Klaatu Barata Nikto
Copyright© 2006 by sourdough
Chapter 3
Humor Sex Story: Chapter 3 - Dad was a Martian
Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Mind Control Heterosexual Science Fiction Incest Mother Son MaleDom Pregnancy
"Did you pick up a job application for me, Mom?"
"I did but they also mentioned something about a hiring freeze. Funny nothing was said until I told them you were my son and half Martian besides."
"I'm sure it was just a coincidence," Klaatu replied. "Thanks anyway."
"Did you call White and Wong?"
"I did but I can't touch any of that money until I'm 25 years of age unless it's for college expenses. It's some kind of trust."
"It sounds like some kind of lack of trust to me," Betsy replied. "I'll speak to your father about that. In the meantime, why don't I just give you the money? Will fifty be all right?" Klaatu almost laughed out loud. Fifty dollars wouldn't buy him a one way fare to the next big city much less Europe.
"I appreciate the offer, Mom but I don't want you to dip into your savings. I got myself into this mess and I'll have to deal with it myself."
"It's from the money I mentioned yesterday. Let's call it a loan, okay?" Klaatu watched his mother write out a check. He decided to take whatever money she loaned him and put it in a savings account so she could have it back whenever she needed it. The young man's eyes goggled when he looked at the check Betsy handed him.
"I think you put in too many zeros, Mom. This check is for fifty thousand dollars."
"That's how much money I meant to give you, Klaatu."
"But ... you don't have that much money lying around."
"I most certainly do and there's a lot more where that came from. Your father made some very wise investments before he left Earth and told White and Wong how to run them. I've never had to draw any money of it out before but now seems like a good time."
"But ... if you've got all this money, why are you working at the department store when you don't have to?"
"I work there because I like my job and I'm good at it."
"You could have traveled or done a ton of other things you talked about doing."
"It was only talk. I would've done them if I really wanted to. The only things I've really wanted to do were to raise you ... and have your father with us." Betsy wiped away a tear and smiled. "But the fate of the galaxy is in your father's hands and that comes first."
"I guess you're right," Klaatu replied. He looked at the check again. "I won't need nearly this much ... but I guess I'm flying to Europe." Well, he wouldn't get his hopes up until the check cleared.
"I'll help you pack. Don't forget your passport."
"Uh, I don't have a passport."
"Well, you'd better get one," Betsy replied. "I was never very good in geometry but I'm pretty sure Europe is in another country entirely. You can correct me if I'm wrong."
"I'm pretty sure you're right about Europe. I'd better apply for a passport right away."
Klaatu's money troubles seemed over but he had more hurdles to jump. He quickly realized that getting a passport issued to him so he could travel could take a while. It didn't seem like he'd be able to meet Wanda in Europe after all but Klaatu decided to go ahead and apply.
Klaatu picked up an application at the local post office and then walked across the street toward a shop that advertised passport photos in their front window.
"Look, Momma," exclaimed a young boy standing nearby. "That man is turning green just like Maya. Now he's turning even greener." Things like this happened to Klaatu all the time but he never got used to it.
"Hush, Jacob," said the woman with him. "You're being rude. I'm sorry," she told Klaatu.
"It's all right," said Klaatu.
"Are you sick," Jacob asked.
"I'm half Martian," Klaatu replied. "All half Martians turn green on occasion." He never would have offered this explanation before meeting his father but the young man now felt proud of his Martian roots. Still, Klaatu smiled to send the message he shouldn't be taken seriously.
"Maybe Maya is half Martian too, Momma. Are you packing a ray gun? Can I take a ride in your flying saucer? Are you invading Earth?"
"Jacob, you know we're not supposed to ... please don't pay any attention to him. As you can tell he has quite an imagination."
"Who's Maya?" Klaatu's curiosity was suddenly piqued. There was actually someone who turned green like he did?
"Maya's--"
"It's no one," the woman blurted and started dragging her child away.
"Relax, ma'am," said Klaatu in as soothing matter as he could. "I'm your friend. You trust me completely. Isn't that right?" The woman stared at Klaatu for a moment and then visibly relaxed. His hypnotic command seemed to be taking effect.
"I can trust you. You're my friend," the woman replied and smiled.
"What did you do to my mom, mister? Did you hypnotize her? Are you going to have sex with her? Can you make her bark like a dog?"
"I ... I didn't do anything. I'm just talking to her." Klaatu thought maybe he should put the kid in a trance too.
"You must have done something because she's always nervous when meeting strangers. I hope she stays like she is now."
"Tell me about Maya and I'll try to help you with your mother."
"Tell him anything he wants to know, Jacob," said his mother. "He's our friend and we can trust him."
"There's not much to tell. Mom visited this friend after she divorced Dad. The friend lives in this town in the middle of nowhere. That's where I saw Maya."
"Apparently her mother got involved in devil worship," said the lady. "She was supposed to have had sex with Satan himself. Her daughter turning green is part of God's punishment. The mother is a total nutcase from what I've been told. You seem like a nice man. Your mother never worshiped the devil, did she?"
"No ma'am, I'm pretty sure my mother never worshiped the devil."
"Anyway, the people at the church there are trying to save their souls. They asked us not to mention Maya to outsiders so they wouldn't come to town just to see her and try to turn her into a carnival sideshow attraction. I'm sure you understand."
"I understand," Klaatu replied. There had been times when he'd felt like a carnival sideshow attraction. The devil worship theory was a new one to Klaatu so far. Still he knew he wanted to meet Maya even if she didn't have a drop of Martian blood in her. He'd have to ask his father if he knew of any other Martian descendants on Earth. Klaatu asked where this town could be found and then told Jacob's mother she would always feel more relaxed when meeting strangers. Jacob wanted Klaatu to turn his mother into an obedient slave to her son but the half Martian politely refused and wished them well. After getting his photos taken, Klaatu deposited his check and returned home.
"Mom, are there any other kids on Earth with Martian parents?"
"You know, I asked that very same question of your father," Betsy replied. "I thought it would be real neat if we exchanged names and addresses, visited each other, attended each others birthday parties and had reunions; stuff like that. Does that answer your question?"
"I think so." He decided to ask his dad later.
"I found your birth certificate."
"Oh, yeah? Let me see." It was the first time he'd seen his original birth certificate.
"You'll need it for your passport application."
"Why did they put 'unknown' under father?"
"I can't understand why they did that, Klaatu," said Betsy. "I filled out the information properly so all they had to do was copy it: Nicky Neptune, father and birthplace, Mars."
"I guess the typist got lazy," said Klaatu.
"I guess so."
"Mom, my passport is going to take a while to get here so I was thinking about taking a road trip ... unless you need me to stick around."
"I think I can spare you. It sounds like fun. Where are you thinking about going?"
"I'm thinking about going to New Mexico."
Klaatu had never been on a long road trip before. It would be a new experience for him; his first solo outing without his mom or anyone else. His father wasn't aware of any other Martian descendants on Earth. His love affair with an Earth woman had been against strict orders by his superiors and he would have faced severe discipline on his return from Earth if he had not been very ill.
After assuring his mother that New Mexico was part of the US and he could travel there without a passport Klaatu set out on the road a few days later. He didn't pay much attention to the sights. The young man was intent on meeting and talking to the mysterious Maya, a woman who turned green occasionally just like Klaatu.
Klaatu's destination was not too far from Roswell, New Mexico. He heard about it being near the location of a UFO crash a few years after World War II. The US government had maintained it was a weather balloon that had crashed and not an alien spacecraft but there were still plenty of believers. Klaatu wondered if Maya and the UFO were somehow related.
The town wasn't too far off an interstate so it was easy for Klaatu to find a motel room. Now that he was situated it was time to find Maya. But how? The town's citizens seemed friendly enough although asking outright about Maya was not to be done if what Jacob's mom told him was to be believed. Klaatu supposed he had plenty of time. It was a small town and one of the women might suddenly turn green in front of him. That would be Maya.
Klaatu got lucky his second day in town. He was eating breakfast at a local restaurant. He caught the tail end of a conversation when he heard Maya mentioned. A lady was complaining about having to watch Maya out of turn because someone else was having guests from out of town. The waitress nodded in sympathy to the older woman's problem. Klaatu wondered why Maya would have to be "watched." Was she a nutcase just like her mother? Klaatu was having second thoughts about intruding into someone else's personal affairs but since he'd come this far he decided he might as well see it through.
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