Chapter 5

The spaceship Orgasma exited hyperspace. On the ship's viewscreen the glittering planet coY-oh-teSS grew larger.

Even from this great distance, Michael Slunk could distinctly see the planet in the dark of space. As the ship neared, it looked to Michael as to be all the excesses of the Las Vegas strip magnified by a thousand times. A gigantic sign glowed in bright letters, powered by fusion and injected with a pink gas to give it color. The sign was in orbit around coY-oh-teSS or perhaps coY-oh-teSS was in orbit around the sign. The sign was that huge.

The sign proudly displayed "The Orgy at the End of Time".

Zipper Doubledix's two dicks immediately became erect once the ship returned to normal space and he saw the sign. He'd been here before and it was always a bang.

Forny Perfect's pussy juices ran down her legs. She'd always wanted to come here. She was high in anticipation.

Pleasure, the lone surviving female from the former planet Earth, focused on guiding the ship into parking. She didn't know what to expect so she wasn't aroused, but she was excited to have a chance for additional sexual experimentation with other beings.

Michael just didn't want be confined to the ship. Every time he went somewhere to masturbate, Org1, the sex droid, would suddenly show up and Michael would have to stop real fast before Org1 forced him to have sex with it. To quickly deflate his dick, he thought of Oprah Winfrey, Kirstie Alley, and Michael Jackson in an three-way and that they wanted him to join them. That always worked. However since Michael hadn't been able to ejaculate, he was sexually pent up.

Pleasure smoothly parked the Orgasma in an open spot in the midst of hundreds of ships already there. The crew got ready to disembark.

"Would you stand still, Forny?" said Zip. "You're making the floor all wet with your leaking. I don't want to get a broken dick by slipping and falling down. That would make me very irritable."

"Ok, ok," replied Forny, realizing there was some truth in his statement.

"How's it coming, Pleasure?" asked Zip.

"Good, Zip," said Pleasure. "I've downloaded the current guest list at the orgy, plus who is scheduled to arrive while we're there. I've calculated how much energy they are likely to generate which will feed into the ship. The ship will not have to be recharged for... er... for a long, long time."

"Wow!" said Zip. "Good job."

"Thanks," said Pleasure. She felt so attracted to Zip right now, but she was determined to try out some other beings.

"One thing though," Pleasure added.

"What?" said Zip.

"Because we are taking the orgasmic energy, each time any one cums they might have a slightly strange or unpleasant after taste.

"Like diet 7-Up?" interjected Michael.

"Exactly," said Pleasure. It was a good analogy.

"I can deal with that," said Zip. "Let's go."

Michael's eyes bugged out. In front of him was a giant mass of beings. They were all in the festivities of sexual pleasure. Beings that looked like snakes, some that looked like insects. Some were short and cube like. Some had obvious genitals, others did not. One being looked like a digital wristwatch.

Overhead misters sprayed something soothing and sex-scented to keep the participants active. It would do no good for business if the customers got tired too fast and felt they didn't get their money's worth.

A live band played strange music with a loud, repetitive thumping bass beat. It brought to Michael's mind the drummer who pounded the beat on slave ships.

Zip wasted no time. He found a shapely female being who was sucking on another's dick and he entered her ass and pussy simultaneously with his two dicks.

Her moaning got the attention of others. Some looked over.

"Isn't that Zipper Doubledix?" they would say. The females would add, "I sure wish I was her." Most of them would end up having the chance to be her in the end.

Pleasure didn't know where to start. Fortunately, five members of the Universal Rugburn championship team arrived at the same time. Pleasure looked at the fat dick of one of them and took him and one of his buddies on the floor.

Forny saw Michael sitting out of the action at one of the tables.

"Michael," said Forny. "It's okay to masturbate."

"Well, I was hoping to have sex," said Michael, a little offended.

Forny laughed.

"Whatever," she said, and went off to see an old acquaintance.

Veronivoom Virginia is the most famous porn star in the universe. When she was young, she was called Virgin for short but not for long. A dick is able to enter her pussy from every 45 degrees, so she can take in eight dicks at a time. Her best know film is the classic "800 dicks in 8 minutes" but most of her other films are also considered classic such as "Cum Again Part 903", "Explosions and Orgasms", and "105 Other Sexual Uses for Subpoenas." Also, there is the edgy experimental film "An Ass in Time" where she travels back in time, finds herself, and does her own ass with a strap-on dildo.

Forny walked up to Veronivoom's table.

"Hi Veronivoom! How you doing?" Forny said in a very friendly tone.

Veronivoom looked at her blankly

"It's me, Forny!"

Blank.

"Forny Perfect!"

Blank.

"You gave me a small role in your film "Hyperspace Anal Virgins with Pot Holders". It's the one where you blow up a moon at the very moment you and the four dicks inside you cum simultaneously. A cool effect."

"Oh, yeah," said Veronivoom remembering the film but not Forny.

"So why aren't you in the action?" asked Forny.

"Taxes," Veronivoom explained. "I'm spending the year as a virgin, so I don't have to give up my resort condo on the planet Thank'ewe'maaM."

"That's sucks. Sorry, I shouldn't say 'sucks' when you can't," Forny said embarrassedly. "I guess you're screwed. Oops! Sorry, again. I guess I should go. When are you back in action?"

"About 25 million years ago," answered Veronivoom. "I'm going to crack a moon in half with a ship. It's going to be an ass-smashing success."

"Wow!" said Forny impressed. "You always have new ideas. That's why you're the best."

Veronivoom smiled at the compliment.

"You better get into the action," she said, "before you regret missing out on the time of your life."

Forny looked over into the crowd of undulating flesh. She saw a guy rise up off a satisfied female that was underneath him. He looked intriguing.

"Nice seeing you, again," said Forny and headed off toward the guy.

"Who was that?" a burly guy said coming up to Veronivoom. "Another wannabe?"

"Yeah," Veronivoom replied.

"A message," said burly guy slipping her an envelope with the letters URL on it. Universe Revenue Locator - the universe's tax collectors.

Veronivoom opened the envelope and read the contents. She smiled big.

"Good news?" burly guy asked.

"I'm back in business. Someone must have pressured the URL to back off since a recession has started since I've stopped working. Lots of people can't find work. It's also good to have had sex with just about every leader of every planet. No one wants to see their planet dry up in economic ruin."

"Wonderful," said burly guy.

"Let's go," said Veronivoom.

They exited the orgy and went to the parking lot.

Michael was feeling discouraged. Zip by now had sex with several dozen females. Pleasure had five males and was now wiped out of energy and she just let any guy climb on top of her and do her. Forny was glowing bright red and screaming like a banshee. All Michael had gotten was a few snickers, a couple of giggles, and some outright laughs from beings as he tried to join in.

Michael decided to masturbate.

"May I do that for you?" a voice said.

Michael looked up in surprise.

A pale yellow-skinned female stood before him. Her yellow skin was covered in light-blue freckles.

Michael thought she looked thoroughly alien, yet something was oddly very attractive about her.

"May I do that for you?" she asked again.

"With me?" said Michael in surprise.

"Is there another you I can do it with?" she replied.

"Errrr... no," said Michael feeling foolish. "It's just everybody else has just laughed at me."

"I'm not laughing at you," she replied.

"No. You might later," Michael responded.

"And if I did, so what? It would be later after all," she answered.