Chapter 18: Adult Conversation

Later in the evening, the game was over and the TV was turned off. While Dan and Rosemary were chatting, Dale took the sleepy boys to their bedroom and tucked them in. When he returned to the living room, he asked, “So, what’s the story with Erika?”

After the explanation, he said, “That poor girl, I can’t imagine being afraid of sex.”

Delia interjected. “Oh, sure you can. I’ve seen both of your hard-ons, and lots of women would be scared of your huge hard cocks.”

Rosemary scowled. “What did you say?”

“Oops. Um, after Dale was back from jail, he was showering before you got home from work. I got in the shower with him, grabbed his cock, and told him he’d better shape up and make you happy or—”

“Both of you women pull on me like it’s a leash!”

“It worked, didn’t it. That was the night I took the boys to McDonald’s.”

“Oh, yeah!” remembered Rosemary.

“I also saw him lubing it up the other day when you wanted anal from him. Believe me, in the dark I wouldn’t know whose cock I was holding, Dan’s or Dale’s. Back to Erika for a moment. I told her that after her medical procedure, she should come visit Dan and I for some sex education.

“I told her that she could visit us, even spend the night. The reason I could make that invitation is this: Dan’s mom is very sweetly going to let us live together in her house while she spends several weeks in Arizona. We will be living as a couple! I couldn’t be more excited.”

Rosie said, “Oh, that’s wonderful, right, Dale?”

“Sure, but please keep coming back here for Sunday suppers.”

“Also, because Carla’s being so generous, I invited her to join us next Sunday, is that OK?”

“Of course, we’re looking forward to it.”

“I guess that’s all my news, I guess we should all turn in for bed.”

Rosemary bristled. “Not so fast, young lady. You have more to tell. So tonight, I find out you had MY husband’s cock in your hand. So, what else were you plotting?”

“Oh, don’t make me tell. I don’t want to hurt him!”

Folding her arms, and glaring, her mother waited.

“Dale, when you wouldn’t come home, Mom was getting sad and frustrated, every day a little more. She was trying to be brave, and strong. She thought you were abandoning her, and us. I was casting about desperate to help her. I was afraid for her.

“So I was going to put her in bed with me and Dan. Because, to be honest, Dan was showing more interest in her than you were, in your anti-American shit fit. If you hadn’t come back when you did, Dan and I would have done our very best to show Mom she was still sexy and desirable.

“But you did come home, finally. And none of this happened. You should know, though, when I admitted that I had this idea to him, Dan got instantly erect. I told him, ‘I’m Rosie,’ and he fucked me hard while we were listening to you two banging in the laundry room.

“You came home from jail just in time, or it would have been Dan’s cock, not yours, in Mom’s hot pussy.”