Week Twenty Eight

Bowling — the Final Round

Friday — Session One

The Friday session was providing just one match that held any significance to the final composition of the top ten, the twenty-seventh placed Warriors against the eighth placed Hawks who though seemingly secure in the top ten could, if they put in a bad one, drop to ninth or even tenth spot. The other two matches featured the bottom place Strikers against the Sixteenth placed Ravens and the twenty-third placed Devils playing the twenty-fifth placed Cats.

After the first of the three games the Strikers and the Cats both started well while the Hawks owed their thirteen pin first game win to Debra Mills' 279 and solid games from their two A-list bowlers David Jefferson and Peter Craven.

The second game proved to be more of the same with the Strikers and the Cats both winning well and the Hawks, who couldn't advance to seventh, all but securing their eighth position thanks to Debra Mills second successive 279 and two more over average games from Jefferson and Craven. Clothes wise while several bowlers were in various stages of undress; three of the fuck fests regular participants, Dee-Dee Clarkson of the Devils and the Warriors husband and wife team of Veronique and Rafael Ramirez were already past the point of no return. All that remained to be seen was whether they would be having sex with members of the audience or other bowlers and if others would be joining them in the show.

Nothing changed in the third game either, the Strikers completed a surprise 19.5 to 4.5 win over the Ravens despite Angela Charlton's 279 while the Cats went a half point better thanks to great series from Karla Printz and Kenny Gibbs whose third game 290 was the best of the night. As for the Hawks, Debra Mills followed up her pair of 279s with a 250 while David Jefferson and Peter Craven both did enough to ensure that they matched the Cats twenty points and in doing so secured their eighth position in the top ten.

As for the nudity and sex stakes eight bowlers, three girls and five guys finished nude and of those eight only Chris Parks of the Strikers, Dee-Dee Clarkson of the Devils and Veronique and Rafael Ramirez of the Warriors finished sufficiently nude to be participating in the post bowling fuck fest. Of those four bowlers Dee-Dee, Veronique and Rafael were all destined to join lucky ticket holders from the audience meaning of course that Chris Parks would enjoy the company of the lecherous and lovely Camilla Trenton of the lush red hair, matching landing strip and the perfect 'model's' figure.

Saturday Afternoon — Session Two

Our match against the Lions was the afternoon's feature match with the only other team taking part in the other three matches likely to hold the interest of the audience and the home viewer being the Swans who had an outside chance of threatening the Mariners' tenth position. Now we expected a tough game and we got it, in spades. It was the game of the season by far, and I say that without any risk of being accused of bias. The match finished up 12 points all a fair result considering the extraordinary bowling, bowling that had the audience cheering almost non-stop.

Our team bowled a 300 apiece with three of them, Sarah's, Sandy's and mine coming in our second game while the Lions bowled two, one to Stephanie King in the second game and the other to Tony Casey in the third. Added to those six amazing perfect games in one match were four 270 plus games and three 260 plus games.

Those three 300s of ours in the second game helped produce a season high scratch game of 1140 while William McKinnon saved his for the third game. It proved to be enough to stave off a determined Lions effort to snatch the overall with a scratch third game that went within seven pins of our record second game score.

Of the other matches the Swans kept up their end of the bargain by taking 20.5 points off the Indians thanks to consistent performances from Sharna Lee, Rowena Parkinson and Andrew Hill while the Kookaburras won a tight contest over the Queens and the Condors comfortably accounted for the Demons.

The six 300s, four 270 plus games and three 260 plus games — they represented more than half of the twenty four individual games in our match — kind of took the gloss off the seven 270 plus games bowled in the other three matches combined. Those matches did supply all of the participants for the fuck fest. Though in our match Sarah did go within a whisker of taking Donna Hawkins — she finished at nude and minus 4 — to the fuck fest while I finished nude and erect thanks to an enthusiastic teenage girl who took considerable liberties while removing my briefs.

In those other three matches seven bowlers were destined to participate in the fuck fest. Two of them, Demons boyfriend and girlfriend Allan Robbins and Leanne Buckley, had appointments with members of the audience and chose to fuck and be fucked side by side so they could hold hands. Of the other five John Compton of the Kookaburras partnered the slim dark haired Kate Wegson of the Indians while her female teammate, Rachel Henderson, enjoyed the company of the Swans Monty Walsh. That left just one more male bowler, the third member of the Indians team Ian Harris, for Camilla who was more than happy to fulfil her obligations.

Before the sex though came the interviews as the nude Camilla Trenton and the Eagles' equally nude Robert Miles called every member of both our team and the Lion's over to discuss what already was being hailed as the match of the season.

Camilla turned to the audience and yelled out, "HOW GOOD WAS THAT?"

The whistles, cheers and hand-clapping in response said it all before Camilla turned to Tony Casey the Lions nominal captain. "Same question to you Tony how good did it feel to be involved in what was without doubt the best match of the season to date?"

"Fantastic, the pressure we felt on every frame was incredible and I think all of us kept waiting for the high standard to tail off but it just never did."

"What about you Justin," asked Camilla turning to me, "how did that game make you feel?"

"Fantastic Camilla, nine pins the other way and we go down fifteen to nine but like Tony and Steph' said on the way over a draw was a fair result. And as for the enjoyment factor, what bowler in his right mind wouldn't enjoy a match that drew the audience reaction this one did."

"Couldn't agree more Justin," said Robert. "Camilla and I did a quick count on the scoresheets for your lanes, of the two hundred and forty frames in the match 216 strikes and 49 spares were bowled with Sarah's," Robert looked at the sexy redhead and smiled, "sorry Sarah, 8-1 in the fifth frame of the first game being the single open frame. How could you not enjoy a match with bowling like that?"

The interview continued much like that for the next five minutes until both Camilla and Robert thanked both our teams and told us how much they and the fans both here and at home would be looking forward to more of the same over the weekend and during the next three weeks. All that was left then was for Camilla and Robert to conduct the interviews with the fuck fest participants before the fuck fest itself. I joined Robert and Camilla for dinner at a nearby steakhouse.

Saturday Evening — Session Three

The three matches had Robert Miles' Eagles team playing the Mariners in a match that would decide whether the Eagles finished third, fourth or fifth and if the Mariners would hang on to their position after the Swans demolition of the Indians in this afternoon's session took them past the Mariners and into tenth spot by six points. However there was another player in the race for that important tenth spot, and that was the Kings who were starting this third session nine points behind the Mariners and therefore fifteen points behind the Swans who could only watch and wait. The Kings were playing the Magpies while in the evening's remaining match the Bombers were up against the Falcons with some interest in whether Yuri Zednik could bowl an unlikely 864 series or better that he would need to earn himself a spot on the plane to Vegas. Of course Robert Miles was also in the race for a spot on the team and anything better than the 802 series I bowled this afternoon would secure him that spot and drop me to reserve and even out of the team in the unlikely event that Yuri managed the aforementioned series.

And so it was that Camilla and I faced the cameras and began our regular discussion on what might transpire over the course of the evening. "So Justin," said Camilla, "let's begin with the Eagles-Mariners game. Fourteen points or more and the Eagles take the Lions third spot, thirteen or less and they stay in fourth and give the Jaguars a shot at them. What are your thoughts?"

"Well with three A-list bowlers against one and with a combined team average 57 pins better than the Mariners the eighty percent of three hundred handicap system suggests that the Eagles should win well enough. However that doesn't take into account a couple of unknown factors, desperation and pressure. The Eagles are sure of being in the top five and getting next weekend off while the Mariners need all the points they can get, not only to pass the Swans but also to fight off the Kings who are nine points away in eleventh spot and will be quietly confident of a comfortable win against the Magpies."

"So basically Justin, your thoughts are... ?" She left the question unfinished.

"That the Mariners, who have proved through the twenty six previous rounds more than capable of matching it with any team, will win a close one meaning the Kings will need a big win over the Magpies."

"And will they get that big one, the Kings I mean?"

"Well the Kings have been a little up and down," I smiled, "to say the least. In round-24 they took 21 points off the Strikers before losing the maximum 24 points to the Power in the next round before again managing 21 points last week this time at the expense of the Ravens. So in answer to your question yes they can and probably will."

"So Justin, what about the last match, is Yuri Zednik any chance of making the team to Vegas?"

"Well speaking impartially," I grinned, "if that's possible while I'm directly involved, it is mathematically possible though at least one maybe two 300 games will have to be involved."

"And do you think that's possible?"

"Well if you go back to the Falcons round-25 match against the Indians you'll remember that Yuri rolled a 300 game and a pair of 279s for an 858 series, so yes it's possible. But is it likely? Well of the just under three thousand series that have been bowled this season so far there have only been six series eight hundred and fifty or better and only two, both from the Lions Australian world championship representatives, have been higher than the series Yuri Zednik needs. On a memorable Saturday night in late May Stephanie King opened proceedings with a strike and a nine spare before calmly rolling thirty-four straight strikes for an unmatchable 880 series while three weeks before that in round nine on a Sunday afternoon Tony Casey rolled 290-278-300 for an 868 series. So I guess really the answer to your question is probably not, though--" and I turned to the camera briefly "--I can promise you that if Yuri, and Robert (Miles), bowled the required series to qualify them I'll be the first in line to congratulate them."

A station promo and it was time for what promised to be a fascinating evening of bowling. And the fascination began with the evening's first game where, in the main match, the Mariners made good use of the forty-six pin start the handicap system gave them. By the halfway mark they had turned that advantage into a lead of one hundred and nineteen thanks in no small part to the Eagles inability to string multiple strikes together. Now while they made a better fist of the second half of that first game the deficit proved too much to make up leaving the Mariners winners to the tune of seventy-six pins thanks in no small part to Peter Jones 280 and Allan Morris's 256 — achieved despite an open seventh frame.

In the first games of the other two matches the Kings began well against the Magpies taking five and a half points from the game while the Falcons went a half point better with six. In the race for the three male spots on the team to Vegas an under average 235 from Robert Miles left him needing 568 pins from two games to take my position in the team while Yuri Zednik's 251 ended his chance of making the team proper but still gave him some hope of making the squad.

The second game as far as the Eagles-Mariners match was concerned proved to be a complete reversal of the first. A 300 from Suzanne Fletcher and solid games from Allison Deijon, Patrick Kennedy and Robert proved to be too much for the Mariners despite a great 279 from Peter Jones to follow up his first game 280. So with two games down the Mariners led eight points to six thanks to an extra individual win.

In the other two games the Kings grabbed another six taking their tally to eleven and a half and leaving them within striking distance of the Mariners should they win and the Mariners lose while the Falcons took another six from the Bombers. These results finally put paid to the Swans' challenge for the top ten and would leave the Mariners desperate to win the third and final game of their match.

In the race for those three spots for the team to Vegas Robert's second game 268 left him needing 300 and not a pin less to take my spot on the team while Yuri Zednik's chances of making the squad disappeared with a three over average 255. And so the makeup of the squad to Vegas was just about known, Tony I and with Robert Miles as reserve would join Stephanie King Allison Deijon and probably the Power's Christine Smith. The only possible changes to that team would happen if the Kangaroos' Peter Rorke could bowl one of his better series of this season and overtake Robert and the Jaguars' Zoe Paul could somehow bowl a hundred and thirteen pins better than Christine Smith tomorrow afternoon. This was something that while statistically possible was highly unlikely given that Christine had averaged around 785 per series over the last four weeks.

Sometimes knowing what you need to do can have a detrimental effect on your performance and sometimes it can have a positive one, and in the Mariners' case the knowing proved positive. All of their bowlers produced over average games while for the Eagles the effect of the pressure was the reverse probably because the best they could do was their current fourth position and the worst was fifth. Only Suzanne produced an over average game for them backing up her magnificent 300 with a classy 279 game. The end result left the Mariners 17 to 7 winners of the match leaving the Kings eventual 20.5 to 3.5 demolition of the Magpies all for nought.

In the final match the Falcons completed a big 20 to 4 win over the Bombers.

In the nudity and sex stakes while several bowlers finished nude only four took part in the fuck fest and three of those, incredibly enough, came from the Mariners-Eagles game. Robert Miles in a season first finished at nude and a massive minus ten to book an appointment with a delighted member of the audience as did the Mariners Kim Jones who finished at exactly nude and minus seven. The third bowler from this match taken to the fuck fest was Allan Morris who finished at nude and minus five and would be fucking Camilla because Paul Pearson of the Bombers, the fourth bowler, also finished at minus seven and would be fucking a young giggling redhead who could only be fourteen or fifteen.

Sunday Afternoon — Session Four

Camilla Trenton here, the bowling is done the interviews are over, the fucking is done for the afternoon including mine, but more of that later, the season proper is over and the stepladder finals begin next Friday. Now I'll get to where everyone finished and which team finished where and who leads off next Friday night but first you're probably wondering why you're hearing from me and not Justin? Well the answer to that is that both Justin and Robert thought that I could do justice to a description of the afternoon's events, especially as I wasn't directly involved in the outcome.

So while Robert is in the shower — Justin has already gone home, something about a special dinner involving the owners of some coffee shop — I'll begin at the start of this fourth and final session of round 27.

First I think I should remind you of what was at stake in this session. For Power 15.5 or 16 points against the Crows would see them jump Justin's Tigers team into top spot while the Jaguars needed 11 points to jump the Eagles into fourth and a further seven if they wanted to take the Lions current third spot. It wasn't a big ask considering they were playing the twenty sixth placed Dragons and later events would prove just what a disparity in talent there was between those two teams.

Five spots below the Jaguars on the ladder the Bulldogs also needed some points to secure their position in the finals, and though their match wasn't so cut and dried, they were playing the sixth placed Kangaroos, it was expected they would manage the four points they needed. As for the Kangaroos they themselves would need every point they could get to protect their eight point lead against a desperate Eels team who were expected to account for the Panthers.

And then there were the individual rewards bowlers would be either chasing or protecting. Peter Rorke of the Kangaroos had hopes of an 806 series to replace Robert on the team to Vegas, and if he was really ambitious an 871 series would push Justin to the reserve spot and an even more unlikely 890 series — 35 strikes out of a possible 36 — would take him past Tony Casey. And then there was Christine Smith of the Power and Zoe Paul of the Jaguars, now while Christine was officially out of the race for the team positions she still had to defend her place as reserve from Zoe. Although Christine had a hundred and twelve pin lead both of these girls were more than capable of rolling a 300, and should it be Zoe more than half of that lead could quite conceivably go in one game.

Game by game this is what happened on an extraordinary afternoon of bowling: starting with the first game.

On lanes 19 and 20 the Crows went within two pins of upsetting the Power and only Adam Hunt's pressure pick up of the 5-7 split in the last frame followed by a final ball strike saved them while Christine Smith managed just a 234 in defence of her position on the Vegas bound team.

On 21 and 22 the Bulldogs confirmed their top ten spot with a resounding 56 pin win over the Kangaroos thanks to a pair of 278s from Alice Busby and Evan Collis. From the Kangaroos point of view an open fourth frame thanks to a split and a spared sixth in between nine strikes cost Peter Rorke any chance of a decent game and left him needing 562 in two games to replace Robert on the team.

On 23 and 24 the Jaguars began their chase for the eighteen points they needed to leapfrog over both the Eagles and the Lions with a one hundred and seventy one pin demolition of the Dragons - after giving them a 73 pin start on handicap. Forty-two strikes out of a possible forty-eight set a standard that had the Dragons reeling and my fellow commentators looking for superlatives. Harry Peel led the way with the eighth 300 of the round while husband and wife Gwen and Saul Davies managed 278 and 279 respectively. Unfortunately the one who needed a good game, Zoe Paul, failed to capitalise on Christine Smith's lowly 234 and her 259 left her still needing an unlikely 88 pins to catch and pass Christine.

There was no such excitement on lanes 25 and 26 where the Eels capitalised on the Kangaroos loss to stay in the race for sixth spot.

In game two the Power's Christine Smith effectively put paid to any chances Zoe Paul had of taking her spot with a 279 game, and that backed up with Adam Hunt's 278 was enough to take the second game from the Crows. It also meant that just a win in the third and last game would be enough to see them take top spot and a spot in the Grand Final. Next door having confirmed their place in the ninth-tenth first final next Friday night — they couldn't jump to eighth — the Bulldogs overcame Eva Collis's two open frame, three spare, nude minus seven 173 thanks to a ninth 300 of the round from Alice Busby and a 288 from Eva's husband Evan. That game also put the Kangaroos in danger of losing their sixth spot thanks to the Eels game two win on the back of the tenth 300 from the Fulton's 16-year-old son Robert and a 278 from mum Lynn. Also confirmed in the Bulldogs-Kangaroos game was that Peter Rorke would not be replacing Robert (Miles) on the trip to Vegas.

In the Jaguars-Indians game two the Jaguars again had my fellow commentators reaching for superlatives with another devastating display, they garnered their second successive maximum points to take them past the Eagles and leaving them almost certainties to pass the Lions. This time Saul Davies bowled the 300 — number eleven — while Harry Peel had to settle for a 288 and Zoe Paul a 280 which left her still 87 pins behind Christine Smith and as good as out of the running to make the team.

And then it was time for the third game and some icing on some very tasty slices of cake. First the Jaguars completed a 24-0 whitewash of the Dragons to send shockwaves through every team in the finals thanks to second 300s from both Harry Peel and Saul Davies. And not only did the Lions lose their third spot and the Eagles their fourth to the Jaguars the Lions lost their High-Team-Series-Hcp to them while the Jaguars improved their own High-Team-Series-Scratch. And then came the individual performances from the match, Saul Davies broke Tony Casey's High-Series-Scratch with an 879 only to see teammate Harry Peel knock it off with a season best 888 — beating Stephanie King's 880 that had looked unbeatable for so long.

In the other three games the Power completed a 19-5 win over the Crows to confirm top spot, the Bulldogs lost the last game but did enough to keep ninth spot while the Eels completed a 20 to 4 win over the Panthers to take that sixth spot from the Kangaroos.

So just to confirm the final top ten for the stepladder finals:

Power-440.5pts — Tigers-436.5 — Jaguars-420.5 — Lions-413.5 — Eagles-407 — Eels-382.5 — Kangaroos-377.5 — Hawks-358 — Bulldogs-351 — Mariners-343 with the first final being next Friday night, the Bulldogs against the Mariners and the winner of that game to play the Hawks on Saturday afternoon.

Now I suppose you want to know who fucked who don't you. Well I already told you that I was a part of the fuck fest, I enjoyed it too. It was the tall, dark, handsome and very nicely endowed father of the Fulton family, Michael, and while I was riding him cowgirl style no less than nine bowlers were actively engaged with members of the public. They were perennial fuck fest participants, the Crows Danita Mueller and Eva Collis of the Bulldogs, Ashley Gifford of the Kangaroos, Brenda Wall and Ray Matthews of the Panthers and the entire Dragons team, Diane Randall, Lois Wilson, Glen Hawke and John Lillee.

Now I'd like to say that was a sight worth seeing but I was too busy enjoying the ride of my life as I fucked myself stupid on Michael Fulton's delicious cock until the moment when he told me to hold still with just the tip captured between my inner lips. As soon as I did Michael used the strength in his hips to push up and fuck me to Savage Garden's 'Thousand Words'. Now Michael might not have wanted me to actively participate in the fucking but I could still lean forward and press my B-cup titties into his chest while he thrust continuously upward and inward delighting both me and my cunt with the brutality of his fucking right through that song and all the way through the next song, Abba's 'The Visitors (Crackin' Up)'.

All good things though must come to an end, and believe me this was a good thing. Well isn't any sex that allows a woman an orgasm before the man erupts like Mount Vesuvius or (grin) even like a dud firecracker. Now it's time for me to pass you back to Justin who has the rest of the week that doesn't include bowling to tell you about.

THE REST OF THE WEEK

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER-9

As Millie said it's me again, Justin. And first off I have to thank Camilla for her splendid report of the events of the Sunday afternoon session of round twenty-seven and the dramatic events that took place. Now though it's time for what occurred during the rest of the week away from the lanes starting with this morning when Evelyn set the pace and led her twin Natalie, Susan and Daphne to a record time of 00:34:35.47. There was no Daphne for the after school session; she was staying with boyfriend Roland Williams in the flat (apartment) he shared with sister Selma, her boyfriend Wallace (Wally) McGee and their close friend and regular fuck buddy Joseph (Joe) Holland of the, according to Daphne, 9-inch cock. So with no Daphne Susan led off on the bars and upped her record effort from yesterday of 24 by one to 25, and similar efforts from the twins saw Evelyn raise her own record by two to 20 and Natalie by the same margin, all to a chorus of cheers from mum, Maria and Jill McLelland who was joining us for dinner before accompanying mum and dad to John and Julie's to check on how they were settling in.

All that was left was the weigh-in and a very keen and anxious Evelyn Marchant pulled out the scales and after the slightest hesitation stood on them. No more than three seconds later relief followed by a beaming smile spread across her face as her Monday weight of 87kgs had dropped to 83 matching Susan's drop from last week.

"Come on sis," said Evelyn still smiling, "step on. If I've lost four then you have to have at least matched me."

When Natalie did step on the scales after another moment's hesitation her smile was even broader than her sister's and emphasised, if any emphasis was needed, once again the competitive nature of the twins. Starting at 89kgs she had dropped an amazing six kilos to match her sister's weight of 83kgs, which is when we were treated to the beautiful sight of the naked twins hugging and kissing each other in pure delight before they transferred their affections to me.

Finally though things settled down and Susan stepped onto the scales and weighed in at 79kgs dropping another three. At first she was disappointed that it wasn't four or the six that Natalie managed until I explained some things I'd learned from personal experience about weight loss.

"Susan," I said cuddling her naked body to mine, "my initial loss of 20kgs took around six months, now the first ten or twelve of that twenty dropped off fairly quickly but the last eight and any loss since has taken a lot of time, effort and willpower. Now the three of you, four if you count Daphne, are all off to a better start than me, but let's make no bones about it, once you get down to around seventy-five or seventy-six that last nine or ten to get down to your ideal weight for your build of 66kgs will be tough.

"Sometimes you'll want to give up, heaven knows I did." I smiled as I remembered those tough early mornings and that scrumptious behind of that incredible girl with the long brown hair who kept me getting up morning after morning, the girl who has since become the love of my life. "You'll need someone to help you through those times, and that someone is each other."

The twins joined Susan in hugging me and Natalie spoke for the pair of them. "Yes we'll need each other and yes we can feed off the thought of how we'd feel if we let each other down, but we need you, we need to know that you'll be here for us, that when you go over to America you won't forget us."

I laughed. "Oh you can trust me on that, I will never let that happen, like it or not girls you're stuck with my specialised brand of training for the duration even if one of my good friends takes over while I'm away."

"Which brings me to a thought that recently crossed my mind," said my mother standing naked in the doorway to the kitchen robe in hand about to put it on, "do you think last Tuesday night's show will result in you getting some more members, preferably male ones?"

"Oh I have no doubt about it though I think they're a little nervous about approaching me because of a combination of not knowing me, my purported celebrity status, and their natural shyness and unwillingness to admit they need help."

"Then you'll just have to convince them won't you Justin," said Maria looking as comfortable on her crutches as I'd ever seen her, "even if it means asking Mr. Robinson (headmaster), Mr. White (P.E or phys-ed) or Miss Maguire (Anatomy and sex-ed). Besides," she giggled and winked, "maybe your girls are getting bored with just your dick as a, if you'll excuse the pun, training tool."

Dinner was over, the dishwasher had done its job on the dirty crockery, cutlery and pans, mum and dad and Jill had gone to visit Vikki's parents and a smaller than usual crowd, that is if you can call the sixteen we were expecting a small crowd, were preparing for another Friday night orgy. I was just beginning to wonder if maybe something had happened to prevent Evelyn and Natalie from coming tonight, and also their brother and his girlfriend who I was keen to meet when the doorbell sounded. Typically Maria grabbed her crutches and followed me to the front door taking any opportunity to get out of the wheelchair she insisted she spent too much time in.