Episode 357: FREEtHrOw

Monday morning, a dreary day at Horton-Dexter High School! The gymnasium office of Coach Roman Crandell was facing over occupancy. He was letting the heathens fend for themselves upstairs in the gym while the elders greeted the new blood to their vein of existence. Oh, wait! That’s bane of existence. Either way!

“Tony Gunther? This is Ruth Dunbar, girls coach retiring!”

“You’re a sturdy side of beefcake. T-Bone steak even! The girls in this slaughterhouse are going to eat you alive trying to get to your A1 sauce.”

“Excuse me?” Tony chuckled then held his breath almost ashamed of laughing. “I’m sure I can handle the food critics. For better or Worcestershire. Even I can make jokes Ms. Dunbar.”

“Good one! You sound like you might be studying under the counsellor and her pun fun. Boy, are you naive. If you know Piper, then you’re no different than her. No offense Gunther but I can already see an erection and you just started. And before you go filing for sexual harassment know I’m too old for your ass.”

Coach Roman Crandell lifted his eyebrows and put up his palms. “Ruthless! Is that any way to welcome the new guy?” Tony smirked at Roman’s nickname for her. It was blatantly obvious she was indeed Ruthless Dunbar.

“Put your jerking mitts down Crandell, I’m not in the mood to play patty cake bakers man. Not even a double high five. I’m tired! And my own recruit is running late. Fucking strippers, I swear.”

“Jin Zellers.” Tony coughed up! “She’s not here yet?”

“Oh, she’s here but she’s changing in the girl’s locker room. Came in all dressed up but brought her coaching clothes. Rain got her outfit wet, so she was smart enough to bring a second set of booty shorts.”

“Ah! Yeah, I’m glad I did that. I’m still damp. I’ll remember to fill my bag with a few more extras the next time it pours.”

“Don’t mind me Gunther, I’m just ready to get the hell out of this environment. I can only imagine the crap my former pep squad is going to do at tonight’s football game if it’s not called. Last week with Marquette it was a complete fiasco. Cherry is a blessing and a curse in my eyes, and I need new glasses.”

“Ruth relinquished her pep squad duties to Piper, her being an ex- Atlanta Falcon cheerleader.” Roman chimed in. “You can probably imagine how the cheerleaders took to Piper and her crazy ass ethics.”

“Oh, I can imagine! Trust me.”

“She fucked you already, didn’t she.” Ruth hissed and placed a cigarette in her mouth. “Fuck the law, I need nicotine and I’m not stepping out in the rain. Live with the second hand.” She fired it up and drew in a healthy inhale. Relieved already by the smoke she released her draw and sighed. “Now I’ll relax. Welcome to hell Gunther. I won’t even try to tell you to keep it in your pants. Hell, you can strip at my retirement party if you want.”

“I’ll pencil you in.” He had no choice but to laugh. “Hell, just for you I’ll let you use my erection as a ring toss pole.”

“Or ... I can blow smoke rings around your head up close.” She intentionally blew rings at him. “Yeah, now I’m harassing you. I haven’t been laid in ten years. Not begging, not asking. Just venting!”

“Fair enough! I’m not offended.”

“Good! Cherry is paying me to retire, I don’t need to lose her money before I get it.”

“Perish the thought. She’s covering my expenses along with what the school offered for my coaching position. Besides, I’m not that mean.”

“You look like a decent fella. Just do your job and resist the best you can.” Roman patted Tony on the arm just as Jin Zellers came into view outside his office window. The Korean cutie was wearing narrow black cotton boy shorts and a sports bra also in black. Belly button exposed she sported a tiny shimmering bling trinket. Yawning, she waved at Ruth through the window and saw her exhaling another round of smoke. Waving her hand as if clearing the air, the girl opened the office door and stepped inside to join them.

“Morning all! Cough! Cough!”

“Moaning all!” Ruth mocked her and rolled her eyes but just as swiftly hugged the girl from the side. “Just ribbing you, Zellers.”

“No condom jokes, I happen to prefer the ribbed kind.” She pointed at her future predecessor. “Hey there Roman!”

“Morning, Kid! As you can probably guess this is Tony Gunther the new basketball coach.” Ruth snapped her fingers in front of Jin then pointed directly at Tony’s inseam. Perfect timing the ladies caught Tony lifting his shirt enough to show off a hairy well-defined abdomen. Yep! Huge cock behind those grey trunks.

“Sporting wood and you just walked in wearing next to nothing. This day is only getting started.”

“Be nice ... ooo, that is nice.” Jin playfully reached out for his bulge then giggled. “Sorry, Tony! I’m just joining in on the fun.”

“No problem!” Tony G took out his wallet and produced a twenty-dollar bill and dared to tuck it into her boy shorts directly over her bikini area. “No peach fuzz on my knuckles. Well done! Now I’m officially broke.” There went dogfood for his pup Cora.

“Aww! You already know I’m a stripper. Yeah, I shaved the kitty this morning, well most of it. I like to leave a tiny little bit for fancy feasts. Here! Take your tip back I killed it last night so losing twenty won’t bankrupt me.” She motioned for him to reclaim it from her bikini line. Nodding, Tony bent over and used his teeth to steal it back. He captured a lovely scent while down there.

“Ok! Enough sexual tension already! Crandell? Let’s do our job before we end up with a student orgy upstairs. We can’t leave those maniacs alone for ten minutes. You newbies get acquainted and join us when you’re ready.” Ruth put her cigarette out on Roman’s desk then used her hip to bump Tony right against his erection process. A water fountain in the hall was used to extinguish her cigarette as a certainty to avoid any fire. The butt was then flicked at Roman who grumbled over her attitude today. “Guess which of us is Beavis and which is Butthead! Clue! I have a beaver, you don’t!”

“Ugh! And you bitch about Piper’s jokes.” Up and at ‘em Coaches!

“All alone and horny!” Jin batted her lashes at Tony.

“Let’s start over. Tony!” He extended his hand toward Jin in friendship.

“Single!” She winked and shook his hand. “Piper said you were hot.”

“Piper told me the same of you. Single here too. Although, I’m not really looking to jump into anything.”

“Like your bed.”

“Roommate shares it so ... maybe.” He chuckled! He did consider bringing home women just to torture the extremely needy Amber Hawthorne. “We just made that agreement. No attachments, she sold me her bed to help her get ahead on her part of the rent. I don’t really know anyone in Nashville. Well, until I moved in at Lucius-Bodie Apartments. Now every tenant there is eying me. A fellow teacher from Filmore High, a graphic artist, a lady cop although she’s gay, oh, and a fellow stripper you should know by the name of Svetty.”

“You know Hopak? That’s her stage name.” She laughed! “Awesome! Bitch is crazy. She let her sugar daddy shove anal hooks up her ass and her cunt and hung her up to dry on the stripper pole. Ouch, I say!”

“Nice! Yeah, I’ve seen her naked more times than she’s worn clothes. Hell, she fucked that sugar daddy in the parking lot for everyone to see. She’s fun though!”

“You’ll hit it sooner or later. So, West Memphis I hear.”

“Yup! Ran into some problems over there that required a change of scenery.”

“That sucks! I won’t ask what you did over there. We all carry baggage.”

“Piper and Josie know. Carl too! I’m just grateful they were willing to give me a chance.”

“Every school in Nashville is practically a breeding ground for lust. If what you did is on that level, you should fit right in.”

“That’s what I’m afraid of. I mean, I am a man, and we do get hard easy but it’s the morality of it all, you know?”

“Dude! I just stripped in front of the Nerd Herd and the Jock Flock at Cashanova. I’m as shameless as they get. I couldn’t just say no when it is a strip club.”

“Nerd Herd!” He smirked shaking his head. “That’s pretty funny actually. Jock Flock is too.”

“They got their nickname because the school sports teams are the Swallows. Which makes the cheerleaders the Swallowers.” She cracked herself up just as much. “Cream of the crop!”

“Right! I go from the West Memphis High Wolverines to the Horton-Dexter Swallows. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.”

“I hear you handsome. Okay, so I lied. I want to know what it was that got you into hot water. Feel free to ask me anything. Yes, I worship anal.” A flip of the tongue had him scratching his right cheek.

“I’d have filled you in sooner or later anyway.”

“That sounds fun. Ready when you are.” She winked at his erection. “Seriously, just open up. Like I said, I’ll tell you anything you want to know about me too.”

“I had sex with three barely legals. They were eighteen for maybe 48 hours. One of them lived next to my parents’ house so I’ve known her since she was probably ten. She always teased me, well, not a ten, but I’d say from 14 on. Her two best friends spent a lot of time there, so it all came down to my giving into them. Do I regret it, honestly no.

“Their parents caught wind of it unfortunately and made my life hell for a while. Charges were dropped though because the girls defended me. The school board was less tolerable, so, I resigned rather than get fired. It still went on my resume that I had engaged in sex with schoolgirls. They are all three graduated now and believe it or not strippers like you. Their most recent plan since I went back home this week is that they landed a job over here in Nashville at MaleStrom. So, the three of them are heading this way as soon as Crystal’s mom finalizes her divorce. Mommy is moving with them to keep the girls safe.”

“Wild ride!”

“That they were. So, was the mom.” He laughed! “And no, I am not planning on dating any of them we’re just friends and I like to look out for them. Sex again? Probably! No romance purely primal.”

“Primal is good!”

“So, what’s your story? You said the Nerd Herd and Jock Flock came to watch you dance. That must have been a shock.”

“It was more shocking just how far I went. In case you’re a novice the clubs here in Nashville are allowed to do anything. Total nudity, touch and be touched in every way possible. Yes, fingered, yes sex. The cops turn a blind eye as long as they get what they want too. Just ask Piper. She’s had sex out in front of the school surrounded by students and the cops. Is it crazy that I admire her?”

“I fucked Piper and well, almost Josie inside Macy’s department store out at the mall. That was the day Piper hired me.”

“That’s awesome! I love public display. Get this, the Nerd Herd brought in piggy banks to tip me with. It was hilarious until the lap dances got out of hand. Yes, I took a few virginities in the back sofas. What’s crazy is Flossy, she’s the owner, she took down any curtains for privacy even. Everyone saw me fucking the Nerds and the Jocks. The Jock Flock showed up and replaced the Nerd Herd. I even fucked one of the Nerd Herd up on stage. The tips went insane when I did that. I’m not proud but I’m not humiliated either. I love sex as much as anyone. I’m sure once they get their allowances they will be back.”

“I’ll have to stop by and watch you and Svetlana once I get settled better. I just volunteered myself as a handyman at my apartment complex, so, my weekends might get hectic. The manager Lauren needed help, and I needed an edge on my rent until I get some savings built up.”

“Ever need a small loan to get you through just ask. I can make an easy five grand at Cashanova in one eight-hour shift. If it wasn’t my dream to be a coach that’s all I would do and retire at 35.”

“Admirable wanting to give back.” Tony eyed the clock on the wall. “We should probably head up to the gym.”

“Yep!” She pivoted on her right foot spinning in step. Just as he prepped to follow her out, she bent over in front of him and touched the tile. He walked directly into her tight little ass and felt his erection rub under and along her vagina. “Limbering up first.” She giggled! “Don’t move!”

Using her upper body strength Jin spread her legs and threw them into the air in front of him, her thighs lifting his erection in the process. Fanning her legs into a split he looked right down at her constricted booty shorts. Narrowing, the cloth was barely cloaking her labium, only his tented trunks were masking it. In a steady walk on her palms, she made her way to the door and arched her lower half into using her feet to turn the doorknob. Once it clicked, she eased it open then teetered her body to prop it open enough to walk herself right out into the hallway.

Catching the door Tony followed her outside and puckered. “Impressive! Gymnastics?”

“That and I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.” Still upside down she walked backwards into him and wrapped her legs around his hips. Anchored in she brought her upper body along until she could throw her arms backwards around his neck. “Flexible as a snake.”

“Nice! I’ll wait until you shed your skin to take advantage of you.”

“We are going to get along great.” Releasing her legs she slithered to the floor and turned to walk away. “Shall we go Coach.”

“After you Coach.”

Her wiggle was impossible to overlook. Giving her a head start Tony heard a number of chanting boys sounding like pigs. “bOINK! bOINK! bOINK!” Some of the Nerd Herd were in attendance. Piggy bank jokes seemed appropriate, and they did make Jin Z laugh enough to turn and twerk for them. Ruth Dunbar just covered her eyes.

“Oh, my God! There he is.” Cheerleader Tina Wiles charged toward her friend Tawny Martin who was ready to shoot a basketball. Preventing the shot Tina turned the redhead to see Tony. A shared court this hour meant boys on one half, girls on the other. “He’s gorgeous.”

“And hung! Look at that bulge in his trunks.” Average skank Juliet Wilson chuckled! “I’d jump on those balls.” Julie was a strawberry blonde Meg Ryan in her youthful prime, but athletic.

“Go away Juliet, he’s, our Romeo.” Tina palmed the girls face and nudged her back. “He’s only for the big leagues.”

“Bite me, Wiles! I have just as much chance as you have. I am NOT ugly.”

“No, just lacking in how to get a man.”

“What the fuck ever!” Juliet paced about and watched Tony talking with Roman Crandell. “Anything you bitches can do I can do better.”

“Okay, prove it.” Tina dared her with hand motions. Tawny just took her shot and missed the basket completely. Juliet however swooped in and grabbed the ball and went into theatrics dribbling it and around Tina and Tawny. Her rapid moves led to a sweet layup that caught not just Tony’s eye but Jin’s.

Impressed both of the new coaches looked at one another as if reading minds. While Jin was not a basketball coach, she had considered starting a girls’ team seeing as Horton-Dexter was lacking in that due to budget cuts. Other schools had girls’ sports, but Horton-Dexter suffered. Bottom of the barrel they say.

“Hold that thought Roman.” Tony opted to sprint out onto the floor and confront Juliet Wilson. “Nice layup. What’s your name?”

“Juliet Wilson. You’re Tony, right?”

“Yep! Nice to meet you, Juliet. I’m going to be having basketball tryouts next week to get ready for the season.”

“Too bad the girls don’t have a team anymore.” Tina Wiles butted in lifting her t-shirt to show him her breasts without a bra covering them. Pierced nipples or not he barely looked. “Hi, I’m Tina.” A friendly nod he ignored her nipple action and turned his attention back to Juliet.

“I might be able to persuade Carl to jumpstart a girls’ team, or at worst explore the coed version.”

“No other school around us has a coed team. It’s taboo they say.” Juliet frowned! “But I would be up for it.”

“Let me run it by Carl. My first day today I just need to learn my role here. I will be keeping my eye on talent.” He winked at Juliet then turned around to head back to Roman.

“I’m the one to watch.” She laughed just as a disgruntled Tina swooped in and yanked the girl’s gym shorts down to her ankles. Hearing students laughing at her Tony twirled around to see Juliet staring at her shorts lying at her ankles. A very nice totally shaved bikini area was right before his eyes. Instead of pulling them up or running away screaming Juliet stepped out of them and took the ball into another tour of the court.

Bare bottom or not Juliet showed them her style. A blared silver whistle on Ruth Dunbar’s part Juliet spun the ball on her fingertip then charged at Tony. In her rush he went defensive and tried to block and steal. She rotated her back to him and bumped her ass cheeks directly into his inseam. “I play hardball Coach. I don’t let these bitches get the best of me.”