Episode 10: WEighT FOR IT

“I never see you wear dresses.”

Joe Palmer leaned on the door frame to his daughter-in-law’s bathroom door as she finished texting her husband, Damian. Looking up from her cell she smiled at how calmly her father-in-law was acting now that he like both of his sons were worshipping her body. No towel wrapped about her she quaintly air dried in relaxation mode. No more shame, no more hiding.

“I don’t really have many dresses. A couple I guess but they have long skirts.”

“Add those to our shopping list for St. Louis. I just booked us a hotel room for tomorrow night at least. We’ll decide from there once we talk to your boss Mark.”

“Micro skirts?” He awaited his approval via shrug and smirk, “I am so very glad you’re being supportive of all of this Joe. I really want to give Damian the rest of the world while he’s cooped up in a desert without me.”

“Daddy Joe! I like it when you call me daddy.” He chuckled reinforcing her playful yet originally an honored designation since day one of meeting the man.

“I’ll make sure I never call you anything else.”

“You can but in private let’s stick with Daddy Joe.” Wink! “Keep it sensual or I’ll blister your ass.”

“I’ll be certain to slip up now and then and enjoy your spanking me.” Wink back! “Damian just messaged me. He watched our sex video and wants me to show you even more passion. Maybe you can spank me from our hotel room. If the hotel is quiet maybe I can streak in the lot or around other rooms while you record me. I picture myself up against a wall next to a room masturbating. Knowing that someone could come out at any second.”

“Perfect! You’re doing fine coming up with interesting twists. Concerning the passion, D will get over it if it’s lacking on occasion. The person walking out of said hotel room is our biggest risk. We can stress over that should it happen.”

“You are a really good kisser, Daddy Joe.” She beguiled him with batting lashes. “I’m so glad that you want me. I was terrified you might disown me for all of this.”

“Naaa! You’re family now and forever. If anything, I just worry my son is going to lose you over pushing too hard.”

“That will never happen. I love Damian too much to let anyone else in. I swear to you, I’ll never fall for anyone else. Unless maybe it’s you.” Tease!

“Alright! Dry that hair and get dressed. I need to get to CVS, and we can stop by the fitness center and talk to Mark together.”

“Should I risk the booty shorts and crop top?”

“You, tell me. Would Damian want you to?”

“You know he wouldn’t.” She giggled. “I was thinking of wearing one of his shirts with my booty cuts. He has some muscle shirts, but I swim in those they’re so big.”

“Or skip the booty shorts and just wear the shirt.”

“I was thinking of just wearing Damian’s old football jersey to Kevin’s football game on Friday. Nothing under it. That’s not quite as long as the muscle shirts so it wouldn’t hide as much.”

“Sounds like a plan. Tell you what, you get ready, and I’ll run the lawn mower home and hit CVS. That frees us up for just talking with Mark.”

“Okay! I’ll look especially hot just for you Daddy Joe. Any preference of perfume?”

“Whatever has fuck me silly in the ingredients.”

“I get compliments at the gym when I wear Rape by Evil Genius.”

“It’s really called Rape?” He narrowed his eyes.

“No!” She giggled, “Close though! It’s a French scent called Rapier. I just call it Raper or Rape. Damian used to tear my panties off when I wore that around him. I don’t wear it a lot because it’s expensive and I can only get it online.”

“I’ll buy you a new bottle. If it works wear it more.”

“Awww! Daddy Joe loves me.” She shuffled in hopes to hug him. Instead, he palmed her face at arm’s length.

“Don’t get me all wet.”

“It’s only fair! Everyone in the Palmer family gets me all wet.” Too funny! “My hormones have really soared since Damian started all of this.”

“Sounds like he wants those hormones to go even higher. I’ll be back in twenty minutes. I’ll buy a couple boxes of condoms while I’m at the drugstore.”

“Lambskin! I want the thinnest, so it feels like the real thing.”

“Baaaack in a few!” He made a sheep’s call and walked out on her. She did offer a sheepish look his way. Once she heard the front door close Candi broke out her hair dryer and brush. While drying her bleach blonde mane she opted to text with her free hand. A double text she sent the words, “I fucked the UPS guy in his truck.” to both Kevin Palmer and her friend Doug Ramsey. Only Doug replied with, “Awesome!” then a single reply so that Kevin didn’t read his furthered chat.

“Is it safe to call you?”

“Sure! I’m alone. Just blow drying my hair.” A second later her cell rang, and she put him on speaker. “Hey!”

“Hey back! Did Joe give you hell?”

“No! He fucked me too.”

“Wow! Keeping it in the family. How was the old timer?”

“AMAZZZZZZING! He has a ten-inch dick. He’s bigger than Damian, I think. I know the tip is thicker than Damian’s, I felt that so deep I couldn’t breathe. Joe is really talented for his age.”

“What about this UPS guy?”

“His name was Zac. Seven inches, I think. I’m guessing early 30’s, crewcut but really sexy. Joe recorded us on the sly. Zac found out but he was really cool with it all. I think he’ll help me like you and the guys. If I keep finding helpers, then I won’t put as much pressure on all of you to be there when I need you.”

“Variety is the spice. So, am I coming by tonight or have I overstayed my welcome?”

“I’ll let you know. I’m fine with it but with Joe taking me to St. Louis tomorrow he might just stay here so we can just get up and go.”

“Gotcha! It’s cool. I probably should get some real rest tonight anyway. Once the work week starts, I’ll be busy as hell. Text me how things go.”

“Absolutely! If you’re free Friday night you could go to Kevin’s game with me.”

“I dunno! After finding out your friends know my ex-Kendra and if she’s there, it might not go so well.”

“I can be all over you in front of her. Why just go to Bootlicker’s when we can do both.”

“That’s true. Alright! I can meet you at the field.”

“Great! Let me get pretty here, I need to go to my workplace and talk to Mark with Joe. If all goes well, I’ll have until Saturday off work and be able to wear sexy outfits to work every day after. I also want to talk to Mark about being a masseuse. I know I heard his dad mention he wanted to build onto the fitness center to add more equipment so maybe I can get room enough for a table.”

“That works. Good luck! So, what’s the plan for tonight if Joe doesn’t stay? The guys coming over after practice?”

“I’m not sure of anything at this point. Honestly, as much as I want attention, even I could use a day off. If not, then I guess I get fucked all night.” She laughed.

“Joe might go for seconds.”

“Well, he booked a hotel room in St. Louis, so I know I’ll get laid tomorrow night. He wants to buy me sexy dresses too.”

“You’re just making out like a bandit.”

“It feels awesome to know I’m spoiled.”

“Alright! I’ll let you go. Keep me posted.”

“Will do! Will do you.” She added laughing.

“Can’t wait!”

“Miss me Dougy.”

“Dougy style!” He ended the call on a hustle chuckle.

She found it cute too.

Pleasent Meadow High! Noon!

Yolanda Bloom sat at her desk during lunch hour pondering that odd phone call with Kevin Palmer’s brother Damian. Fondly recalling the beastly jock back in her heyday, she admittedly regretted not sleeping with the guy. He was tall, buff, healthy as a horse, and charismatically charming. His gravelly voice alone was enough to take her fingers down that road for a bumpy ride. Dildo in her desk for lunch hour fun!

A series of yearbooks in her classroom, one for each year that she taught there at PMH as a fond memory of the past, she had brought down her first and second tour of duty. Giving his brother Kevin time to grab a bite before coming back for a talk about his father she looked Damian up. “Mmm! Look at those muscles. How did I not seduce that boy? I bet he’s ten times better now with age and military presence. I should ask Kevin if he has any Army photos of him when he gets back.”

Removing her heels under her desk for a short breather to relax her toes she wondered if even considering the boys dad was smart. “I didn’t think to ask how old their father was. If he’s as sturdy as Kevin and Damian, I might be all in at a reasonable age.” Puckering her lips, she tried to recall his looks from the football games. She really should have paid more attention but who knew the boys might ever suggest such a thing.

“I’ll introduce myself on Friday at least. If it goes nowhere, I’m sure I’ll have no trouble finding another date. Tender guys love me. If I’d let more in, students here would devour me.” Ego yes, knowledge absolute! She did try her best to be professional here in town but hookups from other schools were occasional, it wasn’t like students didn’t locate her on the dating site. Knowing students were pretty much taboo in the eyes of the school board she at least made certain her dates were already graduated. Cougar she was but Yolanda Bloom took care in how exactly she hunted. Most hunts! Risks might need to be taken.

“I’m back.” Kevin Palmer returned after wolfing down a chicken salad sandwich and a coke.

“That was fast. I expected maybe another ten minutes.”

“Naaa! I wanted plenty of time with you.”

“Oh, really?” She smiled brightly and watched him take a seat on the side of her desk. Turning in her swivel seat she shared her muscular legs with no shoes on. “I was just looking your brother up in this old yearbook. Refreshing my memory of him, it has been a while. Has he changed much?”

“Works out religiously. Not much to do over there but stay fit he says.”

“I can only imagine.”

“Imagine or fantasize?” He chuckled. “I am not apologizing for anything I say after that phone call.”

“I’m tough. Speak your mind.” She felt honored he was manning up.

“If my dad doesn’t date you I will.”

“If you were a few years older I’d consider that. You and Damian are very handsome. Is your father fit?”

“Oh, yeah! He’s retired military. He put in his twenty years and got out.”

“How old is your father?”

“44, I think. Looks 35. He works out at home, runs a few days a week. I thought you saw him at one of my games.”

“At a distance and seated on the bleachers. It was dark Kevin. Do you have a picture of him? Damian as well now that he’s older for that matter.”

“I don’t think I have any of dad. Damian maybe.” He pulled his cell out and before anything else set his camera and caught Yolanda off guard by taking a picture of her legs. “For me!” He smirked then ignored her by looking for pics of Damian. Finding a few of him sitting in a Humvee and standing near an Apache helicopter he shared those. She simply sat back between photos shown to her and processed his behavior after the photo taken of her legs. She did like being photographed it made her feel sexy. “Here’s two more! Just swipe for the second pic.” Cell passed off.

“He makes camo look good. I think he’s bigger than I remember.” She switched legs in crossing as she rotated pictures. In doing so Kevin got a look up her skirt to see more than he bargained for.

“No panties. Looking good Yolanda.”

“You did not see up my skirt.” She dropped her jaw and swiped the second photo by accident but bypassed it for a third. The next pic made her decidedly not care if he saw her. “Well now! I presume this is you?” She showed him the photo. “Unless of course you carry photographs of Damian’s penis on your phone.”

“Naaa! Totally me.”

“That’s a pretty good size by the looks of it.”

“I think it’d look good up against that bald pussy of yours?”

“You did see it.” She giggled. “Shame on both of us.” A swipe backwards she found Damian bench pressing weights in the base gym. The man was ripped and sweaty while looking fierce. She had to fan herself.

“You know you like being noticed. You said you were tough.”

“I am. I’m not embarrassed if you think that.”

“Good! I saw something shiny. Piercing?”

“My clit yes. Our secret I hope.”

“Yep! Just like the secret Damian told me before I came back to class.”

“Pardon me?”

“If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret.” He flirted hard. “I’ll tell you if you take a picture of your pierced clit for me.”

“Here! Take your penis back.” She laughed and handed him his cell. “Close my door and I’ll let you. I have to know this secret.” Hopping up he stepped to the door and looked out at an empty hall.

“Not a soul. Let’s leave it open.” He whipped back around and reset his camera. “Spread ‘em you fine ass bitch.” Eyes flaring at his bravado she wiggled an index finger and stood up. Walking to the door he presumed she was going to close it for herself. A glance out to confirm she turned to face him and walked back to her desk and took a seat on it where he had occupied the space. Lifting her skirt up she placed one foot on the surface and shared an incredibly stunning cunt. Moving closer Kevin knelt down and snapped a picture of it, then leaned up close to get a better look at the silver piercing with a tiny gem in the head of it. “Garnet?”

“My birth gem yes. I can feel your breath on my clit.”

“Rather feel my tongue?”

“Tell me that secret.”

“That I want to fuck the hell out of you.”

“I already knew that one when you told your brother in the hallway.”

“Spread your pussy lips for a pic then I’ll cave and tell you.”

“Hurry it up.” She used both hands to pry her vulva wide. “I must be crazy.”

“Not crazy!” He crouched for a money shot of her sopping wet pussy, “Just hoping I’d put my dick in there.”

“Behave, Mister Palmer.” She laughed and closed shop, both pussy and her skirt.

“Give me one second.” He toyed with his cell then sent the three photos to both Damian and his dad. “Had to give my dad a taste of you. Damian too!”

“You did not just ... now I know I can’t trust you.”

“You can. In Damian’s case he’s already watched you fuck a guy.”

“How could he know that?”

“Football field his senior year. He and the entire team snuck out there and watched you get hammered.” She dropped her jaw and shook her head.

“Said you were hot as fuck riding that guy.”

“I do ride hard.” She admitted. “Yes, I did do that. I thought we were safe after the game had ended and people went home. I suppose I was wrong.”

“Nipples pierced too?”

“Yes.” She chuckled.

“Let’s see ‘em! Need pics of your ass too.”

“You are so going to show all of your friends, aren’t you?”

“No. You’ll do that on your own.”

“Oh, will I?” She sneered playfully. “What makes you think I’d do that?”

“Because now I have your mind wandering.” His cell pinged. “Dad says that’s one sweet snatch.” He even showed her the text. This made her fan her face with both hands. “Damian probably won’t reply until later it’s late over there in Iraq.”

“Well, I’m glad your father approves.”

“Lower that cleavage. Show me what you want me to motorboat.”

“You are just full of yourself today, aren’t you.”

“Glad to empty the tank if you want me to.”

“That might be thrilling to watch. I don’t know about showing your friends.”

“It’d be just like old times. Damian’s team saw you. Being a Palmer if you showed my team, it would take you full circle.”

“Oh, God!” She laughed and eyed the clock on the classroom wall. “There’s only ten minutes until next bell. If I do this, you have to protect me, Kevin. I can’t lose this job.”

“Everything in life is a risk. You do this because you can’t resist showing me, them.”

“You are awfully sure of yourself; I’ll give you that.”

“You’ll give me Saturday night to fuck that beautiful pussy.”

“Slow down. I don’t know. Your age is jail time.”

“Eighteen! I’m legal. Get over that shit!”

“I thought I was supposed to be meeting your dad.”

“Who knows you could have both Palmer’s in one night.” That made her tremble. One last glance out the door she closed it this time and stepped out of sight of the window. Unbuttoning her dress, she revealed a lacy bra. A clasp in the front of it made things so much easier. Removing the cups, she showed off her gravity defying chest. “Damn! Those are fucking perfect.” He took a picture of their fullness, then a close up of her barbell pierced nipples. “Look how aroused those are.”

“I wonder why.” She shook her tits just to show she was not as stressed as she probably should be.

“Let me kiss both nipples.”

“Hurry it up.” He lowered his cell and devoured them one at a time. Her eyes rolled white at the sensitivity. “Oh, fuck! I’ve needed that.”

“Dad and I can share these Saturday.”

“We’ll see! Let me meet him on Friday first.”

“DP!”

“Which stands for Double Palmers?” She laughed. “It’s been years since I’ve been with two guys at once.”

“Three if Damian was at home.”

“When does he get a furlough?”

“Couple months from now I think.” He motorboated her quickly then stood up. “Button up before we get busted. I’ll tell D you want all three of us at once.”

“You are vicious today. I’ll consider that. It does sound fun.”

“Tomorrow, I want to take nudes of you on your desk.”

“For your dad? He might think I’m a slut.”

“You need to be.” He waited until she had attached her bra then moved in for the kill and kissed her. She grew tense but just that fast relaxed and enjoyed his lips. Bell ringing, he left her flustered and buttoning up her dress in a hurry. “See you in class tomorrow, Yolanda. Trust me, okay.”

“I have no choice.”

“No. You really don’t.” He sneered, “Rub that pussy and think of me.” Turning away he left her holding fingers to her lips. With two more classes before days end she had no choice but to finger herself during. It was kind of fun cumming in class without anyone knowing.

“I might have to watch tonight’s football practice before I head home.”

One class left! Technically two!

CVS on Main Street! Right across from the Police Station.

Joe carried a hand basket with him to grab a few things besides his prescription medication once he reached the pharmacy. Shopping first he planned on paying for everything back there. After receiving a picture of a beautiful, pierced pussy he was smiling hard at the encouragement of his two sons. Just as he grabbed lambskin condoms, four packs and a bottle of lube his cell buzzed again. Checking the message, he found photos of Yolanda Blooms tits.

“I swear Kev, why can’t you show me her face. I just get legs, pussy, and tits? Not complaining thus far, she does have a nice body. Pretty gonzo of her doing this at school. I don’t know about ever getting serious, but she sure looks fun. As much as I hate to say it my boys are right. I do need to move on from the memory of their mother. At the very least this gal can keep me happy on weekends. I can’t just fuck Candace, eventually it’s going to start feeling wrong. I love the kid dammit. Well, I could, weekly, but not daily. I just need to slow everything to a crawl concerning my desires.” Like his son Kevin, an act made to look legit he knew keeping that up was going to be tedious. It did feel good to be controlling though. “I need to find my own little slut on a leash.”

“That you, Joey Palmer?”

Turning at the voice of an elder, Joe was taken by surprise. “Well, I’ll be Chip Kotter. How’s life?”

“Not bad. Not bad. Did your pretty young daughter-in-law tell you I taught her how to fish out at Old Mill Bridge Park?”

“My son Kevin did. That was nice of you what you did.”

“Pretty crazy what she’s doing for your boy Damian. You do know about that right?” Kotter leaned over Joe’s basket to see it full of condoms. “Yep! Telltale sign.”

“Being protective. I’m the only level-headed Palmer in all of this. I can’t stop D and she won’t tell him no, so what else have I got? How’s Sean and the kids?”

“Lazy but I love him. Kids are all but grown. Kassi is a cheerleader over at Blacklight Parrish. Sean Junior just went off to an autobody school in Kentucky.”

“Blacklight Parrish is who the Groundhogs battle on Friday. You coming to the game?”

“Naaa! I can’t sit on those bleachers anymore. Now that Sean Junior isn’t playing, I’m not going just for any pep squad.”

“I wonder if Kevin knows Kassi. I mean he doesn’t know you but, wait she’s a junior, isn’t she?”

“Another year of school.”

“I’ll ask him out of curiosity. I need to get moving Kotter. I have to run by the fitness center still and talk Candi’s boss into letting her off so I can take her to St. Louis shopping. It was good to see you again. Tell Sean to call me, maybe we can play a round of golf. You can drive the golf cart for us and drink a beer while we 18 hole.”

“Sounds like a blast. I’ll do that.” A pat on the shoulder in passing Joe headed for the pharmacy and refilled his Lisinopril. Everything purchased there he headed outside for his truck parked up front. He no more than got into his seat and he received a text from Kevin.

“Face pic finally?” Nope! Text this time.

“Hey dad! I just wanted to see what you thought of Yolanda’s pics. I think I have her hooked on the Palmer’s.”

“Nice private parts. Would have been nice to see a picture of her face.”

“Just think young Heather Locklear.”

“Nice image. I had a TJ Hooker poster of Heather on my wall back in the day.”

“I’ll take face pics tomorrow. I’m getting her to pose naked for you unless she chickens out. I think she wants to meet you Friday night.”

“So much for a couple days in St. Louis. One night stay it looks like.” Joe told himself.

“I have a yearbook at home I’ll give you a preview of normalcy.”