My first wife Sue was a really naughty girl, who became aware of my somewhat perverted undertones unbeknownst to me (probably due to the varied and very dirty videos I’d borrowed from her long ago ex-boyfriend), and on that basis she then seduced me when we were at a barbecue party which was held in the middle of a field, where the overnight accommodation, if you wanted it, was a big wooden hut with a single open room, with mattresses at one end of the floor, and there was a ‘bring your own sleeping bag if you want to sleep’ approach.

Everybody knew that I cook a mean barbecue, so consequently I did a lot of the cooking on the barbecues, and, as it was a hot summers evening, I started on the white wine early in a bid to keep cool.

As soon as she arrived, Sue made her way over and then kept me company, chatting about all sorts of things and keeping me very entertained as I cooked for the thirty or so guests at the party.

As the evening wore on I got more and more pissed and at one point I must have decided that I’d had enough wine and went into the hut, got my shorts and shirt off and crawled into my sleeping bag, soon falling into a very drunken sleep.

At some time during the night I awoke to a wonderful sensation of someone very expertly sucking my cock while wanking it and licking around the rim of my knob with a very erotic tongue. I had no idea who it was, but as soon as whoever was doing it realised that I was awake, she came up for air and gave me the most dirty of kisses, sticking her tongue right into my mouth, whilst still wanking my very stiff cock.

She broke the kiss and I could see in the dim light of the moon that it was Sue and that she had her finger to her lips, telling me to keep very quiet. I looked and in the moonlight could see that she’d put her sleeping bag right next to mine, and that she was mostly out of her sleeping bag. She was wearing only a bra and panties, and she’d unzipped my sleeping bag almost all of the way down to get good access to my cock. She took my hand and guided it down between her legs and under the waistband of her panties, where my fingers encountered a very short and tidy bush and a soaking wet pussy, which seemed to suck two of my fingers straight into it, which made her gasp quietly with lust. I began slipping the fingers in and out and she leaned over and whispered in my ear “use four fingers if you like!”, which came as a bit of a surprise, but her wet pussy had no problem accommodating the four fingers of my left hand, although things got quite tight as I pushed them up deeper into her body.

Sue stopped me and then pulled her knickers down and off with one hand, lay with her legs spread wide and her knees bent, then grabbed my left wrist and guided my fingers back into her sopping hole and began wanking herself off with my hand, pulling hard on my wrist to ensure a really deep penetration, which felt just amazing to me and to her too apparently as she was making small mewing sounds on every insertion, pushing harder each time. After about a minute of doing this, she pulled my fingers out of her pussy and then took my two smallest fingers into her mouth, with a very rude look on her face, then she offered the two remaining fingers to me, which I eagerly sucked her cunt juice off. Wow, she tasted good, and her pussy cream was just that - creamy! I looked into her eyes and stuck all four fingers hard back up her gaping hole, which made her eyes open, but in a totally enjoying way, then I fucked her with them some more, then brought them up to my mouth, licking, then sucking each one clean, which made her look very lustful indeed!

She then went down on me again and wanked my cock as she sucked and licked all over it, which even in my still very pissed state fairly soon drove me to the edge; I gently pulled her head off my cock and whispered that she’d better stop or that I would cum, but she just grinned and whispered that she “really wanted” to drink my spunk, then she went down again. Needless to say, I soon obliged her with a huge orgasm, which she took into her mouth and swallowed immediately. She then proceeded to milk my cock dry by sucking gently on it and running her thumb up the underside of my cock. Once she’d extracted the very last drop of my spunk, she came up and kissed me hard on the mouth and pushed her spunky tongue in, passing the last of my own spunk to me. No girl has ever done this before, and I would have thought that it would be unpleasant, but it was OK and the kinky look in her eyes seemed almost to mock me to see how I was about tasting the spunk which she’d just swallowed a mouthful of. I licked my lips and gave her a kinky look back, then I whispered “that’s very rude!”, which made her grin in a very sexy way. “I just LOVE being rude,” she whispered, “in fact, the RUDER the better!”.

Soon she was snuggled up under my arm, gently wanking my cock as a I fingered her pussy and rubbed and gently pinched her clit, which she really seemed to like. Soon she came hard, with her mouth over mine and our tongues playing ‘who is the dirtiest kisser’, a game which I think she won. After which we snuggled down and she began to whisper all sorts of rude things into my ear about what she liked and how she’d fancied me for ages and what a nice cock I had, and that she’d loved me spunking into her mouth.

I know it was rude of me, but it had been a long day, a lot of wine had been drunk and the alcohol still had a lot of wearing off to do, so in the afterglow of a very erotic wank and blowjob and a spectacular spunk-up, I soon fell asleep.

In the morning, I awoke very blearily, almost thinking that the whole thing had been a dream, as Sue’s sleeping bag was at least fifteen feet away and was empty. It turned out that I’d been one of the last ones to wake up, as there were only a couple of bodies in the dozen or so sleeping bags scattered around the place. I pulled my shorts and shirt on and wandered outside, feeling a bit woozy, and was greeted by various friends all drinking cups of tea or coffee, who were having a good laugh about how pissed I’d been, although I did note that there didn’t seem to be any knowing glances or winks going down, so either it had been a dream after all, or the erotic encounter had not been witnessed by anyone else. Sue was there, but didn’t seem to pay me any particular attention, so I wondered whether the whole thing had been a very erotic dream after all, LOL. As usual, people were hoping that I’d be cooking breakfast, so before long I was doing just that, with bacon, sausages, beans, mushrooms and scrambled egg soon rolling off the barbecues for anyone who wanted them.

After a while Sue came over and joined the back of the queue, although she didn’t catch my eye until the next to last person had wandered off with their plate full of breakfast and she was standing right in front of me. “Hello big boy!” she said, winking at me. I grinned and asked her what she like to eat and then filled a plate to her requirements and handed it to her, then asked if she wanted a tea or a coffee. She shook her head and said, “I know that we’ve got Orange Juice and Apple Juice over there”, she said, “but I’d much rather be having another mouthful of your delicious man juice instead!”. I must have gawped like a fish, as she laughed loudly, tossed her hair and then winked and wandered off to sit with some of her mates.

I grabbed a plate and served myself a good portion of the remaining provender and then went to chat with various people, after which there was a general tidying up done by the usual folk, with the other lazy twats doing nothing, also as usual. Soon I found myself standing next to Sue at the two adjacent sinks on the outside of the hut, with nobody in earshot. “I hope I didn’t shock you with some of my naughty tales and desires last night?” she said; I must admit that although I thought I’d been listening at the time, at least a liter and a half of white wine seemed to have erased any memory of what she’d been saying to me, only leaving the impression that she was a horny little bitch and the confirmation of that by the evidence that her first-class blow job, spunk drinking and four-fingered pussy fucking had provided!

I must have gone bright red in embarrassment at not having remembered what she’d told me, which she took to mean that I really had disapproved of whatever she’d said, so she looked a bit taken aback, and began to mumble an apology that she’d not meant to shock me, beginning to turn away as she did so. I grabbed her gently by the shoulder and turned her back round to face me and said “Please don’t go. I don’t think that I was shocked, I only blushed due to the fact that I was so pissed that I fell asleep and don’t remember anything that you told me, although I definitely remember that you gave me a fantastic blow job! So the blush was only embarrassment and not disapproval”, then I grinned at her. She broke back into a beaming smile too and told me not to worry, although she was slightly embarrassed about one of the things she’d told me and hoped that I didn’t really disapprove if it came back to me later, then she too turned bright red, LOL.

I told her that I doubted that I’d ever regain my memory of what she’d said, which seemed to relieve her, then she asked if we could meet up and go out for a drink later that week, which I of course agreed to, as I’d been single for the best part of two years and the thing I really need in my life was a pretty lass who really seemed to like sex and delighted in sucking a man’s cock and then drinking his spunk :-)

To cut a long story short, Sue turned out to be a really dirty girl!

When we’d gone out for that drink, she’d again asked if I’d remembered her little secret, which I had to admit I had not. This time, instead of being embarrassed about it, she seemed to want me to know what it was, hinting that I should try to guess. To save her embarrassment, I tried a few innocuous suggestions, but she soon determined that I wasn’t really trying, so she suggested that we finish our drinks and went for a walk along the banks of the river that ran outside the pub we were in.

So, ten minutes later we were walking down the path by the side of the river, and she told me that she’d always fancied me, and that my obvious interest in sex, particularly kinky sex, had always made me very attractive to her. Her ex-boyfriend had hinted to our mutual mates that she was a bit adventurous, but he’d never spilt the beans on exactly what sort of things they got up to, and I wasn’t the sort of guy to ask such things!

Anyway, once the ice had been broken she seemed much more relaxed. The ice was broken by her telling me that she knew that I liked to watch all sorts of porn ranging from straight fucking to BDSM, and lots in between, and that she’d been very taken with the fact that I’d borrowed some of Michael’s (her ex) animal sex movies on multiple occasions, which showed what a naughty man I must be. I hadn’t expected Michael to have told her about which videos I’d borrowed, but he obviously had, so there was no point in being embarrassed about it now, was there?

She then asked if I wanted to know what it was that she’d told me that night at the barbecue which I’d forgotten, which of course I did! She looked a bit sheepish, blushed a little and then said “I told you that I really, really like anal sex, and that I couldn’t wait until the first time we were in bed together so that the first time we were going to fuck that you would fuck me hard up the bum and then pull out and spunk all over my pussy. I thought that that would be a really good way to get our sex life off to an even better start than you fucking my pussy with most of your left hand and then spunking deliciously into my mouth the other night was!”, which she finished off with another of her wicked grins :-)

I’d never tried anal sex with a girl before (or a man either!), and although I’m sure I must have seen some on the hundreds of blue movies I’d watched, it had never been something I’d found particularly erotic, but the fact that she was telling me that she wanted our first fuck to be my first anal sex experience got my cock instantly to attention, which she soon spotted, grinning as she slid her hand up and down the swelling in the front of my trousers, before whispering that she “can’t wait to get your cock up my bum and pussy and back into my mouth!”.

I admitted that I’d never tried anal sex before, and asked her if things didn’t get rather messy? She grinned again and said that she’d make sure that they didn’t, and then she asked me if I was OK with trying it. I have to admit that the idea, now presented to me in the way it was, was extremely erotic, so I admitted that “I’d try anything once, or maybe even twice at a push”, which elicited another big grin, then she left it at that.

We went back to the pub, had another drink then I drove her home, where she insisted I went in for a ‘nightcap’. We weren’t even inside the door before she had my fly undone, then she knelt on the door mat and took my rapidly swelling cock into her mouth, sucking avidly at it before taking it out to lick up my shaft and all around the rim of my knob head, all with a huge smile on her face. She stopped and looked up at me past my cock, wanking it gently, then her eye caught the glint of a big drop of pre-cum leaking out of the top of my cock. She pulled my cock down towards her mouth, then said, “I love the taste of man spunk, and really appreciate that you’re excited enough to be leaking this naughty nectar for me!”, then she stuck out her tongue, squeezed my cock (which brought forth even more pre-cum) and licked the big dribble off slowly with her tongue, looking me right in the eye as she did so, then she closed her eyes in bliss for a few seconds, before prising open the end of my piss tube using a finger on each hand, then she licked right across the top of it before slipping her mouth back round the head of my cock.