Episode 294: SprAy TAN

11:00 AM! Darcy Beckett’s home on the outskirts of Nashville.

“Lord it’s so gloomy. So much for sunbathing before I go shopping. My tan is decent, but I’d like it a bit more golden. Maybe a tanning bed, or better yet a spray tan would get me through the weekend. I want a nice even tone before the McKellen party on Saturday. I mean I don’t have tan lines, but I could still go darker. I’m shocked Randy hasn’t questioned me on that. It’s obvious that I sunbath naked to get a tan like mine. With Parker and Beau here all day and Kerry next door, they can all see our yard. Either Randy doesn’t care, or he’s just not thought about that yet. Actually, a spray tan would cover my tracks. That’s it, I’ll go and get a receipt and leave it on the counter for him to find so he thinks that’s how I get so dark.” Perfect!

Wearing the short black dress that she wore the very first day that she met Officer Ross Green with her hair pinned up Darcy grabbed her purse and hit the garage. In her car and backing out she spotted her youthful neighbor Beau walking the yard looking lost. After his fun with Andrea this morning then the Watchtower hacker Polymer seducing him from afar, he needed space away from the old man. Parker taking a nap left Beau as bored as bored got. A toot of her horn to get his attention he made the effort to sprint across yards and lean on her passenger side windowsill. “Hey, Darcy! Looking sexy as ever.”

“Charmer! You look bored out of your mind.”

“I am! I don’t know Nashville all that well, so I stay close to home. I managed to get home after taking Andi to school and getting breakfast for Gramps but that’s my limit. Well, the campus, I do know how to get there once I start.”

“You’re welcome to ride along with me. If you don’t mind all of the girly things I have planned. Nails, spray tan, dress shopping, and an adult emporium.” She giggled. “Can you believe Randy wants me to buy a BDSM hood?” He could, he had seen the job site video too. She couldn’t know that though. They both kept that part to themselves. Darcy presumed Parker kept that much from his grandson.

“Wild! Sure, I’ll ride along. Do I have time to go change out of my sweats?” At least he had showered after getting back home earlier. “I might need my wallet to.”

“Hurry it up!”

Patting the door Beau bolted for the house and returned in under ten minutes. Coming back in cargo pants and a polo shirt he looked pretty snazzy. He smelled even better wearing some very manly cologne. “That was fast.”

“I didn’t want to hold you up too long.” Climbing in, he buckled up and watched her back out onto the country road. Headed into the city Darcy pointed out a few things in passing. The gas station Ross and his fellow cops took her at, grocery stores, parks, etc. As she waited on a stoplight she looked into her rearview mirror and noticed a police cruiser behind her. A single siren wail she smiled.

“It’s Joey Chandler and Ross. It must be their day to buddy up again.” Joey wearing shades pointed at a mini mall to her left. Flashers employed she proceeded through the light left and pulled into the parking lot. Beau looking back recognized Ross but not the older man driving. “Lord knows what they want today.” She chuckled while winking at Beau.

“You!” He laughed! “You’re in demand.”

“I am!” She beguiled him. “You might see things that you shouldn’t.”

“Our secret! I’d never betray your sweet ass.”

“You’re so adorable.” Parking behind Darcy, Joey and Ross shut their cruiser off and made the journey toward her. Rather than step up to talk to her Joey pointed at the mall and walked toward it. Ross patted the roof of her car then offered a fist bump with Beau to his surprise. “What’s going on Ross?”

“A nice golden glaze.”

“You know I was going to go get a tan?” Her eyes flared.

“Nothing we don’t know. Why do you think we forced you into this lot.” A nod toward Joey holding open a door she realized it was a tanning center. Eyes wide she smiled at Ross.

“I wasn’t even aware of this one. I normally go to Classic Tan on Broadway. SprAy TAN? Oh, boy! Why is SATAN spelled out in capital letters?” A comedic Devil painted on the front window wearing swimming trunks made her laugh.

“We conduct business here on occasion. The owners give us all huge discounts. Free to you from here on out.”

“That is so nice. I’ll definitely take you up on that offer.”

“They do nails next door. Hurry up, Joe’s waiting!”

“Do I stay out here?” Beau cocked an eyebrow knowing Watchtower when he saw it. “I don’t want to get in the way.”

“Why? You and I are going to be buds, Hunter. The day I picked Darcy up you became aware of us. Your grampa and Joe there are old friends, which makes you family, kid.”

“Kid? You’re not much older than me.”

“Which is why we should hang out sometime.”

“Cool! I could use friends.”

“Move it, Beckett! Leave the dress in the car. Lock it up and give Hunter your keys.” Giddy in the command Darcy stepped out of her car and didn’t even bother to look around her. Her dress up and off with ease she stood in the nude while Beau got out. Door closed she used her key remote and locked her purse in. Wiggling around her car hood she handed Beau her keys and did a little dance.

“This is crazy.” Beau laughed! “I dig it!”

“Gets better Hunter!” Ross slapped Darcy on the ass. “Shake it, you fucking whore.” Beau grinned watching her follow Ross like a puppy on a leash.

“Maybe I should go into law enforcement.” Beau laughed speaking aloud. A minute before reaching the parlor door he heard his cell playing Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper. Pausing Ross, he stood outside and answered his call. “Miss me, Sweet Polymer Purebread?”

“You bet, UndieDog! I set your ringtone so that you know it’s me. I’m in your contact list under Aunt Polly. I just heard what you said about law enforcement. There would be your way into Watchtower. Your dad and stepdad are State Troopers so that can work to your advantage.”

“Not the worst idea if I can get away with what these guys do.”

“Perks, Handsome Rod!”

“I’ll think on that. I’m pinned down by Rockhurst right now. Do you know what I’m doing for him?”

“Yep! Getting his illegal on. Question is, are you okay letting him abuse Andrea Beckett and her mother?”

“Darcy is fun. That part doesn’t bother me in the least. Andi is awesome too but yeah, Parker wanting to steal her virginity is pretty twisted. Do you think bad of me?”

“Look at what I do for a living Rod. I’m as illegal as it gets. I won’t think bad of you because I love bad boys. The Badder the better in bed. The day we meet I hope you recall my saying that.”

“I’ll tear you up.”

“Mmm! I’m counting on that.”

“If you like bad boys, I’m shocked you’re not chasing this Ross guy.”

“He already has thirty women at his beckon call. I kind of want my own personal bad boy all to myself. I don’t mind you doing what you’re doing, but I do feel some crazy connection with you. I can’t explain it really.”

“Works for me. So, why is Darcy here?”

“To get hammered. Why else? She’s the cop shop’s new toy. They pay her good because she’s a super model. Well, close to it. I’d lick her. Yes, Rod, I’m bisexual.”

“Isn’t that nonbinary now?”

“I keep it old school. I prefer men, women are just fun on occasion. Threesome whenever you want once you’re done with Parkhurst.”

“With Andrea Beckett?” He laughed.

“Sure! I think she’s cute.”

“Gramps mentioned the McKellen twins. Maybe a foursome?”

“Want to see one of them right now? Scratch that I can send both.” She giggled. “I just pulled up cell cam video. They’re so identical it’s hard to tell which is which. I’ll be sending these to Benefactor too, so act surprised if he plays them for you. I’ll have to delete these from your phone after you check them out but enjoy. You watch these I need to get back to work. In touch when you least expect it.”

“Cool! I’m liking you more and more Aunt Polly.”

“Same here Uncle Rod!” Click! Looking toward the salon window he spotted Ross talking with Joe. Taking a few minutes longer outside Beau watched a recording of Dakota McKellen being manhandled by boys. Dozens of them groped her naked body in the hallway of Horton-Dexter and spanked her ass raw for her birthday.

“Daaaamn! That girl is on fire. So, is her ass.” Something that a certain Travis Herbert would never even think about when Dakota and Sable switched identities later in the school day. Beau would get that video later and bust up laughing after Polymer informed him of their switch and Trav being the butt of a twisted joke.

The second video was of Sable McKellen with Custer Martini and a few wrestlers up on the third floor. Sable naked was all over Custer. “Lucky guy! I need to meet these bitches here soon.” Cell cam footage swiped from one of the naked nutjobs around Sable, the upstairs surveillance cameras were no longer used. That would be remedied in a week or so. “Maybe Gramps will let me go to that party with Andi and I can hook up with the twins.” Closing out for Beau, the videos erased from his phone and Polymer left a pouting emoji. “Maybe I’ll tell Andi I’ll pick her up from school too if I get back home in time.” Plan!

Deciding to go indoors Beau stepped up to the officers and sighed, “Sorry, it was my aunt.” A simple nod from both men they could have cared less. “Hey! I have a question for you guys. Joe, right?”

“That’s me!”

“I’m digging what you guys do. My two dads are State Troopers which is how I got this job with Parker. I was wondering what it’d take to get a badge here in Nashville and join the force?”

“Fake degree!” Ross chuckled! “You really think I went to the police academy?”

“No shit! Heck yeah! I’ll prove myself to you guys and maybe after my time helping Parker is done, I’d like to be considered.”

“As you said, prove yourself.” Joe puckered then heard his cell ring. Pausing conversation Joe looked at his caller. “My turn, it’s my granddaughter. She’s on lunch at high school. Stepping out, you got this Ross.”

“Yep!” Ross Green saluted the elder. Waiting until he stepped outside Ross looked at Beau. “You got what it takes. I can tell.”

“I know I do. I’m an evil bastard. Takes one to know one Bro.” He chuckled!

“I can see that too. Which is why we need to hang out.”

“My cover story moving here was to switch colleges, but I took a few weeks off. If I stay longer, I’ll need something to kill time with during the day, so the schooling isn’t in question. Ride along maybe?”

“I can arrange that. I might have a better idea though.”

“What’s that?”

“Campus cop to begin with. That way you’re actually at a college and you can hook us up with college bitches.”

“I like how you think. I suppose starting at the bottom is how it works. I’m game as long as I have a badge to back me up.”

“Step at a time Bro.”

“Darcy getting her tan?”

“The base!” Ross grinned and waved him to follow as he led him into a back room. All open glass rooms Darcy stood naked waiting on her attendant. With only one employee, a smoking hot number, herself wearing a micro bikini Beau had to whistle. The brunette girl smiled at him and wagged her tongue. “This is Brigette. She’s, our employee. This tanning salon is run by the man, men in blue.”

“She’s fine as hell.”

“Do you think we’d employ some chunky ass over Bridge there? Get that fucking bikini off Everly! This guy is royalty now.” Brigette giggled and removed her narrow patches and set them aside. Inside two other chambers were other girls. Now noted by Beau he bulged his eyes. “Holy crap! Do you guys have dibs on every hot cunt in the city?”

“Pretty much! The tattooed blonde over there? That’s Twister, she dances at MaleStrom. The purple haired bitch bartends over at Broncos. Her name is Julip.” Waving at both girls they fluttered fingers at Beau with interest. “Stop by the clubs sometime, they’ll give you free drinks and bend over for you.”

“It’s that easy?”

“We’ve steered the clubs into being open, unless anyone big visits. People like country singers or the like. In most cases as long as you tip good, they’ll do whatever you want. In return we give them total freedom to do anything they desire this side of murder without being arrested. So, yeah, whores at our beckon call.”

“Sweeeeet! Yep! Count me in Ross.”

“Are you dealing with Rockhurst on Saturday?”

“I’m not sure yet. The McKellen party is Saturday night and Darcy’s daughter is going to that. I was originally told to tell her I couldn’t be her date but now Parker might change his mind. He wants the McKellen twins too. Greedy old fart!”

“Hey, when I’m his age I’ll want youth too. I’ve seen them before; I can’t blame him.”

“Right! Why did you ask if I was free?”

“I’m thinking of hitting MaleStrom Saturday after work. If you want to go, I’ll have so many whores on you that you’d be moving in. You should see the owner of that place. Stacy Raynes is fucking amazing. Bodybuilder, big tits, and money out her anus. Hot anus at that! She struts around her club naked a lot just to promote business.”

“Nice! You should give me your number and I’ll let you know. If I don’t go to that party, I’ll definitely join you. I know Sunday is booked with Andi and Rockhurst.” He eyed Darcy looking impatient as Brigette sprayed Julip. Seeing Brigette naked Darcy concluded that she was on some payroll too. Not that it mattered!

Ross agreed and the young men swapped numbers. Conversation continued until Julip and Twister were bronzed from head to toe and released. Stepping out of their glass chambers the ladies crept up to Ross and both gave him a kiss. “Don’t get that shit all over my uniform.” He nudged Twister back. “Save that tongue for Saturday, you can blow me and my new rookie here.”

“My pleasure!” Twister aka Tina Kirk batted her lashes.

“You better drop by Broncos and see me.” Julip turned and pried her ass cheeks wide for a golden goodness, her asshole wearing a purple butt plug. She liked keeping a natural skin tone ring around her anus while the rest of her was bronzed. “I’ll do you one better.”

“Nice! If Ross doesn’t I will.”

“Free drinks when he visits Julz!” Julip was really Julie Rainier.

“Absolutely! You must be privileged.”

“Like I said he’s royalty now.” Ross patted Beau on the back. “If he wants that ass, you pop that cork and give it to him.”

“Come on Ross! You know I will.” She winked at Beau. “Anal is my favorite thing to do.”