Week Twenty Five

THE WEEKEND AUGUST-19-20-21 - BOWLING

FRIDAY NIGHT

Friday nights three matches involved the 'Kings' playing the 'Striker', the 'Dragons' against the 'Falcons' and the 'Warrior's' appearing to be totally mismatched against a high flying 'Jaguars' team.

In the first of the three games the 'Kings', though in fourteenth position, were only six and a half points outside the top ten and had a chance again the bottom placed 'Strikers' to challenge for a place in the stepladder finals if results fell their way. By the end of the night the 'Kings' had certainly done their part with a 21 to 3 win on the back of splendid performances from Jade Black and Wilma Patterson, both of whom sent their immediate opposition Eva McAllister and Petula Waugh to appointments with members of the audience at the end of the night.

In the second of the nights matches neither the 'Dragons' or the 'Falcons' were challenging for a top ten spot so the only interest was in whether Yuri Zednik could maintain his challenge for one of the two male spots on the team destined for Vegas. For the record Yuri did just enough to maintain his average at 252 and stay within striking distance while his team won 19.5 to 4.5 thanks largely to Marina Cartier who sent Lois Wilson to nude and minus seven while Glen Hawke at nude and minus five became the fourth bowler to join the sex show.

That left just the 'Warriors'-'Jaguars' game. It was the game that held the most interest with the Jaguars needing a big win to stay in contact with the four teams above them. By the end of the night the tired old cliché, 'when the going gets tough the tough get going', was never more apt. Harry Peel produced a season best 826 series to send Robert Jones to nude and minus seven while anchor bowler Saul Davies produced a season best 288 game and a season best series only five fewer than his teammate to force Rafael Ramirez to nude and minus five. Completing the thrashing Zoe Paul and Gwen Davies did their part by sending their own opponents, Mandy Jones at minus seven and Veronique Ramirez at minus five, to the show. The resulting 20.5 points the 'Jaguars' earned kept them within sight of a top four position, especially with matches involving the 'Lions'-'Hawks', 'Lions'-'Eagles' and the 'Lions' against us and us against the 'Eagles' all coming up in the final three weeks. All in all it simply meant that any of five teams could theoretically finish in any of the top five positions.

As far as the sex was concerned there was an embarrassment of riches along with some very energetic audience members very much enjoying fucking in front of a huge television audience and the two hundred very noises members of the audience.

In a season first both Eva McAllister and Petula Waugh from the 'Strikers' were joined by twin red haired teenage boys by the name of Carl and Chris Pierce both of whom had also been prominent in their undressing. Chris had been the member of the audience to win the right to remove Petula's sky blue panties while Carl had been extremely hands on in the removal of Eva's ultra sexy lacy black ones. Then in another season first the twins asked their partners if they had any objection to switching partners occasionally.

Petula, after accepting on their behalf, was quick to respond with a challenge of her own. She asked how the twins would feel fucking them while they engaged in a sixty-nine. Being teenage boys with the built in hormones that come with it the twins had no problem with such a scenario, and so it was that twin 16-year-old blonde boys with very respectable 7-inch cocks spent twenty minutes switch fucking the two attractive 'Strikers' bowlers.

As for the other audience bound members of the sex show, Lois Wilson, the five foot eight inch slim blonde from the 'Dragons', found herself being all but squashed by a six foot two inch truckie built like the proverbial brick outhouse. That left just the husband and wife team of Robert and Mandy Jones, and when the buxom Mandy realised that her husband's partner was as bisexual as she was and when she noticed that her partner's cock was 9-inches like her husband's she challenged the woman, a 36-year-old brunette named Christine Herron, to sixty nine with her while the men fucked them. Just like with the twins who were doing the same to the 'Striker' bowlers the men had no problems, except on this occasion they stayed with their nominated partners.

And then there was three, the minus fives, Glen Hawke of the 'Dragons' and the 'Warriors' other husband and wife team Rafael and Veronique Ramirez. This time with the unwritten rule of husband and wife couple not pairing off there was no problem with who partnered who. Glen took on the feisty and sexually supercharged Veronique while her husband found an equally willing and very, very horny partner in Camilla.

SATURDAY AFTERNOON

This second session of round twenty four promised to be another good one with six of the top ten teams in action. Match number one found my 'Tigers' team in action against the fourth ranked and six placed 'Hawks' who had suffered at the hands of the 'Eagles' last week while in match two the 'Power' were up against the 'Queens' team whose jump into the top ten promised to be short-lived if 'Powers' recent form — seven wins out of eight was any guide.

Matches three and four featured the eighth placed 'Kangaroos' against the lowly 'Demons' and the seventh placed 'Eels' against the equally lowly placed 'Cats'.

In our game we were no less charitable to the 'Hawks' than the 'Eagles' and with the able assistance of William McKinnon — first game 277 and third game 29 — and fiancée Sandra Morgan — first game 277 — we were able to put a severe dent in the chances of a top six spot for the 'Hawks' with a 20 points to four win.

How did I go you ask? Well while two wins and a seven fifty nine series over fellow A-list bowler and sometime commentator Peter Craven was handy though it wasn't as decisive as the contribution of my three teammates. As far as the fuck fest was concerned Sarah sent the plump, buxom, sensual and very oversexed fireball Millie Swan to what was fast becoming a regular appearance in 'The Show' by making her nude and minus seven half way through the second game. The other member of the 'Hawks' team to suffer a similar fate was Debra Mills and it only took Sandy one game, the first to send her to nude and minus five.

Match two had the 'Power' living up to their team name with a powerful team performance that ripped the heart out of the 'Queens' team and almost certainly sent them crashing back out of the top ten. And along with their 22 to 2 victory the 'Power' managed one more thing, they emulated last night's performance by the 'Jaguars' in sending all of their opposition to the fuck fest — three at minus five and one at minus seven.

In the 'Demon's-'Kangaroos' game it went the favourite way just like our match and the 'Power's' game. The 'Kangaroos' 20 to 4 win did nothing to their harm their chances of a spot in the stepladder finals while they sent three 'Demon' bowlers to the sex fest — all of them at nude and minus seven.

That left just the 'Eels'-'Cats' game and the 'Eels' were no more charitable to their opposition. A 19 to 5 win sent another three bowlers to the sex show, the 'Cats' regulars Mitzy Prentice and Alex Printz and the 'Eels' frequent participant the father Michael Fulton. Once again they were all nude and minus seven.

No less than twelve bowlers were going to be involved in the short afternoon fuck fest, eight of them with very lucky ticket holders. The remaining four bowlers were split evenly two and two, and with that rule regarding husbands and wives in play the split was easy. Husband Jason Davidson from the 'Queens' team would partner the 'Hawks' Debra Mills while his wife Patsy would partner their remaining team member William McGill.

The show was very much a smorgasbord of body types and sexual activity. The female bowlers ranged from the buxom and big-titted to the slim and petite with Patsy Davidson with her 40DDs and Millie Swan with her D-cup 36s representing the buxom while Debra Mills, Rita Malcolm, the Buckley twins and Mitzy Prentice embodied the slim and petite with Mitzy's 34B-23-35 figure on a five foot frame the most diminutive.

For the men they fell into two types, Jason Davidson and William McGill's chubby, homely and well lived in look and the tall and slim dark haired look of the boyfriend of Leanne Buckley, Allan Robbins and Michael Fulton and the slim blonde good looks of Alex Printz.

As for the sex Patsy and Millie were more than happy to lay on their backs legs in the air and spread wide apart while a couple of very enthusiastic young men slammed them hard with nicely sized and very thick cocks while playing with their abundant tit flesh. For Rita Malcolm it was a case of ride 'em cowgirl when her partner, a two hundred pound giant, rather generously put practicality and her well-being in front of his own personal desires.

That just left the Buckley twins who both found partners willing to cater to their favourite doggy position.

As far as the three men with appointments with audience members were concerned Allan Robbins, the affable and good-humoured boyfriend of Leanne Buckley, found himself face to face with nearly eighteen stone of naked female flesh packed into a five and a half foot frame. And never has a man enjoyed a fuck as much, when the remarkably extrovert woman with an infectious laugh and an irresistible personality spread her legs almost into the splits position and asked him to climb aboard he did so happily and gave her the fucking of her life bringing her to three orgasms in the process and earning high praise in the process. For the handsome Alex Printz it was a case of a match when in heaven when his partner was revealed to be a blonde teenage girl with the looks and physique of a typical California cheerleader and the elasticity to match.

For Michael Fulton it was proof, if proof was needed, that you're never too old you're only too lazy. A woman, she was introduced as a 59-year-old grandmother, came bounding down the stairs already naked and bubbling over with enthusiasm. After insisting that Michael lay on his back she proceeded to ride his cock with more energy, and a helluva lot more noise, than some young people a third her age.

And then finally the four remaining bowlers paired off. Debra Mills and Jason Davidson opted for the standard missionary position while Jason's cuddly wife Patsy welcomed her teammate William McGill into her ample bosom and his cock into her very welcoming pussy.

All in all after an intriguing and successful afternoon of bowling, at least for us and the other favoured teams, the sex proved very entertaining for participants, audience members and televisions viewers alike.

SATURDAY NIGHT

After a leisurely dinner at a pub just up the road during which my waitress and a number of fans who had been at the bowl during the afternoon kept their invasion of my privacy down to a minimum I walked back to the bowl and headed to our temporary makeup facility in the OB van in the car park.

When I walked into the van Camilla was already sitting in her chair, she was naked and receiving her usual pubic trim from Ruby while Jenny Porter, naked for the first time I could remember, waited for me.

I acknowledged Camilla and began undressing while taking a close look at Jenny's nicely proportioned slim physique and her pretty face with its blemish free complexion, button nose and pouting lips all of which were capped by perfectly groomed shoulder length hair. It wasn't until I was naked and revealing a semi-erect cock showing distinct interest in what was on display as I moved to sit on my chair in front of the mirror that I realised that Camilla and our production assistant Lucille Preston and producer Eric Renshaw were talking to me.

So Justin," laughed Camilla, "what DO you think of that idea?"

I took one last look at Jenny's perfect breasts capped as they were by very erect nipples before I turned to Camilla and almost immediately got distracted again by the sight of Eric Renshaw assisting Ruby in adding some form of blush to her B-cup breasts and nipples that were just as erect as Jenny's.

"Oh don't look so surprised Justin," said Eric with a smile. There isn't much I haven't done within the television industry, and make-up is definitely one of my areas of expertise. Now are you going to tell us what you think of the idea?"

I Looked at Camilla, Eric and Lucille and laughed. "Sorry," I said finally as Jenny squatted down balancing on the balls of her feet with her knees apart giving a consummate view of her pussy, "I didn't catch what you said," I took one more glance at Jenny's pussy, "I guess I got a little distracted."

"Still are," giggled Camilla deliberately staring at what had attracted my attention, "though I guess if you're going to get distracted it should be by a cunt as cute as Jenny's." Turning back to me she added. "But why so easily distracted when there is so much nudity on display these days?"

I took one more look at Jenny's lovely tits and her, as described by Camilla, cute cunt before I answered. "Probably because I've never seen her nude before, now what were you asking?"

They left it to Camilla whose hair and facial make-up was now being worked on by Ruby. "Well Justin," she said as she stifled a giggle at the way Lucille had to move across to hold my erection out of the way while Jenny worked on trimming my pubic hair, "with you and Robert (Miles) playing each other next Friday night and with our regular substitute commentator, Peter Craven, being away until his match on Sunday we've called on two special guest commentators..."

I immediately knew who they were and said as much in the form of a question just as they walked through the door. "So are Steph' and Tony prepared for what might happen next week?"

"You mean are we prepared for the post-bowling show don't you, Justin?" asked Stephanie King as she walked to the door followed by Tony Casey.

"Seems a reasonable question considering we've only ever seen you nude a couple of times."

"Don't you worry about me, when Robert Miles sends you to the show and there's no female bowler to take care of you," she reached down and gently patted my erection that Lucille still had in her hand, "I'll be more than happy to accommodate you."

"Well that's nice to know, and it'll be good for the television audience to have a couple of world class bowlers commentating."

"Oh yes," responded Stephanie, "like you and Robert aren't in the same class.

"Anyway, it's time for us to go and meet Donna and Simon," put in Tony, "so we'll meet you after the match finishes," he grinned, "one way or another." And with that they both walked out of the OB van while Camilla and I continued to get ready.

A little over an hour and a half later Camilla and I had completed the pre-match show including interviews with members of all six teams involved in the evening's matches. As well as chatting to Tony and Stephanie Camilla and I also interviewed Steph's direct opponent from the 'Swans', Australia's fifth ranked — as of the beginning of the year — Rowena Parkinson. Also featuring in the interviews were Nicole Prosser from the 'Bombers', the 'Magpies' sexpot and frequent 'Fuck Show' participant, the buxom and oh-so-loveable May Priestley and the A-list pair of Keith Anderson of the 'Devils' and the 'Kookaburras' talented Australian number eight female Christine Graveney.

As far as the bowling was concerned there was interest only in the main match pitting the second placed 'Lions' against the twelfth placed 'Swans' who had plenty to play for being a small matter of three points from tenth spot and a place in the stepladder finals. Individually the match was going to feature some crucial clashes, the main one being the aforementioned Stephanie King-Rowena Parkinson contest though Simon Pritchett was certain to have his hands full with the third of the 'Swans' three A-list bowlers, Andrew Hill.

In the end a slightly sub-par Stephanie King — if you can call a 279-236-238 753-series that — found herself needing her teammates thanks to a three game loss at Rowena Parkinson's hands due to a pair of 236s and a first game 298 spoiled only by a headpin hit on the twelfth and last ball that left a seven-ten split. Donna Hawkins it was who cancelled out Stephanie's loss with her own three game win at the expense of Sharna Lee who was, according to averages, supposed to be a fourteen pins per game better bowler.

The surprise packet though was Simon Pritchett who proved that reputations counted for nothing went he went strike for strike with Andrew Hill. His 274 first and 285 second games were more than a match for Hill's 272-286 when you allowed for his twelve pin advantage on handicaps. However the real hero of the evening was Tony Casey; he just got better and better as the evening progressed. A 254 first game was followed by a strike, strike, 9-spare opening three frames in his second game from which point there was no stopping him. Twenty one successive strikes in an awesome display of world class bowling gave him a second game 279 and his third 300 of the season to match his teammate and partner Stephanie King.

The final result was a 16-8 victory for the 'Lions' that resulted in them losing their prized second spot to the 'Power' but would probably be enough to hold out the Robert Miles led 'Eagles' who had an, on paper, easy match against the fifteenth placed but twenty-eighth ranked 'Crows'. As far as the 'Show' was concerned the only 'casualty' — if such a term can be used for a male bowler put in the position of fucking a member of the audience — was Monty Walsh whose one hundred and ninety five pin defeat at Tony's hands had him naked and minus seven by the end of the second game.

In the second of the evenings three games the 'Magpies' snuck home in a tight one thanks to Norma Baker and Andy Roth who sent their respective opponents Nicole Prosser and Paul Pearson to naked and minus five and therefore to the sex show. That just left the 'Devils'-'Kookaburras' game which resulted in an easy 21 to 3 win to the latter thanks to a couple of 280s from Christine Graveney and some help from Lee Huang whose 255 first game was backed up by a 269 second game. The end result of that was that Megan Ball of the Devils became the fourth bowler to join the fuck show, and like Monty Walsh she finished at nude and minus seven and with an appointment with a teenage boy who whooped and hollered so excited was he at the thought of fucking the plump but oh-so-sexy brown haired 19-year-old with a DD rack on a thirty-eight chest. It also helped simplify matters in the sex show because it left 'Bombers' teammates Nicole Prosser and Paul Pearson with the pleasurable task of fucking each other leaving Camilla and I with the night off where the fucking for television was concerned, not that we were planning to go without. Robert (Miles) was waiting for 'Millie' while I was planning on joining in with whatever was going on at home.

More of that and our regular Friday night get-together slash orgy later though, for now I have the Sunday afternoon session of bowling and my second commentary stint of the weekend to tell you about.

SUNDAY AFTERNOON

In this the fourth session the match that held the most interest involved the 'Eagles' who were fourth and still had an eye for one of the top two positions and the fifteenth placed 'Crows'. Match two involved two teams with pretensions to a top ten spot, the 'Bulldogs' already in ninth position and their opponents, the thirteenth placed 'Ravens', who needed a big win to put themselves right in the mix for that crucial tenth spot. Match three involved two teams, the 'Indians' and the 'Panthers', who could only finish mid-table at best, however match four held quite a deal of interest. The eleventh placed 'Mariners', who needed seventeen points or better to regain the tenth position they lost last Saturday afternoon at the hands of the 'Jaguars' were playing the sixth ranked but sixteenth placed and underperforming 'Panthers'.

Now there might not have been any three hundreds bowled, though one came as close as you can get, but there was some seriously good bowling starting with match one. This time it was the women leading the way for the 'Eagles' beginning with Alison Deijon's three win 814-series and that sent her opponent Maria Cartwright to the 'Sex Show' by the sixth frame of the second game and to an appointment with a member of the audience by the second frame of the third. However, as good as that series was it paled in comparison to Suzanne Fletcher's performance. Suzanne added a season best 853-series (274-290-289) — equal to her teammate Alison Deijon's team high series and second only to Stephanie King's incredible season high 880 — to her round twelve 300 game. Her poor opponent Danita Mueller, whose naked body and unquenchable appetite for sex has been a feature of almost every session she bowled in, was naked by the fourth frame of the first game and joining the 'Sex show by the third frame of the second game and was destined to be fucked by a member of the audience two frames later, a full seven frames earlier than her teammate.

Robert Miles also won his three games with a series that did nothing to harm his chances of challenging for the two male bowler positions on the representative team bound for Las Vegas while also sending his opponent to an appointment with a member of the audience. Fortunately for the 'Crows' their one A-list bowler, Les Smythe with a 242 average, helped them avoid a whitewash with a first game 286 and a third game 290 giving them their only two points in the comprehensive thrashing the 'Eagles' handed them.

In the first game of the 'Bulldogs'-'Ravens' match Alice Busby with a 257, Evan Collis — still an outside chance for a place on the representative team — with a 286 and Eamon McMillan's 272 were more than a match for Angela Charlton's matching but unsupported 286. In the second game Angela Charlton went two pins better, still without much support, however Alice Busby's second 257 received even less support and the 'Ravens' turned a two points to five deficit into an eight-six lead. Unfortunately that was that the extent of the their challenge for a spot in the top ten, Brian West's third game 279 was never going to anywhere near enough to support two sub two hundred games.

Alice Busby went within a single pin and a teetering forty-five degrees of rolling the twenty second 300 of the season and that game along with Evan Collis's 277 was enough to put paid to the 'Ravens' 14 to 10 and send Derek Charlton to an appointment with a member of the audience.

The relatively unimportant 'Indians'-Condor's game was won comfortably by the former 16 points to 8 even though they had Rachel Henderson joining the 'Sex Show'. Gina Stuart had the slim and sexy blonde down to a sexy pair of lacy black panties by the end of game one, nude and minus three by the end of the second and, to the cheers of the vocal male special ticket holders' nude and minus seven by the fifth frame of the third.

In the final game the 'Mariners as we said before needed seventeen points to jump back into the top ten; they got eighteen. Six of those came from the young members of the team, 15-year-old Anna Wilson and 16-year-old Kim Jones both of whom sent their respective opponents to the 'Sex Show'. Thanks to Anna Candy Perkins became the sixth bowler and the fourth female to finish with an appointment with a member of the audience. Despite the loss Kim's opponent, Brenda Wall, had a smile on her face a smile that broadened when she looked around and saw me removing my clothes at the interview area. The smile of course was because Brenda, a three hundred hero against us during the Saturday night session two weeks ago, finished at nude and minus five.

In the interview area Camilla and I had seven bowlers waiting for us. First up was a smiling Suzanne Fletcher.

"Congratulations Suzy on an awesome series, tell us if you can which gave you more pleasure round twelve and that 300 game or tonight's performance."

Suzanne didn't answer, instead she turned to me and after looking me up and down and whispering 'nice', said, "I think you can answer that one Justin."

Of course I could, and I did. "Nothing can replace your first ever three hundred," I said turning first to Camilla and then the camera.

I turned back to Suzanne. "It does mean a lot though doesn't it, in the context of the season I mean. Fourth spot and only two points from second," I smiled, I couldn't help it, "and of course there is next week when we play each other."

She smiled in return. "You know it's funny how the draw has turned out, we have you next week followed by the 'Lions' the week after and as if that wasn't enough pressure we finish off with 'Mariners' who will be pushing hard to defend their spot in the top ten."

"Of course it could be worse," said Camilla with a smile, "you could be in the 'Lions' position."

Suzanne managed a smile. "Trust you to put things in perspective, Millie. Yes you're probably right, it must be tough to score sixteen points and drop from second to third knowing your final three games are against the 'Hawks' (8^th), us (Eagles' 4^th) and your team Justin ('Tigers' 1^st) in the final round."

"And what a final round it should be, we have that match on Saturday afternoon and your team playing against the 'Mariners' on Saturday night which could make Sunday afternoon a final session not to be missed with the 'Power' and the 'Jaguars' quite possibly having everything to play for if results go their way. What do you think, Suzy?"

"I think it's what we all bowl for, Millie," Suzanne turned to me, "right Justin?"

"Absolutely, win lose or draw it's going to be three weeks, and especially a final round that won't be forgotten in a hurry."

"Well thank you Suzy," said Camilla who held out her arms and smiled as the well put together black haired bowler walked into her embrace and clasped her naked buttocks in her hands, "and good luck for the rest of the season," added Millie as she pressed her own smallish but perfectly formed breasts into Suzanne Fletcher's far more substantial 37Ds.

Suzy didn't wait for me to hold out my arms, she looked me up and down, walked forward, grabbed my hands, held out my arms, walked between them and pressed her lower stomach against my flaccid penis, not that it stayed that way for long. "Yummy," she said as she turned and glanced in the direction of Brenda Wall who couldn't wipe the smile off her face, "no wonder she's smiling," and she reached between us and gripped my now semi-erect penis in her right hand.

Reaching around Suzanne I patted her on the bottom, "Thank you Suzy," and watched her step back and Les Smythe of their opponents, the 'Crows', step into her place.

"Disappointing from a team perspective Les, but you must be happy with your own form."

"Very, and with our team well out of the running for a spot in the stepladder finals it was nice to add another seventeen hundred to our end of season payday."

After a few quick words with Les and after quick interviews with the 'Bulldogs' Evan Collis and the 'Mariners sexy and extremely talented youngsters Anna Wilson and Kim Jones Millie and I turned to Evan's teammate Alice Busby. My smile as I gave Alice a hug was one of sympathy. "I really don't know what to say Alice, twelve perfect balls and eleven strikes; I just don't understand how that seven pin stood up."

"Me either," said Camilla also giving her a hug, "that pin appeared to defy the laws of gravity to do so."

"Ah well, I can't really complain," she grinned, you know 'spilt milk' and all that. Besides, if anyone had told me before the season started that I would have a 236 average and have bowled a 298 and a 299 for a team that has a great chance of qualifying for the stepladder finals and have earned $8000 dollars on the way I would have said they were crazy."

"Take it from me Alice," I said taking her hand, "from us," I glanced at Camilla, "every cent of that money has been well earned and nobody in this centre or on television would begrudge you that extra fifteen hundred that pin robbed you of."

The audience were quick to voice their agreement with a very loud and unanimous round of applause.

"Thank you Alice," I said, "and good luck in your match against the 'Magpies' next Saturday night."

Next up for interviews were the candidates for the 'Fuck Fest'. Lining up seven abreast were Maria Cartwright, Danita Mueller and Francis Warren of the 'Crows', Derek Charlton of the 'Ravens', Rachel Henderson of the 'Indians' and Candy Perkins and Brenda Wall of the 'Panthers'.

Well," said Camilla as she looked them all up and down, "a feast for the senses if ever I've seen any," she turned and glanced in the direction of the closed off section of seats that held the lucky ticket holders, "and for six very lucky ticket holders."

Brenda Wall giggled, "And one commentator, I hope."

Brenda and I watched Camilla begin her task of drawing the lucky ticket holders' numbers before I moved forward and took her by the hand and turned her to face me as a cameraman moved in for a close up shot. Placing a hand on each of her perfectly formed buttocks, I pulled her tall slim body to me. Looking down she smiled at the same time as she took my erection in her hand while spreading her legs, then she moved even closer until my cock was splitting the dripping outer lips of her pussy and pushing between those delicious cheeks of her arse that I still held in my hand.