“Cool shades,” Nils observed.

“Thanks,” Jamie replied. “They’re for the eclipse, so I won’t burn out my eyes. My girlfriend had an extra pair.”

“The eclipse, right, I almost forgot,” Nils said. “Last one around here practically forever. I guess if we’re going to see it we’d better get dressed and...”

“You know what?” Jamie said. “I see something better.”

A couple of hours later Jamie got a call from her girlfriend. “Wasn’t it spectacular?”

“It was,” Jamie agreed.

“Good I had those extra glasses, eh?”

“Yeah,” said Jamie. “That was ... Um ... Actually, I didn’t use them.”

“Jamie. That’s dangerous. Are your eyes okay?”

“Yeah,” Jamie confessed. “Actually, the eclipse kind of got eclipsed.”

“What do you mean? Eclipsed by what?”

“Nils’ cock. I couldn’t resist. And it was spectacular.”

“But Jamie, this was the last one in practically...”

“I know,” Jamie said. “Like they say, ‘Seen one eclipse, seen them all.’ But I like to think about it this way: I’ll always remember this as an exceptionally special fuck. Also I was being considerate. We only had the one pair of glasses, and I didn’t want Nils to burn his eyes out.”