Episode 264: PUBLIC RELATIONS

8:15 PM!

Piper Cherry drug her weary ass through the front door of her home. The high school counsellor had stayed over at school far longer than she had planned on thanks to some very horny detainees, to which she finally engaged in heated intercourse with. Quarterback Angus Furlong the final culprit in holding she and Josie McKellen hostage had finally ran his long game to the touchdown line. In Josie’s case she had been making up for lost time with her lover Coach Roman Crandell. Until Angus stole her away. Yep! Fucked her too!

As tired as she was Piper needed more wine so made a pitstop at a nearby drive through liquor store to stockpile. Two cases in the back of her Ford Edge she felt it necessary to acquire in bulk with the busy weekend ahead. With the birthday party for the McKellen twins, which included celebrating ahead of time with Travis Herbert almost here, she suddenly felt overwhelmed. So much to do! Too much to do. One less item on Jesse Manley’s shopping list for her.

Having heard her pull into the garage Piper’s nephew Mace Belmont, wore out himself after hours of sex and swimming with cheerleaders got up from the sofa. Not only cheerleaders he had an interesting mid-day romp with Kelly Herbert weighing on him. Stretching off the stress he and Piper’s pooch Rotten met her just as the garage door crept down sealing her in.

“Just in time.” She left her window down after shutting off her vehicle. Popping her hatchback, she pointed to the rear. ““Carry in my wine.” Eager to help, he fought against Rotten in his glee to let his owner know that he missed her.

Stepping from her SUV, Mace immediately saw that his aunt was butt ass naked. “Did you forget something at school?” He laughed gripping one case of wine. “You’re going to get pulled over for streaking.” Something he was glad didn’t happen in hauling around Kelly Herbert in the bed of his truck with some other woman he picked up at the hardware store.

“And get off with a warning to do it more often or else.” She giggled fending off Rotten. “Hello my baby. Yes, mommy missed you too. Stop jumping on me before you scratch me all up.” She settled him down using her purse to block his attempts to pounce again. A whistle from Mace he settled down to a relentless stubby tail wag. “I’m glad he listens to you. I really need to take a day and have you show me how to keep him in check.”

“He listens to you. Right now, he’s just excited. Two cases? You must be going to get really plowed.”

“Well, Roger Dundee is coming to the birthday bash, and I’ve invited him to stay the night.”

“I finally get to meet him.” Mace opted to lift both cases atop one another and put them along the corner of the garage near the door. “I’ll open a case and chill a couple bottles for you. You still have one bottle in the fridge ready if you want some now.”

“In a few. Listen...” She stepped up onto the threshold of her side door entry looking back at him. “I need you to get busy tomorrow and really decorate the place for the birthday. None of those condom balloons. If Henry needs help next door you offer your services tomorrow. I’m sure he’s pulling his hair out too.” Nope! Drunk after fucking some barely legal cheerleaders. Now that the girls were gone Henry was regretting it. He needed time to himself with a full bottle of JD.

“No problem!” Even though tomorrow was a massively packed day with Mace risking the amateur dancer day at Cashanova. “I thought I’d mow his yard anyway as a surprise.”

“Good idea! I heard he plans on putting up a few tents in his backyard for the girls to camp out with friends, so, maybe help him there too. When I get home tomorrow, I’ll work on decorations as well. I called Jesse Manley and gave him a monster list of things to buy so he will call you when he’s on his way over with everything.”

“Already did! We can hang out maybe and put up some décor.” An instant flash in Piper’s mind about the posters being made of her she giggled lightly but kept the knowledge to herself.

“Josie might drop over again here shortly to plan out Saturday. What she can anyway. Some of the stuff I have set in motion she doesn’t even know about.”

“Uhh? I don’t either.” He followed her on in and closed the door. Tailing her into her bedroom she sat her purse on her dresser then kicked her heels into her closet. Reeking of detainee cum she needed a shower bad. Waving his hand over his face at her pungent aroma he frowned. “Roger nail you before you came home?”

“I wish.” His name did start with an R, but her final lover of the day was of all people Roman Crandell. Not what she had planned but with Josie swiping Angus Furlong she was left alone with him. Not the first time he had his pecker in her, the first being the night they left the bar River Rats and performed their Chinese Fire Drill downtown. Short lived at that instance. In all reality short lived tonight. Roman came in five minutes. That’s what happens when you fuck a Grecian Goddess like Piper. His aunt totally nude, Mace simply stared, he too found her Goddess quality mesmerizing.

“You can wipe your drool anytime now.” She placed her hair into a tail to tie it then changed her mind. Rotten sitting next to Mace used his paw to roll it over his face as if wiping his chin. “He has better manners than you. Did you order out like I said? If not call for a pizza, I’m starving.”

“On it!” He pulled his cell from his pocket and started to dial out from his contact list when he received a text. “Give it a rest already.”

“Who me?” Piper cocked a brow looking at herself in her dresser mirror checking for Hickie’s.

“No. Kelly Herbert told Travis about our run in with a woman named Daphne Dillman who lives a few blocks over. She’s an MMA fighter so I goofily suggested she train Travis to defend himself better. He text me earlier that those asshats that glued him into the mascot outfit messed with him again today. Did you know about that?”

“No, I didn’t. Why didn’t he come to me?” She appeared concerned. Of course, she was too busy running around dealing with teacher gangbangs in the hallway, Carl going home early, and clearing out her future shrine.

“He said some chick named Chandra took care of it.”

“Chandra Mahkarti.”

“Sounds foreign.”

“India, I believe. Her parents are surgeons here in Nashville. She’s beautiful but definitely reserved.” Less and less but keeping it in short bursts. Her ideas were simply different that Piper and the other teachers. At least to their knowledge.

“Oh, wait! Is that the lady I saw the day I brought Travis here after he got pissed on? Yeah, she was hot. I totally forgot about her. HA! I think Trav has a teacher crush on her, she even gave him a ride home today.”

“That was nice of her. Did she give the twins a ride too?”

“No, they rode home with the cheerleaders. They came by to swim.”

“Did your little fish sticks go swimming too?” She razzed him pointing at his penis and alluding to semen. “Start wearing a condom before your parents have unexpected grandbabies. You know Mona will kick your ass.”

“I know! I know! They all say they’re on the pill. Hey! You’re one to talk. I bet you don’t enforce rubbers either.”

“You hush!” She knew he was right. “I should just get my tubes tied. I have no plans on ever being a mommy.”

“Grampa Lane would be pissed if you did that. Bad enough Aunt Bree is a lesbian lowering those chances to adoption.”

“He knows I don’t want kids. Especially after Davon. They might still hint around but I’ve made it very clear I don’t want motherhood. I’m happy being the hot daughter and aunt.”

“I’m happy you’re a hot aunt too.” He chuckled. “Sorry for the hard on.” His sweats were popping out.

“I’m used to that thing. Oh, about last night. You seemed awful interested in what Josie and I were up to.”

“You know I can’t help it. I find Josie smoking hot. Easy enough to know what Dakota and Sable will look like in a few years.”

“How much did you overhear Snoop Dawg?”

“About her secret rendezvous? Don’t worry, I won’t rat her out. She sounded really impressed by whoever nailed her at that hotel.”

“She was. I’m shocked Roman even agreed to that.” She should have questioned Roman about describing the young lover but totally forgot to do her detective work. That and she knew Josie wouldn’t want to embarrass Roman by admitting he took part in a DP session with the random fucker. Especially after her in school DP with the Booker twins. Better to just let it go. “At any rate you need to lay low on your flirting with her.”

“I know she swore to you she wouldn’t have sex with me. I’m not pushing it. But again you did give us permission to start just last night.” Sneaky motherfucker!

“I know! I know! And I won’t go back on that. All I ask is to be considerate that Josie is my best friend and I just don’t ever want things to get ugly between us. Between you and me, she’s uncontrollable as it is. Please don’t ever let on about that to her girls.” As if they didn’t know. Saying this to Mace was Piper trying her best to keep him out of the loop. But again, if he’s hanging with cheerleaders he probably already knew too much. By ear!

“I won’t. They pretty much know she’s a slut anyway. I mean come on they saw you and her getting gangbanged by the moving guys when they brought your furniture up from Atlanta. They’ve suspected this Roman guy all along too.”

“Tip of the iceberg lettuce, but you’re right. Still, I worry about her girls.” Dakota especially after her antics the last few days. “I never did ask, how did movie night go? Long overdue my questioning you, isn’t it?”

“Truth? or Dare?” He chuckled.

“Oh, lord! Tell me it didn’t go too far.”

“Uhh? Define too far.”

“Still virgins, right?”

“Oh, yeah! I would never take those. Too messy. I’d rather have experience.”

“Plenty of that with my peppy squad.” She laughed. “I’m going to shower. Order that pizza procrastinator.”

“Right! Oh! Do we have any gift wrap? I need to wrap Trav’s birthday gift before he finds it.”

“What did you buy him?”

“A drone.”

“That’s all he needs. I’ll be sunbathing and he’ll be hovering five feet above my twat.”

“Three feet. Just saying! Propellors might shave you. Even more, he’ll be peeping into Sable’s window. His luck he’ll fly into the glass. Or a power line.”

“No doubt!” She moved on into her bathroom and started her shower. She hadn’t planned on washing her hair but with all of the jizz in it she knew it was a must. Wandering as the water heated up, she glanced out her bedroom window with no curtains and saw Travis in his bedroom playing video games. “At least he’s not beating off on his balcony.” That was earlier when the cheerleaders were there. Twice in one day seeing them naked he wasn’t wasting time. Even if his wounded dick was sore as fuck. Sable’s visit after swimming did not help.

Speaking of, she looked to the left of the Herbert home and spotted Knox Hardecker hanging out with some boy she didn’t recognize. “Hmm? Haven’t seen him at Horton-Dexter. Must be from another school. Had your chances boys. Wait! Knox is graduated so that kid probably is too” She shook her tits at them without response, then headed back to her bathroom to step into her shower. While soaping up her luffa she looked down at her glass door and grit her teeth. “Why in the hell did I lick up Mace’s cum with Josie? I only encouraged them both to break that promise. Moot now that I gave them permission. I really should stop being so random myself.” Mace did taste yummy. “Uggggh!” She had to shiver over having fucked her own nephew. “Butt plug!” Recalling it she removed the blue gemstone plug from her anus and washed it off, sitting it in a shampoo tray. “Mace was phenomenal but for the sake of family I need to chill out on fucking him.” Easier said than done!

In the kitchen leaning on the island Mace called in his pizza and responded back to Travis over Daphne. “Dude! I’ll introduce you to her after this weekend. Aunt Piper has me spread thin over decorating and helping Mister McKellen do yard work tomorrow.” He knew he needed to stop texting, having fucked the boy’s mother earlier and the bondage he exposed her to was making him nervous. There was just so many secrets to keep from various people. He couldn’t even finish telling Piper how bad things got over movie night. How he let both twins suck his dick, again betraying Travis by allowing Sable without him knowing. Then turning around Sunday and putting hot wax all over Dakota. Even how Sable was obviously obsessed with playing Dakota in front of Trav. He knew it but said nothing. Some friend he was. “I’m a piece of work.” So why was he smiling?

Reading Mace’s reply on his cell Travis stopped his GTA game and settled back over his homework, shoving it aside. A late supper of leftover sloppy joes smelling wonderful he sighed over both this Daphne chick and teacher crush Chandra opting to roll out of bed. “Let’s go down and spend time with mom. With Dominic finally gone I can actually talk to her about today.”

Hesitating at his bedroom door he pictured Chandra Mahkarti all up in Neo’s face today over some video on his cell. “I wonder why Chandra won’t tell me what it was she saw? Oh, well! At least Chandra was cool letting me beat off in her car in front of her. She even gave me her panties. Why did I fucking give those back?” He slapped his forehead. “I could have hidden those from Sable. It’s crazy how Chandra is so much like me, but come on, she’s like eight years older than me and so out of my league.” He envisioned kissing Chandra but just as quickly pictured being caught by Sable. “Sorry, Sable! I won’t betray you babe.” Uh huh! Too bad Sable couldn’t say the same. Before the evening was over, both of them were in for a long night.

With Piper in the shower Mace stood vigilant in the kitchen looking at his cell. Pulling up the video of he and Josie at the hotel, the close up of his penetration of her cunt from behind, he couldn’t help but turn the volume up. Mesmerized by how wide his dick was in prying her vulva to uncanny limits he grinned smugly. “I stretched that hole out. Listen to her scream, she loved it.” Oh, that twat had been wider in the last week young man. Fisted even at both ends. Bragging rights were elsewhere Junior. Still, she did indeed love how he made her feel. Mace was so into hearing her wails he lost track of what was around him. The front door opening and closing went right over his head.

Entering their home Josie McKellen heard the cell speaker and froze in step. The woman’s voice although no words, only cries of pure ecstasy sounded extremely familiar. Taking her flip flops off at the door she quietly peeked around the corner of the short hallway into the kitchen. Mace leaning on the island nodding with pride made her suspicious.

Just as Mace had last Sunday while she was cutting up pants for Piper she snuck past the door and circled around to come in from the outer archway. Moving behind him just as he replayed the video, she went up on tiptoe to look over his shoulder to see the video in action. All dick and tight ass, she puckered her lower lip. Cute bottom whoever she was. Big dick whomever he was.

“What’cha doing?” She tapped his shoulder sending him upright and hiding his cell behind his back as he turned. His sweats pushing out collided with her pelvic bone.

“FUCK! Don’t scare me like that.”

“Watching porn again?”

“You caught me.” He quickly shut his video off and put the cell on the counter. “I look up porn videos when I’m bored. I like finding guys with big dicks like mine to get ideas on how to fuck girls. That dude was tearing her up.”

“It sounded like it.” He was worried she would say him.

“Don’t you have a home?” He chuckled.

“You know you like it when I stop by.” She batted her eyes at him. “I warned Piper I’d be over after I changed clothes. I think I beat her home by ten minutes.” Nope! Lie! “We’re supposed to go over Saturday’s plans for the girl’s birthday.”

“Yeah, she told me. I’m going to run a few errands tomorrow for whatever supplies Jesse Manley doesn’t get. After that I’m going to mow your yard, so Mister McKellen doesn’t have to. Aunt Piper mentioned tents, so I’ll help him there too.”

“Aww! That’s sweat of you.” She was looking down at his tented sweats. “Sweet, I mean. Speaking of tents.” He looked down at himself and chuckled. Tugging his sweatpants down his 9.2 popped up between them. “And there’s the tent pole.”

“Dare you to touch him.” Oh, was he cocky!

“That would break my oath to Piper. Oh, right! No more oath. Of course, touching and fucking are two different things.” She lifted her right hand and tapped her index finger on his crown right over the urethra. Precum pooling up stuck to her fingertip. Looking at her finger she simply wiped it off on his pants. She didn’t want to get his hopes too high. If he knew she and Piper licked his jizz off the shower door last night, he would never stop trying. Shame on them! “Where’s auntie?”

“In the shower. She should be about done.” He stroked his cock just out of meanness.

“I could use one too.” She fidgeted lowering her eyes to his beefy crown. Images of her hotel paramour flooding her thoughts she sighed. The guy’s erection had to have been as big as Mace. While wondering if it really could have been Mace, she just couldn’t wrap her brain around that kind of betrayal. Surely not! Would it have been so bad if it were him? It wasn’t like she instigated and lured him to the hotel. She didn’t see his face or hear his voice so even if it was him, she could only fantasize. That permission slip to fuck Mace was clouding her judgment.

“Water’s probably still hot if you want to join her again.”

“I didn’t shower but I did take a whore’s bath at home.” At school! “Clean enough to escape the stink.”

“Smell delicious to me.”

“So sweet! Hurry it up.”

“Hurry? You’re letting me jerk off in front of you again?” His eyes bulged.

“You have until I can’t hear Piper’s water running.”

“OH, FUCK YEAH!” His grip went turbo at her encouragement. “We’re not breaking Aunt Piper’s rule now that she gave us the okay. I could put this in you, right?”

“I’m sure she knows we will at some point but ... do the cameras see us here in the kitchen?” She looked about.

“No! Only the entry way, her bedroom, and the living room so far. That Michael guy who installed the cams is supposed to add a few more but he won’t do that until after this weekend.”

“Good!” She turned her back to him and slid her fingers down her tight yellow shorts and tugged them down over her ass and bent over palming her knees. “Now you can picture yourself watching that porn.”

“Oh, fuck! You are too cool. Can I put it in you?” His dick tapped her ass making her gnash her teeth. Even after a day loaded with sex she simply could not behave.

“Not right now. Careful back there.”

“Can I put it between your shorts and your gap?”

“If it reminds you of your porn. Just don’t stick it in me. Don’t cum on me there either it will stain my shorts and Piper will notice.”

“Cool! I won’t.” Priming his head along her butt crack he followed it down until it slid forward, his crown touching her pussy he expressed awe behind her back. She could see his face in reaction at least through the reflection from the oven door. Funny that her daughters Dakota and Sable had used that big black mirror to spy on his cock before too. Deja View!

“Better hurry!”

“I’m full throttle now.” He grumbled feeling himself ready to nut all up on her, mentally in her like at the hotel. This was a dream come true for her too, she was oblivious but picturing his huge cock was tantalizing her imagination into thinking of her random lover. The more he joined her fantasy the faster his palm thrashed his beast. “Getting close! Fuck Josie! This is ... God, I want you.” She held her breath in that hopeful statement but said nothing. It was safer that way. Too much encouragement and even she might relent.

The shower stopping, Josie jumped upright and found his dick sliding through her labia and popping out in front of her. Eyes flaring, she looked down to see his dick firing jizz out in front of her. The firepower so violent the distance of it collided with the oven door. “Well now! That’s some serious oven cleaner.” Again, he pelted the reflection. She had to fan herself over what it might have felt like having that much power inside her at the time of detonation. Stunned, she stepped forward allowing his dick to slide back through her labia and away. His damp urethra creasing her ass cheek left a droplet or three.

“Sorry!” He used his sweats to wipe her cheek. As soon as he finished tidying up the doorbell rang making him jump again. “Dammit! Pizza’s here. That was fucking Jimmy Johns fast.” Pulling his sweats up he clenched his teeth and tried to hide his boasting erection while answering the door. The second Mace vanished to open it, Josie looked at his jizz trickling down the stove door and knelt down to lick the reflective surface just as she had the shower door last night. No sharing with Piper this time she cleaned it up in record time. Standing tall and pulling her shorts back over her hips she snatched up a hand towel and cleaned the rest of the door. Good as nude! NEW!

“Hey! You guys deliver faster than Jimmy John’s.” Mace chuckled at the buff young man holding a warming tray. Handsome dude removed the pizza just as Mace realized he didn’t have his wallet handy. “Shit! Come on in, I need to run upstairs for your money. Sorry, man!”

The guy nodded and entered the door as Piper’s pup Rotten appeared smelling hot food. Seeing Mace bolt upstairs Josie decided to rescue the delivery driver from a grumpy dog. “He won’t bite you.” She appeared then swiftly recognized the driver. “Oh, my gosh! Bannon Walsh. I haven’t seen you since you graduated. You used to hang out with Jesse Manley.”

“Mrs. M? You live here? Name on the ticket is Belmont.”

“My best friend is his aunt, she does. I live right next door.”

“Nice! You look as hot as ever.” She took the pizza from him and turned her back to take it into the kitchen, the driver following those tight yellow shorts with interest. “Hotter even.”

“I hear that at least fifty times a day. It’s good to see you Bannon. Didn’t I hear something about you going into the Physical Therapy field?”

“Just a massage therapist. Dad wants me to be a cop like him but I’m not into that.” He chuckled. “I deliver pizza part time. You’re actually my final delivery of the night. Wednesdays are kind of slow.”

“Then you should hang out here and give Piper and I a massage.”

“Uhh? If I do, I’ll need to call my boss.”

“Start dialing. Don’t go anywhere, I need to warn Piper. She’s a free spirit so you might get an eye full.” She pointed about at windows, “Notice no curtains or blinds.”

“Wow! That’s bold.”

“Aren’t we all?” She shook her 34B’s for all their worth at him. She had always thought Bannon was sexy as hell but back then, she tried her best to behave. Since Piper brought out her younger days and stepped up her game again, Josie was walking along memory lane. She often relived her past students, recalling how often they checked her out. Bannon was no exception.

Leaving him and coaxing Rotten to follow her, rather than spook the man she shuffled into the bedroom and closed the door keeping Rotten there with her. Going to the bathroom Josie saw Piper prepping to dry her hair. “I’m here! I’ve got a surprise for you. Ready for a massage?”

“You in a giving mood?”

“No, I’m in a sharing mood.” She winked. “Wrap your towel and come meet someone I used to teach. He’s friends with Jesse.”

“Interesting! Now that you mention massage, I was going to surprise you tomorrow, but ... you know what, let’s just keep that lunch date tomorrow. No plans with Reese, got it?”

“Okay, I’ll warn him.”

Towel held but not tied Piper primped her wet hair to at least look acceptable. Josie grabbing her hand led her out of the bedroom, Rotten storming after them. Dragging her to the hallway they found Mace wearing a longer shirt now to mask his troublesome erection. Having just paid the man, Bannon was on his phone with his boss. Luckily it sounded promising. “I’ll bring you this money tomorrow, Dave. I got hired to massage an old teacher of mine. Yeah, she’s hot.” He winked at Josie then got his first look at the bustier Piper. Towel dropped Piper demanded a recount. “Whoa! Make that two hotties.”

“What is going on?” Mace looked lost.

“Go to your room.” Piper directed him. “Take Rotten with you.”

“Oh, come on!”

“I’m fine if he watches Piper. It’s not like he didn’t see us yesterday or all those other times.” Josie whispered.

“Eat your pizza and behave.” Piper changed her mind. Brushing past Mace, she stepped into the kitchen following the scent of pepperoni. Lifting the lid, she snatched up a slice and turned using both hands to eat it. Stepping in something sticky she looked down at the floor. “Mace? Did you spill a drink?”

“Yeah! I’ll clean it up.” A devilish grin was shared with Josie.

“I’m a free man.” Bannon put away his cell and the cash. “Let me toss this warmer in my car and I’ll be right... “ A moment to tilt his head back and groan, “I just realized, I don’t have my table or my supplies.” Too bad he didn’t know a Josh Ramsey down the street, he could have borrowed his.

“I have oils.” Piper chewed with a giggle. “You just use those big hands of yours. Fingers too. Do you do Nuru?”

“Nuru?” Bannon busted up. “I’ll give it a shot.” No way was he not getting up close and personal with Piper and Josie. Josie was his crush all through high school. “Do you teach at Horton-Dexter too?”

“Counsellor! Jesse’s dad hired me on.”

“Oh, yeah! Jesse did mention you. Holy crap! He wasn’t kidding, you are stacked.”

“These lil’ ole’ things?” She palmed one of her 38D’s and shuffled it about. “Oops! Tomato sauce. Help me out Sloppy Josie?”

“Me sloppy?” She drooped her jaw then glared at Bannon. “Extremely sloppy.” Easing over to Piper, Josie licked the dribbling sauce from Piper’s under boob up to her nipple. Bannon was blown away. A dramatic shiver on Piper’s part sent Josie upright and laughing, “What was that?”

“Little Seizures! Pizza! Pizza!” Piper jested, everyone groaning over her humor. “Oh, come on I’ve made worse jokes.” Slow audience, they all finally laughed. “So, Bannon ... you know Jesse.”

“Yep! He’s, my boy. Not quite as much now that we’ve graduated and moved on with our lives.”

“You know Tawny?” Mace chimed in.

“Dude! Everyone knows Tawny.” He chuckled. “If you haven’t, you will.”

“Tapped her.” Mace bragged.

“Freshman year.” Bannon shared a smug grin. “I got her before Jesse did.”

“Last weekend.” Piper raised her hand. Mace knew and found himself surprised she admitted it. “Jesse too.”

“Nice!” Bannon puckered his lower lip.

“Might as well join the crowd. Stays in this kitchen. Henry and I got Tawny when she stayed the night with my girls.”

“Holy shit!” Mace dropped his jaw. “Mr. McKellen did too? That’s insane.”

“Girl’s got game.” Bannon nodded with an impressed look.

“Bannon reminds me of Ryan Phillippe.” Piper beguiled the young man. “I hope he has cruel intentions.”

“Where are we doing this?” He briskly rubbed his palms together.

Scratching his head Mace offered a query, “Wasn’t that actor in The Shooter TV series?”

“Oh, he’s going to do a lot of shooting before this night is over.” Piper walked around the island and clutched the boy by his shirt. “Follow me my Outlaw Josie Wails.” She directed Josie into tailing them, acting almost as if joining a conga line in their teetering from side to side.

“Well, fuck!” Mace stood alone. Pizza smelled good. Scarf!

Taking Bannon to her bedroom Piper shut her bedroom door but left it unlocked. Stunned by Josie’s head start at taking his shirt off Bannon looked at her with admiration. “You have no idea how many times I fucked my mattress picturing you beneath me Mrs. M.”

“Aww! If I’m being honest, I used to strip you with my eyes many times your senior year. Not to ruin your moment but you were hardly the only one I seduced mentally.” She giggled tugging his shirt over his head, taking his ballcap off she put it on her own head for safe keeping. Funny how Custer Martini put his cap on her daughter Sable earlier.

“Trust me I could literally name off fifty guys back then that wanted to fuck the shit out of you.”

“Mmm! Only fifty? I was picturing triple digits. I’m certain most of those names would be on my list too. If I could only go back in time.” Piper was kneeling before him taking his tennis shoes and socks off. Josie in turn unfastening his belt.