Breaking in a new piece of furniture can be fun. Here are the basic steps.

Harker and I picked out this oak end table. It’s heavy and appears to be quite substantial. We especially like the wood grain. It also has a nifty single drawer. We haven’t decided yet what to put in it. For that matter, we haven’t yet decided where to put the table.

The first step is for us to get naked. After all, we’re dealing with bare wood. So we should be on equal footing. That doesn’t mean we won’t show it who’s boss. I’m boss! I left my panties on, not because I’m afraid of splinters. It seemed the polite thing to do. Then I perched myself upon the table and began shifting my hips slightly while squeezing my inner cunt. I did this partly for myself and partly for Harker’s benefit. I wanted to be nice and juicy for him, but I also wanted the reveal to be a bit of a surprise. Okay, it was mostly for my benefit. Turning myself on in front of Harker turns me on. I had a sweet little orgasm. Ha ha, there’s really no such thing as a little orgasm. They come in sizes big, bigger, and earth-shattering. My (I mean our) new table took my first cum without an untoward wobble.

Next I had Harker draw my panties up off my legs. “Mmm, I love how your sex looks and smells,” he said. “I’m just going to—”