Episode 375: LOW BLOW

“That’s right! Bring it in! Everyone gets a piece of me.”

Travis Herbert was feeling mighty special for once after a tedious morning. A few fun bodily collisions with his beautiful Desi cake cutter Chandra Mahkharti and band teacher Marci VanCamp had him on the jealousy radar. Guys were envious that he was getting away with groping both women. How did this cheesy bastard rate?

Chandra had, had home economics teacher Edna Fromme bake him a birthday cake all his own with a helpful assist by Geek Squeak member Megan Love. Meg was in a crisis all of her own today; her ex-boyfriend Dirk Mason was engaging in sex with of all people the pudgy Sandy Martin. She wasn’t certain if he was just using Sandy to get even with her for her dumping him in favor of Jock Flock member Toby Mellon, but it sure seemed that way. The thing is she really didn’t care, her feelings for both boys were waning. There was just something about the birthday boy here. She hoped this cake would let her know she cared. There might be mixed feelings here shortly!

His girlfriend Sable had also joined them in dropping the cake off. While wandering the halls instead of seeing her mother have sex in front of her class of horny bastards she bailed. Aimless at first, she lucked onto Edna and Meg’s nomadic bake drop-off. Used to her advantage Sable was there during the birthday song and to land the first piece of cake. The old saying you can have your cake and eat it too made more sense. Leaving with her cake along with two of the Terrible Trio Neo Pryor and Hoyt Rollins she had her own bit of sexy fun by stripping out of her dress and letting them lick icing off of her gorgeous body. HELL YEAH! None the wiser!

The boys were having a blast playing with Sable behind Perbert’s back. Ordered by neighbor Knox Hardecker not to ruin her game of deceit meant the identical twin giving into the enemy. She didn’t necessarily like Knox or these bozo buttons, but she didn’t hate them either. Well-aware of the risk she was having the time of her life.

The main reason for her decision to incorporate these assholes was due to the hillbilly bodybuilder Dominic Black. Sable had a crush on Kelly Herbert’s master, and he was also using Sable on the sly. If she wanted to be a slave like Kelly, then she needed to grow into the role and do everything Kel was doing. Same set of rules on a lesser level until she lost her virginity to Perbert. Tomorrow night would change her outlook. A promise was a promise until it wasn’t!

She might not be busting that hymen wide open but she sure was playing hard. It wasn’t just with Knox and the Terrible Trio either. She had Custer Martini and Corey Samson wrapped around her pinky. Even some wrestlers knew of her treachery but swore to keep her identity switches with her sister Dakota a secret. To Perbert it was Dakota doing the boy chasing. Sable just reaped the benefits. Off on her own now things were back to normal. A cheerleading practice called by Piper Cherry once she was done getting gangbanged in the gym laundry room would keep Sable busy. Crazy day! Every day!

Hugging up to Chandra, Travis passed out small pieces of cake to his classmates. Watching them like a hawk was the devious blackmailer, Dillon Kirkpatrick. He was waiting in the wings to make life miserable for Perbert as much as use Chandra for his sexual fantasies. That game was just getting started. He had given into her not wanting to teach in the nude like Josie until next week. Instead, he ordered her to go outdoors in the rain at the end of each class period and drench her dress and teach while sopping wet. Questions were obviously asked as to why, but she simply said she forgot something in her car. That is until just before lunch. Dillon threw her dress out the window. In a panic she crawled out that window before anyone caught her.

Someone did however! A chance encounter with another set of clothes thrown out of Josie McKellen’s class on the second floor led to Counsellor Piper Cherry climbing down a gutter to grab her leggings. Both women busted nude, they simply agreed that life here at Horton-Dexter was evolving. A nice chat here soon would be inevitable, but to protect herself Chandra would have to lie. Dillon would destroy her life if she confessed of his blackmail scheme. No, she would lie, lie, lie! Lay too, if necessary! The day was hardly over!

“Oh, my! It appears you have a present hidden within.”

Chandra had no idea what was baked into the cake until her latest cut revealed something made of cloth. “I will let you take it from here.” She had a very bad feeling but was terrified to speak up.

“Aww! A secret present?” He pinched the garment and gently tugged it from the moist cake. Once fully out he held them up. “Oh, shit! Who do these belong to?” At first, he laughed over it then turned to Chandra and whispered, “Are these yours?” Dillon pointed at her directly and she had no choice but to say yes. The students around them eating or awaiting cake dropped their jaws. Was her fresh off the body flavor baked into each delicious bite? Oh, yeah! NOT!

“Yes! With all that has been going on in school I am trying my hand at opening up.” Dillon nodded at her confession; it played right into his hands. “You may keep them.” Of course, they belonged to student Heidi Cooper who helped instigate the bakeoff. Oddly enough, in hearing they were Chandra’s the students wolfed down their cake. In their morbid minds it was like eating Chandra herself.

“You lucky dog!” Hector Cahones ribbed Perbert. “Are you going to eat those?”

“What?” He bulged his eyes then glanced at Chandra. “I can’t! I’m glad Sable wasn’t here to see this. Why would you do this, Chandra?” A shrug she snatched them from him at Dillon’s charades and removed her heels. Pulling the icing covered undies up her legs she wore them, although a tight fit her skirt lowered to cover the mess.

“Wow! Can I talk to you in the hall for a minute?”

Following Travis, Chandra stepped into the quiet hallway and looked at him with a pout. “You are upset with me?”

“Hell no!” He dropped to his knees and hiked her skirt up and buried his face into her tasty pastry undies. Licking icing off directly over her clitoris before luring the white undies aside to apply his tongue to the real article. The boy simply couldn’t resist.

“Oh, Mister Herbert! You are so very daring. You must hurry!” Giddy she danced in step until he was done. Licking his icing moustache off he stood up and made a face.

“What the hell did Edna and Meg use in the icing? It’s tangy but bitter.” It’s called piss and male semen you idiot! Just don’t tell the other students or vomit would be added. “That was the best birthday present ever.” Chandra felt lousy about lying but she did adore his tongue.

“We must not be out here long they will talk.”

“You are still coming to the game tonight to support me, right?”

“Is the game still being played?”

“I’m not positive but I’ve heard the Jocks say it never gets too messy. So, I’d say yes. I need to go to the gym here soon and ask Coach Crandell about being Bad Bird again. I need redemption. Odessa Bradley is making a new suit so I’m hoping it’s less awkward. She’s Octavia’s cousin.”

“I see! Yes, I will drop by for a short while. I do not want to divide your attention from your job and Sable as cheerleader. You must be very proud of her.”

“I am. I’m proud of you too. Placing your panties in my cake took guts. Are you really going to open up and start acting like Josie and the other teachers?”

“Would you not like to see me teach naked?” She beguiled him with her lashes.

“Well, yeah! But you know me. What about all these other dumbasses. I don’t want the Terrible Trio near you.”

“I can take care of myself.” COUGH! COUGH! “With my parents away, I can evolve.” Dillon’s words, not hers! “I must! I do this all for you my perverted ally.”

“I have your back. Just ... please be careful.”

“I will tell you the same. Let us pass out more cake before the bell rings.”

“Right!”

Just as the two of them reentered her classroom Sable McKellen opened the restroom door and saw that the coast was clear. Motioning Neo Pryor and Hoyt Rollins out of hiding she went off on her own, the boys hurrying back to see Perbert’s reaction to his cake. Luckily, Dillon had recorded Chandra putting the underwear on.

Heidi Cooper and Kim Goins were going to laugh their asses off over it. Just as the boys reached the door a loud scream of, “MOTHERFUCKERS!” echoed throughout the halls. Looking in they found Perbert holding a pair of latex condoms that had also been snuck into the cake. Cum enriched condoms that Mimi Alexander had sucked on for hours until finally spitting them into a garbage can yesterday. Reluctantly, they were salvaged.

“Look! Chandra gave Perbert condoms to wear when he takes Sable’s virginity.” Eddie White chuckled! “Relax, Trav! Everyone knows you and McKellen are going to do it soon.” Well said, Ed! If only they weren’t used already. Ed showed his own naivety as a virgin.

“I most certainly did not leave those for, Mister Herbert. I have no idea how those ended up in the cake.”

“Maybe Megan Love is trying to get your attention, Perbert.” Dillon spoke up! “She did kiss you on the cheek goodbye.” Chandra hearing this wondered if that were true. She had not thought of further competition than simply Sable McKellen.

“Whatever!”

Travis ditched those condoms in the trash. Now that the rubbers were witnessed, those eating cake decided to pitch the remainder of their slices. Even Neo and Hoyt realized something. They had just eaten frosting off of Sable in the bathroom, frosting laced with their own urine and cum. They felt like queers suddenly! Not even close but still! Neither boy would mention their feasting. If they did Dillon would never let them hear the end of it. Sad, that in their eagerness to lick Sable it was they that had instigated the culinary delight. And they called Trav a dumbass!

Andrea Beckett without even thinking had devoured two pieces of cake before Perbert found the underwear and the condoms. The cake itself tasted fine but now she was looking at her plate with doubt. Surely, Edna Fromme wouldn’t have spiked it beyond those things. However, she did know the taste of cum. There was certainly a hint of it in the frosting at least. Shrugging off her worst fears she threw her plate away and sat off to the back of the classroom by herself. Texting her crush Beau Hunter she really wished he might at least join her at tonight’s football game.

“I miss you, Beau.” She slyly took a perfect picture of her pussy up her skirt. Sent she also sent it to Nathan Lowe. Then a boy named Tucker she met at McRonalds who went to another school. Graduated actually, but playing student along with a host of Watchtower employed Romeos using young girls all over Nashville. Knowing for herself that her bestie Sable had intentions of losing her virginity to Travis at the party tomorrow evening she wanted to lose hers as well. The problem with that was she couldn’t make up her mind as to which boy to give herself to. Her earlier conversation with Nathan helped. “I wish I could stick my phone up my pussy and take a picture. Maybe over the weekend I’ll have Sandy do it while I pose. By then I won’t have a hymen in the way.” An interesting visual in her mind had her giggling.

“I’ll let Nathan take my anal virginity and Beau my pussy. Problem solved! Tucker and the other boys can just have both when I want them to.” Smug, she giggled to herself over how smart she was. With neither boy replying back, Nathan in class, Beau still cleaning carpets, she grew bored and thought of her father Randy. “Ooo! Let’s torment dad. After this morning he’s probably suffering.” Oh, no! His secretary Olga took great care of him in the office.

Sending her upskirt pic to her father she added, “I miss you, Dad.” with heart emojis. At his desk dealing with a lumber yard over the office phone Randy heard his cell and looked at the photo. Huffing his cheeks over her boldness he regretted sneaking into her bedroom and masturbating on his daughter’s toes. Knowing he had, their relationship took a 360-degree turn. While on the topic of lumber he was boasting wood himself. No reply back to Andrea he did call Olga to his office to blow him again. It was safer dealing with Olga’s brother Sergei in the Russian Mob than his wife Darcy should she find out about Andi and his silliness.

“Why is no one answering me today? This sucks!”

The PA crackling in the classroom Piper Cherry took over the airwaves. “ALL SWALLOWERS REPORT TO THE GYM FOR A SPECIAL PRACTICE. LET’S BE READY IF THE GAME IS ON MY BIRDIES!” The pep squad for the Horton-Dexter Swallows were known as the Swallowers. Befitting! Obviously, Piper was back in action after her gangbang.

“Piper must have her leggings dry finally. I wonder how Sandy and Dirk are doing. I told dad I’d get a ride home from Sandy before the game tonight. I guess I better make certain I have a ride. She might ditch me for Dirk. So weird! Eww, Dirk Mason!” Texting Sandy she asked, “Still cuddling?” Finally, a reply!

“Still having sex. I gave my first blowjob. Yay!”

“Oh, God! Please don’t send a pic or video. I’ll throw up my cake.” LOLOLOL!

“Cake?”

“Chandra had Edna bake a cake for Perbert. Can you believe Chandra put her underwear in the cake mix?”

“Nooooooo! Really? Dirk is laughing at that.”

“He would! You should put your panties in Dirk’s cake when he has a birthday.”

“With my fat ass it would take up the entire cake. It stopped raining.”

“Hey! Are you giving me a ride home before we go to the game? I told dad you were.”

“Sure! I just need to go home and change into some less bloody clothes.”

“TMI! Bell is ready to ring. See you shortly, I’ll skip library.”

“Noooo! Give me and Dirk another forty minutes.”

“Fine!”

“We’re trying anal next.”

“TMI! TMI! TMI! LOL!”

“Sowwy! See you later.”

“Ugggh! Even Sandy gets anal before I do. What the fuck!” Andi stashed her cellphone in her book bag and watched the class chatting away. Chandra cleaned up the garbage while Travis thanked what few friends that he had in here for their Happy Birthday praise, even if his birthday was a week away. He did have to field off questions about he and Chandra. Without confessions he simply said they joked around a lot.

In collecting plates Chandra ended up amongst the Terrible Trio. Dillon had come clean with his compadres over blackmailing Chandra. They were totally invested in using the teacher. Calling her over Chandra faced Dillon who opened his book bag to let her look inside. “Your last class you leave and meet us in the boy’s bathroom.” They would not make it that far! “We’re using these on you.” Her three five-inch Perbert dildos lie in his bag, each with the word Perbert written on them in Sharpie. “Arguing with me?”