Episode 304: CoUNTry BUMPkIN’

“Are we really smart taking this risk?”

Paisley Banfield felt compelled to ask her sister Brooke as they left their five-car garage. Riding their 10-speed Schwinn’s, wearing only bikinis and tennis shoes at that. They really didn’t know their new hacker friend Snoopy yet, but he did seem fun and really nice, even if he was kind of a stalker. If it was true that their mother was this bad bitch psycho queen, they wanted to learn more about her activities. With the promise of more freedom than they had ever known they simply had to try. “You watch my back and I’ll watch yours.” Brooke peddled in the lead out their front gate which opened for them without even punching in a code. Even the camera at the gate was pointed straight up to give them time to make their escape.

“You know I will. I’m just saying that this is right out of a horror movie. Stalker leads innocent young girls to their doom in a forest where no one can hear you scream.”

“Do we want people to hear us screaming?” Brooke giggled! “Paisley, we’re going to lose our virginities. You know we’re going to scream. In a good way, I hope. I don’t think Snoopy wants to hurt us.”

“Yeah, but he’s afraid to show us his face. That just spells out Jason Voorhees. If I see a hockey mask, I’m breaking the sound barrier. Either he’s really ugly with an awesome body or he’s scared of mom and Aunt Stacy. What if something happens and mom wants to know who he is. Do you think mom is capable of ... hurting someone or worse?”

“No clue! Mom could be the one in the hockey mask for all we know.” She had worn her share of masks in the bdsm world. Madison Banfield had an affinity for masks when posing as Harness to protect her identity. “We just lie and keep our stories straight. Hopefully we can have fun and meet a cool guy in person and get home before mom and dad.”

“I’m not worried about daddy. After what we all did, he’s definitely going to lie. We have to protect him as much as he will watch over us. Snoopy too! I think our lives are about to change.”

“Do we even need that nanny job now?”

“If it helps us get out of the house more by taking turns then I say yes.”

“Doesn’t it seem fishy that mom wants us to take that job so bad? She’s always kept us sheltered.”

“I bet she has a reason. It can’t be to benefit us.”

“Should we ask Snoopy about that?”

“We can! I want to know what mom hides from us. She is gone way too much. I think that’s why dad left earlier. Snoopy must be trying to help him.”

“I wish it was sunnier out. With the rain coming it’s so gloomy. It feels weird wearing bikinis when it’s cooling down outside.”

“I know! I bet we get eaten alive by bugs too.” Mosquito bites did not sound fun. “Snoopy said there was a treehouse. I hope it’s big enough to move around in and enclosed.”

“We have to be getting closer we’ve been peddling fast.”

“There!” Sixty feet ahead of them, “On that tree is the no trespassing sign. That’s the sign he said to look for.”

“It says No Trespissing.” Spray can mutilation! Kids! Actually, it was Pindrop Fred aka Snoopy acting out. “I think I see the path he mentioned behind all the shrubbery and weeds. Brooke, there might be snakes.” The thought had her sister pouting, they both hated snakes. Their mother one likely of those once they concluded the notion. She would be the scariest serpent to date.

“If Snoopy can go through there we can.”

“Yeah, but he’s probably wearing jeans at least. We have nothing to protect our legs.”

“I’m risking it.” Brooke stepped off of her seat and walked her bike up the embankment before studying the terrain beyond the lush foliage.

“What about poison ivy?”

“Will you stop whining.” Taking the lead Brooke hauled her bicycle through the bushes and disappeared. Fretting something fierce her baby sister by minutes gave in and followed her into the unknown. “I found his bike. He said to park ours by his where it can’t be seen.” Carefully stashing their rides, the girls hugged each other’s hips and studied the thin, overgrown trail. “I see footprints.”

“That’s a really big foot.” Size 12 to be precise. What was it about footlongs today?

“I’ve read that if a guy has big feet, it means he also has a big penis.”

“We’ve already seen Snoopy’s penis when he jerked off on our TV screen.”

“Exactly! Really big winky.” Staring at one another a moment they unified in a squeal and held each other’s hand jumping up and down with glee. “I hope it’s bigger than daddy’s dick. On TV you really can’t judge size.”

“Let’s go find out. If there’s a snake out here maybe, it’s his dick.” Giggling Paisley now took the lead, the girls holding hands to dispel their fear. Narrow confines and branches scraping against their skin they dared to risk everything. “I think we should leave something to mark where we came from in case, we get lost.”

“Good idea!” Brooke was first to take her bikini top off and tie it to a low hanging limb. “There!” In awe of Brooke’s bravado Paisley bubbled up and took her own off. Walking another forty feet she tangled her top around another branch. Fun and games proceeding along the course of the path they lost their bottoms too. Naked outside of tennis shoes and ankle socks they admired one another. “We’re so sexy.”

“I know right! Is it bad I look at you and want to kiss you all over?”

“WHAAAAT?” Brooke chuckled. “That would really turn daddy on. We should do that.”

“I’m up for anything. I just want Dolph to make love to me. I hope Snoopy can arrange that without mom finding out.”

“Dolph might be scared of mom if she has so much power.”

“Not that scared.” A male voice was heard from behind a tree. Out stepped the giant biker enticing the girls into a scream. “Quiet down! I’m not going to hurt you.” Rugged and charming at the same time the tattooed muscleman winked at them and waved them to follow his lead. Paisley bolted ahead of Brooke and hugged the biker from behind. Her grasp over his waist he chuckled. “I hear you want me.”

“You know I do. I tease you every chance I can, and you never tell on me.”

“I like money. Certain people pay me well for services rendered.”

“Meaning mom.” Brooke chimed in dogging their tails. “Are you afraid of our mom Dolph?”

“Afraid of losing everything I own if I get caught betraying her. We shouldn’t be discussing your momma. That could get us all into trouble.”

“Are you friends with Snoopy?”

“I wouldn’t say friends but he’s earning my respect. Keep up!”

“You keep up.” Paisley lowered her right hand to his leather inseam and rolled her fingers along his massive cock. “Oh, my God! You’re humongous.”

“You wanted it. Don’t go getting spooked now.”

“Never! I’ve wanted you since I was fifteen. Every year my feelings get stronger and stronger.”

“It’s true. I have to hear her talking about you every day.”

“Cute! You two need to keep this meet under wraps. Even my biker club would skin me alive for overstepping. My stupidity could bring us all trouble. I’m not the only guy who likes big paychecks. Your mom and aunt keep us rolling in dough.”

“Why are you taking such a risk then?”

“Because I’m the dumbest motherfucker out there.”

“You do fuck our mom, right?” Brooke smirked.

“On call when she needs me. I’m not so worried about today because your dad is keeping her busy. Your aunt is pursuing a business deal with some dancers from Boston for her club MaleStrom. I should be fine unless they dig into where I go all day. I left my Harley up the road and hoofed it here. Easy enough to say I broke down and couldn’t get cell reception. It’s spotty out here.”

“So, the footprints we saw were yours.”

“Probably! The geek got here before me so it could be him.”

“Geek? He’s a nerd?”

“Naaa! Buffest hacker I know.” He laughed. “Not like me but he has a good fitness sense.”

“Do you trust him?”

“I don’t know him really. Other than his call sign of Pindrop. What I do know is he’s legit in helping my club get things they go looking for. Bikes, parts, jobs, etc.”

“So, he did know you before Paisley asked him to set you up with her.”

“Six months or so. He’s good at hiding and that benefits my club. I guess you can say we’re all two-faced. We work both ends of the spectrum. If your mom needs us we’re there for her at the drop of a hat. Just like the cops in this city.”

“She really has that much power?”

“She shares that power with a couple dozen other power brokers. This city is locked down concerning the outside world. Beyond the city limits the info they receive is nothing but doctored bullshit. It’s all good and glamor with country music keeping this burg on the map. Again, I can’t stress this enough, you little bitches cannot say a word. At home you act like naive angels, or a war is going to start that we can’t win. We’re here.”

A tight clearing opened up and a huge oak tree stood tall in the forest. A large treehouse roughly thirty feet up on the trunk encircled it. Glass windows and a makeshift staircase lead up to a wooden door. “Whoa! That treehouse is so cool.” Music heard from a jambox in the shelter the door opened up and a man in black shirt and jeans stepped out. On his face was a black ski mask.

“There’s my girls.” He threw his arms to his sides. “Lose your bikinis?”

“Mile markers.” Dolph laughed. “I prefer them better this way.” He drew Paisley to his side and hugged her to him. She was all kinds of goo-goo-eyed.

“Nice! Come on up. Let’s chat while we have time.” Brooke headed up the stairs first leaving Paisley with Dolph Richter. Dolph held her back by her hair but without being rough. Once Brooke faced Pindrop Freddy upstairs, Dolph leaned down and kissed Paisley. Her heart stopped then restarted with fire. Passionately palming his face, they made out for two minutes. Swooning over his attentiveness Paisley whimpered until he severed the kiss and turned her toward the stairs.

“It’s comfier up there.” Encouraged to take the stairs Dolph rubbed his chin watching Paisley’s tight little ass a few steps up ahead of him. Thoughts only, Dolph was stressed. “This deal I made is going to get me strung up. And I don’t mean in the bondage shit Harness pays me to endure. If I do fuck Paisley, I’m signing my death warrant. Not even my club could get me out of town safely. Hell, they’d be on the run as much as me for making deals with Pindrop.” Poking her in the asshole Paisley squealed and ran up the steps faster. Giddy was not the half of it. Dolph had to laugh at the wetness circulating down her inside thighs. Breed ‘em and weep was his motto.

That was why he had six kids with six different whores. Not one of the baby mommas did he pay child support to thanks to Watchtower. He hadn’t even considered that yet. Sadly, Dolph led his life where his dick pointed. Regardless, his kids lived well getting side income from the organization. That and their mother’s also whored themselves out under the POPO network. Full circle!

“You have a bed up here.” Brooke eyed a queen size mattress on the wood floor. “Yay!”

Snoopy grinned at the first thing Brooke said. Not one word about his ski mask. “Like I told you, this is my get away from bullshit base. I sleep out here occasionally. Trust me when I say in my line of work it pays to have an escape plan.”

“But Dolph knows about it. What if he ever told someone about it?”

“I’m pretty sure Dolph can be trusted. He knows I have shit on him that could get him into just as much hot water. I think we have a pretty secure understanding. There’s a lot I didn’t tell you two. Trust has to be established and what I’m risking could get me into trouble if I’m found out. When I said nobody knew of my backdoor plans, I was protecting you guys. I cannot emphasize enough that you two cannot mumble a single word about me or Dolph, or anything I reveal. You could potentially get us killed.”

“I thought you said nobody was hurt.”

“Brooke, in this career choice everyone gets hurt in some fashion, be it robbed blind or blackmailed. If too much inside information leaks there is always a potential black hole that no one knows what lies behind. I don’t want to know firsthand. Which is why, before we leave here today, I’m going to make certain you girls understand what damage could come to all of us.”

“You can count on us Snoopy. I won’t even ask to see your face even though I’m dying to.”

“We’ll see!” With Paisley and Dolph entering Fred paused. “Hey, Paisley!”

“Hi, Snoop! You look just like I pictured.”

“She was picturing you as Jason Voorhees.” Brooke busted up. “You’re right it’s a mask, just not a hockey helmet.”

“I’m not here to hurt you two. Neither is Dolph. You begged me to hook you up with the pool cleaner and here he is. That has to tell you I’m a man of my word. I swear to all of you, Dolph included, I have your backs no matter the hardship.”

“My clubs back.” Dolph insisted!

“Guaranteed! Just keep doing what the organization pays you to do and what I counteroffer with, and we’ll all live good.”

“You can really get Paisley and I the freedom we crave?”

“Your dad will see to that. But yes, I’ll cover every track you make behind your mom’s back.” Ignoring the chat Paisley lured Dolph to the mattress and asked him to lie down. Zero resistance the bald biker grinned and just let her do whatever she wanted to him. She literally bit his dick through his black leather pants. Giving them space Fred guided Brooke to a table with two folding chairs. Taking seats, they just talked.

“Will dad get into trouble with mom?”

“I’m not sure yet. I warned Harry to not be too aggressive, but I can already tell he’s feeling betrayed and vengeful. I think he’s smart enough to play the game though. It all depends on Madison. She’s definitely going to dig into how he just showed up at Filmore without fair warning from one of my colleagues. Luckily, I’m good at covering all the bases. As long as nothing goes bad while I’m out here we should be fine. Like I said, I withheld certain things until now. When I said my associates in the hacking community didn’t know what I was doing that was a lie. There are others allied with me to reap the benefits that your mom’s network denies us. We just have each other’s backs when things get hectic. I won’t indulge names or how many to protect their interests. I hope you understand.”

“I get it. I’m fine with everything. If my mom is bad, I have no respect for her. She wants Paisley and I to become nannies for some family. I’m guessing she has some dark motive for using us to her advantage.”

“That’s a no-brainer. Madison Banfield has her hands into everything. All dirty! I’m sorry to break that to you.”

“Snoopy? I really want to know about the girls that boy from McRonald’s showed us a pic of. They were identical twins just like Paisley and I. That’s just creepy. They looked so much like us outside of hair color.”

“You need to learn that much on your own. If you find out without my help you can go to your parents with that intel and appear authentic in learning.”

“Are they, our sisters?” He withheld any reaction, simply shrugging. Poker face win! “I think they’re our stepsisters somehow. Between you and I, Paisley and I have often wondered if daddy was our real dad. That’s why I don’t feel guilty seducing him. Well, trying to seduce him. You don’t have to tell me the truth. If you can get Paisley and I the freedom that we need we can investigate on our own. All we need to do is find that boy again and let him take us to them.”

“I suggest caution. First off, cameras are everywhere and they will watch you two like a hawk. GPS on your parent’s vehicles. Even your cellphones can be. Not just tracking you but hearing every word you say. If you dig too deep into that, and it turns out they really are related to you; their own parents will start looking into it too. That could become awkward. Harry would be devastated to learn he might not be your real dad. To my knowledge your birth certificates and DNA prove Harry is your biological father. Could those documents be forged by your mom to protect you? I would not put it past her.”

“That would suck.” Speaking of, she heard a gag reflex and turned to her right to see Paisley sucking Dolph’s nine-inch monster, her ass in the air as if awaiting backup. “Sissy is really into him.”

“I wouldn’t object if you were into me.” Fred winked and lightly tapped her leg under the table with his tennis shoe. Blushing at him Brooke leaned her elbows on the table and batted her lashes.

“I’m not leaving this treehouse until you take my virginity.”

“Oh, really? Good thing I keep extra sheets up here for my bed.”

“It might get messy.”

“That’s guaranteed! Are you sure you want me?”

“I know it sounds stupid, but yes. Paisley and I have wanted to meet a boy in like forever, but mom and dad kept us so isolated. That day at Burger Kink was awesome until they all lost their interest. Mom, I’m sure!”

“Does that immediately tell you how in control she is? She has past students, current students from every school in the city on her payroll. They know where the fun is but also know the ramifications of betrayal.”

“I don’t want them to ignore us ever again. I want the choice of who to play with. That includes you.”

“I’m the easy one. The students are susceptible of telling on guys like me. I can’t interfere there.”

“That’s okay! As long as we have freedom, we can challenge their temptations and eventually get what we want.”

“Watch out for the police. They run a side operation that lets schoolgirls, hell, any woman they find hot run around naked without getting into trouble. If you two are intent on battling the system, just know your mom can clamp down on you. A night in jail is something I guarantee Madison would do. A scared straight tactic to get you under control.”

“Even if we witness other girls and the cops not arresting them? Mom can’t condone that, or it would mean the cops would have to behave, right?”

“Which they would have no choice in doing. Like it or not the POPO would cease operations until she okayed it to resume. The one thing Madison has to contend with is the other members of the organization. They thrive on porn scenarios. It’s 40% of their annual income. They sell recorded live footage overseas for millions each year. Heck, your mom makes porn and gets off on selling herself. Just not in the U.S.!”