“Oops! How could this happen? My tits aren’t big enough to bust my top. Though when I get excited my tit buttons do swell and stiffen.”

“As long as you’re checking out my buttons, what do you think of my belly button? One time I was eating ice cream at the beach and some of it dripped on my tummy and my boyfriend at the time licked it up. It tickled, especially when he licked in my belly button. I guess I’m pretty sensitive there. Then that night we were having sex and he pulled out and shot on my belly. Some of it went in my belly button. I asked him if he wanted to lick it up, and he said no. Such a squeamish guy. A couple of days later I told my girlfriend and she said she would have licked it up. So that’s one of the adventures of my belly button.”

“We can’t forget my naughty little butt button. Turns out I’m very sensitive there, too.”

“My very favorite button, in case you haven’t guessed, is my teensy-weensy clit button. But when my boyfriend licks it just right it feels big as an Alpine mountain, and I avalanche into orgasm. Speaking of which...