I was thirty-five, divorced, and bored. When I received an email promoting RePlay ™, I checked it out since it was from the big-name online sales site. The sales page had several pictures and a couple of videos. After viewing them I was curious and started to read the reviews. They all praised it except the religious nut that demanded a boycott. So I figured if the nutjob thought it was not good, it must be good. It had the standard 90-day return policy and I was bored if I failed to mention it. So, I ordered a player for $1000 and noted it would be delivered the next day. This was the first time I had smiled this week.

It was 10:11 the next day when I got a knock on my door. I had to sign for my package, and I did so. I found myself feeling like a kid at Christmas as I opened it. It was the size and shape of a smartphone right down to the screen. I noted it had one “C” type connector and a single button. I assumed it was to turn it on. Also in the package was a sweatband and wall plug-in. That is when I found the quick start guide.

Step one plug in the power supply to the wall. Make sure I was within one hundred feet of it when I wanted to use replay.

So, I found the closest wall plug and plugged it in. Once I did this, the unit dinged, and I looked at it to see it reporting it was powered. So, I hit the power button, and the screen displayed “Syncing to closes device. Complete.” Well, I knew the sweatband went on one’s head, so I tried it on. I was surprised when it adjusted to my head and positioned itself where it wanted to be.

Then it wanted me to select the closest Wi-Fi to connect to. So, I picked out my router and entered the password.

“You are now connected. The setup is complete. You may now access your RePlay ™ unit.”

Then, the same message was heard in my mind. Now that was freaky, let me tell you. I was wondering if it was telepathic. It responded, “No, I am not. However, I take thought commands and answer inquiries you project with your thought patterns. Would you like to see a list of available commands?”

I paused a moment and thought yes.

The commands were displayed in my vision like a transparent overlay: Exit unit (Normal human functions returned to the user. Note removal of the headband will also exit RePlay ™.

Select the clip you wish to view. You currently have two in your system.

Play: Will play the current selected clip.

Web Connect: The default website is the PG-rated site. You may connect to the adult site from it.

Help: Think of a question. If a response is available, it will be displayed and read to you.

I thought Select. And I was given the choice between 5 min Demo. And How RePlay works.

I thought of Demo, and the next thing you know, I am in a motocross race, breaking into the lead. I could feel the excitement and vibration of the bike and even felt a bug hit my helmet. I could see the finish and went through in the lead, winning it. I pulled my bike up onto the review stand and removed my helmet. A man announced our winner and handed me a trophy as two micro bikini-clad beauty queens each took an arm and leaned in to kiss me on the cheeks. I was thinking to myself this is so life-like when my view shifted. I was standing at the open door of an airplane at 10,000 feet and jumped out. Talking about leaving one’s stomach behind, I was in freefall and thrilled. As the ground approached, I felt a shift and no longer wore a helmet. Then my legs were yanked skyward, and the bungy started to stretch, slowing my descent. I finally came to a stop wondering if my legs would fall off when the bungie snapped me back up. I went up and down a few times before shifting again. This time, I am seated in a capsule between two others, and someone is counting down 3, 2, 1. We have liftoff. I could hear the roar beneath me, and then the pressure on my chest grew till I thought an elephant was sitting on it. As the pressure ceased, I could feel myself floating weightless. This was so cool. After a minute or so, I shifted again, finding myself in a lounge chair on a tropical beach. I could feel my body baking in the sun and looked down finding I wish my body did look like this. I could hear the surf and the sound of birds in the distance. I could see two bikini-clad women walking at the water’s edge. And most of all the cool salty breeze coming off the water. Then this goddess next to me thanked me for this wonderful vacation as she leaned over to me and laid a kiss that would wake the dead. And too soon I find myself sitting at my kitchen table panting and see the overlay “Demo Over” hanging in my vision.

Holy Shit! I exclaimed aloud.

Then I hear in my mind, “Shit has never been or will ever be holy!” This was in a female voice as it giggled.

“Very funny,” I thought.

“I have programmed a few responses like this into the software just to be funny.”

Then I started to think about what other experiences I could have.

“I recommend plugging the memory module that came with your unit and going to the website for that.”

I needed to be careful what I thought when wearing the headband. Then, I selected How RePlay ™ works and played.

I was greeted by a red-haired goddess with the greenest eyes I had ever seen. Mind you, she was fully dressed, and the nipples on her D-sized chest still stuck out.

“Greetings; this is a quick info segment on how your RePlay ™ player works. It simply plays back a full sensory recording of someone else or your own experiences if you have a recorder/player. The experience is indistinguishable from your own. However, there are a few safeties built in. “First, your voluntary muscles (The ones that let you walk and move your arms) are suspended. This is done for your safety to keep you from jumping out a window or walking through plate glass. It is nothing to worry about as your involuntary muscles, like your heart and breathing, are not affected in any way. However, it is recommended that you be seated or lying down somewhere safe as you use RePlay ™. How this is done would be hard for me to explain and is a proprietary secret the developers are unwilling to share. The thing to remember is that it is completely safe. In case of a medical event, the unit will exit from the program playback to let you deal with it. So, I recommend not having a heart attack when using it. The other important thing to consider is that your non-voluntary body functions will continue. For example, if you are being tickled in the playback and start to pee, you will do so in real life. So, guys, if you are playing back a sex scene and orgasm or lady’s, if you are a squirter, you will find you did so in real life as well. These are some of my recommendations. The Recorder units have a few other requirements if you are sharing on the website to make a few bucks. Now, the Player requires the proximity powering unit to be within one hundred feet and has no internal battery, so it must be plugged in for use. The same is true for headbands. Of course, if you invest in the implant band, it is powered by your body’s energy, and although it will sync and be completely useable with the player, its main benefit is only realized with the recorder.