Episode 241: HUMble Pie

“Who in the world sent that DEVO music over the PA? The office is locked.”

Piper Cherry reached the principal’s office and double checked the door. “I presumed only Carl, and I had keys to this door. Oh, wait! The ladies in the front office probably do too. But they’re older and less inclined to play music. Unless maybe Carl had it somehow preset to go off. Weird! Perfect song, perfect timing if he did. That or we have ghost DJ’s, DEVO JUNIORS haunting the halls with flowerpots on their heads!” She chuckled opting to access Carl’s laptop now that he had given her the password code to view the cameras at least, locking her out of all other important files. No big deal she wasn’t concerned over anything more at this point. However! “Let’s just see if anyone snuck in here while I was up with Dr. Jaye Eccles. Who knew she had something like being a dominatrix to Hyde.”

Pulling up the cameras she rewound the footage for the time frame needed and then eyed the office camera feed. “Not a soul in sight. I guess I just ask Carl about it tomorrow. I don’t want to bother him if he’s taking the wife to see her doctor.” A lie! Carl just needed a breather from his daily routine. He wasn’t authorized to let Piper know about Watchtower yet. For now, her DJ would remain a mystery.

“Oh, well! Tummy’s growling! I think I’ll check out the breakroom and try not to start a food fight over me. I should pull that cafeteria cashier Ana aside for a chat after her Peach Treaty.” Peace! She had left a friendly note left with peach pie. “She asked me to teach her. I’m not certain what she meant by that unless she wants to go to school and be a counsellor. What else could it be, unless she wants to be a whore like me.” For once Piper hoped for the counselling part.

Closing lapshop she stepped back out of the office and locked the door again. The key on her lanyard was then dangled about her neck, letting it lay between her bulging breasts. Her netting folded beneath her monster 38C’s, at least the key didn’t get tangled up. Students everywhere, she took a peek into Roger Dundee’s classroom and found him MIA. “Why didn’t I search for him on the cameras? As a matter of fact, I should have snooped on Jaycya and Nolan to see what they were up to after I left them. It’s too tempting to spy on everyone. Now I know why Carlos is such a voyeur. Too late now! I can always rewind footage again before detention today.” Tempted to check on her home camera system she let her belly change her mind. Too bad! A that very moment she would have busted Kelly Herbert walking naked with her nephew. That might have topped off her day.

Moving on to the cafeteria she unzipped the front of her dress down to her belly button jewelry, her lanyard key exposed now. Walking in her tits bounced with every step in her stiletto heels. “Bimbo in the house!” she found all eyes locating her entrance, students and teachers alike. Off to the teachers table sat Damon Rice with Marcella VanCamp, Dewey Knowles and Kevin Fowler. Kevin seemed nervous but that was every day. “Kev must be wondering where Mimi is. Since they had a spat, he’s been quieter than normal. I really should have a talk with him too, but I guess that might be stepping on Carl’s toes if I do. He’s grooming Mimi and probably wants Kev to man up but on his terms. Better just leave that be. Let’s see what’s on the menu.”

Stepping in line she was shocked to find football player Big Calvin Knobbs. Ordinarily he brought his lunch and ate outdoors. “Hey Sailor! Need a new net?” She stepped behind him and tapped his shoulder, which meant cutting in line. Fishing line! Fishing for answers! Turning, he looked down at her, still taller than she was in heels. Big boy!

“Hey, Miss Cherry! I heard you were sunbathing today.”

“Where did you hear that?” She shared a queer look. “Wearing nets? I don’t want cross stitched tan lines. Besides, it’s cloudy out.” She looks toward a window facing the back of the front courtyard. “Well, crap! Sun is shining. Aw well! So, what’s on the menu today?”

“Chicken strips!”

“Who’s the chicken? I want to see that cock strip. Her strip even!” Students around them pointed at her. “Oh! The hen strutted right in on that feather boa swinging, didn’t she.” Looking around at a series of unblinking eyes she unzipped her front zipper down to her bikini area and left it there. The chickenhawks were circling their prey.

To her shock two boys who had money in hand for lunch reached in and tucked the bills into her netting right above her pussy. “A few more inches lower and the Colonel’s wife would have been stroking her goatee.” Not one person caught on to that bit of sexist humor. Seeing how cool she was about their intrusion two more boys added to her stash.

“Woohoo! Now I have enough cash to add a bottle of HENnessy to my grocery list.” Not really! As the line proceeded, she snuck in behind Calvin and followed him as if in a conga line, hands on his hips. Behind her another boy took a huge risk and unzipped her right side facing the cafeteria exposing netted flesh down to her bare hip. Going without punishment for it he went for the left side zipper and drew it down too. Once achieved without counselling even he put his palms on both of her hips. Piper just giggled and played along. “Chicka! Chicka! Boom! Boom!”

With only her back zipper to the blue dress up, the zipper tab beneath her long blonde hair it kept her dress on for now. Regardless, the cheering began the second the students saw side boob and hips to go along with the vast cleavage. Pretty much the dress in front covered her nipples and that was it. The boy behind her hugged right up on her ass and whispered. “Can I unzip the back zipper too?”

“If you do the dress drops to my dancing shoes.” She chuckled. “Let’s hold off on that today. I’ve been naked in the halls as it is while classes were in session.”

“How did I miss that?” Junior Kevin Simms groaned. “Everyone sees you but me, darn it!”

“Your time will come.” She razzed him.

“I wanna cum.” He laughed and removed his left hand from her hip and intentionally lifted the back of her dress up over her ass cheeks. The boys behind Kevin were doing their best to see her pussy up through her thigh gap. “All over this.” Bold statement! His compadres were eating it up. Still no retaliation, Piper let him show her off. “This!” He stuck a finger between her cheeks and tapped her blue crystal butt plug. Nudging it deeper into her made her tense up and peek over her shoulder at him, with a tongue razz following. Teetering in step with Big Calvin’s lead he wasn’t even aware of Piper’s molestation to prevent it, nor did she ask for intervention. Kevin was finding support from six others to keep on dogging her heels.

“Hey Calvin?” Ignoring her haunts Piper changed the subject, “Tell me what you know about the cashier up there.”

“Ana Domingo!” He huffed looking at Piper with peripheral vision. His eyes were more focused on Charmaine Jackson one of the food servers. Behind her stood his boy Antoine Boss, breaking kitchen rules by being back there. “She just started. so, I don’t really know much. Look what Charmaine is wearing now that there’s no dress code.” He alluded.

“I would if I could see around you. Describe her attire.”

“Apron and panties!” He laughed. Hearing that the boys hugging behind Kevin’s mischief broke rank in line to see for themselves.

“Hey! BEHIND ME! No cutting in my line unless it’s Kevin.” Piper ordered them back playfully. “Crystal blue persuasion, dammit!” She wiggled her ass as touched by Kevin, the boy prying her cheeks wider to show off her plug. “That’s another song to add to my PA playlist.” She giggled. “I’ll check her out when I get there Knobbsy!”

“Antoine is trying to get a date with her but Char is busy a lot doing private dances for older guys for extra cash.”

“Ah! School doesn’t pay her well enough, huh?”

“Wouldn’t matter she used to sell her body. She’s addicted to dick. Uhhh? Don’t tell Mister Rice.”

“Cousin, right!”

“Yeah! Char’s awesome but she’s just using Ant.”

“They can work it out. Let’s jump back from Ant to Ana. What is your impression of her.”

“Looks like that actress who played Marilyn Monroe in Blonde, just not blonde.”

“You actually watched that movie?”

“Just the naked parts on Google. Hot body but not worth the price of Netflix. Not even Bootleg Firestick.” He laughed moving up again until his tray was getting filled by the Vietnamese beauty Ming Lerner. Chicken strips easy to plate up with a bowl of mashed potatoes and green beans she gave Calvin three extra for being such a big boy.

“No diet!” Ming chuckled. “I mean blondie, not you.” She intentionally took one strip back with her tongs. Calvin gave her a what the fuck look until she gave it back. “Just kidding! Eat me!” She wiggled her brows.

“Keep the extra strips. I lost my appetite.” Calvin laughed but wiggled his own brows back. Hardly offended Ming gave him one more then shooed him off. “Thanks Ming-A-Ling!”

“Go away Fatso!” She rushed him reaching over with her tongs to act as if pinching his butt. Seeing Piper with dollar bills in her netting she instead plucked one out and stole it.

“Hey! That’s my tip money.” Piper chuckled.

“You earn more than me. I your new manager. Cannot live on bread alone.”

“Plate me with two strips, I’m eating light.” Piper smirked feeling Kevin and the six tags pinching her nets and snapping them over her butt. “They eat for free, on me!” She cast a thumb behind her. “Six pack nabs.”

“Seven! You can’t count. How you become counsellor?”

“Good question.” She sneered playfully. “Hey, Ming? Fill me in on Ana real fast.”

“New girl very shy. Does job go home.”

“No history?”

“Ask Dewey! He History teacher.”

“Does he know her?”

“How should I know? I don’t go near him, he too hairy.”

“You’re a big help.” She took her two chicken strips and abandoned Kevin and the boys while Ming fulfilled their hunger with extra strips thanks to Piper’s offer. Moving behind Calvin ready to pay Ana, she moved in front of him with her lanyard badge which had a faculty privilege feature to pay for lunch on the school budget. “Hold up, Chicken George.” Calvin looked at her with another WTF glare. “Sorry! You know I’m teasing. You can pull at my roots in detention.” That made him guffaw. “I’m paying for eight Ana! Swipe me! Oh! And bless you for the peach pie. Look me up before you head home, I want to talk to you about your note.” Eyes wide the girl shyly smiled. “I mean it!” Wink! Wink! “Don’t forget! I’ll be in the principal’s office after lunch. If I’m not immediately there wait for me.”

“Okay!” Lunch was served! “I love your body suit.” Mumbled of course!

“I bet you’d be adorable in one of these.” She rubbed greasy fingers on her cleavage.

“Maybe!” Blushing like crazy! Piper patted the girl’s shoulder and eyed her attire of jeans and t-shirt.

“We need to work on your wardrobe. No dress code, just take a look at Charmaine.”

“I love her lace panties. She’s as bold as you are.”

“We can talk about that more later. Meet me! Promise?”

“Yes! I can stay as late as 2:00. I have another job I go to after this.”

“Oh, really! What else do you do?”

“Can I tell you when we meet? The line is backing up.”

“Right! See you in thirty to forty.” Biting her chicken strip Piper wiggled away, Ana seeing her bare butt save for net and dollar bills hanging. Distracted fast Ana noticed Antoine Boss walking around her sniffing lace panties. Her heart jumped at the boldness of so many. Charmaine grinning at Ana turned her back to her and shared complete nudity behind her tied apron. Moon River! While not close the girls did often say hi to one another. Maybe there was something Ana could learn from Char too. Another day!

Moving from the line chewing chicken Piper made her way through the tables of drooling students and up to the faculty table. Easing in behind Damon Rice and Marcella VanCamp she fed Damon the rest of her strip then wiped her other set of fingers on Marci’s neckline. Reacting to it Marci looked at her as if she were crazy.

“Really Piper?” She reached for a napkin until Piper swooped in and licked her neck of leftover grease. “Ewww! That gave me goosebumps.” Dewey Knowles seated across from her immediately looked at Marci’s tits, her nipples aroused dramatically. “Those too! Quit licking your lips, Wolf Boy!” A sneer later she lost focus on Dewey’s eyes after feeling Piper’s weight leaning into, she and Damon. Behind Piper was Kevin Simms back for more. By leaning so far into Damon and Marci her bare ass was in full view. Kevin was merciless today and was on his knees daring to lick her twat.

“FUCK ME!” Piper hissed, spreading her leg span wider to accommodate his feasting. “I don’t want to know who’s back there. Foghorn Leghorn!” She expressed a moment of ecstasy and dug her nails into Damon’s shirt. “Just tell me it’s not a freshman.” Marci eased back as much as she could to see Kevin wagging his tongue through Piper’s body net between her crystal plug and her vulva.

“Nope!”

“Sophomore?”

“Nope!”

“Junior?”

“Bingo was his Name-O!”

“Fuck! Now I want doggy.”

“I’m in!” Dewey started to get up then howled at the top of his lungs. Hearing a loud squeal to their left at the entrance door all eyes diverted toward it. Sex Education teacher Mallory Unger turned tail and ran for her classroom. “Whoa! Did I scare the life out of Mallory again?” So much for lunch in the cafeteria.