Josef and I had been friends for years when he suggested that we room together near our new university, and I thought it was a great idea. He and I always got along, kind of like siblings, though we weren’t related. My friends always said that he had a crush on me, but I didn’t see it. He wasn’t really my type, anyway: kind of plain, average height and build, with brown hair and glasses. In comparison, my boyfriend Aaron was tall, blonde, and muscular from the wrestling club in school. He was staying back in our home town and we were making a long distance go of it.

The only problem, though, was my high sex drive. Aaron and I used to fuck several times a week when we could find some time and privacy, him pumping his muscular body into my curvy one, his strong fingers looped into my curly brunette hair until he made us both cum, his filling up a condom. Now that we were halfway across the country from each other, I was frustrated ... I’d never really masturbated, not having had much interest in sex prior to Aaron (though he’d awoken a beast inside me!), and my recent attempts were awkward and discouraging. I’d even been having trouble concentrating on my schoolwork, and Josef noticed.

“Hey, Katya, my psychology teacher has these MP3 files that you can listen to as you fall asleep ... apparently they really help with focus.”

“I’ll try anything at this point,” I moped. “Airdrop ‘em to me?”

That night, I started the first file on my phone as I lay back on my bed. The older man’s voice was slow and even, talking about breathing patterns, thought exercises, and ... other stuff? I fell asleep pretty quick. It took a few days of listening to the files, but I found that I was able to gradually get into the university groove. I got a B+ on my next test, which was higher than what I had expected in my perpetually-horny condition.

After listening to the files for a couple of weeks, I finally bought myself a dildo online. That very night, as I undressed for bed, I felt almost ... self-conscious? It was odd, but I’d never pleasured myself with a toy before. I lay back on my bed and directed the tip of the flesh-colored fake cock between my very wet pussy lips, visibly prominent from the trim I had given my dark pubic hairs earlier that evening. The penis was about six inches long and a little thicker than Aaron’s member, so I made sure to gather up some of my juices onto the head before I pulled it inside my hot little hole.

“Oh...” Finally, that wonderful feeling of a cock inside me once again! I lay back as that strangely-warm phallus thrust inside ... um, I mean I pulled it inside of me. Yes, it was definitely a little thicker than Aaron’s, plus I hadn’t had anything inside of me in weeks, so I felt a bit stretched ... but in a good way!

Suddenly, I felt a warm pulsing inside me as the dildo went all the way in ... that felt weird! “Uh?” I pulled the sex toy out and a gush of white liquid followed. “What...?!”

I blinked. Right, I had ordered the spurting dildo option, because ... I liked the feeling of cum inside me? But Aaron and I had always used condoms, so I didn’t know what that actually felt like. Well, I guess I did now! I reached down to gather some of the pearlescent liquid up on a couple of fingers as it slipped out of my vagina. It had cooled a little, but looked very real ... it was amazing what they could do these days.

Still, the stupid thing had gone off early! I grumbled as I grabbed it and pulled it back to my soaked pussy lips. It seemed somehow less firm now, but I managed to get it back inside. I whined wantonly as I thrust the sex toy inside. Soon, I was able to get a good rhythm going and I could feel my orgasm approaching. “C’mon, c’mon...” I moaned. Almost ... almost... “Yes!” I screamed out as I came, my back arching as I thrust my hips up at my new dildo. This time, the device went off properly, throbbing deep inside me at the same time as my insides gripped it. “Oh!” It felt interesting having that hot, wet, pulsing pressure deep inside as I orgasmed, extending my release for a few additional seconds before I collapsed, sated. The dildo slipped out as I shuffled under my covers and hummed in satisfaction, feeling the fake cum soak into my depths.

“How’d you sleep?” Josef asked me as I stumbled out into the living room the next morning, running late for class.

“Great!” I grabbed a croissant and shoved it into my mouth as I pulled on my shoes.

“So those relaxation files really work, huh?”

“Mm hm!” I hummed as I pulled on my coat. I was not about to tell him about my new sex toy and the orgasm that had blown the consciousness out of my head.

I got back home after class feeling incredibly horny. I had peed earlier that day and a little of the fake semen had slipped out. Just the thought of some of that artificial cum still being inside my needy pussy was making me hot as hell, and I needed my new toy, right now!

“Oh, dildooo...” I sing-songed as I headed down the hallway to my bedroom and opened the door. “Where are you?” It wasn’t on my bed as expected ... had I knocked it onto the floor? I knelt down, showing my curved ass off to anyone who might have been looking into my room at that point, but of course Josef wouldn’t be home right now because ... um ... some reason.

I looked back to see the dildo sticking out from the wall at hip height, hard and ready. Right, it had the suction cup feature as well. I’d really splurged on this model ... and why not? It was worth it to get my Bachelor’s and later Master’s in Business Administration, and the cost of this lovely toy would be minimal in comparison with my future salary. I quickly lifted my skirt, pulled my soaked panties aside, and backed my well-lubricated pussy onto the fake phallus. “Mmm...” I moaned as the thick toy filled me up, backing off and sidling my rounded hips to help it delve deeper inside my sultry depths. “Ohh, I needed this ... amazing...” I groaned as I humped myself on that cock. “Ngh ... ngh...” With my hands free, I decided to pull off my blouse and free my B-cup breasts from the confines of their lacy bra in order to squeeze at my nipples as I fucked back at that rubber (or was it silicone?) prong ... well, whatever it was made of, it felt incredibly real as it delved deep inside me.

Then I felt it pulsing again. “Goddamnit...” I groaned as it prematurely filled me up with fake cum once more. I was going to have to call the company to complain. Undaunted, I continued fucking back at it until I came as well, though it didn’t spurt a second time. “Yesss ... fuck...” I moaned as I tweaked my nipples and felt that orgasmic thrill spread through me.

“When did you get home?” I asked Josef as I exited the shower a little later.

“Just a few minutes ago,” he responded as his eyes momentarily shifted to my thighs peeking out just below my towel. Then he turned away, his cheeks reddening.

That night, I called the dildo company as I searched for my elusive sex toy. The phone number seemed familiar but I couldn’t place it. Once I got a tech support guy on the line, I explained about the toy’s hair trigger.

“Um, you’ll have to calibrate it,” the young man explained, his voice sounding like he was purposefully making it deeper.

“Okay ... I just need to find it,” I grumped as I searched my bedside drawer.

“Try the top of your bed.”

I turned to see the dildo standing erect on the covers. Right, it had a waist-shaped base it could be plugged into so that I could ride it. “Found it ... how do I calibrate it? Uh huh ... really?” I put the support guy on speaker as I plopped my phone on the bedside table, pulled off my sweatpants and panties, and straddled that six-inch fake cock.

“Just settle onto it, verrry slowly,” the guy directed me.

For some reason his voice seemed like he was in the room with me and not on the phone. I rubbed my already-wet pussy lips along the tip and popped it inside. It felt really good and I was going to take more of it in, but it seemed that the support guy was pretty intuitive.

“Just hold it there ... hold it...”

“Gnnh...” I moaned.

“Okay, push down a bit ... just a bit...”

“Hhnn...”

“Hold it...”

“Fuuuck...”

“You’re doing great, Katya ... now a little more...”

Had I told him my name? I must have. “Mmm...”

The guy’s voice was getting breathy. “Hold it ... don’t move ... just let it, uh, calibrate inside you.”

My thighs were shaking. “Can’t hold it ... I need to...”

“Okay, push down all the way.”

“Ohh goddd...” I swear I could feel the tip brush my cervix.

“Good ... that’s good. Now just rest a moment. Take off the rest of your clothes.”

Otherwise distracted by the incredible sensations, I quickly pulled off my top and bra.

“Fuck ... uh, I mean, good. Now reach down and play with your clit while it’s all the way inside you ... get it used to how tight you are.”

I did as directed, rubbing at my love nubbin as I ground down upon that magnificent dick. “Uh ... uhh...”

“Let me know when you’re getting close.”

“Ngh ... okay ... almost...”

“Now start riding it, hard!”

“Yessss!” I hissed as I bounced upon that fake phallus, leaning forward and grabbing the bed sheets for leverage. “Oh fuck ... ohh fuuck ... OHH FUUUCKK!” Then I was cumming hard, and the dildo started spurting, blasting that hot cum deep inside me. “Ohh ... I feeeel ittt ... GNHHH!” I collapsed forward, losing all strength as the sensations overwhelmed me. “Guh ... fughh...”

When I finally recovered, I looked over at my phone but the call had ended. Maybe the tech support guy had to go take care of himself after that intense interaction? Well, I hoped he’d have as good a release as I had. I lay there, extremely satisfied, with that warm load of fake cum soaking into my depths as I faded into unconsciousness.

I had a dream that someone — my boyfriend Aaron, I guess — was in bed with me, and I cuddled up to him. When I woke in the morning, though, I was, of course, alone, but I found my dildo right next to me, hard and ready again. I climbed aboard, in reverse cowgirl this time, and rode my little dogie until we came together once more, my magnificent, properly-calibrated toy filling my sweltering depths with its fake semen as my orgasming body urged it deeper inside.