Chapter 21: Boys in the Basement

At the beginning of August, Curtis was working out under the Korhonen’s house with Onni. It wasn’t his first time using the equipment. Once again, though, he was mildly irritated.

“I swear, Onni, next time I come here, I’m bringing a conversion chart. I can never remember the formula from pounds to kilograms, and all this machinery and equipment is marked in metrics. Yeah, I know the basic rule, but my arms wobble when I’m trying to do math in my head.”

“That’s why you should only work out with ME around, Curtis. I can calculate while I’m spotting you for safety.”

Anja had just come down the stairs and overheard Curtis complaining.

“Anja, you came down here for another reason.”

“Really?”

“You found out that when I’m straining, like when I’m pushing up on the barbell with those heavyweight disks on each end, that’s when I get all swollen ‘down there.’ It’s physiology, Anja, my blood pressure goes up a lot when I lift weights.”

“That’s what you SAY, but I’ve seen you both get hard down in this basement. Not because of your blood pressure. It’s because you two are actually bisexuals.”

Onni and Curtis looked deeply into each other’s eyes and sighed, theatrically.

“I knew it!” crowed Anja. The boys managed to hold each other’s gaze for a few more seconds, then collapsed into great heaving spasms of laughter.

“Anja,” sputtered her brother, “how often have I shown you how much I love pussy?”

“The truth is, Onni, you are far more fascinated with butt-holes. I guess now we know why. Would you like me to lubricate Curtis so you can penetrate him?”

“Anja, you can’t possibly think I don’t love pussy.”

“Curtis, no, I’m confident in your vulvar preferences. But, wait, Onni is hard. Look at him!”

“Onni, I don’t want to be unkind, but I’m not wanting that type of connection with you. Sorry.”

“OK, fine, but that’s not what is on my mind. Anja, would you consider being a cowgirl with him while I slide into your little pink asshole? That is the idea making me hard right now.”

“Curtis, he wants to double penetrate me, with you in my vagina and him in my ass. I should warn you that you would be feeling him through the thin partition inside me. In other words, your cocks would feel like they were rubbing on each other.

“To me, the combination feels wonderful, but it might make you uncomfortable or squicked.”

“You’re telling me your brother’s pale pencil will feel pounding pleasure from my adjacent massive ebony tool?”

“Oh, barf,” commented Onni while Anja giggled.