Chapter 1

BLUE (adj.) PROFANE, INDECENT, OFF-COLOR, RISQUE’

Celebrating your thirty-ninth birthday is hard enough. But when it gets close to forty, you begin to get those mid-life urges and want to really cut loose. You know, re-live those glory years. Feel like you’re in high school again.

That night, my sleep was interrupted by noises at the edge of my hearing. I got up and quietly opened my bedroom door. It was coming from the end of the hall. The guest room. It sounded like Leena was crying. I crept closer, trying to make out more.

Pressing my ear to the door, I began to hear that it wasn’t sobbing, but panting. My brain instantly went to the wrong place. I mean, Leena was a gorgeous young thing. She also got the tall gene. At sixteen, she was five eight with flowing auburn hair and bright green eyes.

Her slim, but toned frame with long shapely legs was accentuated by the freckles scattered around. She must have guys falling for her left and right, This made no sense. Then I heard something that froze my blood.

“Oh, God! Oh Fuck! Yes, Chuck do that more!” Chuck? Ok, that’s a fucking common name. Does she have a crush on a boy name Chuck? But then. “Yes! Yes! Destroy your niece’s naughty pussy!” I gasped and my head slammed against the door, startling her.

“What!” she called from inside. I stood up and grabbed the doorknob, and turned it pushing the door open. What I saw inside made me gasp out loud and I felt my PJs begin to tent.

On the bed sat Leena, totally naked. I’m not sure why, but the fact that her freckles were all over was the first thing I noticed. Then her perky tits with nipples sticking out like diamond points. Her legs were spread wide and her hand right hand still had fingers inserted into her pussy.

I was staring at her auburn pubes. A ring of curly tufts surrounded her labia leading to a strip of hair that ended in a T shape just above her mound. It looked like an upside-down wine glass. My mind went to the dirtiest place it could. Her sudden shrill challenge snapped me out of it.

“What the Fuck?” she yelled at me. Then grabbed the comforter and covered herself. “When did you start perving on teenage girls?” That snapped me back to the situation.

“You are far from that.” I snapped. “You’re more mature than most people my age,” I said, shooting her an angry stare. “Besides, you’re also the one who just screamed out that you want me to destroy your naughty pussy!”

Leena blanched. “You heard that?” she asked. But then she suddenly burst out laughing. I couldn’t help smirking back as I watched her get consumed by laughter. I asked. “What’s so funny?”

After a few minutes, she stopped laughing and looked at me. In the deepest voice she could muster trying to imitate me she parroted, “Naughty Pussy.” then began giggling again. “How did you say that with a straight face?” she finally asked.

“Now look,” I said. “I am flattered that you think of me that way.” Then she interrupted me.

“You know you are pretty, it’s obvious in the way you carry yourself,” I stated. “That isn’t the issue. Your age is.” I squared my shoulders and looked down at her on the bed and sighed. “We could both get into a lot of trouble.”

She stopped her laughing and stared at me for a moment. “We’re here alone.” she began. “The doors are locked, and I’m not going to say anything.” Then she threw off her covers, exposing her body to me again. “Besides, you can’t hide your interest from me.” I suddenly became aware of my erection again.

“Ok, I’m caught,” I admitted, shrugging. “But that doesn’t mean I’m going to jump you and fuck your brains out, just like that.” I let that sink in a moment, then. “Besides, I don’t have any condoms in the house and your mom would kill us both if I got you pregnant.”

Her face darkened for a moment, then brightened again as she stood up on the bed and posed with her hands on her hip, showing off her form to me. “You’re such a responsible guardian, Uncle Chuck.” Then an instant later she was on me, arms around my neck, pulling herself up.

“That’s why...” she began, then kissed my right cheek. “I love my uncle so much...” Then the left cheek. “He always looks out for my safety.” Then planted her lips on mine and tried to push her tongue into my mouth. At first, I resisted, but when it was clear she wouldn’t stop, I relented.

Her mouth tasted sweet. Familiar as well. Right, I thought that was my toothpaste. I fell into the kiss and began exploring her mouth. Then she began sucking my tongue and my cock twitched and got even harder. She let out a tiny squeal, then continued sucking my tongue.

Time slowed to a crawl as I began stroking her soft hair with one hand and massaging her firm, ass cheek with the other. Her pert breasts were pressed tightly against my hairy chest and her nipples were hard and caused me just a bit of pain.

After what seemed like hours, but ended up only being minutes, we broke the kiss and she stood naked in front of me, smiling. “So...” Leena began. “Hungry?” I wasn’t expecting that.

I gazed at her nonplussed. Then she slapped my chest and said. “Silly, I want you to eat my naughty pussy.” Then she grabbed my crotch and squeezed my package. “After you make me cum, I’ll give you some relief.”

Defeated, I put my hands on her shoulders and pushed her back toward the bed. She faked resistance, smiling all the while. When the back of her knees hit the mattress she fell back on her ass. I knelt in front of her and began massaging her legs. Up her calves to her thighs.

As I was feeling the soft pliable skin of her thighs, I mindlessly said, without looking up at her. “Oral Only, right?”

Then I pressed my lips to her skin. It was warm and tasted vaguely of my soap. I heard her hum and took that as an acknowledgment.

With that, I placed my hands firmly on her thighs and spread them apart. Leena gave no resistance and began to lay back. I crept forward and brought her legs up over my shoulders and pulled her in as I moved to kiss the inside of her thighs. Slowly moving up toward her dripping sex.

I could smell her excitement. Her musk was strong and I felt drawn in. As I moved my face toward her I extended my tongue. It contacted her outer labia at the bottom and I felt her wetness drip onto my tongue. It was tangy, with a slight sweetness.

I had planned on beginning by licking her lips and flicking her clit. But the taste of her juices suddenly made me plunge my tongue into her pussy in search of more. She cried out in as much surprise as anything else as I tongue fucked her, sucking her wetness into my mouth.