Chapter 22: Patty's Principal Problem

"By the return of spring, everything was going incredibly well for all of the Andersons: Stan had been made employee of the month 3 months running (for some amazing budget saving breakthroughs); Laura was happy with her family at work as much as with her family at home; John and Debbie had officially announced they were going steady; Ron and Hannah were, well, they were Ron and Hannah most of the time though every other week they would escape to the Mistress' old bed chamber and be Romeo and Juliet for the weekend; Don was apparently in a serious relationship with Harry Fuller, however, his brothers and sisters had a funny feeling about this, there was a bit of a mystery about it, for some reason the relationship was being kept semi-secret they both openly admitted it, but they were never truly seen together; Lana was leading the OHPF club from successful meeting to successful meeting, though in her personal life she was still as much Dr. Lewis' secret love as she was Katrina's official love, the three of them had shared some awesome threesomes in the Mistress' bed chamber (Hannah had finally revealed it's location to both Lana and Ana, but except for Ron, Amy and Pietro they were still the only ones in the house that knew the entrance); and finally, there was Ana, whose relationship with Patricia Clark can be described in two simple words 'True Love'. With everything going so well, who could have dreamed that there was trouble (and big one) just around the corner?

As soon as the bell announcing the end of music class sounded, most of the students poured out of the class. Hannah, Ana and Lana hung around a few moments and when everyone else was out, the three of them headed to the desk.

"Miss Clark," Lana said, "don't forget our special off campus meeting this Saturday."

"I'd never forget it, Lana; you know you can't keep me away."

"Yeah," Ana said, "remember, her true love will be there." She caressed Patty's face as she said this.

"Well I wouldn't go announcing it to the world," Patty said smiling and pinching Ana's cheeks, "remember, my true love is a student of mine and I could lose my job if anyone even suspected anything sexual was happening."

At that moment, there was an urgent knock on the door, it had been locked by Ana as soon as the last student had left; she now walked from around Patty's desk to go open it.

A worried looking Rita Mars came in and said, "Oh, Miss Clark, I'm sorry to disturb you but I forgot my new Pocket PC, I ran out in such a hurry." She ran over to her desk and said, "Oh thank goodness it's still here." She quickly picked it up and ran back out.

"Hannah, did you want something?" Miss Clark asked.

"I was just wondering how I did on the last exam."

Ana had once more locked the door and returned to Patty's side of the desk, actually sitting on her lap this time."

"You still want to know if you have the grades to be the Teacher's Pet," kissing Ana on the neck a few times she added, "if, of course, I didn't have a beautiful pet already."

"I think we better get out of here Hannah," Lana said smiling as Ana turned to sit facing Patty, "I think we're cutting into their valuable 45 minutes of daily private alone time." As Patty and Ana started to kiss, Lana added, "I'll make sure the door is locked when we leave."

By the time Hannah and Lana reached the door and stepped out, Patty and Ana had begun unbuttoning their blouses for their daily milking ritual.

At a lunch table, 'Fat Freak' (A. K. A. Joshua Myers) was sitting as his best friend Rita Mars came in and sat across from him smiling.

"I take it you found it," Joshua said.

"Yes," she said pulling out the Pocket PC she had recovered. "I'm telling you 'Fat Freak', Mom and Dad would have killed me if I'd lost it after just one week of having it."

"I may kill you if you don't stop calling me 'Fat Freak'," Joshua said annoyed.

"What do you mean," Rita asked looking at him puzzled, "that's your name, you invented it, and you wore it proudly all through J.H.S., best rapper in our graduating class."

"Yeah, well I'm not into rap anymore, so I'll just search for a new name. In the meantime, Josh will do fine."

Rita was looking oddly at her Pocket PC and she pressed a button.

"Yeah, well I'm not into rap anymore, so I'll just search for a new—" Rita hit a button to shut it off.

"Well fancy that," she said, "it's still been recording all this time. God knows how much worthless babble I'll have to listen to now before finding that final assignment Miss Clark gave us."

She went back several minutes in the file and heard, "Oh thank goodness it's still—" Rita paused the playback.

"Okay, so that is just before I picked it up again, so the assignment can't me much further back."

Going back just a little more in the file she heard, "Yeah, remember her true love will be there. Well I wouldn't go announcing it to the world, remember my true love is a student of mine and I could lose my job if anyone even suspected anything sexual was happening." They then heard loud furious knocking and then, "Oh Miss Clark—" Rita shut if off looking wide-eyed.

"Did you hear that," she said a little shocked and a little angry (Rita was an activist for school rules and responsibilities; it's what made her a school outcast). "Miss Clark is having an affair with a student, and she was joking about it to the Anderson girls; oh," she said suddenly even angrier, "it must be one of the Anderson boys!"

The reason this made her angrier is because she had personally tried to seduce each and every one of the Anderson boys herself and been rejected by all of them. "We have to get this to Principal Green immediately!"

"Wait up, Rita," Josh said nervously, "I'm not sure I heard anything clearly, we were just listening to a fragment of speech. For all we know they could have been discussing making a musical version of the Graduate!"

Actually, Josh knew quite well what he had heard, but he was torn by the fact that Rita was his best friend and he wouldn't want her to look like a fool, and the fact that Ms. Clark was his favorite teacher and he wouldn't like to see her in any trouble, especially trouble that could ultimately get her fired and even land her in jail. He was therefore unsure what to do at the moment and preferred they not do anything at all too quickly.

"Well here, listen from the beginning if you have to, I've heard enough, I'm going to get Principal Green and bring her here."

Josh didn't stop to wonder why Rita wasn't simply taking the PC to Principal Green's office to play in private. He knew his best friend was in all sense of the phrase a 'Drama Queen' and would prefer unveiling her evidence in the center of a crowded cafeteria rather than alone in an office with no audience.

As she got up and left, Josh wondered, "my best friend's high school reputation, or my best teacher's entire future life?"

He looked over at another table and saw the Anderson kids, minus Ana, plus Debbie Wilson. "Then again," he thought, "there is a third thing to consider." He rushed over to the table with the Andersons and pulling up a chair said to their shocked faces, "Sorry to do this like this, but we don't have much time. Rita is on her way to get Principal Green to have her listen to this."

Josh pressed a button on the PC and to their horror they heard Patty saying, "Remember my true love is a student of mine and I could lose my job if anyone even suspected anything sexual was happening."

Josh shut it off and said to Lana and Hannah especially, "It was recording the whole time you were there, Rita had been taking notes when she forgot it."

"Everything we said is in there," Lana said looking frightened, what more had they said? She couldn't remember, she had talked about the OHPF club, had she said anything specific?

"What do you want," Ron said suddenly taking control.

"Ron, what do you mean," Lana asked.

"He's showing us this for a reason; what's the reason?"

"I want into the OHPF club immediately, I have the documentation you need and fit all the requirements that were in the letter. Accept me right now and I'll reset the PC to original status before they get here. Rita has only had this for a week so she won't lose much, plus all contacts, tasks and notes from before today are backed up on her regular home computer and are easily retrievable. So what do you say? Do I make the evidence go away, or do I just hand Rita back her un-tampered with property?" He was talking directly to Lana.

"Make it go away," Lana said, "bring the necessary documentation to Wednesday's OHPF meeting and your in."

Josh nodded and said, "Remember, there will still be an accusation, and maybe even an investigation into the accusation, but without this," he looked at the PC, "it is just a rumor and everyone should simply act like it's a ridiculous rumor. And someone should warn Miss Clark as soon as possible. If anyone asks you, you were discussing 'Dawson's Creek'.

He got up and returned to his seat just as Rita returned with Principal Green; in a second, he held down the power button while sticking the point of his pen in the reset slot on the back. He slipped the PC back in its case just as Principal Green and Rita reached the table.

"May I see that," Principal Green said holding out her hand. Josh handed it to her at an angle and it slipped through her fingers and fell with a thud to the floor.

"Oh no," Rita said, "my PC!" She dove to pick it up and pulling it out of its case quickly examined it. "Oh no, what's happening to it," she shouted.

"Let me see," Josh said, "I understand them better."

Rita passed it to him and after looking at is said, "Don't worry, it's fine; it just reset to original status. When you synchronize with your home computer you should get everything back exactly as it was this morning. Unfortunately, today's music notes are gone for good. I'll talk to Jane and see if she'll give us a copy of the assignment."

"Oh no, did you hear any more about who she's having an affair with?"

"I couldn't understand much, I heard her talking about 'Dawson's Creek'; maybe that's what we heard, you know Pacey's affair with Ms. Jacobs."

"How they can even show such ridiculous trash on public television is beyond me," Principal Green said angrily.

"No," Rita argued furiously, "I know what I heard, she was talking in the first person, about herself, not about someone else, and certainly not about a TV show! She was confessing to having a sexual relationship with a student in this school."

"Rita, we have no evidence of that," Josh said. "Not without that PC recording, right Principal Green."

He looked at Principal Green and saw her looking very somber, "unfortunately, without that recording we also have no evidence that Ms. Clark was not talking about having an affair with a student. An accusation has been made and the school must investigate if it is valid enough to bring before the entire school board."

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

Debbie pounded furiously at the door of Ms. Patty's music classroom, but, in the same way they had ignored Lana's cell phone calls to both their lines, they were ignoring the urgent pounding. They did not like being cheated out of their precious private sex time.

Finally Debbie decided it was time to use the last resort, she pulled out the copy of the master key that Lana had passed her and opening the door walked right in, locking it quietly behind her.

Ana was still on Patty's lap, only now they were both totally nude, Ana was leaning back against the desktop as Patty sucked her tits, and she was moving her hips up and down as if pumping. Debbie walked around to look at them from the side; amazingly they were so into each other, they still hadn't even noticed her there.

Debbie saw that the two were connected at the cunts by a long, obviously, double-sided dildo that was partially extracted from both their twats when Ana moved up, and fully reinserted when she moved down.

"Wow," Debbie said, "that's so cool, it's as if you were fucking each other." Debbie said to Ana.

"What," Patty said embarrassed.

"Debbie!" Ana screamed annoyed. "What are you doing here?"

Debbie had been so entranced watching them, that she had forgotten the urgency of her mission. "Oh my," she suddenly said, "quick you have to stop and get dressed. No time to explain completely just that they suspect Ms. Clark is having an affair with a student and they might be here to talk to her soon!"

"Oh God," Ana said, leaping onto the desk to totally extract the dildo from her pussy. The other end, which was still in Patty's pussy, was then extracted, and they dressed in a rush.

During that time Debbie gave a more detailed explanation of what had transpired, explaining too that the evidence was being destroyed and that if questioned they should say they were talking about 'Dawson's Creek'. Patty was actually an old fan of the show and knew what that meant.

As soon as they were finished dressing, Patty sat normally at her desk with a stack of papers to grade in front, Ana and Debbie ran out and headed toward the lunch room, they passed Principal Green heading toward the music department on their way.

"Oh no," Ana said, this isn't happening. We've been so careful, how can this happen?"

"Maybe a classroom is not the best place to have an affair with a teacher." Debbie suggested lamely, drawing a cold stare from Ana.

They reached the lunch table where the others were gathered and Lana said, "Everything alright?"

"I just saw Principal Green heading toward the Music Dept!" Ana said excitedly. "Were they able to lose the evidence?"

Lana threw a look at the table where Josh and Rita sat, they were arguing a bit loudly. At least Rita was, Josh was trying to get her to keep her voice down.

"I'm sorry Rita, but if you don't calm down I'm going to have to sit somewhere else." They heard him say, "I'm sorry that your PC reset itself, but you saw it wasn't my fault so don't be angry with me."

"I'm guessing it worked," Lana said, "at least the destruction of the evidence, but the accusation still stands as does the need for—"

"A preliminary investigation," Ron said sourly.

"Poor Patty," Ana said, "this is all my fault; I should be with her right now!"

"Now, now," Lana said, "don't go worrying, it's not as if they have anything solid. As to being with Patty, that is exactly what you should not be until this is completely cleared up. Everything is going to work out fine."

In Patty's classroom, Principal Green entered without knocking; Patty was bent over a report, reading it.

"Ms. Clark, forgive me," Principal Green said.

"Principal Green, how can I help you?"

Principal Green went over to Patty's desk and to Patty's surprise, began taking deep breaths. After around a minute of this she started studying Patty's face intensely.

"Forgive me Principal—" Patty began but Principal Green held out her hand signaling her to stop.

Principal Green then took one of the papers on Patty's desk and laid it down on the corner edge of the desk. Patty looked curiously, but said nothing. Principal Green then began systematically lifting the paper, moving it over the width of the paper and laying it again on the desk. Patty had no idea what Principal Green could possibly be looking for, until, that is, she found it. Toward the center of the desk, where Ana last sat, the paper Principal Green laid down suddenly developed a big round wet spot.

"Oh," Patty said surprised, "I must have spilled my water."

Principal Green lifted the paper and brought the damp spot to her nose. "That doesn't smell like water," she said very serious. "Ms. Clark, have you been feeling well, you seemed incredibly flushed when I came in, you looked liked you'd just been running the hundred mile dash. What classroom activity can possibly leave a person looking so exhausted?"

"I've been marking a lot of papers since class ended," Patty said quickly, "a music class in which I was demonstrating the differences between dancing to disco and dancing to rock."

"Yes I can see how that can tire someone out a bit," Principal Green said smiling, but then, once more becoming very serious she said, "Ms. Clark, I'll come right to the point, I've had several complaints throughout the year from the maintenance department and the custodians of very strange odors in this room, such as the powerful biological odor I was scenting when I came in. They have also been complaining of constantly having to wash powerful unknown stains from your desk. I had some suspicions what might be going on, but you are an incredible teacher and I was willing to give you the benefit of a doubt. However, a clear and precise accusation has now been made and I can not in any way disregard it, or disregard the evidence I have found in this room. I'm going to recommend an immediate preliminary hearing to weigh the accusation against the evidence found. If what we find seems credible, it will be taken to the board of education for a full investigation of your activities as a teacher and eventually our findings would probably have to be turned into the state for a criminal investigation into possible criminal charges. Normally for this preliminary hearing you'd be allowed to continue teaching, giving you the decency of a benefit of a doubt, but as I said before, I've been giving you that for some time now. You are immediately suspended from work; the official hearing itself will take place one week from today. I'll leave you with this important tip, you should avoid contact with any student in this school until then, this includes all forms of communication, face to face, phone, email, IM and Net-conferencing, Should it go all the way to criminal court, any and all records could be used. Please pack your things."

"Principal Green," Patty said tearfully, "this can't be real. Do I even get to know what I have been accused of?"

"I think you know, but if you want me to say it, fine, you're being accused of having a sexual relationship with one of our students. The young girl that made the accusation was under the impression that it was a boy, but—" she gave the wet spot on the paper she was holding another sniff, "I don't think she is quite right about that part."

Principal Green looked at Hannah, Ana and Lana suspiciously, she had immediately called them into her office.

The three of you were with Ms. Clark after class today," she stated strongly, "why?"

"Well I was there because I had to talk over some club business," Lana said calmly, maybe too calmly, "she's our faculty advisor and I'm the President."

"Right," Principal Green said doubtfully, "your abstinence club. It will have to be temporarily, if not permanently, shut down. Ms. Clark can not function as faculty advisor at this time and until you find a replacement—"

"What," Lana said unbelieving, "but we have another faculty advisor, we have Dr. Lewis."

"Yes, of course, well your club being a private club you should really have two, however, I'll allow Dr. Lewis up to one month to be sole faculty advisor, after that, if Ms. Clark has not returned and you have not found a suitable substitute, you must close."

Lana looked almost tearful, she was in shock, but nodded her agreement.

"What about you two?" Principal Green said to Hannah and Ana, "What were you doing in her office after class?"