Chapter 328

“Hypothetical question,” Cattie said. We were still walking, trailing Heather and Sherry by about twenty-five yards, their bare asses pointed back at us and jiggling as we walked.

“OK,” I said. “Shoot.”

“If Heather had agreed, would you have done it? Or had sex with her?”

“I- Well, that depends I guess,” I said. “Would doing that help you get some closure, or feel better?”

“That’s not the point,” Cattie said.

“Catherine, baby, that’s the entire point,” I said. “You’re asking me a question baked with layers of implied and hidden sticking points.”

“That’s not- Well, OK, yeah, I can see that,” she sighed. “I just meant, if it was on the table, would you ... you know?”

“Let me answer you like this,” I said. “Heather is a physically attractive woman in a specific way. So is Sherry, for what it’s worth. I could, physically, perform the activity of sexual intercourse with Heather, but she’s also an awful person who honestly makes me cringe at how cartoonishly gross her personality is when she goes mask-off. The only, only reason I would ever want to have sex with her is if it brought you closure, or vindictive justice, or something like that. I can understand why, when Heather has her mask on and isn’t acting like a raging swine, you would have been attracted to her at first, and gotten into a relationship, and stayed in that relationship even as the mask was slowly slipping. Does that help?”

Cattie took a deep breath and let it out. “Am I being a crazy girlfriend, asking a question like that?”

“Yes,” I chuckled. “But you’re going through a lot of crap and I forgive you.”

She smiled a little guiltily and slipped her arm around my waist. “I am the luckiest woman in the world.”

“I know a few others who would contend they might be just as lucky,” I said, mirroring her gesture and putting my arm around her waist as well.

“I dunno,” Cattie said, shaking her head. “Cassidy, yes, because she didn’t really deserve your forgiveness and you gave it anyway. And maybe Wanda since you’re helping her out of a different, but still bad, relationship too. The rest aren’t getting saved though, Tiger. I’m lucky because I’m getting my prince charming, my super hero, and my Master all at once.”

I squeezed her hip with my hand, and she leaned into me a little more, as we kept walking. “Thanks,” I said.

“You are more than welcome,” Cattie replied with a smile, then let it slip a little. “Next hypothetical. Would you have sex with Sherry if she agreed?”

“Catherine,” I sighed, and she started laughing. Thankfully she didn’t hold me to an answer because I wasn’t sure I could pull off another word-gymnastics on such short order.

We came in view of the houseboats a couple of minutes later, and shortly after we could see that everyone was up on the top decks ostensibly relaxing, but as we got closer someone must have spotted us because everyone came to the railings and started whistling and clapping.

Heather flashed the two middle fingers as she got to the water’s edge and started kicking off her shoes, and while I couldn’t see Sherry’s face I could tell she was cringing in embarrassment as she rushed to do the same. They were both already in the water as we reached the beach and started taking off our shoes.

Part of me thought it would be fitting if Sherry slipped as she was getting out of the water and fell back in with the camera she was carrying, but there was no such luck. They both clambered up safely, giving me one last eyeful of ass, pussy and tits as they did so, before scampering into the Single’s Boat.