Chapter 1

"Oh for God's sake, you can't be bloody serious"

Mum was mad, spitting mad and I almost felt sorry for the little clerk behind the reception desk,

there'd been an almighty cock up and I don't really think it was his fault, but he was the one getting it from mum.

After she and dad split up, she'd decided to go away for a holiday and asked me if I wanted to go with her as I'd just split from my girlfriend after three years.

"Yeah why not?" I agreed and we went on line to find somewhere quiet where we could both relax and think about the future.

We settled on a little known island in the Indian ocean with accommodation for only three hundred couples, that was our first mistake, we didn't take the word "couples" literally!

The flight out was great, complimentary champagne put us both in a lovely mood and mum as usual, got giggly, it was when we checked in that things went pear shaped.

Each apartment had only one bedroom and one double bed, but it didn't stop there as she soon found out.

Eventually, she calmed down enough to agree that I would sleep on the couch, the resort was temptingly beautiful and neither of us would get chance for another holiday this year so it was this one or nothing,

She found out what else was wrong when we'd unpacked our things and gone for a stroll round the little resort, the notices spaced around all the beaches were in half a dozen different languages, but basically, they all said the same things, "Nude beach, no cameras and no clothes allowed"

"That's it" she said in exasperation, "We're packing and going home"

"Aw mum" I said with a grin, "Come on, chill out, it's not as if you'll be the only one naked"

"I won't be bloody naked at all" she said angrily, "I'm going home"

But we weren't because there was only one flight a week out of the resort, so like it or lump it, we were there at least for a week.

"Let's go down to a bar mum" I said trying hard not to grin, "We'll have a drink and things might look a bit better then"

"Yes, but they won't look bloody pink though"

I sat out on the private balcony whilst she changed and I only peeked once or twice, she had a lovely little bottom, small and firm, at least it looked firm as she stepped into a light summer dress with buttons all the way down the front,

"Hey mum look" I called out, "They're not all naked look"

She came out to me and we saw a young couple walking hand in hand along the beach, both might as well have been naked though, because they wore matching yellow thongs, his was bulging at the front with what looked like the beginning of an erection and the girl's barely covered her sex,

"Huh" mum said, obviously not impressed, "I don't know why they're bothering, they're showing everything anyway"

I sighed and got up to change into my shorts and we went into the village,

It was searingly hot and we were soon sweating, but at least mum's temper seemed to have improved a bit, we found a nice little bar where we could sit at tables on the pavement and watch all the tourists strolling by,

"I must say it's a beautiful little place" she said, "It's just a pity that the cocked up"

"It was our fault mum" I said, "We were in too much of a hurry to get away"

"Yes, I suppose you're right" then she giggled, "But I just can't go naked like them there" and she nodded towards a couple on the sand playing with a beach ball, the girl's breasts were huge and bouncing up and down deliciously as she ran for the ball,

"She'll lose an eye if she doesn't watch it" I said and she giggled again,

"At least I'll never have that problem"

"You've got nice breasts mum" I told her, "Just right, any more than a handful is a waste"

"Anthony!" she sounded outraged but she was blushing and grinning too, "What a thing to say to your mother"

"Well it's true" I laughed, "You've got a great body for a woman your age"

"I'm only thirty four you know, you make me sound about fifty"

"It was meant to be a compliment mum" I said, "You'd look far better than most of that lot in a bikini"

She looked to where I'd indicated and seemed to come to a decision,

"Right, I'm going to buy a bloody bikini, are you staying here?"

I shook my head, "No I'll come with you and get some more shorts"

As we got up I noticed that she unfastened the top two buttons of her dress and she giggled when she saw me looking,

"Might as well get some sun on them"

"Don't forget some sun tan lotion mum, or you'll know about it in this heat"

It was far too hot to hurry, so we strolled leisurely around the shops, it felt good when mum took my hand almost as a reflex action when we crossed the road and instead of letting go, we carried on holding hands and grinned at each other,

"I've calmed down now" she laughed, "That poor man in reception, I bet he thinks I'm a right witch"

"Well I must admit you were a bit hard on him"

We saw a little shop in front of us selling nothing but beach ware and mum dragged me in, I bought sandals, shorts and sun glasses, all before mum had started to look at the bikinis, finally though she settled on two, a lovely little white one with full back panties and the other one was pale blue with thong panties, she bought sunglasses too as well as a little wrap around loin cloth to wear over her bikini and we strolled back to our hotel for lunch.

"Well how do I look?" she walked out to where I sat on the balcony and I gulped,

"Bloody hell" I gasped, "Where's my mother?"

That pleased her and she giggled again, she was wearing the white one and she looked fabulous in it, except for one little thing,

"You look great mum" I told her, "But you need to shave"

She looked confused for a minute, then realized I meant her bikini line,

"Oh, I forgot about that, I haven't got a razor"

"Use mine, it's in the bathroom"

"Ok" she said and blushed a bright red, "You weren't supposed to look down there"

"Everybody else would mum, I was just letting you know"

It took her about fifteen minutes and then we were all set and off we went to catch some sun complete with towels, sun tan oil and a cool box with some cold orange juice,

We found a nice little spot that wasn't very crowded and lay down on out towels,

"This is the life" she said happily as she slapped the lotion all over herself, "But I can't reach my back, will you do it darling?"

"Oh if I must" I laughed and took the bottle from her whilst she turned onto her stomach, I filled my hands with the oil and spread it over her narrow back,

"Oh Anthony" she said with a sigh, "That feels so good"

I dug my fingers into her back and kneaded as I rubbed the lotion in, I did her shoulders and neck too and even unclipped her bra strap which got another little giggle from her, then I slapped some more into my hands and moved down to do her legs, she parted her thighs slightly at my request and I complimented her on them,

"You've got great legs too mum" I told her and she giggled again,

"For my age"

The white bikini panties were stretched tightly across the globes of her bottom and I felt myself stirring as I massaged the oil into her skin, I went as far as I dared to go up her thighs then just slapped a bit round the edges of her panties,

"There you go" I said and hurriedly lay on my stomach to hide my erection, at that moment a light plane flew low overhead and everyone sat up to look, mum forgot her bra top and I forgot about the bulge in my shorts until she said softly,

"Sorry Anthony, did I do that?"

I looked round at her and saw her breasts, they were full and soft looking, each one tipped with a rosy coloured nipple and they looked absolutely delicious,

"You're still doing it mum"

She realized that she was topless and shrugged,

"Oh sod it" she giggled, "You've seen them now, what the hell"

She lay on her back then and said softly that she wished she'd had that effect on my father,

"Dad was a bloody idiot mum" I said, "I bet he's wishing he was still with you now"

"I doubt it darling, don't forget his girlfriend's only nineteen"

"Yes mum and don't you forget that in ten years time, dad'll be about forty and he'll be struggling to get it up"

She snorted at that and laughed out loud,

"He struggles now darling" she giggled, "I had to promise him the earth for two weeks beforehand if I wanted, well you know"

"It's his loss mum believe me it is"

"Aren't you nice?" she said and leaned over to kiss me on my cheek, I felt her nipple brush against my shoulder and then felt her slapping some sun oil onto my back,

"I've got to do this, or you'll burn"

"Mum, for God's sake you're not helping things are you?"

"Sorry darling" she giggled again, "I'm going for a swim, coming?"

"Not just at the moment mum, it's a little bit obvious isn't it?"

"Oops" and she ran down to the water,

I concentrated on everything I could to make my bloody erection go down, but it was useless everything came back to mum in the hotel room wearing just her little white panties.

In the end I thought "sod it" and got up to run like hell into the water, mum saw me coming and urged me as she laughed, thankfully I made it without any obvious mishaps like my penis leaping out of my shorts and it was with some relief that I dived in and swam lazily for a minute or two.

The water was lovely and warm and we splashed each other for a while and generally fooled around, mum was laughing like I hadn't seen her laugh for a long time and when we finally left the water, I put an arm around her waist and kissed her wet hair,

"Are you glad you stayed now mum?"

"Yes, I always intended staying darling, it was just a bit of a shock at first"

We walked back up the beach and gathered our belongings, before going back to the hotel for dinner and a shower, it had been a long day, so we sat on our balcony overlooking the beach until mum yawned and suggested we retire for the night,