Episode 9: Sidewinder

“Who here left their barn door open?”

Sadie Outlaw, under the assumed name Sadie L’Amour entered the School and Church’ reasonably sized horse barn. That name change to L’Amour was to protect her last name from a future rendezvous with her great, great, great grandfather Texas Ranger Jessup Outlaw. Besides that, with a last name like Outlaw people would be leery around Sadie and her motives. Who could blame them after outlaws such as the recently arrested Dillsby gang had robbed banks in the surrounding territory. Add in the Butler gang who really had no robberies under their gun belts as of yet but did have a few murders under the straydar, which many of their members didn’t even know about, the term was becoming notorious. Nothing would ever change.

Sadie found the buxom Dorieann Finn pacing the straw and dirt floor of the barn with a Winchester over her shoulder. The derby wearing tough gal had stood guard until her brother Shaunesy showed up with Father Rodrigo to explain things better. Hearing of Sheriff Tom Barrett having been shot down Red Butler; the leader of his motley crew was smug until he heard three of his gang was in jail now. That took all of the color out of his name.

“Howdy Redmont!” Sadie stepped in front of him pausing Shaunesy from relocating the members to the church buckboard they had driven through the barn to collect them easier. “Shaun ... Hunky? Can you gimme a few to chat with these boys?” Worried they might try and overpower her Dorieann Finn crept up and leaned in to whisper.

“Ye sure? I can help bust a few more jaws.”

“Nice Mits, by the way.” Sadie hip bumped Dorieann enticing a cocked eyebrow. Dorie was a tomboy through and through, but she didn’t know what to make of Sadie’s ofttimes erotic behavior. “Remind me to show you a few boxin’ tricks I learned from my boy Rocky Balboa. He was the Italian Stallion; I was the Philly Filly.” A fist bump against Dorie’s the girl grinned.

“Ye put up dukes?”

“Dekes too!” She laughed feeling her embedded vibrating dildo wiggling in her crawlspace. “I’m bettin’ you’d like to meet Deke ... he can shake up yer world.”

“Introduce me!” Dorie flared up. “I wouldn’t mind me a beau friend.”

“I’ll jus’ do that one of these days. Go on with Shaun. Eddie? You mind walkin’ ‘em out. You boys can go too.” Sadie prompted the teenage young boys with guns to join everyone outside. “Oh! And zip up that barn door.” They presumed close it. Darkness filled the barn once sealed, only the hay loft had light filtering down inside. “Alone at last. Now where was I Redmont?” She crouched down in front of the three men, her knees wide so that her leggings stretched a tad in the thighs. Her toy protruded about an inch and moved about gently. It did lure in eyes; none knew what to make of it.

“You hidin’ one of those gambler guns in yer bloomers?” Porky hissed even while still bleeding. The good Father Rod did have mercy enough to patch him up.

“Derrieringer, yup!” Derringer! “Good eye Porkchop!”

“Porky ... jus’ Porky.”

“Bite yer tongue!” Red told his associate. “I wanna know how you know our names. If I’d met, you, I’d remember.”

“Aww! A compliment. I am a purdy gal, ain’t I? El Paso... “ She made things up as she went along, Tilly aware of whereabouts of these men over the course of three months. “ ... I saw you boys in a saloon losin’ at poker.”

“A gal lookin’ like you would never be allowed in unless you wore a dress. Drawings on yer doves there would spook off fellas if you were a whore.” He referred to her breast tattoos showing just enough for them to see clearly.

“Oh, I’m a whore Redmont! Ain’t no denyin’ that fact. But ya see, I’m a picky one. Bounty hunter from up North, Montana way.” Lie! “I got kin down here in West Tex I was gonna visit ‘til I ran into the Dillsby’s, kinda tied me up a mite.” Lariats in a spread-eagle rape that she enjoyed as long as their horses didn’t rip her apart. Those equines however seemed to be on her side in an unexplained manner. She was still learning of her own talents with those microscopic nanites in her every cell. Sadie might never know the full abilities of those. Not even her voice of season from the future Tilly Ford who was connected to her nanites like an antenna, was privy to their full capacity. She only knew what Dr. Anson Carlsbad let her in on. Of course, being psychic Tilly did eavesdrop on occasion but was usually psi-blocked somehow. “Which brings me to ... what’s yer beef with the Dillsby’s?”

“Jus’ figgered our two gangs could hook up and make a bigger name for ourselves.” Red spoke, his two members eyeballin’ Sadie with lust, licking their lips at her curves. Even bleeding Porky was nurturing a sizeable erection due to her allure.

“It’s gettin’ a mite hot in here with the doors closed, ain’t it?” She began unbuttoning her borrowed shirt until it came completely undone. Standing up she fluttered her fingers at herself then lifted each breast by her nipples to wipe sweat off beneath them. Flicking droplets at Porky and Nip. Grinning at her they stuck their tongues out as if catching rain. “Thirsty boys?”

“Parched!” Nip chuckled.

“Those are nice.” Porky chuckled. “Except for those other hands. Why would you go and ruin perfectly good lady bumps?”

“My body Porkloin!”

“Jus’ Porky.”

“She’s doin’ that on purpose you dummy.” Red grumbled. “Jus’ like her showin’ those off. We ain’t sayin’ nothin’ more. Don’t sound like there’s any law in Sugar Plum to arrest us. Let us go and we’ll ride off.”

“Yer after the loot.” She took off her cowboy hat and rested it on a gate pole. “My gut says you fellas only needed the Dillsby’s to show you where it was. Then chances are you’d have shot ‘em cold. Ain’t that the plan Redmont?”

“Not sayin’ nothin’ more. Neither are you two.” He darted his attention from one to the other. “Nothin’ you can do will make me talk.”

“That a wager? You got money on that?”

“You keep money in yer boot Red. Bet on yerself.” Nip was just that stupid.

“That a fact?” Sadie moved to Red’s boot and kicked the left foot to hear a faint jingle, her hearing more acute than normal people due to those nanites. “Coins! Any bills in there paddin’ those smelly toes, Red?” She reached for his foot and stomped her own foot down on the other leg to prevent him kicking her. Lifting the opposite foot, she pulled his boot off then winced at his foot odor. “Damn, Red! Bettin’ that stink tarnished yer coins.” Shaking the boot, a flurry of coins dropped to the sand. Forced to reach inside with a grimace she lured out a few bills and counted it. “Lil’ under ten buckaroos.” Tilly confided its worth as over $180.00 in modern 2022 currency. In her mind Sadie told herself, “There’s enough to pay my way for a week or three then. He ain’t gonna need it and it’s his moolah, no money stolen if they’ve never robbed any banks.”

“There is the possibility of mugging someone.” Tilly mumbled.

“Well, seein’ as I dunno who it belonged to, it’s mine now Till.”

“Use it to your advantage.”

“That’s the plan.” She chuckled, the three captured gents wondering if she was crazy looking as if talking to herself. Vocals amped up she eyed the other boots. “Anymore pennies in yer piggy bank Red?” She managed to get his other boot off and found even more money. “Paydirt! I’ll jus’ use some of this to help the orphanage here.” It was the least thing she could do. “How’s about you boys? You buryin’ bucks in yer boot hill?”

“No ma’am!” Nip confessed. “I spent my last in El Paso on a gal named Lola.”

“Ginger!” Porky alluded to his own hooker.

“What about you Red? You get yerself a gal?”

“He’s too cheap.” Nip chuckled until he saw his leader’s sneer. “Sorry Red!”

“Maybe Red there, jus’ don’t like girls? Maybe that’s why he has eyes on you boys.” Hearing that Nip and Porky looked bewildered.

“I like girls goddamknit!” Red hissed. “Don’t make me kick yer asses.”

“Soooo ... he admires yer asses. Careful Nip! You bein’ frail yer easy pickin’s. I’m bettin’ Redmont jerks off behind you fellas. Don’t ya know it’s wrong to go shootin’ a fella in the back? That’s jus’ bein’ a yella belly Red. Fer shame! Fer shame!”

“Shut it!” Red tried kicking at her as she collected his money and put it in her hat. “None you say anythin’ else. I mean it!” The boys did shut up. With all of her moving about her dildo was slowing up, the batteries low. A brainstorm idea to learn anything of value she chuckled and stepped out in front of them and faced away. Hearing whistles at her tight backside Sadie retied her shirt tails up and then began lowering her leggings. Bending forward her butt pucker and clam were in view, jaws dropping at her striptease. Deke the dildo barely noticeable at her thighs pressed together hid away as she spanked her own bottom just to get their attention. As if she didn’t already have it.

Stopping at her mid-thigh she left her leggings on rather than go totally nude and risk any of the school kids seeing her. She hoped the adults out there would prevent any of them peeping. Careful to hide Deke she slowly removed the eight-inch toy and halted its turbulence.

“What’s she doin’ Red?” Nip whispered. “She has a nice body.” All three thought the same but in the end, Red was too pissed off to enjoy it. He wanted free and his money back.

“Yer gonna pay for treatin’ us like this woman.” Red rolled enough to sit up against the rafter pole he was tied up to. “CUT US FREE!”

“Ain’t happenin’ Redmont. I still need answers and yer gonna fess up or it’s gonna get uglier than you are.”

“I AIN’T UGLY!” Porky was iffy on that. Nip just drooled over Sadie’s twat until she stood up straight, Deke posed in front of her. She knew these boys had never seen a dildo before, so this was going to be a riot. Turning around in step she patted her pussy and wagged her toy in front of them.

“She’s got rattlers Red.” Nip pointed out her tattoos with twin rattlesnakes flicking their tongues right at her clitoral area. It scared Nip into shying off a bit from his former lust.

“They ain’t real you dummy.”

“SHE’S GOT A WINKY!” Porky panicked seeing the realistic dildo. “What are you?”

“Devil’s Daughter! Who wants to go to hell first? How’s about you Red? Red is the devil’s favorite color. Course, you two are blushin’ so maybe yer all red.”

“SEND RED! I DON’T WANNA GO DOWN.” It was almost comical how naive these guys were.

“Do yer worst. We AIN’T talkin’.” Red challenged her then spit her direction. Leaving her leggings down she stepped directly in front of Red Butler and showed him her clit, her fingertips spreading her hood for a delectable view. He went cross eyed looking at her. Those Rattler’s tongues were just so very close to flicking the clit it was unreal. It made him piss his pants.

“I’m bettin’ Deke here makes ya talk Red. Thing is Deke jus’ told me he thinks ya jus’ need to clear yer throat. Frog swallow and all!” Gripping him by his red hair she yanked his head back, his jaw dropping under her strength. Mouth wide she shoved her dildo in between his teeth and went tonsil deep. His crew made all sorts of distasteful expressions, Nip even threw up all over his lap. Face fucking Red Butler she grinned. “See boys? Red does like guys more’n girls. Listen to that their gag reflex.” GAWK! GAK! UGH! He too vomited around the toy. “Ready to fess up Redmont? The Lord will have mercy ifn ya do. Jus’ ask Father Rodrigo. He might even baptize ya if ya ask nice enough. Ah hell! I’ll jus’ save him the time.” Bent knees she edged in to hover right over his chin and urinated drowning his beard. More hurling out of Porky she chuckled. “What? Jus’ wettin’ his whistle.”

“Sadie! Enough!” Tilly attempted closure. “See if he talks.”

“Yer right Tilly ... I’m gettin’ carried away. You know as well as I he’s not gonna talk without humiliatin’ himself in front of his gang. I jus’ like shock tactics to get the job done. Besides I did need to pee after Deke there tickled my uterus to death.” Stepping a bit closer she wiped her pussy off on his eyebrows then stepped back, releasing Deke into his custody long enough to pull her leggings back up. Unable to remove the dildo on his own he just stared at her with hatred one second, terror the next.

“How about you boys? Want Deke to show you a good time? Ever play Pin the Tail on the Donkey?”

“We jus’ wanted the bank loot.” Porky confessed. “You knew that so why is ya tormentin’ us?”

“Cuz it’s fun!” She smirked at him. “So, freein’ the Dillsby’s ya do know they could have fought back and shot you boys down before ya had the chance. Sam is too smart for you fellas. Matter of fact he helped me catch yer other friends. They’re all sharin’ a cell rubbin’ all up on one another. Tight cell in that jail with nine big fellas, only gets tighter once I cram you three in with ‘em. I’m bettin’ someone won’t like it once yer friends admit the truth. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if Sam and Shep ain’t choked out Remis, Jubal, and Bacon by now. With the Sheriff down and Grennen limpin’ they won’t save yer boys. I can ... y’know what ... I don’t really care. You fellas are already on yer way to a hangin’ tree followin’ Red here. Shootin’ at a lawman is bad news. Nearly killin’ one even worse. Is that loot really worth goin’ to jail or dyin’ over? You boys should jus’ get yerselves a job and a good woman.”

“Jubal is married Sadie.” Tilly interrupted.

“So! I’m preachin’ to the choir here. Maybe it does some good.”

“Porky is killed in a gun fight in Abilene. Nip shot for cheating at cards. Jubal goes to prison for shooting Tom Barrett now that the timeline has altered. Tom should not have even been shot today, Sadie. It was you catching the Dillsby’s that set this new timeline in motion.”

“At least I saved Tom’s life. He is still alive ... right?”

“Yes. He still marries Clara Beth and William goes off to college and gets married. That has not altered thus far. Keep him alive Sadie.”

“What happens after I leave Sugar Plum? You know I can’t stay once Jessup comes to town. Tailin’ Grampa is my top priority ain’t it.”

“You can only keep this timeline stable while you are here. Just keep out of trouble.”

“Is she havin’ a fit?” Porky winced at Sadie chatting inwardly. Nip simply shrugged. Red was working at dislodging his throat. Watching him turning blue Sadie sighed and reached in to remove Deke. Coughing up saliva, Red spit all over her breasts. Looking down at her cleavage she nodded at the appearance as if it were semen.

“If only Deke could do that, I’d never need another fella.” She chuckled and put her shirt back together to soak up his spit. “I reckon I deserved that. Alright, Red, let’s get you three into that buckboard over there and haul you to town. Ya’ll come quiet and I’ll use Red’s money there to get ya a hot meal. My belly is growlin’ and I owe Eddie lunch and a date with a cute blonde so let’s wrap this up.” She unties Porky first from his post and then rebinds his arms. Guiding him to the wagon she literally lifts him up by his shirt and britches tossing him in. The slam against the floor of the wagon over his wound made Porky scream as if dying. Outside Sadie’s entourage winced at the pain heard. Only hearing Sadie call him a big baby kept them from rushing inside as back up.

Seeing her strength at heaving Porky like he was weightless Nip whimpered. “I can walk. Please don’t throw me like no sack of flour.” She laughed and let him hop up on the wagon by himself. Told to lay flat she left them for Red.

“Okay Redmont! You try anythin’ I break both yer arms. Purdy sure you know I can do ya bodily harm.” Cursing she released him and helped him up. Daring to break away and run for the barn door he realized he couldn’t open it with his hands bound. Socked feet try but without success. Giving up he turned to see Sadie behind him. Eyes lowered he relented.

Stunned as he expected to be struck, he found her opening the barn door and whistling. Around the barn came Tarnation and snorted directly into Red’s face, his demonic eyes begging Red to resist. “This here is Tarnation. He’s gonna head butt yers all the way back to town. Hopin’ ya don’t get cactus needles in yer feet Red.”

“Yer makin’ me walk all the way to ... goddammknit!”

“You were the one lookin’ to make a run for it. So now ya can run.” Following Tarnation around, Doriann Finn mounted on her own horse with a tether line on the Butler gang’s steeds rolled up. Edward on Ezra, Sheriff Barrett’s horse closely behind. Everyone was ready to go home. Shaunesy Finn came through the back door and climbed up on the buckboard. With Red contained Sadie went back for Deke cleaning her toy off in an indoor water trough. Hat filled with Red’s money she stashed the bills down her leggings for safe keeping, the coins jingling in her hand she passed up to Edward. “Room and keepin’ me from being bored. Hold on to the rest for our dinner.” From Eddie back for Red’s boots she tossed them into the back of the wagon. Choosing to ride on the buckboard to maintain control Sadie pointed at Sugar Plum.