Chapter 46: But, Dad!

Kathy was just settling in for a good Daddy-snuggle when the doorbell rang. "I'll get it," she jumped up and ran to the door.

It was Officer Ray. "Ho, ho, Kathy," the friendly policeman gave her an envelope and a big hug. "Is your Mommy or Daddy home?"

"Yeah, Officer Ray," the happy girl clutched the envelope and the law enforcer tightly. "Daddy's home, but," she winked, "I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you want to strip-search Mommy."

Officer Ray blushed. "Well, maybe later, Sweetheart. I'm afraid I'm here on police business," he said seriously. "Could you get him for me, please?"

"Well, hello, Ray," Daddy stepped to the door. "Long time no see, old friend." He gave the officer's hand a hearty shake. "What can I do for you, today?"

"Well," Ray looked sad. "I'm afraid it's serious. We caught Billy over at the convent school this afternoon. He was using a crowbar to try to pry the chastity belt off one of the nuns."

"What!" Daddy exploded. "Ray, you've got to be kidding. I know Billy likes to play rough, but a nun?"

Ray shook his head. "No, I'm 'fraid it's true. He's out in the squad car. I can turn him over to you this time," he cautioned, "but if it happens again, he'll have to go to the County Home."

"I thought I heard Officer Ray," Mommy greeted her favorite policeman with a big wet kiss and a saucy little leg hunch. "Ray," she smiled eagerly, "some of the boys are coming over to gang bang me in a few, can you stay for a piece?"

"Can't tonight, Kathy's Mommy," Ray tipped his cap, "I'm afraid there's been some trouble with Billy."

"Oh, no, he's not hurt is --"

"Oh, he's fine," Daddy fumed. "But Ray caught him trying to get the chastity belt off a nun."

"Not my Billy!" Mommy pleaded. "Tell me it's not true."

"It's true," Ray sadly shook his head. "We stopped him before he did any harm, but it's the County Home if it happens again."

"Oh, it won't happen again," Mommy's eyes narrowed. "I think a certain young man is going to be taught a lesson and I don't mean just ice cubes and Vics this time."

Officer Ray brought the sullen boy up the driveway. Billy's hands were cuffed behind his back. Ray had removed the scofflaw's pants and was leading him by a chain wrapped around his ballsack. "Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad," Billy mumbled as the officer handed the chain to Daddy. "I guess I got a little carried away, huh?"

Daddy gave the chain a hard yank that knocked Billy off his feet. "I think I've had about enough of your antics, young man." He put his foot on the boy's chest. "I didn't do anything when you had sex with that dead girl and let you off easy when I caught you watching that cheesy video tape." He towed the howling boy across the living room, "but a gentleman knows nuns are off-limits!"

"I would've dressed up like a nun for you, Billy," Christi chirped as Billy howled past her perch. "I wish you'd asked."

"It's okay, Dear," Mommy stroked Christi's hair. "Billy's had this coming for a long, long time."

"Billy kicked furiously and knocked over the coffee table as Daddy continued his determined march toward the basement door. "But, Dad!"

"Don't 'but, Dad' me!" Daddy opened the door, then picked Billy up by his greasy hair and drop kicked him down the stairs. "Now, get in that cell." He slammed the door behind him as he followed his son into the basement.

Kathy slipped upstairs during the commotion and opened the envelope. It was from Michael, of course! She hid the letter under her pillow then returned to the living room lickety-split and positioned herself on the couch.

"I don't know what we're going to do with that boy," Mommy sat down hard beside her.

"Oh, I'm sure we can think of something," Kathy grinned. "Yeah," she rubbed her hands together in anticipation, "I'm sure SOMETHING will come to mind."