Just for fun Elaine and Harker dressed up and visited an estate sale.

“Some pretty nice things,” Elaine commented.

“Yeah, but I like new things,” Harker said. “This stuff is all old.”

“Does that mean you won’t like me when I get old?” Elaine asked.

“You’ll never get old,” Harker said.

“That’s true,” Elaine agreed, her face full of mirth. “But what about this bookcase? Isn’t it cute? Doesn’t it have character? I mean it’s so different from...”

“Too much character,” Harker said. “Look, one of the shelves is cockeyed.”

“True,” said Elaine. “But cockeyed aint necessarily bad.”

“It’s not?”

“Take your cock, for example,” Elaine said.

“My cock?”

“Yeah, it leans decidedly to the left.”

“It does?”

“Uh huh. But it’s adorable. It has character. And also it’s so much fun to straighten out. In fact, I’m itching to straighten it out right now.”

With that, Elaine and Harker left the estate sale.

“But maybe we should have bought that bookcase,” Elaine said as she fondled Harker’s post-fuck penis.

“Seriously? What would we put on it?”

“You’re right,” Elaine said. “We’ll just make do with this. For now.”