Chapter 9

It was a couple of weeks later. I was driving home from a meeting when my phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Hi honey." It was Lisa.

I wondered if this was going to be another tormenting phone sex session with my wife and Larry. It was great to listen to, but very distracting, especially while driving. The week before I had gotten pulled over during one of these sessions.

I thought back to that time, barely a week ago.

At the time, Lisa was moaning into the phone, and I was absent-mindedly fondling my hard cock that was tenting my pants, when I saw the red light in my rear view mirror.

"Shit", I said.

Lisa noticed my change in demeanor and said, "Wha... What's wrong?"

I noticed my tone stopped what she was doing, as I said, "I'm being pulled over. I must have been, uh, distracted."

I heard giggling, then her talking to Larry in the background, as I pulled to the side of the Freeway.

"Honey", she said, "Larry has an idea."

She giggled some more, and I could tell that he was still inside her from her throaty sounds. She quickly relayed what I should say and the idea they had.

"Are you nuts", I said.

"What's the worst that can happen? You get a ticket anyway", she said.

"Shit", I said again, "Actually a little of the truth might be fun, but this is a little, you know, strange."

As the Officer walked up to the car, I told Lisa what was going on, and told her to hold on. Cops these days are very cautious, and for good reason. When he saw me moving around in the car, it must have set an alarm off for him, as he approached the car with his hand on his gun. Since I had my headset on, I'm sure she could hear what was going on, which distracted me further, especially knowing what, or who was inside her at the moment.

"Hello, sir, do you know how fast you were going", he said, which almost broke me into a laugh. That line just sounds so corny.

"Why, no sir, I don't", I said, "I was on the phone, and wasn't aware of what of how fast I was going. My, uh, well..."

"What is it, sir. I noticed you were weaving a little. Have you been drinking today, although it seems a little early in the day for that", he said.

"No, no, not at all", I replied. I gathered my thought, took a deep breath, feeling a little humiliated (but this is what we want, I thought. Well, here goes nothing). I continued, "Well, sir, actually, uh, well, the fact is..."

"What is it", he asked.

"Well, my wife and I were kind of playing, er, I mean, she was talking dirty to me on the phone. She was, uh, (God I hope I'm not on COPS and my parents see this) playing with herself and getting me, er, well, excited", I replied, embarrassed.

His eyes bulged for a moment, then he started smiling. He looked down for a second, into my seat, obviously noticing my excited state, then back up at me, trying to stifle a chuckle.

"I see", he said, "And how do I know this, and that this is just not you making an excuse?"

I could tell he was getting mileage out of this one. 'One he could tell his buddies, I'm sure', I thought. This is where the second part of what my wife told me came into play. This, to me was "outside of the scene" as it were, but since I was talking to her while she was having sex, for some reason, it felt exciting. 'What the hell, let's go with it', I thought.

"Well, uh, sir, you could talk to her to confirm this", I said, blushing furiously.

"Yes, I could certainly do that", he said. His face betrayed him completely now, as he had a full grin on his face. 'Almost lust filled', I thought, 'If he only knew what was really going on with my wife this very minute.'

I slowly, hesitantly, handed him the phone, disconnecting the headset so he could hear into the earpiece.

"Hello", he said, "This is Officer Erickson of the California Highway Patrol."

(Lisa described her part later, which I'll describe now)

"Hello, Officer", Lisa said, "Is my husband alright?"

"Yes, he's just fine", he said, "He just told me what you were doing, however, so why don't you describe to me what you were doing?"

Lisa was waiting for this cue, as was Larry, as he started fucking her again, "Well, sir, I wassss... unnngghh... talking to him kinda... Kinda... Nasty. I... I'mmmm sorry if I... uh I mean, we, caused any... uhhh... problems!"

From my end I could see him talk, then listen, then a huge, almost knowing smile on his face. 'He heard my wife cum on the phone', I thought. I was blushing and so excited all at the same time. 'If he only knew just how she came', I thought, as I heard him talking again.

"Not at all, ma'am", he said, "I'm glad you are, enjoying yourself. Just wait until he gets home before you, uh..." He looked over at me with a shit-eating grin, "Enjoy yourself like that."

"Thank you... UNNGGHH... Off... Offic... AHHH", her side of the phone cut out.

From his expression on the phone, I knew, I just knew what he had heard. It was humiliating, and one of the most exciting things I've semi-witnessed in my life. I knew I'd probably never see him again, which made it all the more forbidden.

"Well, uhh", he seemed to try to collect himself. I noticed his pants were bulging: I couldn't help but notice, given that I was sitting and he was standing as he handed the phone back to me. "Anyway, sir, I believe you that you weren't drinking. I got your, err, wife's assurance, that you wouldn't be, ahem, distracted the rest of the way home. You have more than paid heed to this, sir, so I'll let you off with a warning. She seems to be, uh, done for the moment, just make sure you aren't distracted like that on the rest of your drive home. Take it easy, although I know that will be tough for you getting back to a horny minx like that!"

He said the last part laughing, as he walked back to his cruiser. I was dumbstruck. Of all the times, and all the places, here and now is the first time I had ever gotten off with just a warning. I've heard stories in my life about how women, including my wife, had gotten out of tickets numerous times by our age, sometimes by turning on the waterworks, other times by being cute. With men, it was usually "no way". Looking at him, I knew he had more than payment enough from what he heard on the phone. I stumbled through my "Thanks, Officer", as I started the car and back onto the freeway. Lisa had laughed so hard that night when I got home, I knew she also had material to last a while.

I found out later that he was in her ass until I got pulled over. At that point, he pulled out and went to the bathroom and washed up, 'That's why she was relatively calm at first', I thought, then he got into her pussy, holding in place balls deep in her pussy until Officer Erickson started talking to her. 'Damn, Larry is a sly fox', I thought in admiration, as Lisa described her side of the conversation.

Her voice on the phone brought me back to the present.

"Are you still there, or are you being 'pulled over' again", she said, laughing.

"No, nothing like that. What's up", I asked.

"Nothing really, this isn't one of those phone calls", she said laughing.

"Oh", was all I could manage to say, and then started laughing at the absurdity of it all.

"Anyway, I have a package waiting for me. It should be home today, and I won't be home until after you get home. Whatever you do, please do not open it", she said.

"Where are you", I asked, hoping that things would get hot.

"I'm at my volunteer job. They needed someone today, and Larry had to go look at a potential new project."

My disappointment must have shown through as I said, "Alright, I'll put the package in our bedroom when I get home then."

"Thanks, honey, and don't worry, you won't be disappointed", she said, noticing the tone in my voice. "Bye honey."

"Bye love", I said, pressing END on the cell phone.

I got home, parked in the garage, then I walked to the front door, opening it. Sure enough, there was a package from UPS that was sitting in front of our door. It was a little bulky, but not too heavy. 'Clothes', I thought as I brought it in the house and put it in our bedroom. Setting it down, I looked at the return address. It was innocuous, but it was also an address we had ordered from before. An address where we usually got our toys and racier clothes. My cock started getting hard as I set it down and walked out into the hallway. 'I can't wait to see the fashion show tonight', I thought, while in the back of my mind I wondered if there would be such a show, at least for me.

Lisa came home, and I greeted her with a loving, deep kiss: One loaded with passion, to let her know that I was anxious. The kids were in the living room, and she sat down and we talked about her day. She's loving this, and wants to get full value out of my sexual frustration, I thought, as she was as nonchalant as she could be, which, of course, drove me nuts. We talked with the kids and they then left the room to go off and do what teenagers do: Talk on the phone and chat on the Internet with friends. One of them, our son, later left to go out. In the meantime, Lisa would just talk about everyday things, but from the gleam in her eye, she was loving every minute of it.

I finally could take no more. "Honey, the package is back in the bedroom, don't you want to open it?"

"Patience, love, we'll take a look soon enough. You might even enjoy some of them", she said with a grin on her face.

I let it drop for the moment, as we went about cooking dinner and going through our evening. We talked a bit about the long weekend we were going to be taking, just the two of us out on the coast. We were looking forward to spending time together, admiring the scenery and some nice romantic dinners. Larry hadn't objected or really said anything about it. As he put it to Lisa, "That's a part of your marriage, and I won't intrude on your trip." We were leaving in 2 days, spending 4 days at the coast.

Things started quieting down for the evening, and I was trying desperately to read a book, anything to take my mind off the contents of the box.

Finally she got up from her chair in the living room and said, "Well, let's go back to bed. I know it's killing you to know what's in the box."

I got up like the chair was an ejection seat, propelling me back towards the bedroom. I went in and sat on the bed next to the package acting like a little kid at Christmas. She walked in behind me and almost burst out laughing at the expression on my face.

"Well, now, aren't we excited", she said, trying her hardest to keep a straight face.

She walked over to the stereo in our room and turned it on, putting on some soft, sexy music. It not only set the mood, but it also allowed us to talk more loudly without the kids hearing us. Fortunately she didn't keep me in suspense any longer as she started opening the box. My cock was rock hard in anticipation.

She opened the box, and started pulling some of the items out. It was some very sexy lingerie, something in a box, and, finally, what looked like a rigid white teddy.

"It's a corset", Lisa said, removing my curiosity.

She stood up and held it in from of her, turning it to the back then the front again. It had the classic bone type structure to it to keep it rigid with laces in the back, while it had detachable straps on the bottom of it to attach stockings if she wanted. It didn't cover her tits, and looked like it would reduce her waist by a couple of sizes at least. My cock was a hard as steel, and I could see her getting flush.

"Larry asked if I could get one. I've always wanted one anyway, so it was a good excuse", she said, "Now let's get undressed."

Well, I didn't need to be told twice, as I stripped down in record time. Lisa got undressed as well, bending over away from me as she took her shoes off to make sure I got a great view of her shapely ass and also see the glistening of juices forming on her pussy. She turned around, giving me a view of her tits and shaven mound, smiling at me with lust in her eyes. She then bent over and picked up the corset.

"Put it on me", she said, handing it to me.

My hands were literally shaking as I took the corset from her. I've always wanted to see her in one, although I didn't know she always wanted one also. I got on my knees and held it open, allowing her to step into it. I caressed her calves, then thighs, then ass, moving up as I slid the corset up her body, stopping at a point just below her breasts.

"Alright, here goes nothing. Lace it up, lover boy", Lisa said, looking into my eyes.

I went behind her and started lacing up the corset.

"We'll try it as tight as I can take it, but I don't think I'll be able to take it all the way tightened yet", she said, as I pulled the shoestring-like laces tighter around her. As I did this, I asked her how she was doing, and she said fine, so I kept going, tightening it more.

At one point she said, "Oh, I know you're off tomorrow, will you come with me to see Larry?"

"Of course, honey", I said as I continued my work. I could never turn down a chance to see my wife get fucked in person.

Finally she said, "Alright, right there. No more."

I then tied the ends of the strings up, tying her body into place. She then turned around to face me again. The corset had made her into an even more hourglass shape than her normal shape, and also reducing her waistline. It also served to make her tits jut out more.

"How do you feel", I asked.

"A little light headed, but I think I can take it. I know I'm not going jogging with this on, though", she laughed. "I'm so turned on, though, I need you to lick me now!"

With that, she lay on the bed, and I got between her thighs. She was definitely turned on, as her pussy was red and open, waiting penetration, however, that wasn't what she wanted, not at the moment. I started lightly nipping and licking along her outer labia, driving her wild in anticipation, then slowly moving to her inner labia, before lightly dragging my tongue across her clitoris.

"Oh", she gasped in surprise.

I kept going, switching off between sticking my tongue inside her and licking and nibbling on her clitoris. Her legs were spread wide and back, with her knees to the sides of her tits. I reached up with my hands and started twisting and tweaking her nipples while my mouth and jaw did all the work below. She was reaching a peak quickly.

"Oh, I'm light head... Unnghh! Oh yes! Yes! AHHHH", she screamed as she came hard. I slowed down my licking, bringing her down from her peak, lapping up her juices. As she relaxed she said, "Wow! That was a strong one. The corset makes me a little light headed, which seems to make it more powerful."

"Glad I was able to help", I said grinning as I raised my face which was smeared with her juices.

She turned to her side of the bed, getting something, then handed it to me. It was a condom.

"I want you inside me, but remember you can't cum inside me", she said.

I rolled the condom on, and then positioned myself at the entrance to her pussy. She put her legs around me and pulled me in balls deep with one thrust.

"Yes, that's what I need", she said as I started fucking her.

I could tell that she didn't want it sweet and slow so I started pounding in and out of her, pulling out with each stroke so that only the head of my cock was still in her before plunging back in all the way until my balls slapped her ass. The condom proved to be a mixed blessing. While I couldn't feel her slick juices it also dulled the sensation enough so I could last a little while before I would have to pull out.

We were going at it frantically, eventually bouncing the box and it's contents onto the floor. She came again, very hard, and I was right at the point of no return.

She noticed this and said, "Pull out Tim, quickly!" She was half cumming and half alarmed at the same time, which was quite a unique combination as it looked in her face and as I heard it in her voice.

I did and my cock throbbed in place for a few moments, as Lisa looked to see if the inevitable was going to happen. It didn't, but neither of us dared to touch it, either, at least, not for a while. I thought I was going to explode, literally.

"That was close", she said to me.

"I think we hit the very extreme of my endurance", I said as my breathing was returning to normal.

We both lay on the bed for a while, cooling down. I was still rock hard, but I could at least touch it without ejaculating, so I slid the condom off of my hard cock. I felt the getting to be familiar ache as my balls felt the pent up need to explode with no relief.

We chatted for a while, to cool down even more, in the meantime we both got up and I unlaced the corset, and she stepped out of it. Finally I asked her about the rest of the contents in the box.

"Oh, like you saw, just some lingerie. I'm saving it for the trip", she said.

"Am I going to get a fashion show", I asked. I loved her 'fashion shows'.

"When we get there, I'm sure I can arrange that", Lisa said snickering.

"What about that box", I said.

"Oh that! Well, it's a surprise. You'll find out soon enough", she said without elaborating further.

We then put everything away. She put the lingerie into the suitcase we had out for the trip, and put the box in her purse, which I thought was interesting. 'Maybe it's a present for Larry', I thought.

We got into bed and turned out the lights. As we usually sleep, her back was to me in a spoon position, and my hard but neglected cock was hard, pressed against her ass. It took me a while to get to sleep, and I woke up a couple of times, finding myself with my hand around my cock, stroking myself. I would do so, thinking 'How would anyone know', but I would stop myself, and go back to sleep, only to have the process repeated a few hours later.

We woke up the next morning a little late in the morning. I didn't feel like I got a full night sleep, and my hard cock was still pressed against her ass, as she turned over to greet me.

"Good morning, Love", she said.

"Good morning, Honey", I replied.

"You look a little tired still. Have a restless night", she asked.

"I'll be alright, honey", I said, "Besides I'll get to go with you to Larry's today. I'm looking forward to that."

"I'm glad honey", she said kissing me on the cheek.

The kissing started to get more heated after a few minutes, however, as we intertwined our tongues, and each of us would nip at an earlobe or nibble on a neck. Lisa finally pulled away slowly.

"I love kissing you", she said.

"Me too", I replied.

"Well, let's get up and go get me filled up", she said.

I looked at her in surprise and a little shock, also with a smile on my face. She usually doesn't talk that brazen, it was a side of her that I hadn't seen very often.

We got up and showered. I went first, then got out and put on a pair of shorts and a golf shirt. Lisa followed a little while later, and walked over to me holding the corset.