It wasn't that I didn't like my dad, it was just that I thought he was kind of a buffoon. A buffoon that had got real lucky, but he was the kind of guy who never realized it was luck that got him to where he was. It was Dad's good fortune to be at the right place at the right time and by a series of coincidences end up married to a woman who was far superior to him in just about every way.

When she was young Mom had gone to an all girl school. One night she met my father at one of those mixers. Dad was what one might call a townie, he had grown up in a large family in the same town that my Mom was going to college in. The night they were to meet, Mom's boyfriend had called to tell her that he thought their relationship wasn't working out ( he would later call begging to get back together, but by then it was too late) and that they should take a break from each other. Mom took the idea pretty hard and decided that it was a good night to get loaded on cheap beer and to find the nearest available guy and lose herself in a night of tawdry sex. The nearest available guy was my father - a guy whose life was about to change radically. It seemed the condom that my Dad was using had been in his wallet a little too long, that night it couldn't stand the action and it broke. The result of that happy accident would turn out to be my oldest sister.

Mom being a good girl, married my father and they proceeded to settle down and have two more kids, with me being the youngest. By the time I was 17 she had just turned 42 and my older sister and older brother had moved out of the house.

Let me tell you a little bit about my Mom, she looks a lot like Ally McBeal, except with much bigger breasts and not as skinny. Nobody would ever call my Mom over weight, but she was quite curvy (in all the right places. She had a face like an angel, and beautiful naturally curly hair that a little past her shoulders. But, her most compelling quality was a kind of sexual magnetism she exuded. Where ever we went I always noticed men staring at her, sometimes in the most lustful fashions. Nobody seemed to be immune to her to her charms. Men were constantly tripping all over themselves trying to please her, and most of the time they would make complete fools of themselves. As far as I knew she had never been unfaithful to my father, even though, as he had once told me ( with some pride) that he didn't see the need to have sex more than once a month.

Even my friends were not immune. One day, over a few beers my friend Chad told me that he was in love with my Mom. I thought he was joking, but the more we talked the more he convinced me he was serious. Chad was a star football player for our high school ( that's how I knew him. I played defensive end on the team) and a good-looking son of a bitch. In addition to his handsome face and body, Chad was hung like a horse. I knew that he could get any girl in the school, so I was surprised to find out that he was fixated on my mother. When he asked me if it bothered me that he wanted to sleep with my Mom, I had to confess that it didn't, and if he wanted to go for it, he was more than welcome to. I also told him I didn't think he had much of a shot.

I didn't think much more about it, until a week later when Chad brought up the subject again. He said he had been racking his brains but had not been able to come up with an idea of how to go about getting into my Mom's pants. I suggested he borrow his brother's van conversion ( a great fuck truck if there ever was one) and I'd talk my Mom into coming to the drive-in movies with us. I told him, we'd all have a few beers and at some point I'd split, and he'd have his shot. The one condition I laid down for arranging the whole thing was that he would hook up a video camera in the van so I could catch the action. Chad enthusiastically agreed. He felt that if I could help him get her drunk he would take it from there.

That weekend my father left for a out of town golfing trip with some of his buddies. So, Chad and I realized that it was the perfect time to put our plan in to action. I told my Mom that Chad and I were going to a drive in movie, because a girl I knew might be there. She laughed and told me good luck. That evening right before I left I innocently asked my Mom what her plans were, she told me that she didn't have any. I told her she should come with us to the movies. At first she laughed and asked us why in the world two young studs like us would be interested in having an old lady along.

"We're not interested in having a old lady along. We're interested in having my young sexy Mom come with us." I said, and then added, "why just the other day Chad was telling me that he thought that I had the best looking Mom of anyone we knew."

Mom was flattered, and I thought I detected an air of excitement when I said that. I wondered if Chad may have a better chance with her then I was giving him credit for. Mom finally agreed that maybe it would be fun to go, and at least it would get her out of the house.

Chad picked us up at 6:30 in his brother's van conversion. Chad came from a rich family, and the van was posh. It had a no windows in the back ( for privacy), a double bed, and a killer stereo system. A perfect date vehicle. As Mom and I were getting into the front seat, Chad whispered to me that the camera was all set. I winked at him and off the three of us went.

Mom looked great that night, she was wearing a white tank top and a pair of tight fitting Levi's. She must have been wearing a wonder bra, because her tits looked magnificent. Chad said that there was some cold beer in the fridge, and Mom and I were welcome to it. He said that would stay the designated driver. Mom joked that my friends always seemed on such good behavior when she was around. I laughed and wondered what she would think of Chad's behavior later. I went back and got a six pack from the fridge, by the time we got to the drive-in Mom and I were ready to start in on a new six pack.

The drive- in was showing a double feature of horror movies. The Movie was not very good, which fit nicely in to the plan. By the first half-hour Mom was bored, and said that her head was spinning a little. Chad suggested she go lie down and Mom took him up on his offer. About five minutes later, Chad flipped a switch on the dashboard, whispered to me, "video camera." I gave him the thumbs up and patted him on the back and wished him good luck as he climbed in to the back of the van.

"What are you doing back here?" I heard my Mom ask. "I thought I would just have a couple of tokes on a joint I brought," Chad said, "want a hit?"

"I've never tried it before," Mom said.

"First time for everything," said Chad, as I heard him spark the joint.

Sticking her head out from behind the curtains that separated the front from the back Mom said, " Chad, wants me to get high with him, what do you think, kiddo? "

"Go for it." I said, " You're not an American until you've gotten high in the back of a van at the drive in." I heard Mom laugh and she said to Chad, "OK, I don't want to be unpatriotic. What do I do."

Chad explained to her how to inhale, and in a few moments I heard her softly coughing. After that there was silence for awhile, except for the movie, as they must have been passing the joint back and forth.

"Don't you want any of this?" I heard my mom ask me.

"No thanks, hon, I'm cool," I replied.

"I feel very relaxed," my Mom said. "I can make you feel more relaxed," Chad said, "lie down and let me rub your back."

"Well I won't say no to a back rub," Mom giggled. "Thank you kind sir."

I heard her stretching out on the bed. "Now, don't let me catch your hands wandering to low."

After a couple of minutes I heard Mom let out a low moan and say, "You're very good at this." I took that as a cue to leave.

"Hey, guys," I said, "I just saw that girl I told you about walk by, I'm going to follow her. Take off when you feel like it, I'll get a ride home from her."

Mom stuck her head out again. "Are you sure? We can wait for you."

"I'm sure," I said.

I heard Chad say "hey you, I'm not finished with you." And I saw mom being tugged in to the back again. Mom reached out and grabbed my hand and squeezed. "Got to go now," she said grinning, "have a great time."

"You too," I said and climbed out of the van.

I caught a ride home with some friends, and went up to my room to watch some tube and wait for my Mom to come home. Around 3 AM I heard Chad's Van starting up the driveway. I quickly turned out the light before they came in to view and watched. The Van pulled up and Chad turned off the engine. I sat and watched for almost 15 minutes, finally the door opened and my Mom got out. She looked a little wobbly. Chad climbed out and went to her side and grabbed her as she was walking a way. He pulled her back towards him and kissed her. The kiss grew quite passionate and the Mom opened Chad's shirt and began kissing his chest. Chad started rubbing mom's crotch through her jeans. Finally Mom pushed him away and said good night and came in side. I pretended to sleep as I heard Mom stop by my door and then walk down the hall to her room.