Episode 256: DIPlomatic I’mPUNitY

During the fiasco that was the pool party over at Piper Cherry’s house! Splish, Splash, Mace was taking a tongue bath, long about a Wednesday night. You get the idea! Bobby Darin was likely envious!

“Right this way my Russian Cosmonaughty!”

“Sugar Da Da take me to moon.”

Winslow Hardecker opened his passenger side door like a gentleman and took the lovely Svetlana Goboldsky’s hand in helping her from the front seat. Kissing her knuckle, she pelted her forehead as if swooning and letting it go to her head. That thick Russian accent was right out of Bullwinkle. Svetty had Winslow by the balls, head over heels in love with her. So much so, he was paying her a large weekly allowance to be at his beckon call between dancing at Cashanova and his needs.

She was more than willing to play his game if it paid her rent. Of course, just one day on stage and in private booths, which weren’t so private anymore, she made her rent and then some. She was new to the stage, but demand was increasing by the appearance. With total nudity recently allowed at Cashanova to compete with the bigger clubs like MaelStrom and Broncos she took advantage of every part of her beautiful body. So did her customers! She paid the rent, while her sexy graphic artist roommate and bisexual babydoll Tessa Harper covered the utilities and food. Match made in heaven!

Guiding her from the car in her skintight red mini dress fitting like a serpent’s skin, Winslow just couldn’t keep his hands off of her. Nor could she him, but in her case, she was one hell of a good actress. His money, her Oscar gold! Giddy, the couple no more than opened the outer screen door to his home and the inside door burst wide. In a fit of rage Winslow’s son Knox ran right into them, a hand even palming her breast without realizing it. He had more pressing concerns. Namely killing Mace Belmont for getting his ex-girlfriend Lily naked a second time by Piper Cherry’s pool.

“KNOX! WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS?” Winslow roared, barely keeping his own balance in the impact of bodies. Knox ignored his father and raced around the house. Seeking Svetty’s welfare first she looked somewhat shocked by the outburst. “Forgive my tone Angel. Go on inside and wait for me in my bedroom.”

“Will be naked before staircase.” She kissed his cheek and entered the home. Of course, she would! Even at home she rarely wore clothing. In private she wore men out.

“Yes! I will not be long.”

“Must last all night.” She insisted! She knew in under an hour he would be out of energy and unconscious. It was then that she would do her nails and find mischief. Although, seeing Knox act out as she did Svetty truly didn’t want to babysit the young man. Yet to leave Winslow might not go so well for her finances in the future. Glued to the strip and the hip.

“I’ll do my best.” Winslow shivered as she walked inside wiggling that tight twerking ass like she owned the place. In his heart, maybe! As a lawyer definitely a prenup should he dream big. Closing the door behind her Svetty took off her heels and headed straight upstairs. Dress unzipped by the time she reached the top, arms free at his bedroom door. Yes, she lied to him. Spotting Knox’s door open wide she heard a dog barking which meant Piper Cherry’s dog Rotten trying to prevent Knox from climbing Piper’s fence. Winslow yelling at Knox to get down did not go over well. A swearing match led to Knox threatening to kill Mace and the dog made her scowl.

“No like Knoxious fumes!” She peered inside the bedroom to see his balcony door open, the drapes billowing in a nice mid-afternoon breeze. Rejoicing as the air flow caressed her skin, she continued to remove her dress and march right toward the balcony. The noise level higher in volume the closer she stepped it began to hurt her head. Wincing she continued on then found an unexpected visitor.

Dudley “Dip” Poole was looking through binoculars at a horde of naked cheerleaders and insanely beating off. It reminded her of the stories she had heard of neighboring Travis Herbert. Grinning at his youthful angst Svetty simply walked right out on the balcony pretty as she please and checked out the pool and the Poole. Dip while not hung like... “Hmmm? Who is Trojan Horse?” She was not playing Jeopardy! Nor alluding to Dip’s pecker.

Zeroing in on Mace Belmont crawling out of the water and walking toward the fence she realized he had one hell of a cock. The only guy that she knew bigger than that was Dominic Black, who just happened to be right next door at the Herbert’s. Not even her humored master Henry McKellen was as large as he was, not far off, but hardly compared to this boy. “Ah! Blonde neighbor’s home. Pool that Henry wanted Tessa and I to go lay out by. Must do this with Trojan Horse!” Mace Belmont was on her thought radar.

Dip talking out loud to himself babbled about each individual cheerleader running down their list of names as future conquests. Not a chance in hell! Dip was hardly attractive, skinny as a rail, acne, even a slight lisp. How he even became Knox Hardecker’s best buddy was in question. More his pet nerd!

Hearing a girl telling Knox to just stop and go home Svetty knew there was a hidden female on the blind side of the fence. Upon closer inspection the mad Russian saw their reflection in Piper’s French door that mirrored the far side of the swimming pool. From that imagery she noticed Mace pick up a short petite blond and fuck her standing up. “Hobby Trojan Horse! Svetlana like!” Even as Mace braced her back against the fence, Knox fought his father. Winslow was just not in shape enough to deal with his son’s shenanigans. Seeing his exhaustion Svetty smirked, “Easy money!” Chances are Winslow would be out during his blowjob. Oddly, she was rooting for the son.

Finding it humorous that Dip hadn’t even noticed Svetty right beside him she reached over and flicked the tip of his dick. The impact drew his attention as he lowered the binoculars and dropped his jaw. Who was this naked goddess? It came to him quickly, “You must be the Russian. Knox told me you were fine as hell.”

“What is wrong with Baby Da Da?”

“Baby Daddy? Knox doesn’t have any kids. At least none that he’s told me about.”

“Skinny boy, know nothing.” She took his binoculars with a sneer of intimidation and stepped to the railing to look out over the pool better. Caught spying she received inviting waves out of the cheerleaders who danced about laughing at the world around them. A zoom in on the French door reflection Svetlana captured every single detail of Mace fucking Lily Kramer, she clinging to him as if in love. It was easy to see through her façade. It was obvious the girl was confused even though pleasure was a nice compromise.

“I know Knox is crazy in love with Lily, the cute blond on the other side of the fence.” Dip stared at Svetlana’s perfectly sculpted ass and dared to continue rubbing his dick. How could he get into trouble if she was naked too? He was here first. Besides, he hid behind the busty blonde to make sure Winslow didn’t see him. Probably a little too close to her, five inches away at best. Even worse, he was picturing the twin sisters that looked like identical twins to the McKellen girls, only with blonde hair to match Svetty’s. Shorter hair on Svetlana but blonde regardless. Silky soft he wanted to touch it but just couldn’t get the nerve. He didn’t want to be thrown over the balcony.

“She no love back?”

“I don’t think so. Knox cheated on her with every girl he could. It’s sad! I dig my boy Knox, but Lily is really nice.” Dip told her while jerking off looking directly down at Svetty’s remarkable bare bottom. “I hear you’re a stripper at Cashanova?” That made her lean her elbows on the railing and arch her spine, her ass right up against Dip’s crown. He bulged his eyes and throttled himself like fresh oil was added to an engine. So close! So Vetty-- very close!

“Dancer!” She shifted her hips from side-to-side teasing him. While not attracted in the least she just couldn’t resist taunting any man. Nature of the Best!

“Right! You dance there. We’ve been thinking about coming to watch you some night if we ever scrounge up the money. I’d love a lap dance from you.”

“Break piggy bank.” Like the Nerd Herd were getting ready to do at Cashanova. Here Pig! That’ll do!

“Your accent is so fucking hot.”

“You are fluent in hillbilly.”

“Guess so, I do live in Tennessee. How did you end up here?”

“College! Exchange student from Moscow during High School. Live here now, no go back.”

“Here? In the states or with Mister Hardecker?”

“U.S. of Amen!” All men! She couldn’t stop watching what was unfolding below. Nor, could those she was watching. The cheerleaders were all gawking at her as if curious why Dip Poole was so fortunate to have such a hot chick on that perch with him. Being naked and Dip having his dick out just did not add up. They knew for a fact that Dip was not any lady’s man.

Down in the yard Winslow was wrestling his son to the ground to prevent his rage from doing something he was going to regret. He certainly didn’t want to have his son arrested over violence then have to defend him when he knew he would be guilty. “Son that’s enough! Act your age.”

“That fucker’s trying to steal Lily from me.” Knox hissed.

“Lily?”

“Hi, Mister Hardecker.” Even while being fucked up against the fence Lily heard the elder and aimed for peace, even as Mace penetrated her with a steady repetition. She was fighting moans, but it was becoming increasingly harder to do so. Not only that, but with her back to the fence the creaking was obvious.

“Is that you Lily?” Winslow spoke up, Knox calming slightly until he heard Rotten growl as he sniffed the bottom of the fence. The dog had never caught the scent of Winslow before today so had mixed feelings.

“Right here, Mister Hardecker. How are you?”

“Confused! Tired of fighting my son. You two need to find a peaceful resolution.”

“We broke up last summer. Knox needs to get over me.”

“I’LL NEVER GET OVER YOU. I LOVE YOU!”

“It’s too late Knox. I told you that at the Marquette football game. The last time I was here for that matter. I will never trust you again. Even at the game I saw you hitting on girls. Even Dakota McKellen.”

“I was just saying hi.” Bullshit! Marquette Badgurls as well. “Dad! Get off of me!”

“Not until I’m convinced you won’t do anything stupid.”

“Only drowning that fucker Mace.” He snapped, proving to Winslow that he needed to keep his weight on his boy. “Is he there with you Lily?” Winslow asked. Louder creaking on the fence was a telltale sign. Lily whimpering only added to the conflict. Mace wanted to laugh but kept his cool for Lily’s sake. Resting her down on her feet Mace whipped the tiny blond around to palm the fence then took her from behind. Lily could now see through the very slim cracks between planks. Not only that, but Winslow saw her nipple sticking through that crack and sighed. Watching Knox crying made her sad, but not upset enough to ask Mace to stop. His cock deep inside her felt entirely too right. Guilt? Slightly! It was more difficult getting over Knox than she admitted to people. Only sex took her mind off of him.

“Right behind me.” She told them. “He’s making sure that I’m okay.” More than okay, she was trickling juices down her inner thighs and resisting a building orgasm.

“Perhaps we should all sit down and discuss this.” Winslow suggested.

“There’s nothing to discuss, Mister Hardecker. Knox just needs to move on. I’m certain he will find plenty of other girls to date.” In hugging the fence Mace moved in closer to kiss on her shoulder. That made the girl coo and lose sight of Knox through the crack in the fence. Witnessing brown hair next to her blond mane, Knox just knew Mace was fucking her. Winslow was thrown off in a fit of anxiety and Knox again tried to climb the fence. Rotten on the flipside threatened his trespass. Reaching the top Knox looked down and saw Lily being pounded and loving it, Mace looking up at Knox a ball of sweat and sharing ego.

“Sup, Hardecker?”

“YOU’RE DEAD!” A snapped eye contact between he and Lily to see how much she loved Mace’s big dick; Knox froze in time. He used to make her feel that way. Maybe he was a complete idiot. Naaa! “WATCH YOUR BACK BELMONT! I’M COMING FOR YOU.” Funny, Mace had just whispered the same thing into Lily’s ear then came inside her, she lost all control and squealed over her own orgasm. Body quaking Lily Marie reached behind her to cling to Mace for comfort. Drawing her body back up against him Mace palmed her left breast while she reached up over her shoulder to caress his scalp. The glint of ecstasy in her eyes was meant to piss Knox off even more.

“Ahhhhhhh! That felt good.” Mace had to rub it in. Through the fencing Winslow saw Lily’s full-frontal nudity and swallowed. His son did have good taste. Even if he couldn’t keep her. Win was always fond of Lily when she visited. Reminded of Svetty, Winslow considered just leaving Knox to his bullshit and go spend time and his money with the Russian beauty. Being what he considered a good father meant standing by until Knox could be reasoned with. Damn it!

On the balcony Svetlana having enjoyed the backside of Mace Belmont taking the tiny blond found herself worked up. With no one else to enjoy she lowered her binoculars and turned to notice Dip knuckling hard with a feverish pant. In her sudden twist Dip hurried to aim his cock away from Svetlana’s ass and pointed it right at the cheerleaders. Just as fast he brought it back toward Svetty herself in a moment of being unable to make up his mind. The boy was obsessed with the fact that there were so many naked hotties.

Eyes closed, he found it difficult to nut for some reason. Not now! His thoughts made him curse under his breath, expressions sharing the unspoken language. Sympathy for the weasel, Svetlana removed his hand and took over jerking him off but facing him toward the pool. A side job if you will, she convinced him to cum in mere minutes. Just enough time for a certain redneck bodybuilder next door to catch a glimpse through an upstairs window. Dominic Black had a good laugh.

Meeting defeat Knox lost his grip on the top of the fence just as all the cheerleaders flipped him off. Dropping down into his father’s clutches Winslow tried to hug his son. Unable to share emotion along those lines Knox pulled away and tried to escape. Winslow refused to let him go alone and walked him back toward the house. In the attempted consoling both Hardecker men felt raindrops falling down on them and winced grossly. No cloud directly overhead they ignored it and moved on. Svetty found it amusing! Dip found it relieving tension. She tugged the boys dick until he watered a few more blades of grass. Releasing him with cum on her fingers she wiped it on his t-shirt and draped the binoculars back around his neck. Patting Dip’s cheek with her damp hand she hissed, “Do not let go to head.” Too late it already had!

Shuffling back through the bedroom Svetlana spotted dirty photos of girls rotating on Knox Hardecker’s computer monitor. Pictures of Lily peppered in she could now get a better idea of the girl’s actual likeness. One photo in sequence had she and Knox together in better times. Svetty almost felt badly until she saw nudes of Piper Cherry and Josie McKellen having sex. Then of the twins laying out by the pool in microkini’s. A final picture was even of Svetty the day she blew Henry McKellen’s next door neighbor Darren Pope. She recalled seeing Knox on the balcony that day but only briefly. She had more important things to do during that adventure. Namely Henry in a tag team with her girl Tessa. She found it interesting that he kept the photo.