Intro

The Naughtiest Show In The World

She’s Lascivious Livia, a charismatic, voraciously bisexual stage magician and hypnotist with an irredeemably cheesy sense of humor. He’s Marcelo Ambrose Knight, a handsome pickup artist with a dominant streak and a heart of gold. In a world of legwarmers, VHS, Aqua Net and valley girls, they’ll team up to create the Sexy Scandal Spectacular — the most erotic, glamourous and outrageous (and the only) travelling adult variety show the world has ever seen! (There may be a wee smidge of fighting crime along the way.)

Together with their bimbo assistant Mimi, they’ll visit sexy frat parties, the Hollywood Tropicana, a breastaurant-brothel, nude photo shoots, bikini car washes, avant-garde nightclubs and Fort Lauderdale during Spring Break as part of their relentless quest to separate cute young ladies from their clothing in the most entertaining (and often playfully embarrassing) fashion possible. Join them on their journey from no-name amateurs to world-famous sexual rockstars and cultural icons acting as the ringmasters of an over-the-top carnal carnival of exposed flesh, raunchy gags and hypnotically induced debauchery.

Bodacious Babes, Hilarious Hijinks and Kinky Games

Do you enjoy heartwarming stories of one man charming his way into the panties of way more girls than any one man ever should? Do you want a cheesy and fun (yet also quite explicit) homage to the teen sex comedies of the 1980s in your life? Do you want to read some shamelessly stereotypical male sex fantasies rendered with a bit of effort, warmth and verisimilitude but without a trace of sanctimonious judgement? Do you enjoy stories where some darker kinks are touched on in a lighter tone, with all the participants having fun?

Do you think whipped cream bikinis, cheesy one-liners, hypnotism, striptease, casual sex, bikini models suffering from unexpected sudden-onset public nudity, mud wrestling, humiliation without cruelty, group sex, kinky dare games, water-soluble swimwear, cavalier acts of contempt against political correctness, pie fights, steamy banter, hidden cameras, and the conspicuous absence of logical consequences for cheeky shenanigans are sexy?

If so, you’re ... statistically improbable in your similarity to the author. Don’t worry, though — even if you’re only interested in some of those things, this is a saga that will still make you laugh even when it isn’t turning you on. {4}In This Volume...

In Spring Breakout, Marcelo meets Livia for the first time and is caught up in her vision for a new form of adult entertainment even as her sexual magnetism tempts him to find a way to conquer her physically. Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale will be a turning point for the Sexy Scandal Spectacular, which determines if they’ll be able to reach the big time — and what the costs of doing so may be!