Chapter 9: Guess Who’s Coming After Dinner?

Beth and Horace watched as their guests assembled in the dining room for the evening meal. Beth had prepared chicken and biscuits, with vegetables from Céline’s garden. As usual, they all ate with great appetite. Conversation was brief.

At the head of the table, Horace spoke up. “I see you all enjoyed the meal, as always, thanks to Beth (and Céline).

“We have a simple practice here at Lawson’s Hotel, after eating we ask each of us to say something about our day. I know this sounds suspicious, but we go in order by alphabet, so Andrew is now first to speak. Andrew?”

“Oh, today? Pretty ordinary, actually.” The others mimed throwing biscuits at his head.

“Alright. So, I woke up this morning on a hard mattress in a strange old hotel room. Then an attractive young woman barged into my room and abused me sexually.”

Ella made her “Who, me?” face of innocence and the others laughed.

“Then I was brought before you all and forced to account for myself while trying to eat. Followed by crazy stories about you all and your trips through time in this frequently overhauled hotel.”

“Next, Ella dragged me upstairs for supposed ‘brain training,’ which somehow involved even more savage assaults on my penis.” Andrew broadcast an image of a sweaty Ella riding upon him while he affected a frightened face. The room erupted in laughter.

“Ella wasn’t done mistreating me. She took me naked out of my perfectly nice hotel room and tossed me into a pool of scalding water. But she lost interest after I was sufficiently steamed into a state of limpness. Ella directed her insatiable desires on a wounded combat veteran, ignoring his professed love for hot hard cocks.”

“Jonah fled the pool, but she pursued him. Crazed with lust, she flung her body over his, and inhaled her victim with excessive slobbering. I had to distract the female fiend from turning his yearnings, so I bravely attached my lips and tongue to her undercarriage.

“But I was unsuccessful. She sucked a gallon of come from the poor man, and then split the leavings with him mouth to mouth. Jonah, torn between past life and the next, sought to reclaim his love of cock by turning to me and sucking yet another ration of come from my pitiable organ.”

“I was exhausted after coming four times today. It was necessary for me to spend the remainder of the day resting in my room.”

Ella responded to Andrew’s tirade with, “You poor man, so mistreated. I guess you need a quiet night to recover. So, tomorrow, wanna fuck?”

“Sure!” replied Andrew.

Horace: “Beth is next. Darling?”

“After our nap, which was an actual nap, thank you very much, I saw Jonah walking from the hot spring with his hard dick out. Nice one, Jonah. I had never seen him outside walking hard before, so I roused Horace, and we went out to watch. Too bad, everything was mouths. Tonight, my husband and I will do sex properly, instead of all this licking-sucking stuff.”

“Céline?”

“Same old, same old. But I baked a cake for Andrew, look forward to that. Oh, and I saw Jonah’s hard cock too, so I got comfortable and watched the rest. Beth is right, there’s more to life than oral. Jonah needs to put that extra-long cock into somebody’s pussy, or ass, or both. Any volunteers?” Céline raised her hand. So did Ella. Beth glanced at her husband, then raised her hand, sheepishly. Jonah glanced at Andrew, but his hands stayed down.

“Next. Ella?”

“I think you heard enough about me from Andrew. Just know that before I fuck him tomorrow, I’m going to spank his cute little ass until he cries.”

Andrew: “Do you promise?”

“For certain.”

Horace: “Beth covered my day. All I have to say is ‘tonight,’ and this.” He gave Beth a scorching kiss and received a round of applause from the guests.

“Jean?”

“I felled another tree and cut off the branches, which always makes me happy. When I celebrated with a hot soak, I watched Ella lick Jonah, Andrew lick Ella, and Jonah lick Andrew. But nobody licked me!” Jean sniffled, dramatically.

Ella: “Don’t fret, you big baby. I’ll come see you tonight.”

“Jonah?”

“After today, I have a lot to think about. To Ella and Andrew, today was special and so much fun! Thank you. I think I haven’t said ‘thank you’ enough since coming here. To Beth and Horace, and to Ella, who has helped me through my nightmares.”

“That’s everybody, time for cake!”