Chapter 4

For quite some time, Sarah had been telling Dan about Izzy’s growing sexual curiosity, knowing that the thought of their daughter as a sexual being aroused him greatly. She had taken advantage of that arousal on many occasions. She also knew that, in spite of any lingering guilt Dan had, he couldn’t maintain the facade forever. Eventually, he would have to give in to his carnal wishes and offer to teach their teen daughter about how to please a man. Each time Sarah imagined her handsome, well-hung husband coupled with their daughter, she felt herself tingle as her nipples hardened and her pussy began to drip with anticipation. Just 9 days before, Sarah had informed Dan that she would be inviting Izzy to watch her parents make love.

After Dan and Izzy had left for the day, Sarah sat by herself at the kitchen table, nursing a cup of coffee. “I don’t think Izzy can wait anymore ... and I know I can’t. So, I think tonight will be the night we start including Izzy”, Sarah thought as she felt a jolting tingle ripple through her most secret place.

She knew there wouldn’t be any special preparation necessary. The months she’d happily spent helping her daughter explore her teen body had given Sarah all the evidence she needed that Izzy was ready to move on to the next step. She also believed that Dan’s stubborn guilt could be circumvented if she didn’t give him too much notice. It seemed to her that the chances of success would be much higher if Dan didn’t know Izzy was in the room until it was too late.

Sarah also felt it would be best if she didn’t give Izzy too much of a heads-up. Doing so might just cause the teen to become too nervous or self-conscious. “Best to just act like it’s a spur of the moment decision”, she thought. The only ‘special’ preparation she decided on was that she did not want everyone to have to clean up after dinner. So, she decided she would order pizza for them instead. That would leave them all free to begin relaxing immediately after their evening meal.

Once she’d telephoned and made arrangements for an early evening delivery, she giggled to herself and decided to spend some quality time with her vibrator.

After dinner, Dan told his wife he was going to take a shower and would join she and Izzy in the family room so they would watch a movie together.

“I’ll join you for that shower in just a minute, honey”, Sarah replied with a smile.

Once Dan left the kitchen, Sarah went to Izzy and said, “Honey, your Daddy and I are going to make love tonight. Would you like to watch?”

Izzy gasped as her eyes bulged out as a huge grin appeared on her face. “Really?!”

“I’ll take that as a yes”, Sarah chuckled.

“Oh. Uhm ... yes, please”, Izzy finally replied. Her smile and enthusiasm warmed her mother’s soul.

“Alright, honey. Here’s what you need to do, okay? Your Daddy and I are going to take a shower, when we’re done, I’m going to close our bedroom door almost all the way. When you see the door almost closed like that, you can sneak in and go straight to my vanity chair. For tonight, you’re not allowed to touch us or move off that vanity chair. Do you understand me?”

“Yes ma’am”, Izzy said shakily.

“Good girl. Now, it’s alright if you feel like touching yourself while you’re watching us. In fact, if you want to do it, I encourage you to do so. But you are not to try to touch us or to leave that chair until I tell you ... at least this time. Are you sure you want to go through with this?”

“Yes!” Izzy blurted out. She was so eager, which made her somehow cuter.

“Okay, baby. Well, I guess we’ll see you in just a little bit then”, Sarah grinned and spun on the ball of one foot to make her way to the shower where her husband was waiting.

Less than 10 minutes later, Sarah led her husband out of the bathroom after they’d dried each other. He had tried to initiate some shower sex, but Sarah quickly squashed that notion by saying, “Nuh-uh, handsome. I’ve got other plans for you and that big dick of yours.”

As they entered the bedroom, she had him lay on his back as she went to ‘close’ the door. Just as she’d promised Izzy, the left the door ajar by a couple inches.

“Are you gonna get the lights, sweetie?” Dan asked.

“No sir, I am not. I wanna the lights on tonight. I don’t just wanna feel everything we’re doing, I wanna see it too.”

Fully lit intimacy was not a novelty for the couple, but it didn’t happen all the time either. The fact that Dan enjoyed watching his busty wife’s body while she was at her most passionate made him that much happier that Sarah had ‘other plans’, as she’d said.

With feline grace, Sarah crawled across the bed toward her husband. While sitting beside him, looking down at his face, she said, “You have no idea how much I’ve been looking forward to this, honey.”

Dan emitted a quiet groan.

She surreptitiously glanced toward the door and noticed Izzy standing just outside, already flicking her fingers across her hairless mound. Sarah threw a quick wink toward her daughter and then grabbed Dan’s thick manhood before moving her mouth to envelop the first few inches.

“Oh, sweetie! That’s so good...” Dan moaned, his eyes wrenched closed in pleasure. He blindly searched with one hand to find his wife’s naked form beside him. Caressing all parts of her he could reach, she moaned into his erection, the hum causing Dan’s arousal to spike even higher.

“Mhgmgm”, Sarah hummed on Dan’s cock again before pulling her mouth free and stroking slowly with one hand. “Honey,” she said, “will you lick my pussy for me? I need to make sure I’m really wet before you put your big dick in me.”

“What a silly question”, Dan quipped with a smile before grabbing his wife’s hips and pulling her thighs into position astride his face.

Once Dan’s face was buried in her crotch, Sarah motioned for Izzy to enter the room before quickly refocusing on the pleasure Dan was providing. “Oh! Yes, honey ... right there ... please keep doing that ... oh yeah ... oh yeah ... keep licking my pussy, baby...”, Sarah moaned as her face twisted into a silent pleasure scream.

Izzy watched this with lust-laden eyes. She eased the door open just enough to slide past and tiptoed to her mother’s vanity chair, as she’d been instructed. Her perch gave her a perfect view of the action. She felt as she were taking on a Herculean task to remain silent as she squeezed and tweaked one of her ripe, round breasts while her other hand played a syncopated, spastic rhythm on her clit. The entire time, her eyes were glued to the long, thick, veiny cock her father sported. She felt like her pussy was leaking so much, she might become dehydrated.

“I have a surprise for you, honey”, Sarah said.

“Huhmnmn?” was Dan’s muffled reply.

“We have a guest in our room tonight.”

Dan’s body tensed and his mouth stopped moving.

“Nun-uh, don’t you stop. Keep licking my pussy or you’ll have to take care of this big, swollen dick of yours all by yourself”, Sarah warned him.

Dan whimpered, his mouth still firmly planted in her dripping slit.

“She’s allowed to watch us and touch herself. She’s allowed to ask questions if she wants to. But she’s not allowed to touch either one of us, okay?” She looked Izzy in the eyes when she said the word ‘okay’. Her daughter nodded her understanding.

Dan’s body was no longer tense. His shoulders and overall demeanor indicated that he felt defeated. Sarah knew how to remedy that.

“Our daughter is sitting at my vanity, rubbing her little pussy while she stares at her Daddy’s big dick. How does that make you feel, honey?”

Dan whimpered again and his cock didn’t just twitch, it began lurching. Sarah no longer had the heavy appendage in her hand and Dan’s involuntary spasms caused the weighty wang to begin slapping against his abs while leaving drops of precum on his skin. Izzy had temporarily stopped mauling her own tits so she could use both hands on her glistening gash. One hand worked on her tingling clit while the other plowed her pretty pussy with two fingers.

“What do you think, Izzy? Do you like seeing your Daddy excited, his dick hard like this?” Sarah upped the ante.

“Oh yes, Momma! I love looking at Daddy’s big cock. I’ve seen it before so many times, but not ... ya’ know ... hard. I didn’t know they could get that big.”

“Well, sweetie, your Daddy is the only man I’ve ever been with, so I don’t have much to compare it with. But you know how girls talk. And based on everything I’ve heard, your Daddy probably has the biggest dick we’ll ever see.” Sarah grabbed her husband’s prong and resumed slowly stroking it, teasing more precum out. “Dan, I need you to put your huge cock in my pussy right now. I can’t wait anymore, baby. Are you ready?” Sarah informed her husband.

“Mnghmh”, Dan replied into Sarah’s hungry chasm.

“Oh! I’m sorry honey”, Sarah laughed. “Awful rude of me to ask you a question when your mouth was full.” Dan chuckled for a moment. They both heard Izzy giggle a little. Sarah lifted off her husband’s shining face and straddled his waist. Using one hand to hold Dan’s meaty missile aloft, she moved her hips around so she could center her hole over the welcome invader.

“Momma! I know you must’ve had Daddy’s penis in there before, but holy moley! I don’t see how you can get that big thing inside you!” Izzy exclaimed. “I mean, it’s really long, sure. But ... it’s so big around! How does that even fit?”

Sarah smiled at her daughter. “Honey, it took a lot of practice and patience. But a woman’s pussy is made to stretch some. And your Daddy’s big, juicy dick is the best thing for making a pussy feel wonderful while stretching it out. You’ll see.”

When Dan heard his wife say ‘you’ll see’, his hips jerked upward, forcing the first several inches of his gnarly cock inside his wife’s slick passage.

“OH!” Sarah yelped. “Easy, baby”, she winced and sucked air through her teeth. “You’re too big to go in all at once.”

Izzy was suddenly scared for her mother. Her Daddy’s huge cock looked like it might split her wide open! It wasn’t just that it was huge. To Izzy, here Dad’s twitching mass looked angry! Sarah could see the fear in Izzy’s eyes and tried to calm her.

“It’s alright, baby. Really, it is. But your Daddy’s cock is so big, I have to start slow. In a minute, it’ll feel better than anything else in the world.” Sarah slowly began working her hips up and down in small increments. Each stroke took more of Dan’s oversized meat inside her humid canal.

Eventually, Sarah could feel Dan’s small patch of pubic hair on her butt cheeks, telling her she’d once again been successful in taking his entire length. Her breathing slowed a little as she paused and looked at her daughter.

“Dan, honey, isn’t our daughter the sexiest girl you’ve ever seen?”

Dan whimpered as his wife’s pussy squeezed his length. He could feel every smooth ridge inside her pulsing and gripping him. He finally mustered the courage to look past his wife’s body toward the vanity where Izzy sat, legs akimbo. He had never seen anything so erotic as Izzy aggressively fingering herself with one hand while the other savagely molested her tits. As his cock began twitching inside his wife, hoping for release, he answered truthfully. “Yes, sweetie. Our little Izzy is the sexiest girl I’ve ever seen.”

Sarah moaned with pleasure and kept the pressure on in two ways; Gyrating her hips, using her husband’s donkey dick to stir her innards – and more dirty talk about their ripe daughter.

“She’s become so mature, so smart and her body has grown so much ... she already wants to feel your touch, don’t you baby?”

Izzy nodded, “Yes, Momma. I want Daddy to touch me all over.”

“Do you want him to use his mouth too?” Sarah asked, knowing the answer.

“Oh yes! I want Daddy to lick my pussy and suck on my titties!”

Sarah decided it was time to take the brakes off. “Do you wanna feel Daddy’s big dick in your hands, baby?”

“Yes, Momma! I wanna touch it and lick it and jerk on it and suck it!”

Finally, she lit the final fuse. “Now that you’ve seen how big your Daddy’s dick is, are you sure you want him to put it inside your little pussy?”

Izzy’s eyes rolled back as she suddenly began to tremble with another orgasm. Her nimble fingers continued playing an unknown song on her most sensitive parts while she traversed her own shaking, shivering pleasure peak.

It was no surprise to Sarah that Dan suddenly grabbed her narrow hips and began pummeling her pussy from below. Her own pointed questions and the answers given by their horny daughter had driven him to an animalistic edge. Sarah’s body began quaking with each deep stroke of his manhood. Her enormous globes wobbled, smacked and slapped each other as Dan’s tempo increased. It was clear that he was using her body to please himself. Perversely, it pleased her too.

“Yes, baby! Cum in my pussy”, Sarah bellowed. “Izzy’s never seen how much you cum, sugar bear. Show our little girl how much cum you shoot! She needs to know how much to expect when you put a baby in her!”

“OH! AAAHHHH!.” Dan shouted as he unleashed what seemed like a cartoonish amount of seed inside his wife’s greedy gash. He felt each rope of goopy jizz as it rocketed through his cannon while Sarah felt every splattering impact on her cervix.

Izzy sat silent, her eyes wide and her jaw hanging open. For several moments, she didn’t even appear to be breathing. Finally, loudly she sucked in as much air as her lungs would allow, before muttering, “wow...”, then abruptly adding, “Momma, I’m sorry about your chair. I’ll try to clean it in a little while, I promise.”

Sarah looked between her daughter’s thighs and saw that her padded vanity chair had, in fact, been thoroughly drenched with Izzy’s juices. Without concern, she told Izzy, “It’s okay, honey. I kinda wanted a new one anyway” and smiled warmly.

Dan’s cock was slowly deflating inside Sarah’s clutching cooter, but still twitched occasionally. While all three were catching their breath, he finally slipped from his wife’s confines, which allowed a river of his cream to begin flowing out of her.

“Oh wow!” Izzy said quietly. “Is there always that much, Momma?”

“Well, yeah, your Daddy shoots that much most of the time.”

“I mean, do all men shoot that much? Like, when I meet somebody and we get married, will he shoot that much too?” Izzy wanted to know.

“Now honey, remember that I’ve only been with your Daddy. But based on what I read in my high school health class, and what I’ve heard from other ladies, no. Most men cannot give as much seed as your Daddy does. I mean, I’ve never measured it, but it looks like almost 10 times as much as what they mentioned in my old health class book. Maybe I’m exaggerating a tiny bit...”

“But not by much, I bet”, Izzy proclaimed. “Does it taste good or is it yucky?”

“Ya’ know, I didn’t think I would like it, but I kinda do”, Sarah said. “Other women said sperm tasted like over-salted oysters or some other gross term. But your Daddy’s is a little bit salty and a little bit sweet. It’s kinda hard to describe ... here ... why don’t you try for yourself?”

Sarah then reached down to her drooling gash and gathered up a large, pearly glob on two fingers before offering it to her daughter.

“Can I get off the chair now?” Izzy asked.

Sarah chuckled and said, “Yes baby. Come over and taste your Daddy’s cum. Tell us what you think.” Dan’s cock twitched again.

Izzy took a tentative taste with the tip of her tongue, pondered it for a moment then abruptly put her mouth completely over her mother’s outstretched fingers and began sucking. She mewled and her young body moved sensuously, almost writhing as she tasted her Daddy’s nut butter for the first time.

“I think she likes it”, Sarah chuckled while looking over her shoulder at Dan.

Dan moaned and whimpered again as his freshly-used cock lurched again, still coated with the mixture of his wife’s juices and his own.

“Okay, honey. That’s enough for tonight”, Sarah announced while pulling her fingers out of Izzy’s mouth.

“Did I do alright, Momma? Do you think Daddy liked me being here while you made love?” Izzy asked.

“You were wonderful, honey. But you know your father is right here, don’t you?” Sarah reached behind herself to pat Dan’s chest. “In the future, if you want to know what your Daddy thinks, you should try asking him first.”

Izzy chuckled at her own silly lapse. “Oh! Right ... duh. Sorry, Daddy.” Dan waved an exhausted hand, letting her know there were no hard feelings.

Sarah then told her daughter, “If you have more questions, we can discuss them tomorrow, okay?”

Izzy nodded.

“Good girl. Now, go take a quick shower and rinse yourself off before you go to bed. We’ll see you in the morning.”

“Okay, Momma”, Izzy leaned in and gave her mother a hug, their oversized melons squishing against each other. When that hug was completed, Izzy leaned over her father and kissed him on the lips as a lover would. “Thank you, Daddy. I love you.”

“I love you too, sweetie.” Dan said with a tired smile.

Izzy smiled and turned to leave the room. Over her shoulder, she said, “Love you, Momma!”

Sarah eased her way off Dan’s lap and helped him off the bed so they could take another quick shower.

The next morning, after Dan had departed for a day of fishing with some of his friends, Sarah and Izzy sat in the family room, discussing the events of the previous evening.

“It’s so big, Momma!” Izzy exclaimed. “I mean, just thinking about it makes me tingle. But it’s just ... huge”, she said while waving her hands around, unsuccessfully searching for more synonyms that expressed her amazement at her father’s equipment.

“I know, honey”, Sarah commiserated with her daughter. “I was terrified the first time I saw it. And that was the night your Daddy and I got married. Imagine! Scared to death, but I had just married him, so it’s not like I could just run away.”

“How did you ever get it inside you? I’m afraid it’ll split me in two!” Izzy wanted to know.

“Well, it starts with having a patient and loving man, sweetie. You’ve known your father your whole life. Only recently have you started to think of your Daddy as a life support system for his big dick. Even if he wasn’t so well-endowed, your father would still be the finest man you’d ever meet. So, even though he didn’t know any more than I did that night, he was kind. He took his time. He made sure I enjoyed myself. Over the years, we’ve learned more ways to please each other, but he’s been that way ever since. He’s always put my pleasure above his own.”

“Aww”, Izzy was genuinely touched. “Do you think he and I could ... ya’ know ... just touch each other? I mean, do stuff other than him putting it inside me?”

Oddly, Sarah hadn’t considered that before. But after pondering it for a moment, she answered, “I don’t think that’s a good idea, sweetie. Not yet anyway. For the two of you, it should be focused on procreation – making a baby. Who knows? After you get pregnant, your father might be willing to just play and enjoy.”

“Hmm”, Izzy thought out loud. “So if Daddy and I have sex, then we can start just having fun the next time?”

Sarah chuckled, “Honey, it might take more than just one try for you to get pregnant. You should know that from your health books. Sometimes it happens right away, sometimes it doesn’t. Heck, your Daddy and I tried for several years before you were conceived!

“Huh”, Izzy said. “The thing is, I don’t think I want a baby yet, Momma. I mean, I really, really, REALLY wanna have fun with Daddy, don’t get me wrong! And when I do get ready to have a baby, I want it to be Daddy’s. But the size of his cock is ... just ... I’m scared of it while being aroused by it. Does that makes sense?”

Sarah nodded while grinning.

Izzy continued, “And even if I wanted to try to squeeze that big thing in me right away, I don’t wanna have a baby yet.”

Sarah hugged her daughter and said, “I’m proud of you, honey. You’re thinking rationally, not just with your private parts. That’s a very mature attribute. So, here’s what I propose; One, You can continue watching your Daddy and I make love, but only if we know you’re going to be there – no sneaking around, okay?” Izzy nodded before Sarah continued.

“Two, you can touch me, if you like. Even if your Daddy and I are having sex. Maybe you and I could even put on a show for your Daddy some time. But...”, she paused to make sure she still had Izzy’s attention. She did. “I don’t think it’s a good idea for the two of you to be touching each other sexually until you’re ready to go all the way. That’s as much for your Daddy’s peace of mind as it is yours. So, you are still not allowed to touch him – at least for now. Got it?”

Izzy grinned wide and leaned over to hug her mother tightly.

With that, Sarah had unwittingly opened the door for Izzy to begin touching her casually, at any time. It started with Izzy cupping her mother’s butt cheeks while they stood in the kitchen one morning. Before long, Izzy would grab Sarah’s huge tits and squeeze them lovingly, occasionally taking a nipple into her mouth for a few moments of slurping. A couple weeks later, she surprised Sarah by stepping into the shower after her and kissing her while inserting two fingers in her mother’s quivering vagina. After the shower, Izzy shocked Sarah a bit by asking, “Momma, would it be alright if I licked your pussy?”

“Huh? You ... are you ... what...?” Sarah stammered before Izzy kissed her deeply and gently coaxed her mother to her parent’s bed. Once there, she gently pushed the stunned Sarah onto her back, and began working her way down her mother’s delightful body. On her journey southward, she kissed every spot that caught her eye, beginning with the side of her neck. Sarah seemed to regain her senses when Izzy latched onto one of her breasts with her mouth, aggressively slurping and suckling, even leaving a few tiny bite marks behind. As she reached the humid space between her mother’s thighs, she found the slit already dripping with desire.

As much as Sarah had no desire to taste another woman’s pussy, the thought of another woman tasting her made her loins melt. Izzy proceeded to spend nearly 30 minutes nibbling, licking and slurping her mother’s slippery slit. At times, she would use one or two fingers inside Sarah’s canal, attempting to find her G spot. She thought she might have found it on two different occasions, but her mother’s bucking hips made it difficult to keep her fingers in any one place for long, so she wasn’t sure. Meanwhile, Sarah could tell that her daughter was tireless. And talented.

As Sarah was recovering from her second shaking orgasm, Izzy went to her own room and got her vibrator and the lube. Returning, she said, “If you don’t mind, I think it’s my turn now, Momma.”

“But honey, I don’t...”

“You don’t have to lick my pussy if you don’t want to. But I really wanna try this in my butt and I’ve been scared to do it by myself. I mean, what if I can’t reach it and it gets stuck inside me?” Izzy asked.

“I suppose that makes sense”, Sarah acknowledged.

“Yay! Now make sure you use plenty of that lube on there, Momma. I put a finger in there last week and it hurt a bunch until I put some of that goop on it.”

Her daughter had been experimenting with her own body in ways Sarah had never dared, or even considered. “I might have a few things to learn from my daughter. Seems strange, but she’s clearly more adventurous than I’ve been. Something to think about later”, thought Sarah.

Izzy got on the bed and raised her butt in the air. Leaning forward, with her shoulders on the mattress, she began rubbing her own clit. “Start slow, please Momma. Lube it up and put it in my asshole.”

“Isabelle Saunders! I don’t care for such vulgar terms!”

Izzy was thoroughly confused. “But ... you said we could use dirty words if we’re being sexy.”

“Dirty words are one thing. But I don’t like crass or gross words. There’s a gross way to say it, which you just did, and there’s gotta be a better way to get your point across. So, instead of saying the “Ablankblank-hole word, how about ... butthole? It’s cuter.”

Izzy shrugged, “I guess you’re right. Butt does sound cuter than ass.”

Sarah playfully slapped her daughter’s upturned butt cheeks and they both giggled for a moment. Then she asked, “Do you still want me to do this, baby?”

“Yes please, Momma.”

“Okay, honey.” With that, she put a large dollop of clear, water-based lube on the end of the pink vibrator and began pushing the tip into her daughter’s tight little rosebud. “Do you want me to turn it on too, sweetie?”

“Nuh-uh”, Izzy grunted between gasps. “It’s already so good, I think I’d die if it started buzzing. But could you ... will you finger my pussy? Please, Momma?”

“Okay, baby.”

For the next 20 minutes or more, Sarah pleasured her daughter’s tight pussy using her fingers and her little butt with the slim vibrator. As her daughter’s slick passage became ever-more slimy, Sarah added a third finger to her plunging efforts. Izzy finally collapsed in exhausted pleasure, her thighs and glutes still twitching with post-orgasmic quivers. As Izzy lay on her back, panting and trying to regain her composure, Sarah took the opportunity to push her daughter even further over the top and took one of Izzy’s heavy teen tits into her mouth, slurping and sucking on one of her ‘shy’ nipples until they both hardened to angry nubs.

“Thank you, Momma. That was...”

“You’re welcome, baby. And thank you too. I didn’t think I would ever want a woman to lick my pussy, but you do that even better than your Daddy does. You really got me creamy when you put your mouth on me.”

“I’m glad. I hope we can do this again sometime, Momma. I would say I wanna do it soon, but I’m not sure my legs are working yet.” They shared another giggling fit while hugging each other close. “Momma, how many fingers were you using?”

“I started with two and then worked my way up to three”, Sarah answered.

“I felt it change when you added another one. What made you think of that?”

“Well, honey, if we’re gonna get your pussy ready for your Daddy’s cock, two fingers isn’t gonna be big enough. Once in a while, you’ll need to get something thicker in there so you can stretch yourself a little bit. That way, it won’t be as much of a shock the first time you ask your Daddy to slide his big meat in you.”

For a several months, Sherry had been spending Sunday afternoons with Dan. After getting to know her character, he had decided the teen didn’t really need any assistance in ‘becoming a lady’ aside from learning when sensitive topics should not be discussed and what those topics included. He had always heard that, for many people, the most effective way to learn is outside a typical lecture setting. With that in mind, he decided that Sherry would help him as he worked on assorted odd jobs around the church and its grounds. Some days were dedicated to painting, some to lawn work and so on. With her help, he was able to whittle the lengthy list of necessary preventative maintenance down to a more manageable size. And since there was less handyman work to do afterward, the church saved some money in the process by not having to hire outside help as often.

While tending to these chores, he would talk with her and listen to whatever was on her mind at that moment, without judgement. This gave him an opportunity to point out which topics she should not bring up in mixed company. She was eager to learn and quick to pick up new skills, whether they were social or carpentry-related.

One such afternoon, as they were beginning to wind down their work, Sherry’s mother reappeared, having spent the day in town shopping instead of returning home, as she had done on previous Sundays. Sherry was so proud of her work that she was quick to take her mother around the interior of the building, pointing out all the places she had helped Dan repair, replace or re-paint something. “I even put in a new sink faucet all by myself!” Sherry proudly announced. “Pastor Dan won’ let me do none o’ the ‘lectrical stuff though”, she pouted for a moment.

“I’ve told you before that I just don’t want you to get hurt working with wiring as old as the stuff in this building”, Dan reminded Sherry.

Darla gave Sherry a warm, matronly hug and told her how genuinely proud of her she was. She then told Sherry to go into the ladies room and freshen up a little so she could speak with Pastor Dan alone.

“I shore do ‘preciate all th’ time yew done spent wi’ my Sherry, Pastor Dan. Yew oughta know, she’s got ‘ersef a crush on yew, sump’n fierce. I cain’t hardly git ‘er t’ shut up ‘bout how nice yew are, and how strong yew are an’ how much she likes th’ color o’ yer eyes and blah, blah, blah, on an’ on.”

Dan was a tiny bit embarrassed and tried to reply in his normal, tactful manner, but was interrupted by Darla.