Episode 329: JUST MY LUCK

Twenty minutes before Ice Cream! One second before I Scream!

“I can’t believe Chandra sent me naked pictures.”

Travis Herbert was over the rainbow swooning at his luck. For the last hour he had looked at the beautiful Hindi’s nude pics over two dozen times. Beating off over them twice his dick was getting irritated all over again after his zipper accident yesterday in school. Sure, lotion helped but he had abused it far too many times. Ow!

“Just my luck! Sable might want to suck me off when she gets home from shopping and I’m miserable.” For every negative there was a positive. “What am I doing? Sable is awesome. Why am I messing with Chandra when I have the hottest ... DAMMIT! They’re both hot! Man, I’m going to go bonkers thinking about all of this. I can’t even get back into my GTA game. I need to walk this off.”

Tempted to text Sable and even Chandra he resisted. Too much too soon with Chandra might scare her away. Too clingy toward Sable could establish a wall between them. “No! Just leave them both alone. Mom and Sable should be on their way home anyway.” Changing into some sweatpants and of all things a grey t-shirt promoting a Lucky Charms cereal box he ventured downstairs, cell in hand. Tennis shoes on at the front door he stepped outside and looked up at the sky. The clouds were gray and looking ready to burst any minute. “It’s going to rain soon; I can smell it in the air. I better just walk around the block.” It was still two hours away from downpour.

Turning left at the end of his sidewalk he dared to look over at the Hardecker house. Sure enough, there was his arch enemy Knox Hardecker burning one. Lucky Strike! Not really, a generic brand. Luck would eventually run out. Smoker’s curse! “What are you looking at Perbert?”

“I could say the same of you obKNOXious!” Just before noticing one another Knox was eyeballing the video that he was sent of Chandra Mahkarti when eaten out by Mimi Alexander in the Horton-Dexter cafeteria. Chuckling over it Knox actually turned his phone toward Travis and showed him, but it was too far away to see.

“You see Mahkarti and Alexander going at it today?”

“Say what? They were fighting?”

“You’re a moron. Alexander ate out Mahkarti.”

“Whatever! Chandra gave me a ride home and never said a word about it. It’s fake!”

“Like hell it is! Hang on I’ll come down and prove it.” He put his cigarette out on the railing of his balcony and flicked the butt into the Herbert’s yard like he always did. Travis stood his ground prepared to be bullied as usual. At least Knox didn’t have a posse with him this time. No, that would be later in the night when he had plans for Perbert’s mommy. Not that Trav would know. Stepping out his front door Knox casually walked up to Travis and called, “Truce! For now!”

“I guess! I just can’t picture Chandra with another woman.”

“I don’t think it was anything she planned. You can tell by her resisting that she was terrified.” He brought the video up and shared it from the beginning. “I just got this so I haven’t even seen the whole video.” Lie!

Shading the screen with his palm for clarity he restarted it. Sure enough, it began with Mimi Alexander butt ass naked save for her cat ears, hand cuffs and a buttplug cat’s tail. “Damn! Mimi is really stepping it up. Licking milk out of a Tupperware dish.” Travis was just as blown away. That video was not helping his sore penis one bit. “Wait for it!” A few seconds later Chandra tried to prevent Mimi from making a fool of herself. Crouching down in front of Mimi, Chandra’s cameraman so to speak shot video up her short skirt to see her pussy. Once Mimi saw it the clitty cat pounced. Fancy Feast was far better than 2%!

“Whoa! This really did happen. I recognize Chandra’s fingernail red paint. How am I just hearing about this?”

“Because nobody wants to talk to your stupid ass. Keep watching!” The video was shaky from that point on, but it was obvious that students prevented Chandra from escaping Mimi’s appetite. Moans and cries of delight filled the atmosphere of the moment. A closer shot of Mimi’s tongue licking Chandra’s clitoris was ironically steady. Suddenly, some girl busted in on the situation trying to help Chandra. “Who the hell is that? Didn’t I see that dress on Cherry yesterday?”

“That’s Ana Dom-- ass!” Dumbass! Shut up Perbert!

“She’s smoking hot. Ana who?” Trav knew her last name but shut his mouth and shrugged. “I’ll have my boys find out her name.”

“Ugggh! Her last name is Domingo. She works in the cafeteria, but Piper just hired her as an assistant.” Travis just did not have the ability to zip it. Just ask his wounded pecker. “Piper is buying the house on the other side of mine for Ana and her parents.”

“Wait a minute! I saw her yesterday, I think. She was in a van that stopped to look at the house. Wooohooo! Hot neighbor!”

“Careful! She’s under Piper’s protection. Mine too! She’s too nice to mess with Knox.”

“I do what I want.”

They continued watching to see Ana being pawed up by boys, her dress losing its zippers to reveal a good portion of her flesh beneath. Not enough in Hardecker’s eyes but a decent start. “Fuck yeah!” A swerve of the camera caught Charmaine Jackson twerking up on a tabletop. “That’s hilarious!” Even more the camera man caught teacher Mallory Under walking away on her hands and knees. Knox busted up laughing.

“Chaos! Man, I miss those days. Ungerdog is still a whiner.” Video ending Knox pocketed his cell and stared at Travis. “A Lucky Charms shirt? Man, you are such a pansy.” Shaking his head Knox walked back toward his house. Opening the front door the most amazing thing happened. A lucky horseshoe nailed above the threshold when his father first bought the house fell down from years of wear and tear and hit Knox on top of the head. “MOTHERFUCK!”

Travis busted up laughing! “It’s not your lucky day! Is that a horseshoe or was it off of a donkey? Takes an ass to know an ass!” Knox was stunned but still turned and chased Travis around his yard, finally catching him and wrestling him to the ground. Taking his favorite t-shirt off in a hurry Knox tossed it and battled the boy into a headlock. “GET OFF!”

“Not on you! Maybe your girlfriend.”

He just had to rub it in. Perfect timing! A honk coming from up the street had Knox looking for the culprit. Kelly Herbert and Sable McKellen were returning from shopping and saw the battle raging in the grass. Even while laying on her horn Knox pressed Trav’s face into the soil and laughed over it. Pulling into the driveway Sable jumped out of the passenger side and took off Dominic Black’s button-down black shirt so as not to ruin it and raced over to rescue Travis. Smirking while doing it she played the hero by jumping on top of Knox, her nipples slipping free of their tiny patches taunted Hardecker’s bare back. Realizing that she only had a micro bikini on Knox grinned up a storm. Luckily, she had put it back on after leaving the mall. Kelly well-aware!

“Play along!” Sable whispered into Knox Hardecker’s ear. No problem! “GET OFF MY MAN!” Travis heard that part loud and clear. Still, he felt lousy that she was defending him when he couldn’t protect himself, let alone her.

“Go fuck yourself, McKellen!” She would if her virginity wasn’t still intact. Not for much longer luckily. Mace Belmont’s big ass birthday dildo had his name on it. She only had to humor Travis on Saturday. Once that was over it was game on. As if this wasn’t another game. Knox released Travis and forcefully rolled over taking Sable to the ground into a missionary position, her legs to each side of him. She made certain Knox was laying right on top of her in such a compromising angle that it looked as if they were truly engaging in intercourse. Kelly racing over tried to help Travis up, her own shirt off so as not to soil it.

“Go inside while you can.” Knox whispered to Sable that he wished he could. Inside her that is! Kelly ordered her son to run but he refused. No way! He was not leaving his girlfriend to Hardecker’s roughness. Leaping up, Trav jumped on Knox as if trying to pull him off. It was just plain hilarious because Knox was dry humping Sable and mumbling sexual obscenities to her with Trav on his back. Even Kelly had to hide her amusement. Sable played it off well, turning her head rapidly trying to avoid Knox kissing her. Neck nuzzles at best had her squealing.

“Is it good for you, McKellen?” Knox laughed! “Yeah, Baby! Your pussy is hot as fuck.”

“Ewww!” She hissed and feigned resistance, his grip over her wrists holding her down. Through his tugged awry sweatpants, she could feel his huge erection rubbing up on her cunt. The thin patch covering her labium was easily rubbed aside by his beast. Wearing those drawstring sweats and no underwear beneath, it was obvious as his cock created friction directly across her exposed pussy. She loved it! Even if her demeanor spoke deceptively.

“Get off on me ... I mean off in me ... OF ME!” She nearly laughed! Kelly looking at Knox, he shot a deadly sneer up at her. She knew that look all too well. If she dared to interfere any further, he would tell Travis that she was fucking him quite regularly. Rock in a hard place, Kelly stood up and walked away.

Travis was glad that his mom stepped away, now he could be the real hero. Fist swinging at Knox his knuckles hit him in the back of the head which was already tender after the horseshoe. Still the obnoxious prick laughed over it.

“Look Perbert! That horseshoe helped me get lucky. I’m fucking your little bitch here and she likes it.” Trav resorted to gripping the back of Hardecker’s sweats. Dumb move! In tugging at the boy dry humping Sable, the sweats were loosening up and sliding down the more he thrusted his hips toward her. Even with Travis swinging and yelling Knox felt his penis slip free and rub right up over her warm, wet pussy. “Don’t you, McKellen?”

Making sure Kelly wasn’t looking Sable snuck in a kiss to his cheek with an expression of yes then returned to acting. Knox was a bad ass! His cell next to him Knox plucked it up and played the Chandra video. Ambidextrous he was! Misery loving company Chandra Mahkarti’s moans were loud and clear. Travis was losing his mind. Wrapping his arms under Knox in hopes to use his weight to roll him off of her Trav fought a losing battle.

“Oh, My God!” Sable whimpered! “Is that Chandra and Mimi?” She began to fret over the cries of orgasms, using the video to cover her own mischief while using her legs to wrap around both Travis and Knox. Preventing Travis from escaping Knox, she just knew if she didn’t Trav would resort to kicking or something. Ironically, Trav’s own sweatpants were losing waist space as well. This threesome was too comical for words.

“Yep! Music to my ears. How am I doing, McKellen? Like my dick?” Skin on skin she flared her eyes at him. She could easily tell his entire dick was out and crossing over her sensitive clit. The new friction had her swooning but trying her best to look mortified for Trav’s sake. Eyes unblinking, she stared into Hardecker’s eyes and mouthed, “Please don’t go all the way.”

Winking at her he slipped slightly lower until his thick crown dipped directly into her vulva. Eyes bulging over the occupation Sable yelped, which halted his thrusting at least. That is until Travis wrestling with Knox from above tried to pull him off of her. His body weight on Knox was only pressing his adversary’s penis even further into Sable. Laughing over his ridiculous approach Knox pinned Trav’s hands under his chest, crushing the numbskull’s knuckles directly over Sable’s breasts. Now her areola patches were exposing her aroused nipples. Too fucking funny!

“Shit! I’m going to cum!” Knox winked at Sable then actually shot his load if not timidly right up into her untapped hole. Not even a snarl! Her hymen still intact felt the jizz strike it enough to take her breath away. Above them Trav’s sweats rolled down just enough that in the battle his own penis exposed itself and rubbed all up on Hardecker’s upper ass cheeks. Not by choice!

Sensing it Knox now bulged his own eyes. “Don’t you dare!” Trav was just as shocked as Knox, yet Sable’s legs pinned him to his arch enemy. Friction unpleasant, Trav heard Chandra’s moaning over the video and gently nutted a bit himself. He too without a growl. More a wheeze!

“YOU SICK FUCK!” Knox was done! He felt wetness on his ass and forced himself off of Sable, her legs releasing both prisoners against her will. Droplets of semen spitting from Hardecker’s urethra pelted her bikini area. Sable quickly rubbed his nut into her skin acting all grossed out. Her hormones were off the charts at this all too close charade.

Further honking coming up the street Knox looked over expecting it to be Kelly. Boy was he wrong! Out on the street was Henry and Josie McKellen just pulling up and catching the tail end of the war. Sable took that moment to roll away and pull her next to nothing bikini over her pussy and nipples. Leaving a few specks of Knox nut on her, she raced around Knox and helped Travis up. The second he stood his sweats fell to his knees. Sable suddenly burst into laughter. Trav swiftly pulled them up and retied the drawstring. Knox rose to his feet and stroked his cock like the egotistical bastard that he was. Going so far as to look at Josie in the SUV and nodding like a stud. Josie did zero in on that cock. She had to shake it off fast.

“What in the hell is going on here?” Henry snapped, heard only by Josie and Dakota in the back seat. Dakota was laughing so hard her face was as red as her ass cheeks. Sweats now up Knox flipped everyone off and plucked up his phone. Instead of replaying Chandra he pulled up another video in his possession. Playing it he showed Josie from the distance. It was of her and the Boston Logger fucking in her classroom during class. Josie just knew it was her so she reached across the seat to lay on the horn as interference. Henry just looked at his wife.