Chapter 3

I got an Inspection Engineer position at a large firm near Phoenix. I spent most of my workdays driving to construction sites, taking hundreds of pictures, then discussing them with architects and other engineers over the phone or back at the office. It was mostly boring work, but paid well. Over the course of five years, I got promoted to Project Manager and then Director of Transport Engineering. Each time I got a large salary increase, a nicer company car, and a better office.

After my lack of long-term success dating I turned to internet porn, then webcam girls. I’d sit in my home office nude or nearly, watching young ladies in lingerie blow kisses, play with their breasts, and masturbate for their viewers’ enjoyment. ‘Cherry’ was a particularly gorgeous young blonde who I tipped well and often. Watching her play with her body in the ways I asked usually popped my top quickly. As her name implied, she was a virgin. I LOVED to see her spread her little pussy open so I could see her hymen, even more than I enjoyed watching her rub herself to climax on camera.

On my 33rd birthday I got amazing news, the VP of Engineering was retiring in a month and I’d been selected to replace him! Since my friends and I were all engineers and had very structured and logical work lives, they told me we’d spend the three-day weekend following an ‘anti-plan’. One of them had written a random number generator program that produced map coordinates, and we would go to the closest place that seemed like it might be fun.

Our first stop was a casino. We had many drinks and lost more money than some of us could really afford. We also spent a night in the city jail’s drunk tank after stripping to our underwear and having a water fight in a fountain.

After breakfast and our release, the program gave us coordinates in the Nevada desert. The closest business was a place with ‘ranch’ in the name. On the way we passed around a bong that might have had something illegal in it. I don’t know how much it cost my pals, but I greatly enjoyed getting sucked off by three attractive young women.

After taking a few pills with a quarter bottle of vodka, there’s a two-day blank spot in my memory.

I woke up in the parking lot of my apartment building, a little north of Phoenix. I was hugging an empty whiskey bottle, laying in a life raft, and wearing nothing but a long yellow raincoat. Luckily my keys were in the raft. I stumbled to my apartment and washed down a small handful of pain relievers with orange juice, praying they would calm my pounding headache soon. I saw it was already 11 in the morning and I was supposed to be at work at 9!

I realized I needed to call in sick, and the sooner the better. I searched around, but my phone had vanished. I had a brief flash of memory. One of the guys had used it to take a picture of me licking a redhead’s big nipple, then left it on the bar as we walked out! I had no memory of where!

SHIT!