One of the things I love about Nils is his willingness to let me do things I enjoy. As I said earlier, I love my stockings, I love sex, and, for some reason I enjoy cleaning (especially dusting). One of the other things I really enjoy is gardening. And, in keeping with the other things we do, I garden in the nude.

This year, our garden was going really, really well. I planned it just like my grandmother did when she was my age. She called it a “Victory Garden” and she planted one every year. During the war while Grandpa was a sergeant with the Marines in the Pacific, Grandma would talk to me about that as we worked her gardens.

She taught me how to space the vegetables so that we could get the most and biggest vegetables from the garden. She really didn’t need to tell me that a garden in the backyard produced better and tastier vegetables than the grocery store; that was pretty clear when you tasted a tomato!