Episode 360: SPAULDING HOT

“Better get used to the attention, Gunther. The bitches around here are in heat 24/7. Older and younger!”

“I can feel it.” Tony Gunther chuckled as he and Coach Roman Crandell stood watching his PE class playing dodgeball. On the other half of the court the girls were actually playing basketball. That was Tony’s sport, and the girls had the ball. Not a good start Crandell!

“You saw how the counsellor acted. Wait until you meet my girl, Josie.”

“I already have. A couple of times actually. We met at Macy’s department store where I worked part time before landing the job here. Then I ran into her this morning in the teacher’s lounge. She’s a firecracker I’ll give her that. How do you keep up with her?”

“Ain’t easy! That slut wears me out every time and begs for more when I wake up from my coma. I shouldn’t call her a slut.” Oh, she was most definitely a cumslut nympho!

“I can imagine. I hear she has two daughters. They’re not yours, right?” As if he didn’t already know after his run in with Dakota McKellen two hours ago. First day dilemma playing dumb seemed like the right thing to do.

“Naw! I have a son from a previous marriage. Josie’s married they’re his girls.” Definitely! “Matter of fact her youngest Sable is right over there.” He pointed at the girl’s side.

“Which one?” Again, playing naive!

“Long haired brunette! Looks just like Josie from behind but shorter.”

“The one in tight black shorts?” She looked lost on the court, more interested in Tony than the ball.

“That’s her. I bet she raided her mom’s closet again. Those shorts are pretty much hot pants. Matter of fact I think I’ve seen Josie wear those very same cheek huggers. To be honest, I’m shocked she’s in those. They are more her sister’s thing. Up until a month ago Sable wouldn’t have worn anything like that let alone dresses. Both of the girls aged up in the last 30 days. Dakota is the oldest by a few minutes, she was in class earlier when Ruth and I bailed on you and Zellers. You probably saw her.” Boy did he see her. Every curvy naked inch of that sexy young thing. Thing is, Roman and Ruth still didn’t know about the chaos he and Jin had endured. New coaches on the block they kept it quiet out of fear of dismissal. As if!

“True! They’re both seniors, correct?”

“Yep!”

“You know I think she checked me out in the halls earlier.” Dakota, not Sable! Either way, CLONES!

“Dakota takes after her momma in the hardly shy department. I’ve heard rumors of her getting naked in the halls, but I have no proof of that. Nothing would surprise me these days. Now Dakota gets a tad lippy these days.” LABIUM!!!

“Oh! You might want to watch out for the cheerleaders too. Those hot little commodiTEASE were pieces of work long before Piper Cherry ever started here. Now with the stupid dress code omission clause Piper suckered Carl into, they might as well be hookers. Cheeks and peeks!”

“Underwear, I hope.”

“Yeah, right! Good luck seeing any sign of those on any of them skanks. Piper set an example by never wearing any and her dresses get shorter than theirs. Hell, I get after Josie for doing it, but she doesn’t listen.” Tony wondered if Roman knew that Josie taught in the nude. Surely, he did! If he had heard about Dakota due to student chatter he had ears. Josie teaching naked would be high volume information. Until Roman admitted it, Tony was going to shut the hell up.

“She doesn’t listen to you, eh. I guess if she doesn’t listen to her wedding vows that makes sense. Sorry, I’m not putting the two of you down. Totally your life! Lead it how you all see fit.”

“Fuck no! I’m barely hanging on. Here lately she’s been missing our routine hookups. You didn’t hear that from me. I realize you barely know me but honestly Gunther, I need another guy to bend an ear toward. I feel like I’m losing her.”

“Mind if I say something tough?”

“Go for it.”

“Did you truly ever have her? She is married. Sounds like happily with perks to me. I picked up some vibes when we all met at Macy’s. Speaking of which I have a bed to pick up from there.” Lie! He gave it away. “Since we’re talking openly let’s just be each other’s crutch. You listen to me; I’ll hear you out. Advise each other?”

“Deal!” Roman fist bumped Tony’s knuckles.

“Good man! I took over an apartment lease a few days back; the place came with a hot little roommate named Amber. Nerdy but one hell of a body. She was having a tough time making ends meet due to a bad relationship that ended, so rather than her moving in with her handicapped father I convinced her to stay and just meet the utilities. We hit it off pretty fast.”

“New gal friend?”

“It’s not like that but I will admit I could land her in bed in under five seconds if I tried. I’m kind of toying with her right now. No sex, just teasing. I know it drives her crazy.” He chuckled! “I don’t have a bed I left my old one over in West Memphis because Piper bought me one from Macy’s, but I haven’t gone after it yet.” Same lie! “Amber doesn’t know that. She’s letting me share her King. Let me tell you, she’s touching herself every chance she can get. She’s a free spirit, so, at home she’s naked 24/7. Works from home even. Which reminds me, I need to buy her a new dildo. My dog confiscated her pecker as a chew toy.”

“Nice! Funny too! Anyways, Josie’s changing but she won’t let me go. I’m just holding out for hope.”

“Maybe she and her husband are working things out better for the sake of their girls.”

“I don’t know about that. Last week I saw her husband Henry kiss Piper in the principal’s office. Next door neighbors! Matter of fact and this stays between us, I tapped Piper late one night when Josie...” He paused to reconsider the full story of his prize quarterback tapping Josie in a vacant classroom. He didn’t know how Tony would take the whole student teacher interaction. If only Roman knew. “Josie let me tackle Piper in the hallway.”

“Piper gets around, doesn’t she?” He knew all too well.

“Porn star like Piper, I guess I would too. Her life! I hate to say it I struggled fucking Piper; I’m only used to Josie. She’s the only gal I see these days. I’m a little too old to go shopping.” Although that waitress at River Rats did come across eager to date him. Maybe! If he ever got the nerve to call her.

“You’re never too old, Roman. What are you mid 40’s?”

“47! I feel like 55 though! I took a beating back in college when I played football. My back is weak. I think Josie feels sorry for me.”

“I don’t buy that. If anything, I see a woman who’s discovering more than just you and her husband.” Roman studied Tony’s expression following his observation. Suspicion cracked a code!

“You fucked Josie, didn’t you?”

“What?” Tony swallowed knowing he was cornered. “Fuck it! Yeah, I played with both her and Piper inside Macy’s. I didn’t know you or Josie’s hubby even existed coach, so you can’t fault me.”

“I know!” He grumbled! “No reason for my being jealous, I guess. I am fucking a married woman. I’m surprised Henry hasn’t punched my Friday Night Lights out. He does know about us.”

“For what it’s worth I’m sorry. I had no idea.”

“I’ll get past it, Gunther. It’s not like I own Josie, hell just last Friday after the Marquette game the refs all hammered her. I’m just going to confess, even I’ve allowed her to play with others. No reason to beat around the obvious. Thanks for being man enough to admit it.”

“I aim to be an honest man, but it isn’t easy. You want History, I’ll owe you that much. I quit my former coaching job because I was seeing three different students, all barely eighteen. It got ugly. To prevent jail time, I quit and left town. The girls all denied it at first but once the board and their parents started snooping it was all over. The school board decided not to pursue charges if I moved on, guilty or not guilty. I played it off as if insulted and resigned.”

“I hate to tell you, Buddy, but this school won’t be any more merciful when it comes to chasing you down.” LOLOLOLOL! Tough talk! Roman was aiming for scare tactics at best.

“Principal Manley a hard nose?” He knew better! Let the Coach ramble!

“Can be! Manley was an ex-drill instructor in the Army. He’s not so bad, I guess. Let’s people get away with a lot. A LOT! Take a look at Piper and Josie, there’s no way he doesn’t know what they get away with. It gets worse every day and that my friend is no lie. Dress code violations were totally removed, the dresses get shorter, and the bras get left at home. There’s even a fucking pajama day coming up this coming Monday. As if I’m wearing jammies.”

“Pajama day? That could get crazy.” Tony snapped a glance at the girls playing basketball. Sable McKellen, Deidre Selby, and Priscilla Vincent were staring right at him. He recalled Priscilla slapping her butt when she came upstairs earlier. Definitely a hot lil’ mixed beauty he thought. Wearing tight white t-shirts with zero bras behind them it was all nipple hard on.

Deidre who was even bustier hopped up and down just to make her titties bounce. Only Sable seemed less obvious outside of her vicious nips and hot pant style shorts. Still, she was certainly checking him out with a killer sheepish grin. He chose to wave just to be nice. Nice job! You just opened a can of worms Gunther!

All three girls whipped the hemlines of their t-shirts up to show off their tits, even Sable. Although she made certain no one could see her do it. Playing shy but trying not to be she only gave him a flash rather than a lengthy look like the other two vixens. Unlike her sister Dakota she was hiding her true colors from her boyfriend Travis Herbert.

With a deafening whistle echoing from the dark lungs of chain smoker Coach Ruth Dunbar, he heard her yell an objection.

“SHIRTS DOWN, LADIES!”

Roman tapped his knuckle on Tony’s bicep. “What did I tell you? The two girls with Sable are cheerleaders. Well, Sable just recently got promoted to cheerleader. If you were to whip your pecker out right now, they would be on it before Ruth could catch her breath from that blow.”

“Crazy! Ok, Roman, I have a question. Why is it your boys are playing dodgeball and the girls basketball? The school doesn’t have a girls’ basketball team from what I hear.”

“We barely had a boys’ team until you showed up. The wrestling coach Damon Rice was going to be appointed before you saved his sanity. Why? Are you looking to coach a girls’ team?”

“I might consider that. It’s only fair to female athletes, right? I spotted a really talented girl while you and Ruth were downstairs in your office. Juliet Wilson, she’s fast and energetic. I’d definitely support her if we can get something started.”

“True! Now that we got Jin Zellers over there tackling volleyball maybe the two of you can handle a girls’ team together.”

“Not the worst idea I’ve heard.” He chuckled! “Jin’s a cutie.”

“Black belt I hear.”

“Interesting!” He already knew Jin’s power moves! Like everything else he kept what he already knew a secret for the time being. “I’ll run the idea by Principal Manley later and see what he has to say. I know about the whole budget cut scenario from Piper when she helped me get on here. One team might be all Carl can afford.”

“Tap blondie again she might front the girls team. You aren’t the only one she’s recruited. She just brought our old band teacher Marcella VanCamp back too. Piper has some serious dough to blow. Hell, she offered a retirement package to Ruth there. That’s why we’ve got Zellers to replace her.”

“I’m almost afraid to ask her though, I don’t want her to feel as if I’m bleeding her dry.”

“Can’t hurt to see what she says. Piper’s a go-getter!”

“I’m learning that. I guess I need to make my rounds meeting the other teacher’s she rehired. What’s the band teacher like? Old and cranky?”

“Like me?” Roman grinned! “Marcella’s pretty damn hot. Twenty something like Jin there. She goes by Marci.”

“Nice!”

“I’ll make a call and have as many of our faculty meet us for lunch as can get away. Cafeteria food isn’t all bad. Servers even better. Oh! Don’t be shocked when you see skin. One of the servers Charmaine Jackson has a habit of only wearing an apron when she’s scooping slop onto our trays. Ming does on occasion.” He laughed! “Best watch out for them ladies too. The whole school is brimming with sexual tension. You’ll find out soon enough. The art teacher Mimi Alexander went naked in the cafeteria wearing cat ears and a buttplug tail. She ate from a dish on the floor then cornered our economics teacher Chandra Mahkarti. Ate her out in front of every student in the cafeteria. Chaos, I’m telling you.”

“It sounds like it. Hey, I’m single so why not.”

“Suit yourself!”

“Speaking of, do you mind if I switch the dodgeball up? I’m seeing some of your guys there wishing they were on the other side. Not for the girls either.”

“Couple of them are your ballers. I was keeping it on the down low this being your first day. Biggest majority of your team is after lunch. I’ll point them out after we fill our bellies. Pizza Burgers today and they are yummy. Asian gal at the counter always gives me extra sauce.”

“Nice! I like me some Asian.” Tony nodded at Jin Zellers. “So, I’m good taking the dodgeball away and merging the two sides for a short scrimmage with the girls?”

“Knock yourself out, Hoopla!”

“Basketball pun?”

“Yep!” Roman used his own whistle to dial in his boys. “All yours, Coach Gunther.” With the boys halting cold they shuffled over to surround the two male coaches. “This here is Tony Gunther; he’s the new basketball coach. Respect him!” That got the attention of two boys from the basketball team. For how long that was on Tony, he liked picking his own squad. Pointing out the ballers Tony nodded and sized them up without vocalizing his opinion.

“I noticed you two drooling over that Spaulding over there. Let’s play some ball and get everyone involved.”

“HELL YEAH!” The consensus even from those not so athletic became enthusiastic. Nerds by trade were getting tired of dodgeball marks on their faces. Not only that but this outcome got them closer to the new female coach, so they were all in for Jin. Pausing the troops Tony walked over to Ruth and Jin to discuss potential.

“Pardon me, Ladies? Mind if we synch up. Dodgeball sucks, you gals had the right idea shooting hoops.” He looked down at much shorter Jin. “I might have something to run by you Jin. A little later though.”

“Asking me out?” She chuckled!

“Another day!” He winked as Ruth rolled her eyes.

“I’m out! You two own the floor. I’m smoking another cigarette.”

“Thanks!” Tony smiled then looked back at Jin Z. “Let’s hook up the guys and gals and have us a game the rest of the hour.”

“We only have thirty-five minutes before they hit the showers.” His eyes went to the cheerleaders and Sable. Showering, huh? Head out of the net, Coach!

“Right! We can continue the game tomorrow maybe. Let’s join forces JuJinsu.”

“You did not just racially slur.” She narrowed her eyes, which almost made him laugh, her being Asian persuasion as it was. Laughing she added, “My stage name at Cashanova is ZenZhang! Why didn’t I think of JuJinsu.” Wag! Wag! Flirt! “It rolls off the tongue better.”

“Sorry! Piper’s jokes are rubbing off.”

“That should be my job.” She razzed him. Right over his head! He had to grin. He knew! “Sorry! My hormones are crazy after the Nerd Herd stripped me earlier. Thanks for saving me by the lay.” WAY!

“As if you wanted saved.” He shook his head grinning. “We’ll talk! Oh! By the way, we’re having lunch together in the cafeteria. First date!” He chuckled then stepped away. “Bring it in, Ladies and Germs.” Waving all sides into one huddle the students charged at them. Priscilla and Deidre ran right up on him making him stop in his Nikes. Sable held back and looked troubled; her earlier interest was waning it appeared. Behaving when portraying herself was never easy but she decided it safer for now.

Before he could even invite a friendly game Tony discovered just how right Roman was about the cheerleaders. Both Priss and Dee had invaded his sides up close and personal. Hands touching his chiseled abs and literally going up under his t-shirt then switching directions, fingers dipping beneath the waistband of his trunks.