare asses.

Even with full masks, we recognized two of the dozen couples. Lou’s huge cock is hard to miss, as are Reggi’s heavy tits. Bev’s big milky tits on full display dripped milk, but had no shortage of drinkers lapping her spillage. They also knew us by Sue’s perfect nipples and my straight uncut cock, which lifted my loincloth and scanned the room. I’d like to say we were the most daring, but with two nude Godivas and four naked Greek Olympians fully exposed, we just fit in.