Episode 368: MEnU

Lunch! Minutes prior to testing tubes!

Having isolated himself to write a report for a high paying wrestler Travis Herbert was up to his old tricks. Finishing a four-page report was a breeze for him once he knew the topic. Having written a similar report, he was done in twenty minutes. All the sneaky owner had to do was rewrite it in his own handwriting. Luckily, Trav had decipherable penmanship.

Leaving the library, he raced through the halls hopeful to find his girl Sable. Seeing she and Dakota talking at Sable’s locker at the far end of the main hallway he started for her then realized Josie McKellen was heading into the lunchroom. Zeroing in on Josie’s far too high skirt line, her thigh gap stood out like a sore thumb, a perfect triangular window and a hint of labia exposed. While he was aware of Josie teaching in the nude, he wasn’t privy to taking one of her classes this semester. Regardless, his perverse side zeroed in on that triangle enough to require bulging his eyes.

Lunch did sound good; he could easily hook up with Sable tonight if the game was rained out. In his hurry he shot past Chandra Mahkarti’s classroom just as she stepped out lost to texts on her cell. In the blind spot for both Travis collided with Chandra and both of them fell to the floor. Her cell thrown from her grasp upon impact it slid across the tile. Even worse he landed in the missionary position right over her, face buried inside her damp dresses cleavage. A very comfy bosom he wanted to motorboat her but chickened out with so many students watching. Having just taught her latest class after going outdoors between to commit to her shower under a broken gutter she was soggy still. Regardless, she smelled really good.

“OH FUCK! I’M SO SORRY, CHANDRA! I wasn’t watching where I was going.” Oh, he was ... only it was Josie’s trail! Toppled over her he laid there looking stunned, she too wide eyed and unsure how to react. Matters worse, legs to each side of his hips her short dress showed off her vagina and Trav’s jeans was the only thing hiding her. Crazy angle cell pictures and video recorded her cunt when visibility became available. Kids!

This was a delightfully clumsy accident considering she too had an unmentionable crush on the boy. Knowing Dillon Kirkpatrick would demand she not make a scene she simply sighed and tilted her scalp back to see who was watching. No Dillon thankfully! Only a couple dozen cell cameras.

“You may get off please.” Not quite the right phrase to tell a lovesick pervert but she was stunned. Her accent being from India was a cross between her native dialect and her Americanized adaptation. While understood very well, and quite educated she still maintained that sexy tone heard only in her neck of the woods. “Mister Herbert?”

He lingered pressed within her titties looking over his brow and into her eyes. A little too prolonged in remaining there, students surrounding them were mumbling, “I bet his dicks hard.” She heard them and flared her eyes. She hadn’t noticed it until pointed out but yes Travis was indeed sporting wood. “Mister Herbert?”

“Oh! Yeah! Concussion, I think.” He gnashed his teeth and slid his face from her damp flesh, over her dress until his face met her hemline. His chin touching wet vagina he panicked before his face went fully between her thighs and launched himself upward to his feet. Boys laughing pointed at his tented jeans drawing her eyes to it. There was no dialing back her own aroused headlights. Offering to help her up Trav shot a glance up her skirt at her pussy. While not quite as short of skirt as Piper’s usual wardrobe she often did wear dresses as part of her culture and upbringing. Pants were for men!

No underwear thanks to Dillon he could see her vibrant pussy almost begging for his attention. The sight was nothing new between the two perverted friends but regardless it was always worth a new inspection. Taking his offered hand, he pulled her up and apologized again. “I feel horrible. Please forgive me, I’m such a pink ... punk!”

She was well aware he snuck a peek, but Chandra was never vengeful, always concerned for others. The two of them had bonded in some very sneaky mischief multiple times but nobody else knew. So, they thought! This stunt recorded would change their whole dynamic.

“Here’s your phone, Chandra.” A freshman student brought her the device. “Looks okay but I’d check it out, the cell hit the ground hard.”

“Thank you for your kindness, Mister Harper.” Chandra smiled and looked it over.

“Not even a crack.” Trav dared to hover. At saying crack, he recalled Piper’s butt crack over her white leggings earlier in the morning. He wondered if she was still modelling those sheer beauties. Chandra’s wet dress was also clinging to her own butt crease even after climbing to her feet. Dillon would create trouble for her if she voluntarily pulled her skirt free and covered herself. Trav was now eyeballing her own thigh gap just as he had Josie’s. Thinking he was protecting her he pulled her skirt down for her. A warm smile shared she said nothing.

“You were very lucky.”

“You’re swelling me ... I mean, telling me.” He clenched his teeth, boys busting up at his embarrassment. “I’m going to go drown myself in the rain now.” Chandra could relate, thanks to Dillon ordering her to drown her dress before every class so that she was albeit transparent. Beet red he turned but Chandra caught his arm.

“Do not let them tease you. Speak up for yourself.”

“Okay!” He looked at the small huddle! “GO FUCK YOURSELVES!” Seeing Chandra almost look as if she approved the students bailed on their nosiness. Trav pumped his fist out of triumph but sadly it looked as if he were instead jerking off. She did almost find it amusing.

“That is not what I meant.”

“No? Sounded good to me.”

Patting his back, she hooked his arm as if a prom date. “I must go to the cafeteria before next hour. Walk with me, this way I know we will not run into one another.”

“That’s where I was going anyway. I could eat a burger.” Josie was there! Now that he had recalled Piper’s butt crack, he was ready to check her out again too. Oh! And the cafeteria cashier and his new next door neighbor Ana Domingo. Slight crush on her as well! Being near Chandra was always fun. Especially after the masturbation and dildo videos she sent him. Yeesh! Sable who? He would look for her again second lunch. With Dakota drawing a crowd he knew he had better hurry.

“I do not eat beef.”

“Right! Sorry, again!”

“A salad for me. I must stay fit.”

Watching her playfully rubbing her tummy he nearly tripped over his own two feet. He blushed harder than Sable ever could as she caught him from stumbling. “You are quite out of sorts today, Mister Herbert.”

“Guess so!” It wasn’t just being near Chandra it also had to do with Sable just down the hall, not wanting her to question his loyalty. That and being busted for doing peoples homework again. “My brain’s all over the place. I need money! My girlfriend’s birthday party is tomorrow, and I haven’t even gotten her a gift.”

“At least you have a lady friend. A present is what you offer emotionally.” She paused to whisper, “I too have a present for you. Do not ask what, you will see next hour.”

“Awww! You bought me something? You sent me nudes that’s the best birthday gift ever. Not to mention the blowjob in your car. Every day that I’m around you is like getting a present.” She quieted him down before anyone overheard them.

It did make her sad that this troubled young man already had a relationship started and she herself had yet to date anybody in America. Travis was her own little crush which she struggled to act upon due to his association with Sable. Her family of course kept trying to arrange a marriage, but she wouldn’t have it. This had to be her own life not anyone else’s. Free from them for a month, her parents in Mumbai on vacation was a huge sigh of freedom. That is unless Dillon Kirkpatrick destroyed her by calling them or sending her father nude pictures.

“Thanks! I get what you’re saying. Well, I guess I do have one gift for Sable, but I worry it might be too much, too soon. My mom found a heart locket. I’m going to put a pic of her and I in it tomorrow before the party.”

“That is quite lovely. How do you tell she and her sister apart?”

“Ah! That’s easy. Sable looks at me with love, Dakota can’t even look at me. If she does, she flips me off. She calls me Perbert more than she does Trav.” He chuckled!

“I see! Perhaps Dakota is jealous of her sister.”

“No way!” He paused briefly to process that then shook it off. “She’s seeing Angus Furlong. I gross her out. Between you and I she and Angus are going to lose their virginity together tomorrow night. Sable wants me to take hers too.”

“I see! This will be good for you.”

“Come on Chandra, you know my reputation. You’ve even jumped in to protect me from humiliation. I love you for that by the way.” Love he says, she had never heard those words outside of her family. Ofttimes not even then, it was just their pride.

“You are just being bullied. Ignore them, be a man.” Take your own advice Chandra. Kirkpatrick was bullying you and getting away with it. She feared her parents finding out everything. That must never happen, no matter what she must endure. Yeah, be a woman!

“That’s what my mom says.” Fidgeting slightly, he added, “Her boyfriend says that too, I guess.” Was he accepting Dominic Black like a father figure? “But he’s a fucknut! I hate him!” It was worth a shot.

Reaching the cafeteria Chandra reclaimed her arm then lightly tapped his shoulder with her palm. “Life will be joyous. Live for the day. I must hurry.” Stepping away she headed toward a cluster of faculty members. Travis stood emotionless and watched the Indian beauty confront an old friend in Marcella VanCamp the rehired Band teacher, it had been a while. Sadly, seeing the two women hug he chuckled. “I should be between those bitches.” Once a perv, always a perv.

“There’s Josie with Roger Dundee and the new basketball coach. I wonder where Piper is. Look at all the students eyeballing Mrs. M, half her ass is hanging out. Why isn’t Principal Manley yelling at her for being a stripper? I guess nothing matters these days, she gets away with teaching nude as it is so what’s the difference. I really need to snoop in on Josie and see her naked. I mean, I already have at her house, but it was brief. Mr. M busted me spying through her bedroom door. At least he didn’t ban me.”

Approaching them in the lunch line Travis saw his paycheck right behind them. Using Willard Dreyfus to bump up in line he slyly passed off his homework. A slick money exchange and Travis had enough to buy a burger. Willard felt sympathy and let Trav stay in line just because he knew he’d need him again. Hardly friends, not really enemies, merely keeping communications open. Pointing at Josie’s ass Trav chuckled! “I see that shit every day; I live right behind her house. If she’s over at Piper’s, I see both of them naked. Piper doesn’t even have curtains on the windows.”

“No shit? I’d fuck that bitch. Both of them.”

“I’d say that too but I’m dating Josie’s daughter. I’ll zip my lip.”

“Holy shit! No way! Look!” Willard pointed at the entrance to the cafeteria. “Piper is only wearing a gym towel and bunny ears. Playboy Bunny!” Her arrival halted all speech in the entire cafeteria. Literally all movement ceased as she wiggled her way through the cluster of students to join Josie, Roger, and Tony Gunther. They were all just as shocked as the students.

“Hey! What was that shit in the library the other day? I heard Andrea Beckett yell out your name as if she caught you wanking.”

Eyes bulging Trav laughed! “I goosed her. She took a swing at me.” Saving face for jerking off to Willard himself fucking a cheerleader, one of four sexual exhibitions during study hour he couldn’t tell him the truth, or he might lose his next paycheck. “We’re good now. She’s buds with Sable.”

“How did you get Sable McKellen when her sister has every guy in school trying to tap her? Furlong is lucky as fuck. I hear he’s bedding her down tomorrow.”

“Quiet their mom’s just ahead of Piper.” Trav silenced him! “What can I say? I got me what she likes.” His tongue at best, he knew she enjoyed that much. He nearly blurted out their plan to lose their virginities together after the birthday party tomorrow night but didn’t want to jinx it by being too overconfident. It was better to hush!

Up ahead of them Roger Dundee did his best to block Piper from revealing too much skin from younger students which was tedious at best because she was all over the place in her carefree attitude. Marci and Chandra fawned over Piper’s bunny ears as Piper tightened her towel.

To prevent chaos the only solution on Roger’s part was to put her hand on his crotch as they proceeded in line. That always did the trick. “You know this is going to create problems, right?” Roger whispered into the blonde’s ear, her hair was still a mess from the rain, and it being pulled by the boys in the hallway.

“There’s where my carrot is hiding.” She giggled! “Keep that big boy up for me I’ll get to you before day’s end.”

“Don’t you have a game, tonight? Rain, sleet, or snow!”

“That’s the Postal Service!” She giggled! “Shoot! I have detention. How is it I forget my job when there’s a game?”

“Didn’t stop you last time. I covered you for Marquette and you still showed up to oversee me.” He winked!

“You know why.” She had beset her cheerleaders on poor Roger giving him his fantasy. “Are you covering my ass again?”

“Am I not doing that now, Miss Bed, Bath, and Beyond?” He pinched her ass beneath her towel. “I’m still adapting to the bullshit we all get away with. As fun as it is, after that stunt with Dakota in class I’m having second thoughts.”

“Don’t let it get to you.” Josie patted Roger’s bicep. “I just had a talk with Dakota.”

“We just had a talk with Dakota. Can you believe that minx tossed my leggings out Josie’s classroom window. I nearly broke my neck climbing out and down a drainage pipe.” She winked at Chandra but kept quiet about their outdoor bush party. Chandra merely smirked and spoke to Marci further. “I snuck into the gym from the back entrance and tossed my clothing into the locker room washer. Hopefully Andrea Beckett does as I asked her to, in tossing them in the dryer for me.”

“Still as crazy as I remember.” Tony chimed in! “Oh, Josie! Just so you know I didn’t try anything earlier. Dakota stripped naked in the gym and sat next to me trying to get me to touch her.” Which she did getting away with far more than he dared to admit.

“I heard! Sorry about that. What can I say, she’s Mini Me! I can’t control my girls anymore. To be honest they protect what I stoop to here from their father so I really can’t get too cross with them.”

“At least your other daughter seemed more restrained.” Flashed her tits at worst. Sable did have to protect what Travis knew about her. The only way she could be her true self was when she and Dakota traded identities. Then she could really slut it up. It was so much fun doing shit behind Perbert’s back.

“Oh, she’s getting there.” After showing off in front of her mother with Custer Martini it was obvious that Sable was on her way to Dakotaville.

“I just don’t want to ever piss you off, Josie.”

“Relax, Tonykins!” She batted her lashes. “It would take far more than my daughter trying to be me to piss me off. If she gets too annoying just shut her down. You have my permission to yell at her.”

“Let’s hope it never comes to that.” Tony was struggling hard not to look at Piper in her short towel. Her chest was barely covered. Seeing him check her out Piper looked around her for safety then opened her towel and gave him a full-frontal flash. Roger stepping next to Tony shared in the reveal. It was at that exact moment when every student in the cafeteria began whistling.

“They’ll be coming to that too.” Piper chuckled and covered up.

“It’s all I can do to keep my students from jerking off when I teach. Certain people I will refrain from naming make it that much harder.” She meant Reese Teller but with Tony being basketball coach it was better to protect her boy toy.

“We both have our very own troublemakers. You will find your own Tony. My cheerleaders will go out of their way to get your pants off.”

“Already ran into like five of them. Roman says I have someone named Robin next hour. Head cheerleader, right?”

“Yep! Shit!” Piper bit her lower lip thinking. “I’m not thinking about tonight. If we do have a game, I really need to have a practice. I’ve been so tied up with the birthday planning and Roger here it slipped my mind. I mean the girls are fine but Sable needs work still. Maybe I’ll call an emergency practice before school ends.”

“I’m sure Ruth and Roman would gladly sit out one class and have the students sit and watch.” Josie added as Piper closed her towel. “I do know Sable is still worried about ruining the pyramid.”

“I’ll do this just for her. Send her a text to change into her uniforn. I’ll send a warning to the others shortly.” Turning to Roger, Piper palmed his cheek while Josie shot off that text. “Just breath, Romeo. I know what we’re getting away with can be scary, but Carl says we’re doing just fine. We all stress over how far things go.”

“I know he does but that doesn’t make it right. We’re all ... becoming offenders.”

“Don’t think I don’t sweat. But Carl keeps telling me he’s got it all covered.”

“How is he supposed to keep cell pics under control? You know darn well those youngsters have cells. Hell, you in this towel is on wallpapers by now.” On the walls of her shrine by Monday!

“What can I do Roger? Behaving is not in my nature. I’m trusting Carl, all of you, my jocks, my cheerleaders, a healthy dose of Nerd Herd. Between you three and I ... Carl tells me to up my game. Case in point my version of a cottontail.” She pinched at her towel made of cotton. “There’s really only so much more I can do that won’t send me, or Josie to prison. Besides, you saw how our night in lockup went. We got used and released, even though I had to post bail money of my own that I won’t get back. The cops fucked me, literally.”

“Fucked all of us, literally. I still hear poor Kevin crying when they used a flogger on his ass.”

“What red blooded American police officer keeps a flogger on the job?” Tony laughed! “Sorry!”

“You don’t know about our arrest.” Josie whispered! “Just so you know, we’re protected by POPO around here. All of the schools are we hear. They’re as bad as we are. Worse, get down to it.”

“Which reminds me, Mommy McKellen.” Piper joined in on the whispers. “Your in-laws might end up seeing more than they can cope with out at Cumberland Park. You know what I’m getting at.” Young girls sunbathing nude and getting screwed by adult police officers, firefighters, EMT’s, you name it.

“Wait! Cumberland Park? Why are we going to Cumberland Park?”

“Oh! The party starts at my place, but the plan is to take it to the park where I have a few surprises lined up. Weather permitting!”

“And you’re just now telling me?”

“Just trust me! Let me surprise you and Henry.”

“I do trust you. At any rate Tony, Carl has inside connections that kept us from scandal. So far so good so we’re all just taking risks.”

“Your life, Guys! I’ll play it by ear for now. I’ve already done more than I planned on and it’s my first few hours. Jin Zellers and I both have.”

“In her case it’s compulsive.” Roger pinched at Piper’s towel playfully as if encouraging her to take it off again. Tempted she shot a glance to her right at the packed cafeteria. All eyes on her she fidgeted a bit then slapped Roger’s hand.

“Not just yet. For a guy who worries about what we do around here you sure like to coax a girl.”

“Just messing with you.” Saved by the bell so to speak, Jin Zellers and Roman Crandell arrived. For someone arranging a meet and greet Roman sure took his time. Josie found Roman moving behind her and palming her shoulders. Her attention left the others just that fast.

“Where have you been? Lunch is half over.”

“My boy called again. He’s coming in next weekend to live with me. Liam can be a handful. I’m honestly not sure I’m ready to have a roomie. Now that he’s a man this goes beyond those summer visitations. He will definitely need to land a job I’m not fronting him on a teacher’s salary.”

“We can find him something.”

“What’s he good at Roman?” Tony asked!

“Ran track in high school. Likes to cook. He’s kind of all over the place.”

“Let me know maybe I can get my brother Brock to hire him as a chef at River Rats.” Roger overheard him and made the offer.

“I’ll keep that in mind.” Speaking of mind, now that River Rats was mentioned he recalled that waitress Judy that gave him her number. Pondering her, he released Josie. Inevitably he and she moved forward to the serving station. Tony opted to follow them and meet Marcella and Chandra who had cut in line due to all the talking.

“What have I missed besides Piper’s clothing?” Jin Zellers smirked! “Now I know what I can get away with.”

“I hear you lost your clothes earlier.” Piper beguiled her. “I’m so proud of you.”

“Yeah! Yeah! You know the life of a stripper. Can’t keep the clothes on long. It still feels weird though.”

“It gets better.” Roger spoke up.

“Coming from a guy who stressed out five minutes ago.”

“What can I say Piper, it comes and goes. I’m prone to being as stupid as the next stud.”

“I know you have that ability my rock-hard, Sci Guy!” She pinched his concealed crown. He knew it was all she could do not to kneel and suck him off right there in line. Thankfully they had moved up to serving territory, which maintained balance.

Bad enough, Josie McKellen was fawning all over both her lover Roman and new coach Tony Gunther. Josie had her own hands on both of their crotches as if in competition with Piper. That at least had a few students’ attention away from the Towel Girl. Tony was letting her get away with it too, which seemed strange he being the new guy. Roman hadn’t even noticed her other hand busy on Tony. These whores were devious.

“Extra sauce!” Roman chuckled looking over Josie’s head at Tony, “Just like I said. Thank ya, Ming!” He flirted with the Asian beauty serving his tray. Playing bashful due to Josie she waited until the English teacher was looking up at Tony to use her fingers in a hand phone motion toward Roman as if saying, “Call Me!”, a swift hand job reaction with her other hand made Roman pause. “Happy ending!” she mouthed! Josie reacted to Roman’s increased erection beneath her touch and released Tony to rub Roman’s belly.

“Did you take a little blue pill?”

“No! Your short ass dress is getting to me.” Tony could not agree more even though he was now flirting with Marcella. Chandra was distant but attentive, she did think Tony was attractive. For some reason though Tony was more into the band teacher. That is until he noticed Ming and her fellow server Charmaine Jackson turning to go get a new pan of food each. Eyes bulging, he realized that both of them were only wearing aprons. Bare butts wiggling he just shook his head.

Marci chuckled over it and moved on down the line to pay Ana Domingo at the cash register. Charmaine finished off Marci’s plate and wagged her tongue at Tony next in line. Shrugging, he wagged back. Can’t beat them, join them! She dared to make a sucking dick cheek just to get his imagination going. Big booty or not the ebony was hot.

Josie found her own tray sloppy with pizza sauce. Ming’s partner in slime Charmaine slopped on mashed potatoes rather than fries. Josie wasn’t certain what to make of their actions. With their trays full Roman followed Josie toward the teacher’s tables. Tony now alone found Ming toying with him. Jin Zellers right on his ass now met Ming from across the station.

“Extra sauce just for you. Welcome Horton-Dexter!” She beamed batting her eyes at Tony.

“Thanks!” He spoke awaiting Charmaine who simply stared at him biting her lower lip now that she knew he might be interested in her. To his rescue in swooped Jin speaking in Korean first, then Vietnamese toward Ming. Of course, Tony had no clue what they were saying.

“Eyes off my man, Ming Lerner!” Jin smirked! “I get his extra sauce when the time is right.”

Ming in reply appeared cordial, “He have big dick. I can tell.”

“I’ll get a picture for you.” Jin giggled! They knew one another from local functions around Nashville supporting the Asian community. Jin knew multiple languages so that made her a valued translator in their services. Part time job!

“We share big dick.”

“We’ll see! Maybe we can give him a massage together.”

“What are you two gabbing about?” Tony shared a concerned squint of suspicion.

“Just telling Ming to call my mom.” A wink led them over to Charmaine. The African American cutie couldn’t even blink. “Mashed potatoes?” Jin fanned her palm over Charmaine’s gaze. A scoop plopped onto his plate, then another, and another. Tony had to stop her.

“I don’t need all of Idaho.” He chuckled! Piper got his next scoop. Walking away with Jin, Tony had to laugh. “Come on ... fill me in.” He knew there was more to it. Especially after how the servers reacted to him.

“That’s what I said.” He shook his head and actually pictured cumming inside this gorgeously fit Korean goddess. “Ming’s a masseuse part time she wants to give you a happy ending.”

“Looked to me like she wanted to give Roman one too.”

“Her clientele is vast.” She grinned! “Between you and I? Ming was sold into sex slavery back in her childhood. Over there in Vietnam it was common practice for poor families. She married an American Soldier now retired just to escape. She’s been with Doyle ever since, but she gets around behind his back. Old dogs, older tricks! She and my mom play Mahjong together.”

“Damn! I think I’d rather just stick with you.”

“Well, we are going to be coaching together every day. I don’t see any problem if we showered together. I promise to drop the soap every few minutes.”

“Oh, yeah?” Just not today. Presuming at least not with Jin, but there were other shower partners on his agenda. He just hadn’t thought of it until now. Look out Amber Hawthorne! Roomies with a view! “I’ll keep that in mind.”

“There’s Manley if you want to run the girls team idea by him.”

“Let’s eat first before we run out of time.”

Joining the tables Tony was introduced by Roman which led to numerous friendly responses. Most of the teachers in attendance were the usual clan of close-knit edger’s as Piper would call them. There were a few less active, older teachers, office personnel who were less impressed by the way Piper and Josie seemed to be all over the place flirting. Piper’s towel was unnerving, but they said nothing to aggravate the party.

Edna Fromme while old and a tad more finicky sat with Coach Ruth and a few other elders. While keeping their distance Piper did absorb their reactions. She knew Ruth wasn’t any problem. Edna after Piper had kissed the old bird was less likely to stir up trouble, yet there were a few she didn’t know. Namely the office ladies. Carl joining the group ran interference, damage control if at all needed. Once he had the ladies smiling, he moved on to say his first official hello to Tony Gunther.

“You must be the center of attention.” Carl stood behind the seated Tony. Jin in response giggled, “That would be me.” She was going to get along great here. In reaction to her comment Piper rose her fist in the air and yelled, “NERD HERD!” The Nerd’s in the cafeteria chuckled and pumped their fists in the air like dorks.

Turning to witness her fanbase Jin shot her arm upward and vented, “NERDS BE HEARD!” They heard! Carl was impressed, she had every nerd in the place acting young and dumb, some even dancing at their tables in silly unplanned routines. One in particular which was on the cusp between nerd and not but maintained a certain leadership role admired her. Ebonn Craig smirked at Jin’s support. After losing his virginity to Jin on stage at Cashanova he instantly established a crush.