Sex Guide to the Universe
Copyright© 2006 by just-this-guy
Chapter 3
Science Fiction Sex Story: Chapter 3 - A little sex farce and spoof. This is a re-edit of one of my oldest stories.
Caution: This Science Fiction Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Science Fiction Humor
Michael and Forny gasped for breath on the cold floor of a spaceship. They spent an hour on the floor just trying to catch their breath in one way or another. Who knew breath could be so elusive?
A woman's voice spoke over an intercom.
"Hello, whoever you are," she said, cheerily. "Welcome to the ship Orgasma."
"Wow!" said Forny, excitedly. "We're on the ship Orgasma. It was rumored that they were trying to build it. They finally did it!"
"At least, it sounds like they're not trying to kill us," said Michael. He was just relieved he wasn't dead in the dark of space. He looked around. It looked like they were in a cargo bay. He stood up.
"Michael, think about it," continued Forny, determined not to be steered away from her topic, as she paced around. "A ship powered by orgasms. The most powerful force in the universe."
Forny pushed some buttons on the nearby computer console and quickly flashed through some display screens.
"So everybody is having sex?" said Michael.
"Doesn't need a big crew. Robot sex," explained Forny.
"Robot sex?" said Michael.
"Androids instilled with personalities. The machines can do it with people or with each other. Artificial sexual intelligence. This is the greatest achievement ever," said Forny glowingly.
Michael wasn't so sure of her assessment. He thought she was going to have an orgasm just talking about it.
A door hissed open and both heads turned to the sound.
"Look," said Forny "a sex droid."
"Yes," said the droid, sadly, "Here I am with the capabilities of 3,245,009 sexual adventures and I'm just tasked to bring you two up to the bridge."
"Oh, yeah?" said Forny. She smiled so big that Michael felt he was sneaking a peek at her cleavage even though she was naked.
The droid was male. It looked like any person you might meet on any planet except it was however entirely silver in color. This was so the droids didn't look too much like a being. An erect 4 inch long dick stuck out of the droid.
"Sort of small," said Forny disappointedly, looking at it.
The dick grew 10 more inches.
"It can be as big as you like," the droid said.
"Cool!" said Forny excitedly. "Can the female droids grow too?"
"I'm either, depending on your preference," said the droid.
"Huh?" said Forny.
"I can be either male or female. Whatever you prefer," stated the droid. It was getting annoyed with these two beings already. People were always annoying.
"Oh?" said Forny as a question then she got it. "Oh!"
"Be a female," Forny instructed.
The droid's dick disappeared and was replaced by a pussy. Breasts grew and an hourglass shape developed.
"38 double-D tits," said Forny.
The droid's tits responded.
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Forny.
"Are you done?" the droid asked, with displeasure in it's voice.
"Yes," said Forny.
The droid normalized the size of its tits.
"My name is Org1," the droid said. "Follow me." It turned and started to walk away.
Forny and Michael hurriedly ran to catch up with it and then walked behind Org1 as it led them through the ship corridors.
"So how many droids like you are on this ship?" asked Forny. She wanted to know all about it. Forny was horny.
"Just me," responded Org1.
"Just you?" said Forny in surprise.
"Yes," confirmed Org1. "The other 49 droids all committed suicide. Something about I'm too depressing. No droid could stand having sex with me so they all chose to fry their circuits."
"Did you know I'm the original sex droid?" Org1 said, somewhat brightly.
"You don't say?" said Forny. Under her breath, she said, "They messed up big time."
"Here we are. The bridge," said Org1 as they approached a door.
The door hissed open.
They walked through.
Forny and Michael scanned their eyes all over the blinking computer panels and screens. In front of them, they saw the naked backsides of a man with a hairy butt and of a woman with a curvy butt.
"Sir, the visitors," announced Org1.
"Thank you. Now go fuck yourself," the man said without turning around. The man liked saying that to Org1 because it annoyed Org1 that that was the one function the droid was incapable of doing.
The door hissed behind Michael and Forny as the droid left.
The two stood silent for a few minutes while the duo in front of them worked at the panels.
"Hello... ?" Michael finally said tentatively.
"Just a second," the man said without looking up.
"Zip... ?" said Forny. Was it him?
The man stood up straight and turned.
"Forny!" the man shouted. He raised his arms open wide.
"Zip!" Forny shouted back and opened her arms too.
Michael just stood there in shock. He couldn't keep his eyes off Zip's crotch.
Zip came forward, engulfed her right tit with his mouth and roughly handled her other tit. Forny wrapped her arms around him and held him tightly to her chest.
"Good to see you too, Zip," Forny said.
After a few arousing minutes, Forny pushed him away.
"So what's a scoundrel like Zipper Doubledix doing on a ship like this?" Forny wanted to know.
"I stole it!" Zip cheerfully replied.
"What?" Forny said, not quite believing.
"Yep! You knew someone like me would have to have the first ship that runs on orgasm power," said Zip, pleased that he had impressed Forny.
Michael watched Forny give both of Zip's dicks a strong yank.
"Wow!" said Forny, as she pulled Zip's dicks. "Incredible ship! So how's it fly?"
Forny's touch returned fond memories to Zip.
"Well," said Zip, more somberly to the question, "not so good. All the droids but one committed suicide."
"I heard," sympathized Forny.
"With just the two of us and that awful droid we can't sustain power to continually travel. Even I, the great Zipper Doubledix, can't maintain enough sex to keep this ship charged."
Forny knew that was admitting a lot for Zip.
Zip continued, "And having sex with that droid is simply something you only want to do if you're in an emergency."
Forny suddenly remembered Michael was with her.
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