His manliness kneed and raw, Louis eventually discovers the proposition women’s lib deals with safe sex to be a fey lie.

FEMINIST AND FEM-DOM ARE ANTITHETICAL

It is true that safe-sex must not
Involve the treatment Louis got.
Women are enthralled
When they get balled.
Sex-needing? Yes! Ball-kneading, not!

Poem by Ashley
Story and Illustrations by Mat

Want to try your hand at a Bananagram story?

Write a story of a single sentence using the words in this bananagram:

Each word must be used in its entirety, but you may extend a word at either end; for example, MAY could become MAYBE, MID could become AMID, and KEY could become KEYNOTE.

The working title for this bananagram is Mid May, but you can title your single sentence story whatever you want with whatever words you want up to the SoL limit.

I would like to publish some of the Mid May stories in the Bananagrams collection. For those stories, I would likely add an illustration or two. If you send me a story, indicate how you wish to be credited. “Story by Anonymous” is acceptable. To be considered for publication, your single sentence story must follow the SoL rules.