Chapter 54: Pop Quiz

The weekend went all too quickly. On Saturday, the girls went to the movies and Sunday they took long electrifying rides on Grand Dad's dildos. Daddy even let Christi and Kathy have seconds while he made love to Mommy on the dining room table.

But Monday morning came too soon, as it always does. Another school day, thought a sleepy Kathy as she shuffled to the breakfast table.

"My, you're a drowsy puppy this morning," Mommy teased as she set a sparkling glass of orange juice before her daughter. "Didn't you sleep well last night."

"Oh, I slept okay. It's just Monday." Kathy answered blandly as she chewed her wheat toast. Where's Daddy?"

"Oh, he had an early meeting. Something about importing a new kind of car. A 'hover car, ' I think he called it." Mommy filled Kathy's plate with a heaping helping of scrambled tofu. "Now eat up and I'll drive you to school. Where's Christi?"

"Oh, I'm here," the pretty brunette sleepwalker slumped into her chair. "I miss my wake-up call," she whined, "I want my Billy."

"Oh, you silly," Kathy giggled, "you'll be getting plenty of Billy as soon as he recovers from his party. Oh, that reminds me, Mommy, I invited Officer Ray. I hope that's all right?"

"Of course," Mommy's voice smiled, "I always love a visit from my favourite policeman. Now eat up."

The girls finished breakfast and Mommy drove them to school in the big white car. Kathy kissed Christi good bye at her locker and scampered to her first hour contemporary issues class.

"Okay, kids," the substitute teacher called the class to order. "Mr. Jones is out sick today, but he's asked me to give you this pop quiz. Get your pencils out and get ready."

Kathy pouted silently as the teacher handed out the tests. Of all days, she thought. Her eyes brightened as she skimmed the questions. She knew all the answers so this would be a breeze!

Question 1: Women who do NOT wish to engage in casual sex should... A) Just say no B) Not go out in public C) Wear a highway orange chastity belt D) Move to another country

Kathy checked "C."

Question 2: A man may NOT sell his wives or daughters into slavery... A) To liquidate debts or to raise money B) For resale to raise money for charity C) Because he can't afford to keep them D) None of the above

That's easy. "D."

Question 3: To legally charge for sexual favours, a woman must first... A) Score 95 or better on the written exam B) Receive a 95 or better on a 10 day skills test C) Have a license and a vending permit D) All of the above

Wow, Kathy thought, "D," again.

Question 4: Since all universal birth control implants contain longevity drugs, the average life span has increased from 70 years to... A) 100 years B ) 125 years C) 150 years D) Unknown, not enough people have died from natural causes since implants became universal to get reliable figures.