Episode 330: ICE CREAM SOCIAL

Dairy Dream Ice Cream Parlor! Nashville’s coolest hangout for brain freeze. Formerly Cream Queen after the TV show Scream Queens but new owners thought it was too evil sounding. Two miles from home at Hooter’s Crossing!

“This is nice.”

“I agree! We don’t do nearly enough with our children Henry.” Josie McKellen told her husband Henry as they observed their twin daughter’s giddy at eating of all things cherry sundaes loaded with whipped cream and nuts. Henry concluded as to why they chose that odd confectionary and that the girls only selected the flavor due to him. Virgin dessert if he ever saw one. Cherries lost under a cream filled nut! It didn’t get more to the point than that. But again, Henry might be jumping to conclusions due to the similarities. They were twins!

The two had a one-two punch mentality. Even worse their daughter Sable’s pervy boyfriend Travis Herbert who was invited along ordered a banana split slyly boasting that the banana was his dick. He even made a comment about the banana being a double dildo. Kids!

Thirty-five minutes ago, the boy was rescuing Sable from neighborhood bully Knox Hardecker. More the other way around but by the time the McKellen’s drove up it looked like it. Knox was on top of poor Sable with Travis on top of Knox. Humorous conflict mind you, if it hadn’t been for Sable being on the bottom wearing ... was she wearing a bikini? Off to the side of her goodies she was loving how Knox was doing so much right in front of Travis. He knew very well that the girl had a freaky side that lured her to achieve attention from other boys directly in front of Perbert. It made her crazy getting away with so much, the idiot clueless to her agenda. The bikini was Josie McKellen’s tiniest threads in her bathing arsenal that her baby was showing off in. Where did Shyster go?

She was becoming more and more like Punky. Dakota was always the nightmarish bold one of the two. Henry understood differently, Sable was coming out of her shell. The way she was going about it though was suspicious. If he didn’t know better, he might have thought that she wanted Knox on top of her. Truth be told he was correct. Not how he saw it mind you, she just wanted to tease Travis in the most devious of ways. “I wonder if Trav and Sable know what a cuckold is?” Now Daddy was onto something!

Speaking of onto something! Sable had not shared the fact that Knox had nutted inside her virgin vulva. He did not steal her hymen, but the thought was dangerously there. Someday that meanness would inflict some true damage. As always there was more to the story.

In their dramatic wrestling match of sweatpants’ warfare both Knox and Travis had their waistband ties give way enough to expose the tips of their dicks. Well, Knox had his entire penis released. Wagging and rolling all over her slippery twat. Knox flooded Sable, Miss McKellen sopping wet long before he had done so. Travis in his precum state didn’t even connect the dots that he had left squirrel tracks on Hardecker’s upper ass cheeks.

Knox bailing once the McKellen’s started honking from the street hadn’t even noticed. If anything, he presumed it was Sable’s juicy slush. A victory in his mind Knox went home for safety and had a good laugh. What Henry really wanted to know was why Sable was wearing his friend Dominic Black’s button-down shirt. The girl was covered from neck to knees in it like a dress. Regardless, why Dom’s when she could have come home for a change of clothing or even better borrowed something of Kelly Herbert’s. Hmm!

Big Daddy was worn out over everything that had happened today. It all began with both of the twins in bed with him learning how to be with boys. After that fiasco working hard on his RPG revival Frisque until going to Hardcore Hobbies for his 3D printed penis. Hiding Henry the Eighth, as he called his 8-plus inch cock for future use wherever he decided to deploy it, he had to start erecting tents in the backyard. Even that sounded racy in his mind.

With the help of Kelly Herbert and Dominic Black, Mace Belmont and Darren Pope, the yard and tents were looking sharp for this weekend’s birthday bash and family reunion. Kelly had even cleaned his home inside and windows out. Already a pretty productive day and it only got more intense.

He and Dom took Kelly next door to treat Darren to a little of slave Kel’s generous mouth. Barely ending that insanity his daughter’s arrived home and Henry ended right back up in bed with Punky. Her red ass discovered; he thought it might have been her first real sample of anal knuckling. Not far off the mark! All day long Dakota had fingers twisting and poking her up between those bright crimson ass cheeks. Birthday spanks from Hell did not stop her. Body massage, licks galore, undressing in classes, Dakota was milking the dairy dream before she even arrived here.

Again, relaying that identical twin thought process, Punky switched dresses with Sable in the library and let her adopt her identity. All to enjoy her own nudity, body loyalty offered to others right in front of Travis to scratch that itch. Convinced that Sable was Dakota Trav endured watching his own girlfriend get devoured by a horde of vicious young tongues. The evil bitch even held Trav’s hands while she was eaten alive.

Committed to whom he thought was Sable, she convinced him to never leave Dakota’s side in the moment. The twins were having an equal opportunity amount of hilarious fun at Perbert’s expense. Sadly, Perbert was hard as a rock thinking he was getting a front HO seat to Dakotafest! The madness had no end.

The twins were so alike in body, poise, and now smile there was nearly no distinguishing features to go by. Dumbass could have looked for tonsils, or the different hue in their red ass cheeks but he went by Dakota’s perfect performance of Sable as his conclusion. Dakota would have never kissed his cheek even. Right? LOLOLOLOL!

As mentioned just before school today Henry had both of his daughters in bed teaching them how to be with boys. A laugh riot considering how nymphomaniacal they were both becoming. What had gotten into Sable to play alongside her sister where both knew their mother might catch them? Of course, they had all presumed that Josie left early to hook up with her lover Roman. Not quite!

Instead, she brought home breakfast surprising them. Luckily for all involved, she was too busy cooking to come upstairs and catch anyone in the act. None of them knew of mom’s Piggly Wiggly fun run with her boy toy Reese Teller. Josie then covered her tracks with breakfast items on Reese’s auntie for certain favors. It didn’t matter if Henry had learned of her original plans, he was being just as bad. Incest bad at that!

Even tonight, if not for Henry’s sly intervention of kissing his wife’s neck, facing her away from Dakota who had gone to shower, then showing back up, she might have witnessed way more than she ever expected. Thankfully, Josie being the hardcore nympho she was born to be devoted every ounce of passion she had in Henry’s outrageous love making on the kitchen island. She had often told Henry that they needed to have sex in crazy places to keep the zest flowing in their marriage.

Of course, she had told the same thing to her other lover Roman Crandell. However, where they were lacking, she was getting the attention of dozens of young men in school. So, she was good no matter who lagged behind. She loved her husband above all but not so much that she could stop cold in fucking others if he ever demanded it. He had to accept it or their relationship would take its toll. She would never leave Henry, but she would never give up her playtime either. The future would define itself in both of them.

Then there was Dakota’s stunt in the kitchen during her parent’s quarantine. While he was up topside seducing his wife, Punky was being evil down below. Getting even by poking her own father up his anal cavity she fought laughter. Once he abandoned Josie after nutting inside her he moved down to the floor and ate his bride out. His own dairy dream if you will.

During her chaotic squeals Dakota dared to suck off her father leaning up against the island wall. He was noisy about face fucking his kid but inevitably Josie presumed he was only banging his knees on the wood in his way. No, Dakota was banging daddy’s wood her way. A sneaky affair but it was pretty amazing. Dakota’s escape went off without a hitch returning in her bath towel to give them hell. Josie did not catch on once. Long story short? Looooong day! Hardly over!

Their agreement to fuck other people ironed out between them at least covered a few bases. Henry was doing other women too. Kelly Herbert, Tessa Harper and her hot Russian roommate Svetlana, Dominic Black’s sister Serafina, even strippers at Cashanova. So, he too had his bases loaded. The thing that bothered him most in all of it was that he had gotten to third base with Dakota without really wanting to run the field. She took the job upon herself to be a ref.

He grew to like it, but with the visions of the girls looking so much like Josie when he first met her at age 15, that alone was clouding his judgment. Wrong definitely! Right as long as he didn’t go all the way sliding into HOme. His biggest regret was admitting to Punky that he wanted to fuck her but made it clear that would never ever happen. She used that to her advantage. In a way, so did he. Ugggh!

“Still with me Honey?” Josie licked her plastic spoon of creamy goodness.

“Always! Just thinking. This is their birthday so what we’re doing as a family is even more special tonight.”

“We’ve raised two wonderful kids, haven’t we?”

“Absolutely! I couldn’t ask for better. We did good.” At least in raising and educating them. Not so much in the discouragement of their rapidly brewing sex life. Agreeing to let them run naked in their home was probably not their smartest move. Consolation? Henry’s chocolate shake was delicious, it had been a while.

“I think so too. We’ve been through so much over the years that it’s hard to imagine them turning out as angels.” She nearly choked on her bite. Hell’s Angels! Biker’s riding by on the street lured her curiosity away from hubby. “I’ve never been on a Harley. That looks like fun. Someday!” Next weekend! The riders going by were Horace Tart aka Horse and a few of his charter club roughnecks off to their body shop. She knew about Horace via Piper Cherry but had never met the beast of a man personally. Soon enough!

“Coming from the Devil’s daughter.” Henry chuckled, drawing her back in.

“Which reminds me!” Josie devoted her attention, “Did your dad say when they were coming in from Ohio tomorrow?”

“He said once he had his RV loaded and my brother Will arrives, they would be on the road by noon. Late night tomorrow arrival.”

“Are they bringing Sheba?”

“You know they wouldn’t leave their cat at home alone.”

“Great! There go my allergies.” Josie had no such thing she was just not an animal lover, using that as an excuse. Piper Cherry’s dog Rotten was enough for her. Her idea of animals were the human type with a bestial appetite for sex. Take no prisoner males like the Boston Logger’s today or Reese Teller dominating her body as if he owned it. Mmm!

“Drug up! It’s only for two days. They have a pet carrier.”

“I’m confused here... “ Josie pointed with her spoon, “ ... if this is a family outing why are the girls not sitting with us?”

“They spotted friends. You know as well as I do that Andrea and Sandy are inseparable.”

“Yes, but they could have joined us too.”

“Do you really want Travis sitting next to you drooling and offering you a bite of banana?” He laughed over it, “Did I tell you Andi’s mom Darcy flirted hard with me last week when she brought the kids home?” After escaping McRonalds!

“Really? Plans with her?” Josie winked! “You know I’d be fine with that. Darcy and I renewed our friendship that day at McRonald’s when we ran into each other.”

“Haven’t decided yet. Want to have a threesome?”

“Ooo! That sounds fun. Darcy is gorgeous, her husband Randy even yummier.”

“I figure it’s either Darcy or we swing with my brother and his wife.” He chuckled knowing how she might react to that adventure. Normally Josie threw a mood on his brother William, his buff lookalike in any case. What Henry didn’t know was that his brother had fucked Josie years ago while Henry was passed out drunk, the twins sleeping. She had kept that miscalculated romp to herself so as not to ruin the relationship the closeknit brothers had. She had wanted to admit it for a long while now, Piper Cherry even encouraging her to get it out in the open and breath. Josie just couldn’t. Luckily, the skeletons she had spoken of with Henry had been forgotten over the last few weeks.

“You know if it were anyone else, I’d jump at the chance. For one Will and you are too close to risk putting a damper in your bonding. Besides his wife Glenda might make you sneeze before Sheba does.” She found it humorous. “I wonder if Glenda still has the poofy poodle perm look?”

“Cute! I was joking and you know it. Not that Glenda isn’t ... yeah, nothing spectacular. How Will landed a gal ten years older than him I’ll never figure out. My question becomes, how is my brother handling fatherhood. Glenda’s daughter clung to Will at first sight. Daddy’s girl without even being related.”

“He’s 36 now, right? So that makes Glenda 46?”

“I believe so. I suppose she’s not bad for her age. A bit pudgy in the backside but nothing obese. Medium bumper cars.” He puckered his lower lip as if considering a roll in the play. Josie studying his expression found it amusing and smirked.

“For you I’d swing with Willy!” She offered a queer expression and shared a bite of her sundae with him. “You know I can never tell you no.” A sneer at her Josie read his thoughts. “Except for sex with others. No fighting, remember?” Those days were hopefully over now that he was doing the same. Thank God for Piper Cherry.

“Ehhh! We better not! The girls are separating so let’s change the subject. My guess Punky and Andi, Sandy looks tired of Travis goofing off so much. Sable and he might have wanted alone time together though. Maybe to talk over that Knox Hardecker bullshit. I should have jumped out of our SUV and tackled that fucker. Sable was albeit naked under him and you saw it. Hell, we both should have intervened.”

“We can have a talk with Winslow here soon. After this weekend. Sable swears up and down nothing happened, and my bikini did come out alive.”

“I know but dammit Josie. That whole scene looked too close for comfort. We need to be more supportive of Travis. He’s being treated like shit.” By Sable as well! She was just good at masking it.

“I agree. He looks fine now. Let’s change the subject please.”

“Pick a topic.”

“Right! Oh! I’ll remind you again, do not forget their birthday cakes at Piggly Wiggly. They should be ready tomorrow morning sometime. I’m sorry to make you get out in the rain to grab them. I ordered four cakes to cover everyone that we and the girls invited.”

“Perfect! I’ll go pick them up early and stash them at Piper’s. Does she still leave her front door unlocked?”

“Yep! No idea why she bought cameras to protect herself. I bet she and Mace haven’t locked it once since she moved in.” His conversation took a shift in gaze.

“Now who are those boys?” Punky and her besties were walking over to them.

“Friends of Dakota’s date Angus Furlong. The Mark Wahlberg lookalike is Gavin Ruley.”

“And, junior Johnny Depp?”

“That’s Nolan Proctor.” Jaycya Eccles choice of a male slave if she heard correctly. Interesting, how Jaye was now becoming as bad as Piper and Josie of late. Nolan was a cutie!

“Big boys.”

“Mmmm! Yes, they are.” She recalled their dick sizes from the football field, Gavin again in the gym weight room, gym floor as well. Big indeed!

“The girls look giddy. I recall feeling that way the day I first saw you.” Like 200 other boys!

“Boys have that effect on young girls.” Old girls too, Josie was wet thinking about them. She should know! Make those 400 boys back in the lay ... DAY! Hell, just this school year!

“Anyways, how was class at the college after missing that week we fought so much? I don’t think I even asked you about that.”

“Oh! Grueling! It’s amazing how much they forget in a week or two.” She was lying through her teeth. Having met with Roman Crandell at a seedy hotel and being blindfolded in order to push her limits as she asked him to. As requested Roman found a random stranger to take her on a scintillating adventure without Roman even watching. It was some of the most incredible sex she had ever experienced. What bothered her is she had a nagging suspicion who her secret lover was. Mace Belmont never having met Roman bypassed his radar and was given free rein to fuck Josie silly. AND HOW!

Proving it was still in the works. Now that Mace’s Aunt Piper had given up her request that she not seduce Mace she was albeit convinced it was him. His cloned dildo MACEtodon sure had her rekindling that night. Before the seduction papers were signed in jizz, Piper had made Josie promise not to have sex with her only nephew. She had intended to keep that promise but if it was him, that night was not her fault. Thankfully that rule was behind her now, just like Mace was in hammering her each day since. Well, hopefully!

Sadly, Henry faced the same thing having been blindfolded by Tessa Harper and letting his daughter Dakota have her way with him. He found out the hard way though. Still, that was not his fault either. That day however was a changing point. Now he had to fight off Dakota on a daily basis. He was losing. Oh, the web they all weaved!

“I bet! You got home pretty late that night.”

“Quickie with Roman!” No lie on that part at least. “You were out cold when I came to bed.”

“Long hours working on Frisque. That whole incest thing I’m adding is time consuming. Now the BDSM angles Tessa and I are incorporating it’s getting crazy. That girl has more ideas than I can keep up with. I’m even considering having a chat with Dominic Black and see if he can fuel my inspirations. The man is knowledge!”

“Having fun with your daughter’s Mark?” She giggled, his main character Mark modelled after himself. “Plan on tying them up and flogging Bunny and Montana? Emma perhaps!”

“It’s nice to know that you remember the names of my characters.”

“I try. Believe it or not I do take an interest in your work.”

“Only because it involves sex.”

“There’s that. I still haven’t forgiven you for divorcing my character.”

“Close as we’ll ever get to calling it quits, Mrs. McKellen. I used that scenario to put the fear of God in you. I call it therapy.”

“You put your God in me quite often these days.” She wiggled her brows playfully. “The island earlier was impressive, Mister Master.”

“Better than laying hands on you in ways that would get me arrested.” He chuckled! “I never ever want to go there.”

“You know I would never do that to you, Henry. Even if I had a black eye.” She frowned, then thought about last Saturday when she and her fellow teachers were arrested for lude acts in the streets of Nashville at 2:00 in the morning. Blame Piper! She still hadn’t confessed her lock up to Henry simply saying she slept over at Roman’s house. Thankfully, Piper had kept that info from getting out.

Bail money was easy enough Piper was loaded, but the problem was she couldn’t gain access to it being incarcerated. With no one to call to bail them out they resorted to using Principal Carl Manley as their escape plan. Carl inevitably sent his son Jesse to avoid scandal. Ironically, they did not even need to fear word getting out anyway. Working out the details with friends higher up, the faculty members never even made the paper. CLOSE CALL!

All week long now things had evolved at Horton-Dexter. The cops allowing sex outdoors in broad daylight in Piper and Roger Dundee’s case. Catwoman Mimi Alexander and the local Wolfman Dewey Knowles now interacting sexually with students. A stranger’s text providing Josie confidence that she could do whatever she wanted, in class or out. The knowledge encouraging, it sparked the brunette to teach in the nude in most classes. Sex with the Boston Logger in front of her students today only amplified her ambitions. Reese Teller and her 1st hour rascals taking her near day’s end in the hallway on of all things the American flag topped the cake. Her Patriotic Booty was inspired! Thoughts consumed both she and Henry as he watched Punky.

“I wonder who it was who texted me. Using the school cameras to keep tabs on us it has to be someone with serious authority. God, I hope it’s not Superintendent Bolger. Ewww!” Back to last weekend Josie’s thoughts were everywhere.

She got off lucky not being a driver that night when they were all arrested. If her SUV had been impounded like Piper’s Ford Edge and Damon and Patrice’s van she couldn’t have gotten it out until the following Monday. Luckily for them friends on the force assisted in getting those released under 24 hours post haste. Whew! Henry would eventually learn of the arrest but by then it would not have looked so bad. Enough of those thoughts, back to Henry. His thoughts on Punky with those boys ended with a sigh. He did wonder if those young men had spanked her bare bottom. Two of dozens Daddy! Two of dozens!

“Good to know. We’ve both been close to slapping one another way too often before Piper got in our heads.”

“For the better. Now that we’re more openminded I think we get along beautifully. I can’t believe we had sex on our kitchen island again, it’s been forever since we’ve done that.”

“What are you talking about I ate you out up there not too long ago. Since Piper moved in.”

“Oh, yeah! I guess we did. Please be more creative like that in the future. Like the blanket sex outside in front of our home.” If Josie only knew that recently Henry had Dakota up on that island, her eldest daughter eaten out just like mom. Again ... as always, CLOSE CALL! Fate seemed to keep their secrets well, yet everything was bleeding so much into one another these days it was hard to keep up of who did what when.

“I can do that. I might even use our Gilligan’s Island romp in Frisque.” He did consider that for his game, only with Dakota’s doppelganger Montana on that island instead. Mary Ann was always sweet.

“Like I always say, do whatever it takes to make us rich.”

“That’s the plan. Here come the girls again. I guess they got bored with the boys.”

“We’re back!”

Dakota sat down next to Henry and snuggled close teasing him with her spoon. She had been saving her cherries just for him. “Cherry?” He scowled at her then accepted her offer. He loved cherries. Especially the Piper kind! As he did, he felt Dakota place her hand right over his crotch. The little bitch had run interference with her spoon to his lips to avoid her mother seeing her hand on him. Slick!

He didn’t push her away opting instead to hold his bite on his tongue and twist to share his cherries with Josie. Kissing vibrantly for public display only made Dakota squint and squeeze his erection. Strangely, Josie had similar thoughts and slid her own free hand down toward his swollen jeans. Fingertips gently touching, Dakota quickly removed her hand to avoid confrontation.

Sable looking back over her shoulder from her table could only giggle at her sister. With Travis sidelining his goofiness he was now babbling about Knox and the fact she was still wearing Dominic’s shirt. Sable deviated her gaze to watch Gavin and Nolan at their own outdoor table. They were staring hard. The question was ... at who?

“Nolan is kind of cute. He’s best friends with Corey Samson. Maybe I should ... if only Travis wasn’t with me right now, I’d go sit with them.” So, divided! Blushing she thought maybe just maybe they were checking her out. Using her feelings for Travis Herbert to confuse her Sable just flirted with her eyes.

“Dude! I can see, Mrs. M’s cunt.” Gavin told Nolan. “I can’t get enough of her.”

“It’s dark but I see it too. I think she’s fanning her legs wide just for us.”

“Dakota’s hot too! Did you see her hiking the back of her skirt to show us her red ass when she walked away? I’m still sniffing my fingers from poking her asshole.” Eww!

“I know, right! That ass is on fire from all the spanking today. You see the videos of her in Connelly’s class today?”

“Yeah! Dante showed me. What caught me off guard was Katrina Worley, Ginger Branson, and Danica Hyatt getting naked. Those bitches were never on my LAYdar until today. I might have to date all three here soon.”

“All yours! They’re cute but I have my eyes on someone. Besides, I’m trying not to look at Dakota. I don’t want Angus to get pissed.”

“Is he here right now? Besides, he’s let us draw hearts on her, spank her and pretty much fondle the little cunt. I guarantee after he taps McKellen it will be just like Robin Banks. We fuck her whenever we want too.”

“You know what I mean. I respect the Bro.”

“Come on! You know he’s got twenty other bitches around his fingers. Robin and Tina are only two. He just wants Dakota to be his next big conquest. Dude, he’s playing with Mavis Hale now.”

“Are you sure about that? I see how his attitude changes when he sees Dakota. Watching him kiss her at her locker I can tell. It’s not just being a player, I think he really likes her.”

“Who cares! Someday, I’m going to tap Dakota. When Furlong’s done with her that is. What’s this shit about you and Jaycya? I didn’t know you liked hot chocolate.”

“She wants me! I kind of like Jaye so I’m not knocking it. If it gets me laid, I’ll do whatever she has in mind. I’m a free agent.” He grinned then glanced back at Sable. “Is it weird I think Sable’s just as hot? I mean since she had her braces removed, I can’t even tell them apart.”

“I can. Sable blushes at the drop of a hat. She doesn’t even wear sexy clothes like Dakota does.” Oh, but how wrong you are, Mister Ruley, each time they switched their clothing and identities to fuck with people. Snooze you lose Gavin. What part of identical, don’t you get?

“Still! I might ask Sable out sometime if she ever dumps Perbert. Look at him being goofy. You can tell she has her eyes on other guys. He’s too dumb to pick up on it.”

“All yours! You might have to stuff her Pervert boyfriend into a Samson Can first.” Referring to Corey Samson tossing Travis Herbert into a trash receptacle upside down a week or so back.

“I’m not that mean. Travis helped get my grades up so I won’t push him around like that.”

“Did you even think maybe the papers he wrote for you to copy might have had jizz taint on them?”

“Fuck you!” Nolan laughed! “Man, I hope not.” It was possible.

Back at the McKellen table the kissing broke rank and Josie snuggled up under Henry’s arm. Attention turning to Dakota, Josie sighed. “I suppose we should discuss your father and I having to clean the kitchen before we left.”

“I’m used to you two getting Friskay all the time. Nothing new!” Henry eying Josie over the near collision of her version of Friskay and his game Frisque he chose to intervene.

“We shouldn’t have had sex in the kitchen while you were at home.”

“Did you see everything that we did?” Every detail except when Punky was sitting on the floor sucking daddy off.

“Tried not to.” Dakota chuckled! “I turned in step the second I saw skin.”

“Bull!” Henry frowned! “You were naked before your mother, and I even got started. I know we gave you girl’s permission to roam naked but it’s awkward and you know it.”

“Not for me!” No more hiding! “I watched daddy tear you up.” Dakota looked smug and flicked her tongue over the scoop of soft serve on her spoon. “You two need to grow up and realize we’re adults just like you. I don’t care what you do. Just don’t fuck in my bed.” Unless she’s in bed with you.