"This is not going to work, Bob."

"Which quotes Jeanette Brennan when I suggested kissing her, which quoted Jeanette Brennan when I suggested her being on top."

"I never objected to your kissing me. What..."

"I still have elbow scars on my ribs to prove otherwise."

"Well, there's a time and a place for everything."

"And if I wasn't supposed to kiss that place, why did God give you lips down there?"

"And I only objected to being on top in a tent."

"Yah shuure."

"It didn't really work."

"It worked fine. You enjoyed yourself. You were just a wet blanket before and after. Anyway..."

"Ann says that bad puns are grounds for annulment."

"Anyway, it only stands to reason that lovemaking on our honeymoon would be more in tents. You and Ann are engaging in wishful thinking. We need, I think, a wall for you to lean against."

"Or we could try a bed for me to lie on."

"Party pooper. Kiss!"

"Mmmm."

"Mhm ... I like you."

"I like you too, goofy as you are."

"You're ready. Let's try."

"It's not going in, should I roll forward like this."

"Better ... But not good enough."

"Let me."

"Having your hand on Junior is not going to get him lower, however much you push down."

"Why are you so much higher than I am?"

"Darling, I'm six - one. You are five - eight. However much you want us to be the same height."

"And a half."

"Five - eight and a half."

"Boy, now I know you're horny. You'd never admit the half inch, otherwise."

"I think that you have better evidence before you."

"Didn't they do this in The Godfather? How?"

"She had an especially big vagina."

"Now it's my fault."

"That you are healthy? That was a medical problem."

"I know the problem."

"What?"

"Pfft. Junior's pointed right at my belly button. He thinks that's where he goes in. Pfpfpft."

"Pff. Hinh hinh hinh ... Dammit, Jeanette, I can't have a belly laugh and an erection at the same time."

"I've read about these situations, men with erection problems blaming their mates."

"My erection problem is strictly temporary, thank you. Ignore him and he'll come back. Don't you remember your sophomore year?"

"Yes. And you blamed me for your problem back then, too."

"Let's go to bed."

"I think another member of your family suggested that long ago. Glad you've caught up."

"The hell of it is that London prostitutes used to do it standing up all the time. It's ridiculous that two people as smart as we are can't figure it out."