Episode 397: TAILGATE

5:15 PM! Buck Wilds Estates! Countryside!

Randy Beckett had come home to shower before loading up his dogs for his newest hunting trip. Avoiding his wife Darcy before she could pick up on any scent of sex, he had recently had with his secretary Olga, that shower needed to be ASAP. Luckily, Darcy was doing laundry in the basement and preparing her thoughts on her next visit to her well-paying neighbor Parker Rockhurst. Now that she had sold her soul as an escort, she was at the old fart’s beckon ... BECKett call!

“One of these days Darcy is going to catch onto my deceptions. All of these hunting trips every weekend leaving her home alone will get to her. With Andrea growing up and graduating this Spring it will get worse once she goes off to college.” Simply thinking about his daughter, he looked down at his wet erection and watched it extend into a firm, thick Boss.

“Jesus! I can’t believe Andi has this effect on me. Not even fucking Olga at the office tired him out.” But again, he had fantasized about Andrea while hammering his hot Russian secretary. His daughter’s admission to knowing he jizzed on her feet the night before then dared to go out of her way to tease him the following morning had him struggling to go down.

“Well, at least I know my second-in-command here will still want my weekend hookup with Maggy Stewart. Our fourth hookup in a month this should realistically be it for us. I can’t risk her State Trooper husband finding out about our flings and making my life hell. At least we won’t get busted at our seedy hotel now that my new employee Harmony Wilder is loaning me her cabin in the mountains. I need to get a move on; I’ll get there by dark as it is. Harmony’s sister Tranquility will think I’m not showing up. I can’t expect her to be out late on my account. Shit! I still need to put gas in the pickup. Harmony mentioned meeting at the Marathon station and my following her to the cabin. Which, I don’t guess I need her if Tranquility will be waiting. I...”

“Hi, Daddy!” Knock! Knock! Andrea stood outside his glass shower door completely naked.

“Shit! Why are you naked? I thought you said you weren’t coming home. Going to the football game, right?”

“Yes! I only came home to change. I thought I would say hi first.” She had found blood on her dress from her bestie Sandy Martin’s loss of virginity to Dirk Mason. That’s what she got for hugging her bestie after school to congratulate her. “Sandra is waiting outside in her mom’s van. She lost her virginity at school today. Can you believe she lost hers before me? No fair!”

“Do I need to hear this? Where’s your mother? Don’t let her catch you talking to me in here with no clothes on.”

“She went out to leash up your dogs and move them into your truck.”

“No shit! Since when does your mother get her hands dirty. She must really want me out of her hair.”

“Just being helpful.” Andi opened his shower down and reached over to solidly grip his soapy dick. “Like me!” Dropping to her knees she attempted to stroke his cock. He let her for all of ten seconds.

“Hey! No touching.”

“Will you get over yourself already. You came on my toes and let me rub my pussy in the car this morning. I know you won’t tell mom what I do. And I won’t tell her what you do with me.” Stroking him he held his breath. “Want me to make you cum real fast?”

“No! Not today!” He removed her fingers and escorted her back so that he could close the door of the shower. “Go change!”

“Okay! I want to jerk you off one of these days. I need practice.”

“Go ask Beau.” He laughed!

“Already helped him. I touched Nate’s dick today too. Don’t tell Beau.”

“Playing both men?” All three, including you Big Daddy.

“For now!” Suddenly, McRonald’s sounded intriguing. She missed her Marietta-DeVille Mustangs. Hmm! “I wonder if Cassandra would want to stop by there instead of going to the game. Now that she’s not a virgin anymore she might be more into exploring. Surely, Dirk Mason is only a phase. Eww!” Drying her hand off she kissed her palm then slapped the glass. “Love you, Daddy! See you when you get home.”

“Have fun at the McKellen party.”

“You know I will.”

Leaving Randy, she went to her bedroom and switched into one of her new sexy dresses from Girdles Interrupted. “No underwear! If I can just convince Sandy to skip the game, I want to try doing what the cops told me I could get away with. I just need to be careful that neither Beau nor Nathan knows what I’m getting away with. I don’t want to ruin losing my virginity when I promised it to Beau. That’s why I agreed anal testing with Nate. Best of both worlds. I ... wonder how bad anal hurts. Maybe I should sample at least that much before tomorrow night. Nate won’t know I dabbled; it’s not like my asshole has a hymen.” Giggling over it she sprayed perfume all over and switched into pumps. Time to go!

Hurrying downstairs and out the backdoor Andi ran into Sandy and her mother Darcy hauling the dogs to Randy’s older truck. “Hey! Don’t get your clean dress dirty.” She told Sandy.

“I’m not! He hasn’t even jumped up on me, just dragging me along.”

“You look nice!” Darcy grew suspicious! “Too nice for a football game.”

“Tell that to the hunky football players drooling over me.”

“What about Beau?” Darcy winked! “Dusting him already?”

“No! Same for Nathan. I just need to feel wanted. Can’t a girl explore her abilities.”

“Just don’t go too crazy.” Mother sent Buford up into his cage then took Sandy’s leash with Arlo and patted the tailgate. The hound joined his brother in the cage, and she unhooked both for comfort. Cage closed and locked they were ready to go. Dogfood in an old ice-melt container they were ready to ride.

“Let’s go!” Andrea took Sandy by her hand and led her to the van. “I’m glad your mom didn’t stop and ask you questions before leaving your house.”

“I just told mom my period came early. She bought it. I cleaned up, the bleeding stopped. Good to go.”

“Good to HO?”

“Haha!” Eye contact once they climbed into the van Sandy read her besties mind. “We’re not going to the game, are we?”

“Drive! Before mom stops us.” Backing out Sandy drove on into town. “I have a question.”

“Shoot!”

“That’s what Dirk did.” Andi laughed! “I’m envious that you lost your virginity before I did. I mean, I’m happy for you but I honestly expected to be first. Did it ... hurt?”

“Yep! Until it felt good. Once Dirk pierced my hymen and the blood started it hurt. After about ten minutes it began feeling amazing.”

“What about anal?”

“That hurt too but not so bad after my hole enlarged.” She fanned herself. “I love anal.”

“Ugh! You’re killing me, Martin. Let’s skip the game.”

“And go where?” A stare between them Sandy again read her mind. “Seriously? McRonald’s again.”

“I need touched all over. Will you hold my hand if I let a boy give me anal?”

“Oh, God! That Tucker guy?” The name seemed to be popular.

“No! He said he would be out of town.”

“Who then?”

“Random! I just want to know if I can cope if I let Nate take my butthole. I’m saving my pussy for Beau on Sunday.”

“So, three guys in three days. I get your desire to learn but ... you know how I felt about the guy who tried to take me from behind. I honestly felt I was a mercy ... gap.” She knew going in that it wasn’t to lose her virginity. “I really like Dirk Mason. I kind of want to see where this goes.”

“I get it. I had a few close calls when Mimi Alexander was with me. Shit! I never told you about that day. I went alone but Mimi and I intended to go shopping. Instead, we ended up at McRonald’s.”

“Some best friend I must be if you left me out.”

“I didn’t intend to. I ... maybe was protecting Mimi.”

“Come on!” Sandy stopped at a stop sign on the edge of the city. No traffic behind her she paused. “It’s not like I don’t know what Mimi does in school. I’m sure she does crazy stuff in the outside world too. It’s you that I’m concerned about. I think you’re addicted to letting guys use you. Even the cops! They let you streak and not get into trouble. How does that even happen?”

“They like me. I’m cute.” She giggled! “Hey! I’m having fun. Never in my life have I had a boyfriend. I’m pretty and I know guys look at me but no one ever asks me out. It wasn’t until I went to McRonald’s with Dakota and Sable and things went bonkers. Now every guy there likes me. I might be bragging but I think I’m prettier than Sable and Kota.” Sandy actually agreed with her assessment.

“Quit looking at my tits. I know that they’re bigger than the twins are. They’re 34B, I’m 36C. Guys like bigger boobs.” Debatable!

“If that were the case I’d have fifty boyfriends. I’m a 38C. We both know it’s because I’m overweight. I mean, I’m cute too if I didn’t have puffy cheeks and a big butt.” A car finally showing up Sandy moved on past the stop sign and into town.

“I’ll be your wing girl again, but I don’t want to play with other boys. Maybe if Dirk and I don’t work out I might change my mind. Sex is pretty awesome. He’s actually going to church with me this Sunday and wants to meet my parents. That has to be positive, right?”

“You’ve been with him for one day. You know his track record with Dakota and Meg. He can’t keep a girl.”

“Maybe I can be the girl who changes him. He likes me even though I’m a big girl. Meg and Dakota are perfect bodies, that’s why he would never be able to keep them. Just let me have this for my self-esteem. I feel really good about him.”

“Okay! I support you; you support me. Wing Girl!”

“Thanks! So, you’re really considering anal today?”

“Within an hour. My curfew with mom only lets me stay out until an hour after the football game.”

“Mine too! If anything, while you lose your anal virginity I can talk to boys and learn what I can maybe surprise Dirk with.”

“Ooo! Perfect your blowjob skills.” Andi was having fun, batting her lashes at Sandy. Mulling it over Sandy pondered the possibility. “Do I detect a maybe?”

“Maaaybe!” Sandy laughed! “I just don’t want Dirk to think I’m cheating on him already.”

“Like when he cheated on Meg when he ate out Piper by the birch tree. Yes, I heard him bragging over it. I cannot believe Piper even let him do that.”

“Piper would do anything. That towel incident in the cafeteria was crazy bold. Besides, it’s no worse than what Mimi or Josie is doing. Heck, Mavis Hale and JJ Eccles are starting to teach in the nude I hear. I haven’t had any classes with them when they did that, but I hear of it.”

“Chandra was even toying with her class a little today in a wet dress that was almost transparent. That’s the one teacher I’m shocked by. Who is next Mallory Unger?”

“Did you hear Mallory crawled like a dog all the way from the cafeteria when Mimi ate out Chandra? People said she was whimpering and wagging her tail.”

“Well, Mimi was wearing a cat tail. Maybe it inspired Mallory.”

“Who knows!” Barrett Booth knew! He was going to learn a lot tonight about Miss Unger. “Clown House up ahead. Whatever happened to Ronald? You never see the clown anymore.”

“Too many gay actors playing him. I think the owners were afraid they would lose business.”

“Yet, they let you streak. Ooo! You should wear clown make-up and play with boys. Rhonda McRonald!” Andrea busted up laughing, then nodded with a puckered lower lip. “Do I detect a maybe?” She repeated Andi’s earlier comment.

“Maaaybe!” Touche!

Pulling into the parking lot they noticed two police cruisers outside. “POPO! Are you sure you want to risk this? Those cops who told you that you could do anything might not be these guys. What if you run into a few who aren’t crooked.”

“Only one way to find out. I don’t see that many Mustangs through the windows.”

“Maybe they’re at one of the football games.”

“I never considered that.”

“I see mostly older guys.”

“You’re right about the cops. I don’t see Mister Green or Mister Chandler. I can’t recall the names of the other officers that day with Mimi, but I don’t see them.”

“Take this slow just in case. Let’s not get arrested.”

“Okay! Just follow my lead.”

Parked, engine off, they shook off their nerves and headed inside. Reaching the entrance and opening the door, the first person they spotted was Knox Hardecker’s best nerd Dudley “Dip” Poole, fulltime loser, parttime employee. Fourth day in a row he was looking forward to the weekend off.

“Hey, Andi!” He pepped up in collecting dinner trays from the garbage can area. For once he got to work elsewhere than as the drive-thru cashier. “Sup, Sandy!” Oddly enough Dip did check out Sandy’s tits. Noticing his eye contact she flared her eyes and realized that maybe guys did like her more than her esteem allowed. Dip was in the same league as Dirk Mason, nerdy and thin. Sometimes an asshole, Dip at least try to be nice.

“Hey, Dudley!” Andrea pulled him aside. “You know what I did a few times here lately. I don’t see any Mustangs or Huskies around, game I assume.”

“Yep! Huskies against the Weasels. Tonight’s game clenches who battles with whom in two weeks for the trophy. Mustangs started going elsewhere. Burger Kink, I think.”

“Aww! I miss my Mustangs.”

“Hold up, Beckett! I have to ask. What has gotten into you? I mean, don’t take this wrong but you’re acting awful slutty these days. Not that I don’t mind seeing you in action, I do. I guess I just ... worry about you.”

“That’s sweet of him to say.” Sandy had to point it out, hopefully as brownie points. Dip did grin with appreciation.

“Thanks, Dip! I can take care of myself. The Mustang’s respect me thanks to the cops.”

“About them! Be careful there. I see a lot of shit going down. Tawny... “ He froze, slipping up in mentioning the name.

“Tawny? As in my cousin Tawny?” Sandy tilted her head with curiosity. “What about Tawny?”

“Awww, maaan! That came out by accident. Tawny does way more here with guys than Andrea has. She goes all the way. That can’t be any shocker Sandy, you know her better than anyone.”

“She’s impossible to control. I don’t even know why Jesse Manley puts up with her. He has to know she’s unfaithful.”

“I’m pretty sure he doesn’t care as much as you think. I’ve heard her on the phone with him while she’s ... doing things with other guys. She wasn’t hiding her moans.”

“Wonderful!”

“Can we talk about me for a minute.” Andi was getting antsy. “The cops that are in here now. Are they as trustworthy as Mister Green and Mister Chandler?”

“None of them are trustworthy. I need to watch my own back, but my manager tells me that the cops are all devious. They tell not just you or Tawny that they can do whatever they want. It’s like they want to encourage other girls to do more too.”

“And here I thought I was special.”

“You’re an attraction. Guys definitely talk about you. I listen, trust me.”