Chapter 561

“Oh, shitshitshit, there they are!” Sabrina whispered. She had one hand clawing your knee and another grabbing Amanda’s as the three of you sat on the bench. Eric had been waiting for about ten minutes when the ‘roommate’ girl and Joy came wandering up one of the streets nearby.

“They even walk like bitches,” Amanda said and then chuckled.

You snorted and shook your head, but couldn’t stop watching either. Joy and her ... friend? Acquaintance? They stopped at the corner, waiting for the light. You raised Sabrina’s phone, zooming in and taking a series of pictures, following them as they crossed the street. They were dressed in the same dresses as in the picture they’d sent to Eric, and were done up for a night out drinking.

Eric stood and walked towards them, though he was facing away from you so you couldn’t see his face. The blonde seemed legitimately excited to see him, breaking into a grin and walking a little fast, pulling ahead of Joy, and she flirtatiously hugged Eric and kissed him on the cheek. Joy had a look on her face that was judgemental, but you were pretty sure she wasn’t showing signs of recognition.

The blonde was talking, and Joy muttered something. Eric was talking and gesturing. The blonde touched his arm flirtatiously. Eric played a hand through his hair. Joy got a look on her face.

“There’s no fucking way she doesn’t recognize him,” you murmured, still taking pictures.

“I honestly expected her to slap him or something,” Sabrina said. “I mean, it hasn’t even been that long since she got the boot from the office.”

“I feel like I’m watching a car crash about to happen, but the car spinning through the air might actually land on its tires,” Amanda said.

Joy said something else. Eric asked a question. The blonde grinned and pulled Joy towards her and then kissed Joy, with tongue, before grinning at Eric again and winking.

“Holy shit, he might actually get laid,” Sabrina murmured.

Joy asked a question, Eric answered, and then Joy moved forward and grabbed his crotch. Eric half turned at that, and you thanked the heavens because you got a clear shot of Joy’s hand grabbing Eric’s junk, and her kissing him.

“Boom goes the dynamite,” you said.

“What?” Amanda chuckled.

“Money shot,” you said.

Whatever she felt, Joy must have approved because the blonde plastered herself to Eric’s side and kissed him again, and then the three of them started walking off.

“And thus the wild Eric has been seduced, to be led away for a night of passion before his head is cracked open and devoured as all praying mantis females are wont to do,” Sabrina said in a terrible British nature documentary voice.

“I am honestly shocked at this development,” you said, lowering the phone and shaking your head. “Eric is gonna go have a threesome with that cute blonde and Joy.”

“And we just got evidence to help refute her claims of lasting harm,” Sabrina grinned, accepting her phone from you. “I’m gonna email them to my lawyer right now, and give her better versions when I can.”