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Bang Me, Betsy

by Eric Ross

Copyright© 2025 by Eric Ross

Humor Sex Story: Libertyville’s Fourth of July picnic is a blur of hot dogs, off-key anthems, and Betsy Reynolds stuffed into a colonial corset she didn’t ask for. But when Johnny “Rocket” Malone—resident firework god and denim-clad flirt—offers her a taste of his potato salad and a whole lot more, things get explosive fast. With sparks flying overhead and limbs tangled in the grass, Betsy discovers that the real fireworks start after dark.

Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa   Consensual   Romantic   Heterosexual   Fiction   Humor   .

The sun blazed over Libertyville’s annual Fourth of July picnic, a star-spangled spectacle of red, white, and blue excess. The park was a kaleidoscope of American pride: flags fluttered from every tree, a barbershop quartet crooned “Sweet Land of Liberty” off-key, and Uncle Sam himself—Carl from the hardware store in a striped top hat—waddled through the crowd handing out sparklers to sticky-fingered kids. The air smelled of apple pie, burnt hot dogs, and freedom.

At the center of it all stood Betsy Ross—well, Betsy Reynolds, the town librarian, drafted into colonial cosplay with a corset and a wig that looked like a powdered poodle had exploded on her head. She tugged at her star-spangled apron and muttered, “If I have to sew one more flag today, I’m defecting to Canada.”

Enter Johnny “Rocket” Malone, Libertyville’s firework technician, with a grin as wide as the Mississippi. His denim shirt was unbuttoned just enough to reveal a tattoo of a bald eagle clutching a Roman candle across his chest.

“Betsy, darlin’,” he drawled, tipping his cowboy hat. “You look like the Declaration of Independence in heels. Care to join me for some patriotic potato salad?”

He held out a bowl piled high with mayo-slathered spuds, garnished with toothpick flags.

Betsy rolled her eyes but couldn’t suppress a smirk. “That salad’s so American it’s probably chanting ‘U-S-A’ under all that mayo.” She grabbed a spoon anyway, and they plopped onto a checkered blanket, surrounded by the chaotic glory of Libertyville: kids playing tug-of-war with a flag-striped rope, Aunt Mabel’s cherry pie drawing a swarm of bees, and the mayor fumbling through a speech about “liberty and hot dogs” while dodging a rogue frisbee.

As they ate, Johnny’s knee brushed Betsy’s. A spark zipped up her spine—hotter than any sparkler. Their banter was old as the Constitution, all teasing and tension, but today ... something shifted. The heat, the sweat, the curve of Johnny’s grin—it lit something different.

“You ever think about lighting a different kind of firework, Johnny?” she asked, licking a dollop of potato salad from her spoon, slow as molasses.

Johnny froze mid-bite. “Well, I’ll be a bald eagle’s uncle,” he said, voice suddenly low. “You tryin’ to start a revolution, Miss Ross?”

He leaned in, his breath warm with apple cider and mischief. “‘Cause I’ve got an arsenal of pyrotechnics just waitin’ to go off.”

 
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