Episode 342: JAKE OF ALL TRADES

“I’m so freaking bored!”

“Me too!”

Brooke and Paisley Banfield were home alone, and the weather sucked ass. To make matters worse they couldn’t even masturbate due to the secret piercings their new hacker friend Pindrop Fred had decorated their vaginas with. Nanotech trinkets that could track them, listen in on them when phones were useless, and could actually communicate through more code vibrations. Once they understood morse code, mind you. All was quiet until the clock reached 11:00 PM. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! That got the little bitches attention.

Squealing over their personal vibrators both girls went spastic on Brooke’s bed where they lay watching movies. Letting the buzz effect continue long term he had the twins squirming without the ability to touch themselves. Well, they could have but they were told not to. Knowing eyes were everywhere in their home they were shockingly obedient. Ready for a sweet orgasm a certain hacker ceased fire. The response was livid!

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! So close!” Combined verse!

Their movie switching channels the shadowy silhouette of Pindrop busted up laughing. “Music to my ears ladies. You can talk freely. I have the cameras and microphones seeing and hearing something different. Well, in your room there that is. Don’t leave your bedroom there unless I loop things you’ve done in the past to fake other watchers out.”

“I still can’t believe mom lets total strangers watch us walk around naked or when we’re in the shower.” Paisley spoke out, “What kind of mom does that?”

“A freak for one. Your mom doesn’t care unless anyone comes near you. Voyeurs yes, engagers no.”

“How’s dad doing with mom?”

“Having a blast. Let’s let them have their date night privacy. The less you know the better.”

“This totally sucks!” Brooke’s turn! “Now that you’ve fucked us it’s all I can think about. I need more.” Her sister totally agreed.

“What’s Dolph doing?”

“Working on his other bike with his friend Horace at their clubs body shop.”

“Can we watch them?” Paisley sat up straight rocking back and forth. “I miss Dolph.”

“A quick glimpse!” Fred brought up images of a garage with both cars and motorcycles strewn around. Dolph and his leader Horace Tart were working together on a dismantled Harley-Davidson Fat boy. In the background they were witness to a brunette woman being fucked upright by two bikers at one time. Obvious DP action she was screaming and begging for more. Violet Lovecraft was always there for her child support, meaning what they paid her to be their sex slave to care for her son Joey Thorne, a student at Horton-Dexter. Ask Piper Cherry, they know one another if you need a reference.

“Who’s the girl?”

“Violet! She’s a divorcee who hangs with the charter as their on-call whore.”

“She’s pretty.”

“As much as the club gangbangs her I’m surprised. They hit her five times a week. That’s enough spying before I get busted.” The scene ended and went back onto Fred. “Jake asked about you.”

“Jake? The pizza guy?” Paisley brightened up and shot a hopeful glance at her sister. “He thought we were cute, didn’t he?’

“Sexy as fuck was his exact words. He hopes you guys order more pizzas.”

“Now?”

“Pizza place is closed now. He’s sitting at home like you two.”

“Can we snoop in on Jake like we did Dolph?”

“Give me a second.” Going silent they watched Fred on his phone first. On the other end of his line, he spoke with his friend Jake. A burner phone prevented both men from Watchtower detection. Call ended; Jake magically showed up on their 55’ TV screen. The girls instantly grew giddy.

“Hey girls! Wassup?” Jake said, sitting shirtless in his small apartment.

“HI, JAKE!” Twin voices combined forces. “You should be here with us.”

“Would if I could. Safer I don’t.”

“It’s too risky setting foot on your property guys.” Fred interrupted! “I’ll arrange a hookup somewhere else once your parents free you up some. That nanny job might work in your favor.”

“If we get the job. It only requires one of us.”

“I thought we could trade days.” Paisley added with a confused look. “That way one of us can go have fun while the other covers the job.”

“We know the people who need the nanny. They plan on calling sometime today and arranging a meet on Saturday with their kids. Cumberland Park unless they change their current plans. This rain might kill that idea. It’s scheduled to stop pouring down shortly after noon tomorrow and go back to clear skies. That might give things a chance to dry up before the weekend.”

“I don’t think mom and dad has taken us to the park since we were like five years old.”

“There’s a good reason for that.” Fred chuckled! “Let’s just say the police let things happen out there that most big cities wouldn’t.”

“Like what?” Dual thoughts spoken!

“Yeah, I’d kind of like to see that for myself.” Jake rubbed his chin.

“This?” The twins greedily removed their nightshirts and rose up on their knees in Brooke’s bed so that both Jake and Fred could see their nudity.

“Nice! I knew you girls had amazing bodies.” Jake stood up from his seat and dropped his trousers to reveal a hefty eight-inch pepperoni then took a seat stroking it to life.

“OMG! We want you, Jake.” Squeals galore! Brooke was first to converse beyond the giddiness. “You should meet us at the park on Saturday if we go there. We can ditch mom and dad after that interview.”

“I am off on Saturday. Maybe as long as I’m not busted by your mom.”

“Are there cameras out there?”

“Drones!” Fred mentioned as the television switched Jake off and shared a bright sunny day out at Cumberland Park. A clearing amid a ring of trees showed two dozen young girls sunbathing in the nude.

“We should do that.” Paisley was in awe as the drone zoomed in on the sunglass nation. “We could use a tan.” As if owning a swimming pool didn’t have those perks. A fast forward mode zipping along stopped to show the twins and Jake how local police and firefighters moved in and engaged in sex with the girls. Not one girl ran away screaming. Two girls for every guy it became quite the orgy. “Whoa!”

“The police get away with that?”

“This is nothing! In the summer this happens almost daily. During the school year the cops go to them. These girls you see here are from three different schools. Most of them are Juniors I think, so 17 maybe. This was a few weeks ago.”

“Damn! I might have to make that place my new hangout.” Jake chuckled! “You’ve been holding out on me Buddy.”

“Protecting your ass, Buddy. Mine included! I’m not telling you to stay away just watch what you say and do. Never give POPO reason to question you. Go in acting blown away and naive.”

“I can do that.”

“We should go lay out and just see if any cops stop us. Not every person in Nashville knows who we are, right?” Brooke mulled the idea over.

“Your cellphones would warn your mom where you are and what you are doing. Those drones would zero in on you like a hawk.” He intentionally zoomed in on one particular blonde sunbathing alone. What he didn’t tell them however was that it was their very own mother.

“Damn dude! That bitch is fine!” Yes, she was!

“These piercings block signals you said.” Paisley reared higher on her knees and pried her pussy a tad to show off her new bling. Jake was heard but not seen due to the TV focusing on the park. It was obvious the boy was beating off. Eyes wide the girls looked at one another. “Show us Jake.”

Laughing, Fred recalled the park footage and went back to Jake standing in front of his own television jerking off. Almost a first for the twins seeing a man beat off. Dolph and Fred were pure sex, not stroking it for a worthy visual.

“So hot!” Twin territory again, voiced at the same time. “We want to play.”

“Just be careful of touching the piercings. You can’t tell me you aren’t raw around them.”

“Not that bad.” Paisley rolled out of bed.

“Where are you going?” Brooke dove at her sister to prevent her leaving.

“I know where mom hides her toys.”

“Fred said not to leave my room due to the fruit loops.” Looped footage! Kids!

“Give me a minute. You have to take the toy back before your parents get home. I’ll look into buying you both a few toys of your own.”

“Yay!”

“Don’t cum until we do Jake.” Paisley ran up to the TV and kissed his penis through the screen. Jake busted up laughing at her attempt. While Fred was working on giving the girls a bit more freedom Brooke left her mattress and joined her sister. Together they licked her TV screen right over Jake’s erection. He had even gotten closer to his own Sanyo to feed the blonde beauties as if they were really all up on it. Pressing his scrotum up to the screen he slyly watched the girls goofing off as if licking both sides of his penis.

“Hell yes! Best porno ever.”

“Okay! Paisley? Sneak into your mom’s home gym. You know where to go. Hurry back. Bring two toys.” Hopping up Paisley left Brooke alone to tease Jake. Pixel angles made things fuzzy up close, but Jake was definitely loving his long-distance BJ. Too much fun!

Leaving the bedroom Paisley raced through the house in the dark. Going downstairs to the basement she made it to Madison’s private home gym. Harry, believe it or not had his own private gym right next door. This his and hers workout center gave Madison her own space to invite exceptionally fit fitness trainers to bone her in her soundproof room with Harry right next door and clueless. Hackers instructed to doctor camera footage to appear innocent should Harry ever explore out of jealousy was a necessary beast. That mischief might just change now.

In a closet Paisley found a box up on a shelf labeled as consisting of wrist and ankle weights. Opening it she found four eight-inch dildos. Madison was well-aware of her daughter’s snooping but kept it to herself to avoid mentioning hidden cameras catching her. Looped at the moment as a dark sanctuary she took the entire box with her. Lights out! Loop severed to reality. Hurrying back to Brooke’s bedroom and entering, Fred reset everything outside of the room to be normal again.

Climbing into bed Brooke joined her in revealing the toys. “Two for each of us.” Giddy, Brooke collapsed back onto her covers facing Jake and undoubtedly Fred. Box sat on the floor out of the way Paisley joined her sister in the same position. Namely missionary without a true lover. Having never used a dildo before it was pretty common sense in how to abuse them. Open up say AWE!

A sucking match with one toy each in their mouths they taunted Jake and Freddy. “That’s it you sexy whores. Get into it, we need to hear moans of lust.” No problem, Jake! The girls actually liked being called whores. To the youth of today that derogatory term was a rite of passage. Thrilled to be watched the girls utilized their second of four dildos to carefully penetrate their vulvas. Freshly taken virginities they were still pretty tight.

“WAIT!” Fred belted out. “Grab towels and put them under you before you risk bleeding on the blanket.” There was still that possibility. Pouty over being stopped Brooke ditched her toys and raced to her ensuite for four big towels. Fanning them out under Paisley then readying her own, she climbed back in and resumed the position.