Chapter 74

“Hmm, hmm, hmm,” JC hummed to himself. “What do you think, Terra?”

Terra bit her lip and narrowed her eyes as she studied me and Cassidy, and then leaned in to whisper in JC’s ear. He nodded along, snorting a little bit.

“Alright, Robbie, we want to know Cassidy’s bust measurements. And Cassidy, we want Robbie’s penis size.” He said ‘penis’ by emphasizing the P goofily, making everyone laugh.

“Well, the last time I bought Cass lingerie she was a 32 D,” I said.

“Hard or soft?” Cassidy asked back, to the laughter of everyone but Heather.

“Oh, definitely hard,” Terra said.

“Then he’s about...” Cassidy made a show of trying to judge her two fists stacked up on top of each other. “7 and a half inches when he’s nice and hard, but pushes to 8 when he’s really fucking horny and about to go off.”

This got even more laughter, and Cassidy grinned at me and kissed my cheek while patting my lap, which spawned another peel of giggles.

“Alright, alright,” I said. “Moving on.” Cass poured me a shot, just a splash of cranberry going in to flavour the vodka, while I spun the bottle.

It came around and landed on Wanda and Heels. I quickly took the shot, and Cassidy asked our question. “Let’s just get the obvious one out of the way - have you ladies ever hooked up before?”

Wanda barked a laugh, and Heels grinned. “Easy answer. Never have, never will.”

She immediately went to spin the bottle, but Heather held up a hand. “Wait! I call Lie. I don’t know about before, but Heels you definitely kissed Wanda last night in the kissing game.”

“Oooh,” we all said at her getting caught.

“God damn it, Heels!” Wanda said. “Did you forget that?”

“Oh, fuck,” she laughed. “I guess I did.”

“Wow, guess I made a real impression,” Wanda deadpanned, nudging her friend with her elbow.

“Penalty time,” Heather sang, handing over the bowl.

“Fine, fine,” Heels said, reaching in. She shuffled around the papers for a moment and pulled one out to read. “Spin the bottle to pick another couple. Both of them need to get kissed with tongue.”

“Wow, someone’s horny,” Wanda laughed. “Maybe you’ll land on us and we have to kiss each other and I can make a better impression our second go around!”

Heels spun the bottle and it landed on JC and Terra.

“Shot before kissing,” Heather said.

“What? That’s-” Heels started.

“You spun the bottle, you gotta take the shot,” Heather said.

“Oh, fine,” Heels sighed. She poured herself a shot of vodka and downed it, then looked to her partner. “You like kissing girls and I like kissing guys, so I’m taking JC.”

“Fine with me,” Wanda shrugged.

They both crawled across the little circle and each of them kissed the person they’d picked. I couldn’t see much, though Wanda did point her ass in my general direction. Once it was over Cattie asked, “Did they use tongue?”